CSI:MIAMI - The Rebel side- Comedy skits

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"Grissom"! yelled Ecklie. "What the hell are you and your team doin here"? :mad: :mad:

"What's it look like Icky", we're having a fuggin drink". :p

"Where's all the evidence from the fuggin crime scene"? :mad:

"Relax Icky, said Warrick, It's in the fuggin van". :p

"Let's go right fuggin now, back to LV". :mad: :eek:

"Yeah, whatever Ecklie, said Catherine, "Why don't you take naked wonder here and go play in the next stall". :lol: :p

Eckile looked over at Stetler :confused:

"Don't look at me "Lex", I didn't tell :confused: :(

"LEX", said Nick, you mother fuggin cake boy", you and Stetler are fuggin boxer sniffer's". :lol: :D :eek:


*hahhahahahahhhaha* Everyone started laighing when "H"s phone rang. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Caine"! "Where"? "10-4 :cool: :cool:

"Let's go guy's we just call a fuggin call out", :cool: :eek:

"OHh, can we come, can we come ,please, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee". :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"What the Fug, let's go". :cool:

"See you later, you little pansy's :cool: :cool:

"Where's the crime "H", asked Eric. :confused:

"Up your ass in about 2 seconds". :mad:

As they piled in to the Hummer and Van, Stella's foot got wrapped on Betsy's seatbelt. :eek: :eek:

Riiiiiiiiippppp!!!!!! "What the Fug was that"? asked "H". :eek: :cool:

"Sorry "H"man, I tore your seatbelt", said Stella. :(

"FUG SAKE"S, NNNNNNNNNNNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , Poor Betsy, you fugging tramp, you hurt Betsy, look at her, I should make you fuggin ride with those CSI: LV loser's, dumb stupid Bimbo". :mad: :cool: :mad:

When they arrived at the crime scene, it was in the Everglades and Tripp was waiting for them with Brass. :(

"What the Fug", How come you're here Brass", asked Warrick. :confused: :confused:

"Ecklie fuggin called me , said I needed to babysit, you CSI's". :mad:

"Fug that shit, said Sara. "Ecklie just wants to play with Stetler". "You're his excuse for time off". :eek: :lol:

"Whatever, you little bitch". :mad:

"What have we got Tripp"? asked "H". :cool:

"What the Fug "H", I've told you abut that, you dumb shit", you already know, I've had enough of your "What do we have Tripp". :mad: :mad:

Taking off his sunnies, "H" looked at Tripp and said.... :cool:

"I Know frank, I know". *smirking* :cool: ;)

"Why does he say everything twice"? asked Brass. :confused:

"Don't ask", said Tripp. :mad:

"Why not"? "Listen "H", why do you say everything twice"? :confused: :confused:

"Here we go", whispered Tripp. :mad: :(

Well, said "H" as he put back on his sunnies. "It's in case you don't here me the first time, you dumb FUG". :cool: :devil:

Calleigh, Eric and Ryan laughed. :lol: :lol:

"Oh my God, said Catherine, is that a farrgin leg"? :confused: :eek:

"Auh, now that's gross", said Nick. "Hey Warrick look at this". :( :eek:

As Warrick was walking over to see, he fell into the swamp. :eek: :eek:

"FUG SAKES", said Warrick, look at my Friggin pants, "Nick, get the hell over here, and help me". :mad: :mad:

Nick took one look at the mud and said , "You're on your own man, I ain't goin near that shit". :lol: :p

"Get the fug over here now, you friggin Country fuggin chicken humper". :mad: :mad:

"Chicken humper", said Calleigh. "You hump the chicken's Nick", *giggle* :lol: :D :p

everyone started laughing, even Brass and Tripp joined in. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Fug you all, and Warrick, I hope a Croc comes along and bites your extra leg off". :mad: :eek: :eek: :mad:

"SHIT", come you asshole, get me the fug out of here". "Nick, "Nick, come on Nick, don't leave me". :( :(

"Fine you fuggin loser ass homeboy". :mad:

As Nick tried to pull Warrick out, he couldn't , he was 100% stuck. :eek: :eek: :eek:

