Humorous Quotes

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Sara: Excuse me, is my evaluation interrupting you?
Grissom: Uh? No no no, I barely heard you.

Sara: You find something interesting there?
Grissom: Dirt.
Sara: You're so technical, I can hardly keep up.

Sara: You're the one who's always saying it's better to have one piece of forensic evidence than ten eyewitnesses.
Grissom: What, do you tape everything I say?

Brass: I located her husband.
Grissom: Let me guess - downtown? The freemont district?
Brass: You know, I'm not even gonna ask.

Catherine: I once dated the Detroit Lions Mascot. Off-season. Dutch was his name.
Grissom: The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me.

(Catherine finds yarn in the deceased's mouth)
Cath: Dutch never had furballs, though.

Catherine: What kind of perverse game are you playing?
Grissom: I'm not a pervert.


Okay, I'm done with quotes for now. LOL
 
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haha these are great!

From one of the MAC books:

(sorry guys i cant remember it exactly)
Sara(ithink) - Is the glass half empty or half full?
Griss - Dust the glass and swab it

(yeah you guys get the point, if i have time ill look it up later! :D)
 
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The first two are from "Crate 'n Burial", the other two are from "Sex, lies and larvae", Cath's first two are from "fur and loathing" and the last one from "Bodies in Motion". :D


Some more, now from "Shooting Stars"

Grissom: Have you ever seen the pyramids?
Cath: Does the Luxor count?

(Walking in the desert)
Grissom: I'd like to see the pyramids one day.
Cath: If we keep walking, we might come upon them today.

And these are from "Table Stakes"

Cath (on phone): Hey Sara? You sleeping?
Sara (on phone): Yeah.
Cath (sarcastic): Awww.

Sara: If they're gonna call me in, throw me a bone. Gimme the 4-19 in the elevator.
Nick: Someone's bitter.
Sara (cute whiney voice): I'm tired.

Sara (to Greg): You're awake. I hate you.

(Nick hands her a cup of coffee)
Sara: No, I can't drink anymore more coffee. My body clock is so screwed up. I just want a steak and a shot.

(After Greg comes in all excited going 100mph talking)
Sara (to Nick): So much for the steak, just... I'll take the coffee.
Nick: Yeah.
 
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"Suspect: You look like you were a jock in college.
Greg: Me?
Sara: Him?"

"David: I'm gonna have to agree with Sara
Warrick: You're only on her side cause you have a crush on her.
Hodges: No, that's why I wore a clean coat."

"Greg [I think]: How come when you talk about bugs, everyone says you're a genius, and when I talk about birds, everyone tells me I need a date?"

"Greg: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, swab one down, run it through CODIS.. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.."

:)

"Dr. Robbins: What are you thinking about?
Grissom: Tacos."
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"Greg [I think]: How come when you talk about bugs, everyone says you're a genius, and when I talk about birds, everyone tells me I need a date?"
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^^ That one is Nick I think.. Nick is the bird expert on the team :)
 
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Nick: "Hey, Greg."
Greg: "Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here."
Nick: "Oh really?"
Greg: "Shoulder length blond hair, AMAZING green eyes, perfect bone structure..."
Nick: "Cute toes?"
Greg: "Not ONE is longer than the big toe!"

I don't know the exact wordings, but it's something like that.

Sara: "I've got crabs"
Grissom: "What?"

Grissom: "Pika?"
Dr. Robbins: "Boo?"
 
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Lia said:
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"Greg [I think]: How come when you talk about bugs, everyone says you're a genius, and when I talk about birds, everyone tells me I need a date?"
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wich episode is this quote?
 
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Dynamo1 said:
From CSI: Las Vegas

Jim Brass: Hey, Grissom you got something stuck on your shoe... Nevermind, it's just Greg.

Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts.
Jim Brass: Sound familiar?

Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.

From CSI: Miami

Horatio Caine: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?
Calleigh Duquesne: Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Ryan Wolfe: (after finding out the suspect they are interrogating stands to inherit an island) That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.

Suspect: You're not going to be able to prove a thing.
Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI.

From CSI: New York

Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: (holding a severed finger) Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

Stella Bonasera: (examining a body) There's something gooey here.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I have to use that more.
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Just so you know he said Sanders not Greg... just thought you wanted to know
 
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wendy said:
Lia said:
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"Greg [I think]: How come when you talk about bugs, everyone says you're a genius, and when I talk about birds, everyone tells me I need a date?"
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wich episode is this quote?
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That quote is from season 3, Fight Night. :)
 
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Dragonstar4 said:
catherine: I've decided that we have a very healthy relationship
grissom: we do?
catherine: well, when we have a problem i don't dress greg up in latex and stick straws up his nose
grissom: good, he'd probably like it

Grissom: decomp in an enclosed space?
*sara nods*
Grissom: lemmons
*confused looks*
Grissom: for the smell...
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What episode was that from the first quote?
 
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I just thought of 1... Sorry if someone already did it.

It's from the episode 'Killer'
Greg: Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?

Nick: It's probaly trash...blown in from off the street.

Greg: Nobody throws away porn; it's like an heirloom, passed on down the family tree.
 
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