CDC(struggles to keep the guests calm): Ok folks, I know we're all excited and the most of us, being DuCaine shippers, desperately want this to happen, but I beg to remind you it's H and Cal's big day, so be patient, everything has to be absolutely perfect! Now, why don't we-
Eric (crawls next to CDC): Sweetheart, have I ever told you you look gorgeous in black?
CDC(blushes): Oh, thank you honey! You know, you look so sexy in tha- (the guests stare stunned) Er, I mean... You shouldn't be here! You're the groomsman, go and give Horatio a hand!
Eric: But you said we would-
CDC(pushes him away embarassed): Not now!
Eric: Ok, ok, I got it! (goes down the altar) Ryan, isn't that Calleigh's lipstick?
Ryan: Yup!
Eric: What is it doing on your lips?
Ryan: I was just-
CDC: GO AWAY!!!!!! Bring the groom here! Where's the father of the bride? Anyone has seen Kenwall Duquesne? No?! Oh, great! MG, I'm not going to survive this!
Greg Sanders(appears): You want a Valium?
CDC: NO! NO! NO! I want this wedding to end! (grabs Greg's arm) And give me that damn Valium!
Edit: Oh, we already have a priest! I'm glad I won't have to celebrate the marriage of the woman I have a crush on!