"Hey shitheads", I need your help"? "Warrick is really stuck over here". :eek: :eek:

As everyone ran over Ecklie and Stetler arrived to find no one around. :confused: :confused:

"Now where the Fug did they go"? "Christ, Lord help us, we have to be the dumbest bunch of CSI's that walked the earth". said Ecklie. :mad: :rolleyes:

"You're telling me", said Stetler. :rolleyes:

"Did I tell you to talk yet, Bitch"? :mad: :devil:

"Sorry Master Lex". said Stetler. :devil: :(

As Stetler and Ecklie waited for them to come back, Nick and the guy's were trying to release Warrick from the damn swamp. :p

"Everyone ready"? "On my count, One, two ,three, pull". :rolleyes:

As they all tugged, Nick had to sneeze, and without thinking he let go of Warricks hand to cover his mouth as everyone fell backwords. :eek: :eek:

"Jesus, Auhh!!!, could be heard all the way down the line. As Nick had fallen on top of Eric, who fell on Ryan, who fell on Sara. who fell on Grissom, who feel on Mac, who fell on Calleigh, who fell on "H", who fell on Betsy Hummer and put a huge dent in her door. :cool: :eek:

"BETSY", Oh no my Betsy", "You fuggin piece of shits, look what you did to my Betsy". "You can all walk the fug back, said "H" with tears in his eyes. :( :( :(

TBC
 
LMAO!!! 'did i tell you to talk yet, bitch? :lol::lol::lol::lol: and H's 'up your ass in about 2 seconds' omg...i freakin love this story. even though i keep hitting my head when i fall in the floor from laughing.
 
You guy's get a special treat today. Speed/Ray all up in Heaven


"Come on "H", stop the fuggin whinning, we need to figure out how the hell we are going to get Homeboy out of the swamp". :mad: :mad:

"Hey "H", do you still have that rope in the back of Betsy's Hummmer". :confused:

"*sniff* "yeah, what about it". :(

"I think we should have Homeboy tie it to himself and then we can tie the other end to the Hummer and pull him out". :) ;)

"I don't think that's a good idea, said Danny". :eek:

"Why the hell not"? , said Eric. :confused: :mad:

"Because Cuban Banana, this is all swamp, one wrong move, and "H"s Betsy takes a swim". :rolleyes:


*Meanwhile up in Heaven* :D

Hey Raymond, It's about time you joined me on this cloud". said Speedle. :p :)

"So what are we looking at". asked Ray. :confused:

"Your brother and my boss and co-worker's and the CSI's of NY/LV". :p :lol:

"Sounds great", so what's happening"? :confused: :D

"While this Warrick guy is stuck in the swamp, and Eric has the idea to use "H"s Hummer and pull him out". :rolleyes:

"Use the Hummer in the swamp"? "Is he fugged, It will sink like a stone", said Ray. :eek: :lol:

"I know, Eric is being told no, by this NY Danny guy, but we all know Eric, he never listens". :eek: :p

"This is gonna be good", said Ray. "Let's watch". :p :)


(Back to earth) :D

I'm telling you Eric, don't do it man". said Danny. :eek:

"Shut the hell up freak of nature", said Eric. "Dumbcal, you grab the rope and I'll drive". :mad: :mad:

"Uhuh", "No way Cuban Nerd boy, I like working for the Crime Lab". "I'm not fuggin up my job". ;)

"Sissy little whinny bitch", said Eric. :mad:

"Ryan, get the rope", said Eric. :mad:

"It ain't happenen man, you is on your own". :p :lol:

"Fine you bunch of mother fuggin sissy boy's, I'll do it myself". :mad: :mad:

"Get the hell out of my way "H", you teary eyed excuse of a CSI leader". :mad:

"H" took off his sunnies and told Eric not to go near Betsy Hummer. :cool: :eek: :(

"What are you going to do about it"? said Eric. :mad:

"Come on you white ass Honkies", get me the fug out of here, something is crawling into my pants". :mad: :p

