Humorous Quotes

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LysCat said:
These are ones from Las Vegas...

Hodges: Now, just to warn you, I've never been very good with sports.
Grissom: Sara...

Nick: Wait, are you telling me that in a few years that four year olds are going to be getting...trashed?
Hodges: Yeah, the pre-school graduation party is going to be a blast.

Suspect: Why don't you ask him? He looks like he was a jock in college. (points over to Greg)
Greg: Me?
Sara: Him?
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Does anyone know which episode the first quote is from?
 
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*doctor robbins puls a preserved head out of a bucket*
grissom (looking over shoulder) "hey doc, i heard you got some head"
 
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Warrick Brown: Acting supervisor? What about Nick? He's got seniority. Or Sara? She'd jump at the chance
Gil Grissom: If it was about seniority, I'd ask Nick. If I wanted someone to stay up for three straight days, I'd ask Sara. Instead, I want you.


That is so true about Sara...
 
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I don't know if the following have been posted before but they're funny:

Catherine: Now tell me, why are we here?
Grissom: 'Cuz it's the only place within ten miles of Calville Bay that serves calamari.
Catherine: And you know this because...?
Grissom: I come here for calamari.
Catherine: Oh. Alone?
Grissom: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.

Sara: You're the one who said one piece of evidence is better than ten eyewitnesses.
Grissom: What, do you tape everything I say?

Nick: Pulled a couple of hairs off of our male stabbing vic.
Greg: Okay. Baby. Uh-huh.
Nick: What?
Greg: Nine lives.
Nick: Cat hair?
Greg: Meow.

Nick: Grissom tell me, I am radiating a green glow?
(while washing his hands after having touched plutonium dust from a murder weapon)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
 
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from autopsy scene in 'who are you'

grissom: for a ladies man you dont know much about bone strecture
nick: i know all i need to know

nicky, i will gladly help you out with your anatomy skills :devil:
 
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FallenforGrissom said:
Nick: Grissom tell me, I am radiating a green glow?
(while washing his hands after having touched plutonium dust from a murder weapon)
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Wasn't it Uranium? o.o;
 
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I laughed really hard when Catherine said...."And if you don't feel like King Kong on cocaine"... coz I had missed parts of it. Just kinda funny.
 
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Flack to a suspect in "Fare Game":

"I was getting kind of worried. You don't write, you don't call. I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives."
 
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Hodges: I didn't page you.
Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.

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This comes from the book 'Grave Matters' (the way it was written):
"Stop the presses," Warrick said, "Greg Sanders gets head."
[because Greg has a skull on a desk to test a tooth for poison]

'Double Dealer':
Sara: "Gonna get us all killed, then who's going to investigate our scene? I mean, we'll all be dead."
 
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Oh, well .... ;) I propably mixed up the radioactive stuff... :p Who cares...? ;) Nick's line was funny!! :D :D
Thanks though, shuriyuCSI! :)
 
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Not really a quote but a moment:
In Overload, the scene where Warrick, Sara, and Greg are just hanging out in the breakroom with Limbo Rock playing in the background and Greg made the crossword into a crane :)
 
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