Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
all hiliarious
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE ZOO
10--No matter how much I wash, I still smell like a cheetah
9--Are you the guy I'm supposed to talk to about the black market elephant?
8--You know, between me and you, that's just a guy in a bear suit :lol:
7--It's time to feed the pythons--will you hlep me catch a few aquirrels?
6--If you want a good buzz-- I've got access to the tranquilzer gun
5--You know, this isn't a mustache--this is a rare Andean caterpiller--want to pet it?
4--Do you hear him ?? he's laughing at me
3--Excuse me-- I have to go glue the horn on the "unicorn"
2--Hey yo--want to see a dinosaur for twenty bucks?
1--does it look like I have rabies? :devil:
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE ZOO
10--No matter how much I wash, I still smell like a cheetah
9--Are you the guy I'm supposed to talk to about the black market elephant?
8--You know, between me and you, that's just a guy in a bear suit :lol:
7--It's time to feed the pythons--will you hlep me catch a few aquirrels?
6--If you want a good buzz-- I've got access to the tranquilzer gun
5--You know, this isn't a mustache--this is a rare Andean caterpiller--want to pet it?
4--Do you hear him ?? he's laughing at me
3--Excuse me-- I have to go glue the horn on the "unicorn"
2--Hey yo--want to see a dinosaur for twenty bucks?
1--does it look like I have rabies? :devil: