I Suck At Cooking!

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  1. SidLer

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    Ooo my grandma made some excellent BBQed Curry Chicken for New Years! I think you'll need some chicken *Hears someone going "Duh?"* Curry powder, Garlic, Butter, Olive oil, Oregano and some salt and pepper.

    You'll need to barbecue 'em unless you don't mind eating them medium rare from the microwave. ;)
     
  2. VManso

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    Barbecued Curry Chicken. Yum!
     
  3. GilGrissomCSI

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    I can cook....umm...

    Cereal? :D

    Believe me, all that pouring of milk onto cornflakes can be TOUGH! It takes a professional! ;) :lol:
     
  4. VManso

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    Oh, does it now, hmmm? :lol:
     
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    I would pay to see that. She swears she has no idea what happened, but I learned that eggs evaporating is the worst smell EVER. You think rotten eggs are bad? PSH. They smell great compared to evaporated eggs. EW. I am NEVER cooking in the same room as her. Who knows what might happen???
     
  6. SidLer

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    ^ She might evaporate you! :lol:
     
  7. madgeorge

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    That's exactly what I was thinking!!!

    I mean, I defy ANYONE here to try and evaporate eggs. It's hard. I've tried it, after she told me, I bought 4 cartons of eggs and tried everything I could to evaporate one, nothing worked!!! I don't know what the hell she did!!!
     
  8. drkate

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    hey madgeorge, maybe you're friend has magical powers! i mean... evaporating an egg? is that really possible without magic?!! i don't think even i'm that bad at cooking! :p
     
  9. BabaOReilly

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    I had a friend who claimed he could burn water! :lol:

    I know it's impossible, but it was still a strangely accurate description of his ability! Fortunately, his boyfriend is a chef, so he doesn't have to worry about it! ;) I gots ta find me a man who can cook! :D
     
  10. ineverysunflower

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    hm.. i cant cook either. but i do make the best toast :D
     
  11. madgeorge

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    Oh, it's possible. It's really hard, and really gross.

    I love cooking, it's so much fun!!! I can take a bunch of things, throw them together and make something that tastes great. I think that is like, the coolest thing ever. I love making new things too. I made a white chocolate soufflee last week, it was hard, but it was almost perfect in the end, and it tasted soooooo gooooood....*drool*....

    I also make a mean white chocolate cheesecake.
     
  12. Guest

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    The small ones are pie pumpkins.


    That's not cooking. ;)
     
  13. BabaOReilly

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    But their pumpkins aren't even orange. They're more like squash or something. They're not really the same as our pumpkins, despite the name.
     
  14. GilGrissomCSI

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    I was kidding. :p
     
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    A real handy combo of seasonings is garlic (or garlic powder or garlic salt) and lemon pepper. Use in roughly equal amounts. I shy away from garlic salt since I just try to keep salt to a minimum in my diet but if you don't, feel free to use the garlic salt. Good on chicken, eggs, seafood, veggies...just a very handy blend.

    Curry? I'm a bit of a purist, I go from scratch with the garlic, cumin seed, onions, ginger, turmeric, cayenne, etc. etc. I don't try to use asafoetida anymore, though - I know they do in India, but man, you have to keep that stuff in an airlock or it'll stank up your whole house!!

    I think my mother-in-law evaporated some eggs once. Or just disintegrated them by boiling them until the water was gone from the pan, the non-stick pan coating was burning and I ran out to the kitchen when the house started smelling like death warmed over...That woman is dangerous sometimes...

    --Robin
     

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