Favorite TV Show Quotes

Firefly

Wash: "Everything looks good from here...Yes...yes...This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it...This land.

Supernatural

Sam: "An interesting observation, in an observationally interesting way."

Sam: "I swear, man, you gotta update your casette-tape collection."
Dean: "Why?"
Sam: "Well for one, they're cassette tapes, and two, Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: "Well, house rules, Sammy – driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
 
I totally love Two and a Half men and Charlie sheen Rocks I loved him when he was in spin city (I almost liked him better then Micheal J Fox)

*giggles* heres one from according to Jim that I use ALOT

Cheryl (Upon being caught in a lie by Jim) "Crap on a Cracker"
 
Friends


Ross: *to joey* Is someone afraid of a little competetion with the ladies (ross and rachel's bags got mixed up at the store so he's wearing a pink shirt)

Joey: Looks like someone is the ladies!
 
Stargate:Sg-1

Anubis: I know who you are, Daniel Jackson, but you know not who I am!

Capt.: Sir, if you don't mind, your wound is bleeding all over my lab.

Colonel: It's time for Plan B.
Capt.: We have a Plan B?
Colonel: No, but it's time for one.
 
NCIS

TONY: Ziva, did you mean it when you said that I smelled bad?

ZIVA: No, Tony, I was just teasing you

TONY: (farts) How about now?

I laughed about that for an hour. And then for a week later, every time I thought about it, I cracked up. (People at work thought that I was going insane)
 
Boy Meets World

[Eric sneeze's and he can predict the future]

Jack: (after finding out the lottery number eric picked were wrong, tears up the lottery ticket and shoves it in Eric's mouth) EAT IT, EAT IT!

Eric: JACK NO (chews on the lottery ticket)

News Reporter: And now for the $ 4 million Pennslyna lottery

Eric: *laughs and chews on another piece of the ticket and then sneezes* Oh what your going to do to me!
 
Blackadder II:

Queen Elizabeth I: Where did he vanish? Simply vanished.
Lord Percy Percy: Like an old oak table.
Queen Elizabeth I: Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.

Lord Percy Percy: Welcome Edmund. Did you... miss me?
Blackadder: I certainly did. Many was a time, Percy, I say to myself, 'I wish Percy was here'...
[Percy gets sentimental]
Blackadder: ...being tortured instead of me.


Blackadder goes Forth:

George: Private Baldrick is obviously a bit of an Impressionist.
Blackadder: The only impression he can do is that of a man with no talent.
George:In the school debating society, I was voted Boy Least Likely to Complete a Coherent...erm...
Blackadder: Sentence?
George: That's it! Yes! Yes!

George: So, we're a bit stuck.
Blackadder: You can say that again, George. We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun!

Blackadder: So how are you going to get that attached to your face?
Baldrick: I was hoping to persuade it to cling to my upper lip.
Blackadder: Baldrick, the slug is dead. If it managed not to cling onto life, I see no reason for it to want to cling to your upper lip.
 
I just thought of a CSI One that I love
Grissom: "and Wheres the girl now?"
Sara: "I left her in the car" *the other CSIs look at her like she's nuts* "The windows are Cracked" *again the othe CSIs stare at her* "Relax she's at the hospital"
(from Blood Drops)
 
Amazing Race:

"My Ox is Broken!"-Collin, season 5

"64...66...68...80"-Bolo counting by twos, season 6

Rob: "we need to be the fastest car on the road"
Brennan: "what he said"
Jamacan taxi driver: *slams on his breaks* "I AM NOT A HELICOPTER!"
--season one


*Hippies walk up to pitstop and see the greeter looks like a giant Roaming Travelocity Gnome*
BJ: SANTA!!??????
-season 9

Joseph: There goes Scott Peterson and his wife. (refering to Lake)
Monica: Where?
--season 9

and I have many many more...:D
 
SaraSidleStokes said:
I just thought of a CSI One that I love
Grissom: "and Wheres the girl now?"
Sara: "I left her in the car" *the other CSIs look at her like she's nuts* "The windows are Cracked" *again the othe CSIs stare at her* "Relax she's at the hospital"
(from Blood Drops)
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This thread is really only for TV shows not relating to CSI. ;)
 
Well, it's a little bit relating to CSI, it's a Jorja Fox quote, but as Maggie Doyle. :)

'Selfrespect's a bitch'
 
1 From Judging Amy

Lauren: *standing by the oven* Grandma...GRANDMA!
Maxine: *turns around*
Lauren: Are cupcakes supposed to smoke?
Maxine: *takes the cupcakes out of the oven and throws them into the sink and then turns the water on* Cupcakes cayse cancer!

*****

Amy: Are you laughing?
Maxine: *laughing* I'm 65 years old and my boyfriend's mother hates me!
 
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