So I know every class has one (my class has about 80), a kid who can just spout of funny suff at any given time. Well, today I wrote down what some of my classmates said...so here for your amusement...my class mates quotes. In Geometry "Once I had a 4.0 grade point average...then I left first grade."-Blake "If your parents make you breakfast three days in a row..." "It's funny how you mention breakfast on the day you wore the Fruity Pebbles sweater."- the Geometry teacher and Matt "My last report card looked like the Der-Da-Der Awards, how did I get invited [to join National Honor Society]?"-Matt "Micah, Stephanie: earmuffs, oh wait, you don't care. I think he is a giant, walking..." "I didn't need to know that." - Blake and the Geometry teacher "'Cause it kind creeps me out when I'm using the bathroom and someone comes in screaming, 'Ladies, ladies, ladies!'."- Blake "I must meet this one called Cynnamon."- Matt "Starting today at 3:45, officially beginning tomorrow, boys are no longer to wear make-up to school...I never thought I'd have to say that."- our principal In English "I didn't skip you, I just forgot about you temporarily."- Shelly In World History "The cavemen survived. I mean these are guys throwing rocks and sticks at dinosaurs to see what would happen. You don't have to be intelligent to survive."- the history teacher "Beliefs?" "Yeah." "Dang it, Sara, I wanted to guess. Beliefs!"- Sara, the history teacher and Kayla "...and his wife told the women of Paris to eat poo..."- the history techer about Marie Antoinette "What should I do to them today? Burn 'em, drown 'em, smash 'em with rocks?" "I know! Catepult 'em!" - Kayla and Sierra recounting the logic of mideval torture In Oral Communications "What if he goes and doesn't come back and I didn't go?"- Adam "Adam, you're going to have to learn that when a woman says no, she means no, or else you'll end up in jail." - the oral comm teacher Okay and for this last quote you'll have to understand, there's this dude in my class who's the teacher's aid and he jokes that he's like the most awesome guy ever. My oral comm teacher had sent him and Adam on an errand and he didn't return so with her dry, sarcastic tone she said... "And I guess Stud-Muffin gets a d-hall for not returning and getting your grades on the computer." So has anything funny been said in any of your classes? Post them here! I'll keep keeping my quotes in my school quote book.