Re: Grissom&Sara #20 - Who Cares? The Shirt's Coming Off Any
*takes a bow*
Adzix,
Greggoooo,
Jordan,
Ziggy,
FallenforGrissom, and
Desert: thank you for the accolades. I really had to do it -
Sarah kept throwing out "WPHS" all over the place, and I felt imcumbent to try and explain what the hell she was going on about before y'all thought she was losing her mind....
SarahV: Can I ask you what a clothed penis picture is?
Oh, I'll admit that it's a bit redundant in the wording, but I'll put it to you as a fellow writer - which sounds better: "naked penis picture" or "penis picture"? It's a question of rhythm, really.
Adzix: MissDee i haven't been that speechless since the finale
The plethora of posts with your name on them would suggest otherwise.
But you seem to be a lovely person nonetheless, so I will investigate
Jordan as per your request. (Your five best WP avatars will be ample payment, thank you.)
Jordan: MissDee, I think that was probably one of the only diseases I actually understand...and I also admit to being somewhere around Stage 4 or 5.
*pause*
I did admit that he was hot yesterday though...and I yelled at some chick for calling Grissom old and ugly. So could that move me up to Stage 6?? I should consider medical attention...or not I mean, what's to complain about?? Billy P is actually pretty much one of the hottest older men on earth...
Oh dear,
Jordan - fully admitting the hottness
and raising your voice to another in defense of WP? Forget 4 or 5 - you, my dear, are deep in the throes of Stage 6, and will probably hit stage 7 very soon. I'm very sorry to tell you that your WPHS is, in fact, terminal... not that you're going to die, but you will soon lose all reason and control due to uncontrollable bouts of passion. Say goodbye to your rational mind while you still can. It would be advisable to notify your loved ones at this point before you're salivating so voraciously that you can no longer form coherent sentences....
Ziggy: Okay, clarify please- TR Knight and Tom Welling are in love with Billy? wtf?
(TomWellingpalesincomparisontoDeanCainasClarkKentsorrygotLois&Clarks1DVDformybday andhavebeenwatchingitforhoursstraight)
No, you puffin-lover! T.R. Knight and Tom Welling are two mutant strains of WPHS - all three of which I've caught, BTW.
Those in the know already understand my pash for T.R. Knight, but the Tom Welling thing is actually a perfect example of how we often have to eat our words regarding our dislike of certain celebrities. I'd never sat down and actually watched
Smallville; I'd only seen bits and pieces of it, and I took great pleasure in teasing my brothers (both fans) that it couldn't be that great of a show, if a doofus like that was Clark Kent. I mean, look at his cheekbones, for God's sake - put the guy in a dress and he could star in
The Crying Game, Part Deux. But then I actually sat down and watched the show... and to my dismay, realized that while TW is often required to look about as animated as a Greek statue, he's also got the yummiest set of imperfect teeth that I've ever seen... and a deliciously sexy grin when he gets that goofy look on his face... and then there was the whole wet white T-shirt thing, and I was a goner. (My brothers will
roast me when they find out....) No offense to you or Dean Cain, then, but I'll take my Tom Welling and go. Dean Cain does nothing for me, but then again, neither do Brad Pitt or Richard Gere or Sean Connery....
And that extremely off-topic story was, in fact, my birthday gift to you!
Many happy returns of the day! And in honor of this special reason to celebrate, I will refrain from pointing out that you're totally in Stage 4... and so close to Stage 5, it's virtually sharing your underwear.
Desert:I've said it before and I'll say it agin MissDee you should send your ideas-theories and writings to the CSI writers- go for it- you've got great thoughts and a talent-for this
Unfortunately, my understanding of the Hollywood television system is that they don't accept unsolicited material, and won't use ideas found on the Internet for fear of lawsuits. Therefore, I'm afraid my chances of getting my ideas looked at by TPTB are right up there with the odds that both WP and TW will divorce their wives and fight a swashbuckling duel over me. In their birthday suits. (That is, not totally impossible, exactly, but improbable enough to show up only in the vicinity of the
Heart of Gold....)
But I love that you think it's that good. Hugs to you, dear.