"It's most likely just your 10 inch gun" , laughed Stella. :lol: :lol: :eek: :lol:

As Eric got the rope and threw it to Warrick, he tied it around his waist while Eric tied his to the Hummer". :eek: :eek:

"You ready"? yelled Eric from inside the Hummer. :mad:

"Yeah", go", "get me the hell out of here", :)

*voom, *voom*, *VOOM, *VOOM*. As Betsy kept struggling, Eric kept pushing on the gas. :eek: :(

"What the hell is that" yelled Ecklie. As they started runny towards the sound. :mad: :eek: :eek:

"Don't watch "H", said Calleigh, "Just close your eyes". :(

Danny, Mac, Ryan, Catherine, Warrick, Sara, Stella, Flack, Brass, Tripp, Nick, and Grissom all watched in horror. :eek: :eek: :eek:

*VOOOOOM*, *VOOM*............ out came Warrick from the swamp, and in went the Hummer just as Eric jumped out. :eek: :eek: :devil: :eek:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO Screamed "H". :( :( :(


(Heaven) :D

"hahahahahahahahahahahahha,
Leave it to Eric, said Speed.
"I guess we should go to the gate's and welcome Betsy home". :p :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Yeah, you're right,
let's go get her all shinned up and safely put away until "H" comes a callin. said Ray. :lol: :lol: :p
 
Thanks for all your FB's, and I'm glad you are enjoying these little epi's. I'll post new ones sometime tomorrow or today, depending where you are :D
 
"Calleigh grabbed Horatio and held him tight as he tried to jump in and save betsy. :eek:

"Let it go "H", it's just a fuggin car, said Eric. :mad:

"That's it you friggin idiot, you're dead. :mad: :cool:

"Just as "H" was going to throw swamp mud at Eric he missed and hit Ecklie. :lol: :D

"What the Fug, who threw the God damn mud ball"? :mad:

Horatio knew this was the perfect time to get back at Eric for killing Betsy. :rolleyes:

"Eric threw it, he's my CSI guy" :eek: :eek:

"H", you pathetic tight wad panty sucking scum bag" :mad: :mad:

ENOUGH, yelled Ecklie. :mad:

"All my CSI's back to LV now". :eek: :(

Nick and Warrick whispered amongst themsleves. :) :lol:

"Hey Ecklie, you might want to see this, and you too Stetler", said Nick. :eek: :eek:

As Stetler and Ecklie walked over , Warrick hip chucked them into the swamp. :lol: :lol:

"Oh, said Warrick, I'm so sorry, I slipped on the wet". :rolleyes: :p

"You God Damn Idiot, get us out of here". :( :( :mad:

Warrick started calling, "What's that Nick, another crime scene, I'm coming". :) :lol: :p

Running away, they left Ecklie and Stelter sitting in the swamp. :eek: :eek:

"We'll send a car for them later, said Warrick. :)

"Eric you dumb ass Cuban, now you sunk the Hummer, how are we going to get back"?, said Caleigh. :mad:

"You guy's can ride with us", said Sara. :)

Talk about cramped", said Calleigh I can't move". :eek: :(

In the CSI LV van there was

Grissom, Horatio, Mac, all in the front. In the back their was Warrick, Nick, Eric Ryan, Danny, Flack, Sara, Calleigh, Catherine. :eek: :eek: :eek:

"I'll sit on your lap Warrick, so they have more space said Calleigh. :D :devil:

"No that's okay Calleigh, I'll sit on his lap said Stella. :devil: :eek:

"It's okay Stella, I'm already on it", said Calleigh. :devil: :devil:

"Catherine started laughing, "I bet you are, all 10 inches of it", "Gotta love those Big Guns". :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:

Once Calleigh was situated on Warricks lap, she started to giggle", :lol: :D

"What's so funny Cookie girl"? asked Warrick :confused:

"I get to sit on your lap and feel the Warrick vibe, and it is hot" said Calleigh looking at Stella and stickig out her tongue. :p :p

"Fug you Calleigh you white fuggin Ho". :mad:

Out of the blue Danny yell's "who the Fug grabbed my ass"? :confused: :confused:

