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desertwind, I hope you will be with this board for a long, long time. According to TV Guide online Entertainment News column: David Letterman has inked a new contract to host Late Show through fall 2010. "I'm thrilled to be continuing on at CBS," Dave says in a statement. "At my age, you really don't want to learn a new commute."

That's a lot of Top Ten lists.
 
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10. Madonna Home Adoption Kit
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9. The Easy-Bake Meth Lab
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8. K-Fed Action Figure -- Now with Taco Bell Uniform!
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7. Scientology Conversion Kit
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6. Tickle Me Mark Foley
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5. Tom Cruise Action Figure (Sofa Sold Separately)
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4. George Bush See & Say Dictionary
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3. Lil' Britney Divorce Kit
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2. I'll-Sue-You-For-Touching-Me-Innapropriately Elmo
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1. Heckle Me Kramer
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Dynamo1 said:
desertwind, I hope you will be with this board for a long, long time. According to TV Guide online Entertainment News column: David Letterman has inked a new contract to host Late Show through fall 2010. "I'm thrilled to be continuing on at CBS," Dave says in a statement. "At my age, you really don't want to learn a new commute."

That's a lot of Top Ten lists.
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WOW, Dynamo you made my day.. and back at ya' I always enjoy your comedic flair :lol:....and I will continue as long as my feeble brain will allow it.. hope you stay forever too!!!this is a fun topic.. Letterman's writers are so hiliarious :lol:
 
WillowsWannaBe said:
Wow, desertwind, that's cool. And please hide from jorja_fan86 if you don't want to get slapped :lol:
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:lol: Why would I want to slap her? I'm very confused :lol:.
 
jorja_fan86 said:
WillowsWannaBe said:
Wow, desertwind, that's cool. And please hide from jorja_fan86 if you don't want to get slapped :lol:
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:lol: Why would I want to slap her? I'm very confused :lol:.
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I'm confused as well jorja_fan86 like what!!! :confused: don't get this one-- explain please!!!!
 
TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR CHRISTMAS CAROLS

10..Elmo roasting on an open fire :lol:

9..Come on it's lovely weather for a lap dance together with you :p

8..Every Christmas Uncle Louis throws up in the kitchen sink :(

7..I'm addicted to nasal decongestant :eek:

6..On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me a restraining order :mad:

5..May we see Richard Simmons, bit Santa's arm again :confused:

4..A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, probably because we're all so full of gin :devil:

3..Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to tell your parents your gay :eek:

2..Bush, Bush, you're lucky you're not in prison :eek:

1..Joy to the world, their season's done, the Jets can lose no more :D
 
desertwind said:
jorja_fan86 said:
WillowsWannaBe said:
Wow, desertwind, that's cool. And please hide from jorja_fan86 if you don't want to get slapped :lol:
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:lol: Why would I want to slap her? I'm very confused :lol:.
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I'm confused as well jorja_fan86 like what!!! :confused: don't get this one-- explain please!!!!
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I think it was meant as a joke, as jorja is a big James Bond fan. I think that's the case. ;)
 
NikkyJamez, would you please add a little more content to your reply? This is considered spam. And quote itself isn't enough. Thank you :)
 
TOP TEN QUESTIONS ON THE MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE SANTA APPLICATION

10..Do you mind checking your gun at the door? :eek:

9..Have you ever been accused of hiding stolen goods in your beard? :confused:

8..Can you pretned to be jolly making $6.25 an hour? :(

7..Would your cheeks be red without the scotch? :mad:

6..Are you prepared to lie about our Playstation 3 availiabilty? :cool:

5.Any Reindeer allergies? :rolleyes:

4..Can you disarm a kid who comes at you with a sharpned candy cane? :D

3..Will your lap support today's fat kids? :eek:

2..Do you own any urine-proof pants? :lol:

1..Are you a cop? :(
 
TOP TEN LEAST RENTED CHRISTMAS MOVIES


10.Twas' 243 Nights Before Christmas :eek:

9..Frosty, the Anatomically Correct Snowman :rolleyes:

8..Deuce Bistle..Male Mistletoe :D

7..The Grinch Who Sold Christmas on Ebay :cool:

6..The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection :(

5..Yo Ho Ho! David Letterman's Rappin' Christmas :confused:

4..Discovery Channel Presents..Elf Autopsy :D

3..Let's See What Bing Crosby Looks Like Now! :eek:

2..Tin Tim..Big Where It Counts :eek:

1..Yentl! :lol:
 
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