When Eric picked up that little girl and started playing with her my uterus grew a penis and ejaculated into its pants.
So much for Ho being in danger. And what was the point of finding the nearest peek just to stand there and put his sunglasses on? How the hell does that work? And how did he get down? And what was... and why... and how come... God, I hate you, Horatio.
So basically Calleigh does have feelings for Eric, but she won't make her move because they work together. So instead, she's just gonna date a jerk Joaquin Phoenix wannabe who broke her heart years ago and is gonna do it again. Someone oughta check Calleigh's chromosomes, cause there's something not right there.
Where was Valera?
So much of this show is wasted with those musical montages of boredom. Also, this episode should've been two hours long. The first 30 minutes I was bored out of my mind and then it ended too quickly. What?
I really like the Natalia/Ryan friendship. She scored one or two points in this episode for being the better man, after all those times Ryan treated her like shit.
Best part of the episode: Eric with the little girl. Worst part: Jake's still alive. I'm starting a petition that'll mandate Eric gets scenes with kids in every single episode and whoever doesn't sign it is a dirty communist.