Top Ten Other Changes To "Survivor"
10. Rodents available in Regular and Extra Crispy
William L., Sunnyvale, CA
9. Tribal Council now held at Red Lobster
Charlie W., Centreville, VA
8. Next season's location: Brokeback Mountain
Hunter E., Richmond, VA
7. Tribe members can now with immunity through Affirmative Action
Jimmy M., Cary, NC
6. Conflicts resolved in sessions with Dr. Phil
Woody O., Casper, WY
5. Ted Danson makes an unfortunate cameo guest appearance in black face
Dale B., Sacramento, CA
4. Winner must take on tribe of angry lesbians who are mad as hell they didn't get their own tribe
Dougie W., Adrian, MO
3. Toughest Immunity Challenge ever: lift Bush's approval rating
Cliff R., Jacksonville, FL
2. Tribes now separated into Black, White, Jewish or Mel Gibson Fan
Paul G., Providence, RI
1. "There will be no survivors."
Brody W., Camarillo, CA
10. Rodents available in Regular and Extra Crispy
William L., Sunnyvale, CA
9. Tribal Council now held at Red Lobster
Charlie W., Centreville, VA
8. Next season's location: Brokeback Mountain
Hunter E., Richmond, VA
7. Tribe members can now with immunity through Affirmative Action
Jimmy M., Cary, NC
6. Conflicts resolved in sessions with Dr. Phil
Woody O., Casper, WY
5. Ted Danson makes an unfortunate cameo guest appearance in black face
Dale B., Sacramento, CA
4. Winner must take on tribe of angry lesbians who are mad as hell they didn't get their own tribe
Dougie W., Adrian, MO
3. Toughest Immunity Challenge ever: lift Bush's approval rating
Cliff R., Jacksonville, FL
2. Tribes now separated into Black, White, Jewish or Mel Gibson Fan
Paul G., Providence, RI
1. "There will be no survivors."
Brody W., Camarillo, CA