Ah yes, I'll take on the onerous task of distracting Flack while Rhonda has her way with Danny. *looks around for the handcuffs* :devil:
Of course Danny would whine at the grocery store. :lol: Don is the only person who puts up with Danny's whining anyway.
Because, you know, he's well-compensated for it. :devil:
But seriously (as if this thread is anything close to serious at the moment), I can see them at the grocery store being a truly comical experience. Danny is pushing the cart and so can't read the list out too, and Don is having trouble reading Danny's handwriting and concentrating on the list because of Danny's hotness about two feet away. So they'd spend too much time criss-crossing the store (those boys don't know how to organize their list, do they?) to pick stuff up, then they'd remember something that's not on the list (insert brief spat over who was supposed to write it down in the first place ), and finally make their way to the checkout. The line would be long and they'd be so pissy with each other that they'd look in the opposite directions just to avoid eye contact. Danny would decide that the best way to make Don jealous would be to peruse a magazine full of half-naked women, and Don would be half-slinging the stuff out of the cart onto the conveyor belt. As the cashier started to ring it all up, however, they'd get mesmerized by the beep sound, and then they'd watch her ring everything up. And, of course, the more kinky stuff that got checked out, the hornier they'd get when they realized what they were going to use it for. Then, Don would pay, like, reallyquickly and they'd try to rush home. However, knowing them, there was also some sort of quickie in the car before they got there. :devil:
Yesh, I think that works out nicely.
Now, as for the changing rooms, I'm thinking a unisex one. Danny would be trying something on and Don would demand that he sit on the bench (because Danny wouldn't want to come out and model every damn shirt). So Danny would try on the shirts and Don would get hornier and hornier watching him check himself out in the mirror (which Danny was totally doing on purpose in the first place). So, eventually, Don wouldn't be able to control himself any longer, and the smex would commence. :devil:
Of course, certain people (raises hand) would be in the changing room at the same time and, kinky as we are, we would rather investigate than call security. So we peek. And it's a good show, by the way. *nudge nudge* Not that they'd notice us, though, busy as they would be. :devil:
Anyway, someone must write that fic. Both of them. The boys can turn anything into smex, can't they? (Not unlike us, of course. :lol
About the thread names...I like them all, of course, but I think my favorite is "The Big Guns Are Here." :devil: Danny might whine if his nickname was advertised out there for everyone to see. But, you know, Donnie would console him. :devil:
You know, Rhonda found a fic yesterday that seemed very familiar. A certain someone wrote a Danny/Speedle fic that involved sex in a dressing room. *looks around* I think we're muses, y'all! :lol:
Of course Danny would whine at the grocery store. :lol: Don is the only person who puts up with Danny's whining anyway.
Because, you know, he's well-compensated for it. :devil:But seriously (as if this thread is anything close to serious at the moment
), I can see them at the grocery store being a truly comical experience. Danny is pushing the cart and so can't read the list out too, and Don is having trouble reading Danny's handwriting and concentrating on the list because of Danny's hotness about two feet away. So they'd spend too much time criss-crossing the store (those boys don't know how to organize their list, do they?) to pick stuff up, then they'd remember something that's not on the list (insert brief spat over who was supposed to write it down in the first place ), and finally make their way to the checkout. The line would be long and they'd be so pissy with each other that they'd look in the opposite directions just to avoid eye contact. Danny would decide that the best way to make Don jealous would be to peruse a magazine full of half-naked women, and Don would be half-slinging the stuff out of the cart onto the conveyor belt. As the cashier started to ring it all up, however, they'd get mesmerized by the beep sound, and then they'd watch her ring everything up. And, of course, the more kinky stuff that got checked out, the hornier they'd get when they realized what they were going to use it for. Then, Don would pay, like, reallyquickly and they'd try to rush home. However, knowing them, there was also some sort of quickie in the car before they got there. :devil:Yesh, I think that works out nicely.
Now, as for the changing rooms, I'm thinking a unisex one. Danny would be trying something on and Don would demand that he sit on the bench (because Danny wouldn't want to come out and model every damn shirt). So Danny would try on the shirts and Don would get hornier and hornier watching him check himself out in the mirror (which Danny was totally doing on purpose in the first place
). So, eventually, Don wouldn't be able to control himself any longer, and the smex would commence. :devil:Of course, certain people (raises hand) would be in the changing room at the same time and, kinky as we are, we would rather investigate than call security. So we peek.
And it's a good show, by the way. *nudge nudge* Not that they'd notice us, though, busy as they would be. :devil:Anyway, someone must write that fic.
Both of them. The boys can turn anything into smex, can't they? (Not unlike us, of course. :lolAbout the thread names...I like them all, of course, but I think my favorite is "The Big Guns Are Here." :devil: Danny might whine if his nickname was advertised out there for everyone to see.
But, you know, Donnie would console him. :devil:You know, Rhonda found a fic yesterday that seemed very familiar. A certain someone wrote a Danny/Speedle fic that involved sex in a dressing room. *looks around* I think we're muses, y'all! :lol:
