Re: Humorious Quotes Sara: Excuse me, is my evaluation interrupting you? Grissom: Uh? No no no, I barely heard you. Sara: You find something interesting there? Grissom: Dirt. Sara: You're so technical, I can hardly keep up. Sara: You're the one who's always saying it's better to have one piece of forensic evidence than ten eyewitnesses. Grissom: What, do you tape everything I say? Brass: I located her husband. Grissom: Let me guess - downtown? The freemont district? Brass: You know, I'm not even gonna ask. Catherine: I once dated the Detroit Lions Mascot. Off-season. Dutch was his name. Grissom: The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me. (Catherine finds yarn in the deceased's mouth) Cath: Dutch never had furballs, though. Catherine: What kind of perverse game are you playing? Grissom: I'm not a pervert. Okay, I'm done with quotes for now. LOL
Re: Humorious Quotes haha these are great! From one of the MAC books: (sorry guys i cant remember it exactly) Sara(ithink) - Is the glass half empty or half full? Griss - Dust the glass and swab it (yeah you guys get the point, if i have time ill look it up later! )
Re: Humorious Quotes The first two are from "Crate 'n Burial", the other two are from "Sex, lies and larvae", Cath's first two are from "fur and loathing" and the last one from "Bodies in Motion". Some more, now from "Shooting Stars" Grissom: Have you ever seen the pyramids? Cath: Does the Luxor count? (Walking in the desert) Grissom: I'd like to see the pyramids one day. Cath: If we keep walking, we might come upon them today. And these are from "Table Stakes" Cath (on phone): Hey Sara? You sleeping? Sara (on phone): Yeah. Cath (sarcastic): Awww. Sara: If they're gonna call me in, throw me a bone. Gimme the 4-19 in the elevator. Nick: Someone's bitter. Sara (cute whiney voice): I'm tired. Sara (to Greg): You're awake. I hate you. (Nick hands her a cup of coffee) Sara: No, I can't drink anymore more coffee. My body clock is so screwed up. I just want a steak and a shot. (After Greg comes in all excited going 100mph talking) Sara (to Nick): So much for the steak, just... I'll take the coffee. Nick: Yeah.
Re: Humorious Quotes "Suspect: You look like you were a jock in college. Greg: Me? Sara: Him?" "David: I'm gonna have to agree with Sara Warrick: You're only on her side cause you have a crush on her. Hodges: No, that's why I wore a clean coat." "Greg [I think]: How come when you talk about bugs, everyone says you're a genius, and when I talk about birds, everyone tells me I need a date?" "Greg: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, swab one down, run it through CODIS.. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.." "Dr. Robbins: What are you thinking about? Grissom: Tacos." :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes Nick: "Hey, Greg." Greg: "Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here." Nick: "Oh really?" Greg: "Shoulder length blond hair, AMAZING green eyes, perfect bone structure..." Nick: "Cute toes?" Greg: "Not ONE is longer than the big toe!" I don't know the exact wordings, but it's something like that. Sara: "I've got crabs" Grissom: "What?" Grissom: "Pika?" Dr. Robbins: "Boo?"
Re: Humorious Quotes ----------------------- Just so you know he said Sanders not Greg... just thought you wanted to know
Re: Humorious Quotes I just thought of 1... Sorry if someone already did it. It's from the episode 'Killer' Greg: Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here? Nick: It's probaly trash...blown in from off the street. Greg: Nobody throws away porn; it's like an heirloom, passed on down the family tree.