Favorite TV Show Quotes
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LittleMissSnark
Prime Suspect
Oh...these quotes are all SO Good! But...I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the short-lived but much-loved (especially by me) television show Freaks and Geeks . It's eternally quotable!
Sam: We're not adults. We're kids until we turn 18.
Neal: Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.
Bill: That's only in your temple, Neal, not in the real world.
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Millie: She does it.
Lindsey: Millie? What are you talking about?
Millie: Well, you know....she fornicates it !
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Sam: You look a little bit like my grandpa.
Bill: Oh, is your grandpa super cool?
Sam: We're not adults. We're kids until we turn 18.
Neal: Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.
Bill: That's only in your temple, Neal, not in the real world.
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Millie: She does it.
Lindsey: Millie? What are you talking about?
Millie: Well, you know....she fornicates it !
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Sam: You look a little bit like my grandpa.
Bill: Oh, is your grandpa super cool?
Seinfeld:
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Boy Meets World
[Eric and jack are dressed up like girls]
Mr. Feenie: *looks at Eric* Double D's..just like your grades are.
[Eric and jack are dressed up like girls]
Mr. Feenie: *looks at Eric* Double D's..just like your grades are.
Bart Simpson: "When nerds are in trouble, I am not slow, it's spin, spin, spin, and away I go."
Friends: Rachel: Guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist caved and now they all recommend Trident!
Phobe (while playing poker): Yes... or no.
I love that quote. I said when we played five card draw, but no one knew what it was from.
Friends: Rachel: Guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist caved and now they all recommend Trident!
Phobe (while playing poker): Yes... or no.
I love that quote. I said when we played five card draw, but no one knew what it was from.
SaraSidleStokes
Captain
OHMYGOSH I love that Chandler qoute *smirks* ask any of my Friends I still use that when they go "guess what guess what guess what" it gets to the point where Now they go "and No the Fifth dentist did NOT cave"
another one of my Favorite Chandler lines "you have to Stop the Q-tip when theres resistance"
another one of my Favorite Chandler lines "you have to Stop the Q-tip when theres resistance"
From Bottom:
Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellatope a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game is it
Woman: Which one of you is Mr Hitler
Eddie: That would be me.
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.
Women: No, no, I meant to Adolf Hitler.
Eddie: Yes that's her.
Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?
Falklands War Vet.: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.
Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?
Falklands War Vet.: Quite the opposite, actually.
Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?
[doing Crossword puzzle]
Eddie: Err right. "Ironmonger", six letters. Oh, got it! "Harold".
Richie: "Harold"?
Eddie: Yeah, well he's an ironmonger, isn't he? Harold the Ironmonger, remember? We ate his dog!
Richie: Oh right, we bloody won that bet, didn't we?
Eddie: No we didn't, that's why we had to eat his dog.
Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellatope a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game is it
Woman: Which one of you is Mr Hitler
Eddie: That would be me.
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.
Women: No, no, I meant to Adolf Hitler.
Eddie: Yes that's her.
Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?
Falklands War Vet.: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.
Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?
Falklands War Vet.: Quite the opposite, actually.
Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?
[doing Crossword puzzle]
Eddie: Err right. "Ironmonger", six letters. Oh, got it! "Harold".
Richie: "Harold"?
Eddie: Yeah, well he's an ironmonger, isn't he? Harold the Ironmonger, remember? We ate his dog!
Richie: Oh right, we bloody won that bet, didn't we?
Eddie: No we didn't, that's why we had to eat his dog.
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
haha I love that chandler line, the one about stoping the q tip. Hilarious. Oh and I also love "GET THERE FASTER!
And I can't remember this scene or what its about but I do remember this....
Chandler: Yes Joe?
Joey: *sighs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning
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CHandler: And there was definate...cupping
Joey: That's how they do pants. Ross tell them that's how they do pants
Ross: Yes, yes it is. IN PRISION!
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Chandler: *walks in* Does anybody need anything copied?
Monica and Rachel: No
Joey: Wait a minute are you just going down to the copy place to stare at the hot girl with the belly button ring?
