Favorite TV Show Quotes

Friends:

Ross: I was gonna take Emma to the playground
Rachel: *gasp*
Ross: Yeah, like I said. I was going to take Emma to the museum of knives and fire.




Rachel: Ok I'll remember that the next time you freak out when there's a spider in your apartment.
Ross: Oh yes I'm sure there are 30 different kinds of posinous swings.
 
Some more from Stargate:SG1

Oma Desala: There is only one thing we can ever truly control.
Daniel: What's that?
Oma Desala: Whether we are good, or evil.

Colonel: I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.

Jack O'Neill: Handing in my resignation.
Samantha Carter: Resigning? What for?
Jack O'Neill: So I can do this...
[kisses Sam]

Janet Fraiser: [after traveling through the Stargate to help with a medical emergency] Now *this* is a house call.
 
my favorite epp name ever is "charlie gets molested" :lol:

king of the hill:
peggy "parents without the internet should have there children taken away from them"

friends
mon "phebe and mike, rachel and joey, ross and charlie do you realixe that we are the only ones leaving with the same people we came with"
chan "thats not true i came with monica and im leaving with weird ale yanchaige"

(rachel gets the wrong b day cake for emma)
rachel "we ordered a cake with yellow iceing, chocolate center with nuts"
chan "to be fair it still has nuts"

rachel "officer handsom"
p.i.g "it's hanson"

ross "officer pretty"
p.i.g "it's petty"
police walks away
rach "you have a son"
ross "i know"
 
speedmonkey2 said:
Friends:

Ross: I was gonna take Emma to the playground
Rachel: *gasp*
Ross: Yeah, like I said. I was going to take Emma to the museum of knives and fire.




Rachel: Ok I'll remember that the next time you freak out when there's a spider in your apartment.
Ross: Oh yes I'm sure there are 30 different kinds of posinous swings.
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:lol: I loved that episode.

Ross: "Yes, because Space is filled with orbiting babies!" :lol:
 
Dennis: (drunk) Is it wrong for me to love him? I don’t know.
Mac: If I have to listen to you talk about the stupid *beep* stuffed elephant anymore, I am going to punch you in the neck!

from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
 
Tinkerbell said:
speedmonkey2 said:
Friends:

Ross: I was gonna take Emma to the playground
Rachel: *gasp*
Ross: Yeah, like I said. I was going to take Emma to the museum of knives and fire.




Rachel: Ok I'll remember that the next time you freak out when there's a spider in your apartment.
Ross: Oh yes I'm sure there are 30 different kinds of posinous swings.
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:lol: I loved that episode.

Ross: "Yes, because Space is filled with orbiting babies!" :lol:
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hahaha, and then Ross goes to take the picture and he gets knocked down. And then he has to hold a spider and it goes on his shoulder. And the whole bert thing with Joey and he comes back in the room and he yells "LARA!" And Phoebe and Mike with the whole giving the check to the children. *sighs* Oh god I miss that show.



Rachel: I'm a shoe, i'm a shoe, i'm a shoe...Its a medaphor daddy!
 
Some of my favorite Seinfeld quotes

Kramer: Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that--they're baggin' up, they're rising in! An' there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!
Kramer: What am I gonna do!? Jerry! I'm goin' CRAZY in these things!


Jerry: Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers...
Kramer: Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that.
Jerry: You went back to the Jockeys?
Kramer: Wrong again.
Jerry: Oh, no.
Elaine: What? What?...
Jerry: Don't you see what's goin' on here???... No boxers, no Jockeys...
Jerry: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine...Kramer, say it isn't so.
Kramer: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!
Jerry: Don't you need a little... help?
Kramer: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered..Feel like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!
 
the critic (who remembers this show)

jay "mmmm mc nugets, CHIKEN MCNUGETS my favorite kind of mcnigget"

aussie (cant remember his name) "i love ya mate"
jay "wow thats twice in one day"
claud "i love you to"
jay "no you dont you just love my money"
claud "yes but it is a love that will never die"

jays dad "son loves mother, sweet romance poor old father has no pants"

jay "hey mom like the tux" he poses
mom "oh jay you look good enough to barry"
 
since we are talking about Best Engagements on another Thread
the Mondler Engagement popped into my head
I cant remember the entire engagement speech that Monica had said but I do remember half way through she says "Theres a Reason Girls dont do this" (all tearyeyed) that has got to be one of my Favorite qoutes from that episode
 
lol, awww can't forget the mondler engagement. So cute. And Joey and his little sneaky ways. lol.

Joey: JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

God I loved that episode!
 
lol mondler engagment aww

joey "can we come in now where dying out here"

and on that episode

phebe "oh my god let me see your hand"
chandler is telling her to cut it
mon "why do you want to see my hand"
phebe "let me see whats in your hands i want to see the trash, oh this no good you should throw it out"

rachel comes in
rach "let me see your hand"
phebe "your to late she already threw out the trash"
:lol:
 
mine from House:
House is getting an MRI done on his leg
Wilson: House,this is God speaking.
( Cuddy enters )
House:( talking about Cuddy ) God smite the evil witch!
 
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