Jokes Thread

I got a joke. It's sort of long but here goes.

Three ducks were arrested in Wentworth Park ( a park in Glace Bay, Nova Scotia. Where I live) Anyway, they get to court and the judge asks the first duck: you've been arrested for blowing bubbles in Wentworth Park, what's your name? The duck goes: Quack, quack. The judge says 10 bucks go pay your fine. The second duck comes up and the judge says you've been arrested for blowing bubbles in Wentworth Park what's your name? the duck says: Quack, quack, quack. The judge says 10 bucks go pay your fine. The thrid duck finally comes up and the judge says let me guess your name is Quack, quack, quack, quack and the duck says: No I'm Bubbles!!! :lol:
 
Thanks. Actually my grandfather told me that joke about 10 years ago. It was when Wentworth Park was first opened. I don't know who came up with it but I've never forgot it. I love that joke it's my favorite.
 
New Years Resolutions

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less. Makes you think.

4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.

7. Get in a whole NEW rut!

8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.

9. Don't eat cloned meat.

10. Create loose ends.

11. Get more toys.

12. Get further in debt.

13. Don't believe politicians.

14. Break at least one traffic law.

15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.

17. Associate with even worse business clients.

18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.

19. Wait around for opportunity.

20. Focus on the faults of others.

21. Mope about faults.

22. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
 
These r Freakn' FUNNY

here is one ..
How do crazy people get threw the forest?
A: they take the psycopath (did I spell that correct?) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :)
 
heres a few christmas cracker jokes:

Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their seats.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam in to a wall?

A: Dam
 
i got 2 xmas jokes

Q: why didnt the skelton go to the new years eve party?
A: he had no body to go with

Q: what do you get if you cross a detective with a skelton?
A: sherlock bones
 
HaHaHa
What did the Digital Clock say to his mother?
Look ma no hands!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
What do u call lending money to a bison?
A Buffloan HAHA :lol: :lol: :)
 
whats yellow and dangerous?
shark infested custard
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:lol: I remember that one, we had that in a Chirstmas cracker this year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
 
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