Chandler: Yeah. Wanna come?
Joey: *pauses* Yeah
And I can't remember this scene or what its about but I do remember this....
Chandler: Yes Joe?
Joey: *sighs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning
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CHandler: And there was definate...cupping
Joey: That's how they do pants. Ross tell them that's how they do pants
Ross: Yes, yes it is. IN PRISION!
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Chandler: *walks in* Does anybody need anything copied?
Monica and Rachel: No
Joey: Wait a minute are you just going down to the copy place to stare at the hot girl with the belly button ring?
Chandler: Yeah. Wanna come?
Joey: *pauses* Yeah
SaraSidleStokes
Captain
Yes all great qoutes I dont remember the EXACT qoute but theres one where Joey goes "He goes into the shower AND then I'm his butt" (its from when he was someones butt double Or something like that)
another one from THAT 70S show I love
Eric: "dad i've been waiting to say this for a long time but a little lower *Insert swear word here*"
another one from THAT 70S show I love
Eric: "dad i've been waiting to say this for a long time but a little lower *Insert swear word here*"
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
haha Yeah I remember that one. He was Al Pacino's butt for a movie! lol. I love Joey.
AlyssaluvsDanny
Coroner
Ha Ha So funny. Here is one from two and a Half men:
Evelyin: I think God gives us children so death doesn't come as such a dissapointment!
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The Simpsons:
Homer: SInging is the lowest form of communication (sp?)
Evelyin: I think God gives us children so death doesn't come as such a dissapointment!
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The Simpsons:
Homer: SInging is the lowest form of communication (sp?)
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
I love two and a half men. There was one really funny quote. And I'm not sure exactly how it goes, but i'll try.
(Alan was going to move out intohis own place)
Alan: I'm telling you I can bring a woman over there. I'd never get any action.
Charlie: Really?
Allan: The only time I'd get any action is if I were to get melasted by a rat!
(Alan was going to move out intohis own place)
Alan: I'm telling you I can bring a woman over there. I'd never get any action.
Charlie: Really?
Allan: The only time I'd get any action is if I were to get melasted by a rat!
Tinkerbell
Head of the Swing Shift
Oh my god I love Two And A Half Men, Charlie Sheen is so funny! :lol:
Evelyn: I'm not speaking to you.
Charlie: OK
Evelyn: Do you want to know why?
Charlie: No, I trust your judgment.
Alan: Jake, go to your room.
Jake: If you're going to talk about sex, why don't you go to your own room?
Alan: She just throw me out after ten years!
Charlie: How did you get in my house?
Charlie: I'll admit you're kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane. :lol:
Charlie: Drugs! Get me drugs!
Alan: No. Medication will only mask the pain.
Charlie: Fine, mask it! Give it a cape and let it fight crime, I don't give a damn!
Evelyn: I'm not speaking to you.
Charlie: OK
Evelyn: Do you want to know why?
Charlie: No, I trust your judgment.
Alan: Jake, go to your room.
Jake: If you're going to talk about sex, why don't you go to your own room?
Alan: She just throw me out after ten years!
Charlie: How did you get in my house?
Charlie: I'll admit you're kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane. :lol:
Charlie: Drugs! Get me drugs!
Alan: No. Medication will only mask the pain.
Charlie: Fine, mask it! Give it a cape and let it fight crime, I don't give a damn!
These are my favorite Scrubs quotes. Enjoy! 
Dr. Cox: [in response to something J.D. just said] Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
J.D.: I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Chris Turk: What the hell are you talking about?
J.D.: Like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Marcia gets Jan a job, then Marcia gets fired cos they like Jan better...
Chris Turk: Season 5, Episode 3, Marcia gets creamed. Don't ever question me on the Bunch.
Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
:lol: I love this show.
Dr. Cox: [in response to something J.D. just said] Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
J.D.: I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Chris Turk: What the hell are you talking about?
J.D.: Like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Marcia gets Jan a job, then Marcia gets fired cos they like Jan better...
Chris Turk: Season 5, Episode 3, Marcia gets creamed. Don't ever question me on the Bunch.
Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
:lol: I love this show.