Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Drunk
10. Starts each day by taking a leak on your desk
9. Parks his car in your office
8. Last week, he promoted a fax machine
7. At brainstorming meetings he always shouts, "I got it -- let's hire a monkey!"
6. All memos are scrawled on the back of damp cocktail napkins
5. Asks the receptionist to patch him through to Jack Daniels
4. Reeks of cocktail onions and pepper spray
3. Spends the afternoon distributing photocopies of his ass
2. Makes a sloppy pass at your wife, then at you
1. He does stuff like this (Video of President Bush trying to open door)
The Extras, the ones that don't make the list.
Confused elevator for the bathroom
Started a war with no exit strategy
Insists all employee grievances be settled by duel
The sales meeting is now a beer pong tournament
Every time his intercom buzzes, he does a shot
The "World's Drunkest Boss" coffee mug
He's sharpening his pen
Just got back from a long lunch with the Bush twins
Every time you pass by him in the hall, he gives you a big weepy hug
10. Starts each day by taking a leak on your desk
9. Parks his car in your office
8. Last week, he promoted a fax machine
7. At brainstorming meetings he always shouts, "I got it -- let's hire a monkey!"
6. All memos are scrawled on the back of damp cocktail napkins
5. Asks the receptionist to patch him through to Jack Daniels
4. Reeks of cocktail onions and pepper spray
3. Spends the afternoon distributing photocopies of his ass
2. Makes a sloppy pass at your wife, then at you
1. He does stuff like this (Video of President Bush trying to open door)
The Extras, the ones that don't make the list.
Confused elevator for the bathroom
Started a war with no exit strategy
Insists all employee grievances be settled by duel
The sales meeting is now a beer pong tournament
Every time his intercom buzzes, he does a shot
The "World's Drunkest Boss" coffee mug
He's sharpening his pen
Just got back from a long lunch with the Bush twins
Every time you pass by him in the hall, he gives you a big weepy hug
