Diggin' through the Dork-Quote Archives and I found these from earlier this month...
Science
-Mrs. L: I think you've messed up your chemicals with your other chemical use.
-Jeremiah: Is there a differance in the spelling of lie as in 'lie down' and lie as in 'the sky is green'?
-Shane: A paragraph has 4 or 5 sentances. I wrote 4 or 5 sentances.
-Mrs. L: Maybe 4 or 5 sentance fragments.
-James: You ever hear the story bout how Maggie got her lip bit off by a turtle? She was kissin' it.
-Dustin: They were frenchin' and CHOMP!
-Walker: It got some tongue, too.
-Walker: I wish my name was like Joshua...Walker-a.
-Jordan: How am I supposed to make fun of Maggie in the dark?
-Josh: I always put the same things, cheerleading and military.
Geometry
-Evan: I present the radiant, the fantastic, Miss Kelsey.
-Blake: What? Where? Is there a new girl here named Kelsey?
-Shelby: Radicals...that just sounds scary.
-Matt: Hurp hurp hurp hurp hurp, here's where you run it into the ground, math teacher!
English
-Mrs. F: If you don't set down you'll have to work.
-Tony: Oooooh! I wanna work!
-Emily: Keenen, do you have a lil' cap'n in you?
-Keenen: I wish.
History
-Ms. G: Here's how I'll be nice to you...caouse we all know that doesn't happen often.
-Josh: Sometimes.
-Ms. G: I have my moments.
-Ty: You're my favorite aunt.
-Ms. G: You don't count.
Spanish
-Mrs. H: Did they call you?
-Tommy: Yeah, I'm going home.
-Maggie: First he calls the teacher fat, then he gets to go home!
-Josh: No, first he called the teacher a fat guy.
-Ms. H: Jordan, do you know -no, I know you don't. Be quiet means don't talk.
-Maggie: Why don't you just let us go out and run around in the snow?
-Ms. H: No, I'd get in trouble.
-Maggie: Why don't youlet us go out and pick up trash...in the snow?
-Ms. H: No...Very creative, though.
Oral Comm.
-Mrs. F: If I think that I can hear you then you'll have to work.
-David: But if you think that you know-
-Mrs. F: I can hear you!
-Mrs. F: Maybe if I take my glasses off. Oh! Now I can't see you!...I like this.
-Jeremiah: One day he'll be talkin' to us over the inter com and you'll hear the door open and he'll say, 'Hey, what're you doin' here? Why do you have that cattle prod?' then you'll hear his screams and the intercom'll go off.
-Alan: Sierra, who was the 42nd president?
-Sierra: Oh, that's almost the last one and he's that Bush-guy.
-Mrs. F: Nose goes first in the balloon experiment.
-Nose: What's the balloon experiment?
-Mrs. F: Don't worry about it.
-David: May I have some helium.
These are the new ones.
Science
-Josh: Sandra could be a man for a day.
-Buster: She already is!
-Walker: You wish you were!
-Taylor: I walked into the Valentine's party at the church and there were candles lit on the table...then she walked in with like 60 McDonald's hamburgers.
-Walker: Gawlee! How much hair gel did you use this mornin'?!
-Buster: Not much...
-Walker: His hair's as stiff as a freakin' rock!
Geometry
-Mrs. B: It's snowing!
-Evan: Kaleb thought it was ashes.
-Matt: Kaleb's retarded. Wha'd he think, there was a volcano around here?
-Evan: If I have a boy I'm gonna name him Evander.
-David: Why?
-Evan: Because it has Evan and -der in it.
-Mrs. B: I'm going to a math conferance-
-Matt: Math conferance! Math conferance! Yay! It's nerd-central!...Were you on the math team in high school? Like, the Math-kateers?
[FCCLA was having a scavenger hunt to find they're logos hidden across school for prizes]
-Evan: What do FCCLA emblems look like?...There's one! No, wait, that's a cat.
