Favorite TV Show Quotes

speedmonkey2 said:
I've never seen Arrested Development but that last one cracked me up for some reason.

Friends:

Chandler: I'm going to the bathroom
Joey: Wait a minute there's a window in there
Phoebe: Oh no, he's not getting away that easily
(Phoebe and Joey walk in the bathroom)
Chandler: What are you doing! Get the hell outta here!
(phoebe and Joey walk out)
Joey: Now that one did not have Emma's face on it
Phoebe: *nods* And tiny.


Phoeb: (monica, chandler, joey, and Phoebe are racing emma's toys in the hall) GO ALLEN! GO RUN YOU HARRY BASTARD!

Rachel: I order a bunny cake with chocolate frosting and nuts
Chandler: Well to be fair this one does have nuts on it
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*laughs* Did you see the rerun of syndication of that one when You typed this because that ep was JUST on and I was gonna Post it you beat me to it

also from that same Episode
Monica: "I want one"
Chandler: Me to, lets just take this one
Monica: OKAY
Chandler: I was only kidding
Monica: I wasnt No ones around and Canada isnt really that far away

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(From the one with Rachels sister)
Amy: Tada *pulling the hat off of Emma's head to reveal pierced ears* DOESNT IT MAKE HER NOSE LOOK SMALLER"
 
i loved that episode :lol:

cheers

woddy "wow your a road skoller"
frasier "yes i am"
woody "can i ask you a question"
fras "sure go ahead"
woody "why is it the stuff they fill the pot holes darker then the rest"
(frasier face goes blanc)
fras "i dont know i must have missed that day"
woddy "know it's come back to haunt you"
:lol: woddy is the best
 
Yup! lol. GOtta love TBS!

Krammer: Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint. Its Chocolate. Its Peppermint. Its delicous.

Jerry: Hard to Do

Krammer: Its very refreshing
 
cheers again

dian "well im sorry"
sam "yeah you should be"

t70s:
eric
"what did you have for breakfest carnation instant bitch"

kelso "your car my car aren't we all driving the same car, a car called life"
red "your ass my ass aren't we all just kicking the same ass, a ass called life"

kitty "i fell like a rainbow, does anyone else feel like a rainbow"

friends:

joey "aww now we cant be bank buddies"
 
Friends:

Joey: I'm not interested in her sweater. Ok, Its what's underneath her sweater that counts.



Monica: You can organize your animals not just in size
Chandler: Is this a game for Emma or a game for Monica
 
lol i love that episode

friends:

ross "losers walk"
mon "losers talk"
chan "no losers rhyme"

phebe runs of to puke
mike "so...what do you think"

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen

Phoebe: [Phoebe has been hired to sing in a children's program at the library] Oh, Grandma is a person that everyone likes, / She bought you a toy train and a bright shiny bike, / But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, / The last time you saw her she looked a lot thinner. Now your parents told you she moved to Peru, / but the truth is she died and someday you will too.

phebe singing
"when i get married guess who wont get to sing, somebody named geller and somebody else named bing
 
hahaha I loved the one where Joey had to dress up like he was nineteen. Matt Le Blanc saying "Whack" is just hilarious.


Monica: (After taking the fooseball table apart) I'll see you ladies later


ugh I've just had a friends block....I can't think of anymore quotes.
 
lol i have a icon that says that

friends:

monica has big hair
mon "phebe i have to tell you something"
pheb "are you quitting the supreams"

mike "oh yeah im awesome"

maon when she was a teenager

mon "oh please the camera adds ten pounds"
chan "how many cameras are on you"
 
From The London Ep
Joey: LONDON BABY
Chandler: Cause thats not gonna get annoying
Joey: LONDON BABY
Chandler: oh You know what I was wrong

also from the London ep I dont remember Joey's Line but Chandlers: "She'll say JOEY Put the camera away"
 
i loved that episode joey was watching cheers and i love cheers

the venture bros:
(they find a old plane crash)
hank "thats why the plane crashed it was drivine by skeletons"

dean "spit is natures glue"
hank "and fruit is natures candy"
 
"I have a confession to make. I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Am I gay for God? You bet."
-Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 
hahaha, And Joey steps into the map. lol.

Can't remember exactly how the scene went, because its been FOREVER since I've seen this episode but Joey gets himself locked inside the entertainment center.

Joey says something and then Chandler's like

Chandler: BEND OVER?!


Chandler: The cushions are the essense of the chair
Joey: Well you take my chair, I'm takin your essense


Ross: When your rambled on for 18 pages, I feel asleep
Rachel: You fell asleep?
Ross: Oh and your spells your, you're spells you are.
Rachel: I can't even believe I thought of getting back together with you. We are soooo over
Ross: Uh oh...FINE BY ME!
Rachel: Oh and just so you know! Its not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it is A BIG DEAL!
CHandler: *jumps out from behind door* I KNEW IT!


Ross: Fine! But the only one *Holds up his hands* who's going to enjoy these bad boys are me
 
[Charlie's kid spits on him]
"Oh, my God! I will smash your face into... into a jelly!"
-Charlie, from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
 
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