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Arise and Seize the Pencils... Our Evil(it's not evil) Master(we're not masters) Plan is ready to unleash(it's not a dog).(!)
Well, United Hollywood has fine-tuned the pencil concept into an organized and potentially awesomely visual penstravaganza! Witness the electronic mail messed forth to showrunner types:
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This week, United Hollywood (the blog) met with a group of showrunners who have particularly vocal fan bases. We discussed the fans’ eagerness to put their energy to use in a unified campaign, and this is what we came up with:
Several fan sites have suggested sending pencils into the networks and studios, and some of them are already doing it. It’s a great idea, and we’d like to take it a step further – get everyone buying pencils at the same time, from the same vendor, to be delivered in masses (like the peanuts were for Jericho.) All the fandoms working together, in concert. It seems that the conglomerates take it for granted that the fans will always be there to purchase content, that their concerns about the strike don’t matter. This is a chance for the fans to show that they do matter.
The campaign itself is fairly simple. We’d like to start it right away, and it goes like this:
Point the fans to http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/ , where there will be a banner or button allowing them to click through to buy boxes of pencils. The pencils are plain wooden #2’s, and the company uses sustainable farming for the wood (seriously. They do.) The pricing will be “a buck a box.” (Sustainably harvested wood pencils + PayPal cost per transaction puts us a little higher than the cost of a box if you buy at Office Depot, sorry.) If there’s any money left over, it will be donated to the Union Solidarity Fund, which is a nonprofit for non-WGA members affected by the strike.
When fans click to buy the pencils, they can choose to identify the show they are supporting if they want. (This will generate a database of fans by show – among other things, allowing showrunners to thank fans by group if they want to.)
The pencils will be delivered in bulk, by trucks, like the peanuts were. The deliveries will be to the 6 CEOs of the 6 congloms (Disney, News Corp, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS, GE) one by one – we’ll probably start with GE. If we get enough to pencils to do all 6, then we will. If we don’t, we’ll concentrate on one or two.
If the logistics can be worked out, showrunners who choose to can take part in a “load the pencils” photo op – unpacking the boxes of pencils and shoveling them into bins or boxes for transport to the CEO’s. The visual has the potential to be worth a thousand words – for the fans as well as the general public.
We will suggest that the fans send a message similar to this: “We’re all on the same page. Make a fair deal.”
This has the potential to be a historic moment in fan history – the first time that all fandoms band together to show that they are a force to be reckoned with to the corporate world. Given the passion and commitment the fans are already showing, this seems a good way to both show our appreciation and respect, as well as giving them the direction they’ve been requesting.
We hope you’ll be willing to join us in this effort. It won’t be our last.
Carol Barbee Jericho
John Aboud
United Hollywood
Jane Espenson
Buffy, Battlestar Galactica
Jeffrey Berman
United Hollywood
Rob McElhenney
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Laeta Kalogridis
United Hollywood
Ron Moore
Battlestar Galactica
Marti Noxon
Buffy, Private Practice
Jaime Paglia
Eureka
Bill Prady
Two and a Half Men
Shonda Rhimes
Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice
Stephanie Savage
Gossip Girl
Joss Whedon
Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse
Pretty offical sounding, huh? Like grown-ups would do. Well, I, as a showrunner... (but with no show... If I have no show, am I a showrunner? What would Jubal Early say?) Anyhoo I'm a tirribly impahtant Hollyville muckity so my opinion counts oodles. And I think this will be very cool. Let's make our (unsharpened) point. I seriously want to spend a day wading in actual pencils with a big ol' snowshovel. And I want the Execs to understand that forcing one show off the air can rouse the public to make themselves heard in a fairly dramatic fashion, but forcing ALL of them off the air... well, might just be a tetch more dramatical-er. Now you all kinda got your own Union. And it's time to strike.
"CBS and Fox, they think were nothin'!
Are we nothin'? NO!
CBS and Fox they think they got us,
Do they got us? NO!
Even though we all wear scarves and glasses,
We're a union, just by sayin' so...
And the world will know!"
So here goes.
Yours ever, -j.
I'm always amazed that people equate wanting to be adequately paid with greed. If people knew the "by the seat of their pants" existence most writers live, then greed wouldn't even enter into the discussion.LibertyBell said:
In order to have a strike both sides need to be two things: greedy and stubborn. It doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, both sides are greedy and stubborn. And neither of them pay for it.
CSItame007 said:
The writers have every right to profit from what they contribute to. However, the ones they signed the contracts with shouldn't try to take advantage of them by not updating the contracts with REASONABLE profits for both sides.
And last time I checked, profits were calculated after deductions for management/director salaries, bonuses, pension plans, etc. Look at the big companies and see how much the people who run them are making. Now see how much a shareholder gets by comparision.Oh, and for those who chastise corporations for their greed... last time I checked, their profits go to shareholders, which includes most Americans
Ceindreadh said:
And last time I checked, profits were calculated after deductions for management/director salaries, bonuses, pension plans, etc. Look at the big companies and see how much the people who run them are making. Now see how much a shareholder gets by comparision.Oh, and for those who chastise corporations for their greed... last time I checked, their profits go to shareholders, which includes most Americans