"What, what the hell you talking about"? said Ryan. :confused:

"Some fuggin person in here just grabbed my ass". :mad: :eek:

"Flack yelled, "What ass, the last time I checked you didn't have one". ;) :lol: :lol:

*SILENCE* :confused: :confused:

"What the HELL said Eric, :confused: :(

TBC
 
LOL! that end so reminded me of a night at the roxberry 'did you touch my ass?'...'do you want to?' :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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"Can you friggin assholes sit the fug still so I pull out of here", said Grissom. :mad:

"Piss off Eric, you son of boar, I can't feel my foot, it was my foot that touched Danny's ass, so don't worry about it Danny, no one want's your baggy boned ass", said Stella. :mad:

"Fug you Stella, you motha fuggin excuse for birth control". :mad: :eek:

"Your mama, said Stella. :lol:

"My Mama, Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail, said Danny. :lol: :eek:

Oh yeah, said Stella, Your mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! :lol: :lol:

Everyone was cracking up in the van as Danny and Stella, were passing insults. :lol: :lol: :lol:

"You think it's fuggin funny Warrick, said Stella. Here's one for you, Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah, Screw you Stella, Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

*laughing* stop this *breath* come on guy's *breath* you're killing us" *laugh* :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

"Watch the fug out Grissom , laughed Mac, you're going to hit that pole, "DUCK". :eek: :eek: :eek:

As everyone ducked, the van hit the pole as everyone fell out still laughing from the insults. :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Oh Fug Grissom, look at the fuggin van, said Warrick . "Ecklie's gonna shit". :eek: :eek:

"Shut the Fug up Warrick, you damn frosty assed bitch, "It's your motha fuggin fault". :eek: :eek:

"Me, I didn't start the friggin insults, that fuggin white honky did". :mad:

"What the fug we gonna do now"? , asked Nick. :confused:

"Walk said "H", it's only about 10 miles to town". :cool:

"You're a fuggin dick "H", I ain't walking no fuggin 10 miles", said Mac. :mad: :p

"We have that tent in the back, we could pop it up and sleep in it tonight", said Grissom. :eek: :)

"I get to sleep with Warrick beside me", yelled Calleigh. :devil:

"Like hell you fuggin country lovin hussy, I get Warrick now, you already had your motha fuggin ride". :devil: :mad:

"Screw you, Stellastien", youn greedy ass ho" :mad: :mad:

TBC
 
ROFL ROFL...

If it was real CSI I'd join them and snuggle with Mac but I'd be a bit afraid of this group LOL
 
LOL yay! they're camping. b/c nothing could go wrong in that scenario! :lol: :lol: :lol: i love it! nice pic too!
 
"Listen, where are we going to put the fuggin tent"? asked Flack. :confused:

"Right beside the van, you hopless wonder", said Grissom. :mad:

"That's not a good idea, said Warrick". :rolleyes:

"Why not"? :confused:

"Because if Ecklie comes along with Stetler, we're done for"? :eek: :p

"Shit, I never thought of that", said Grissom. :(

"Well let's go further down the hill, that way if the see the van, they'll think we walked", said Sara. :rolleyes:

"Good idea Sara, glad I thought of it said Grissom. :)

"Screw you Grussom", said Sara. :mad:

As they all started walking down the hill, they found a secluded area to put up the tent. :eek: :eek:

"You can't put the tent here, you dumb fug, if it rains we'll all get soaking wet", said Nick. :eek: :rolleyes:

"Who the fug asked your opinion you sorry excuse of a Boy Scout", said Grissom. :mad:

"Fug you Grizzygrussom", said Nick. :mad:

At that moment Greg came running down the hill. :lol: :D

"Hey, I thought that was you guy's, I seen walking down the hill". :) :eek:

"Where the hell did you come from, Gregie poo, said Sara. :)

"My grandparents have a small farm out here, they invited me to visit. :)

"Oh great said Grissom, then we can stay with you instead of in this tent. :p :D

"Afraid not, said Greg, my grandma don't allow strangers, but you guy's can sleep in the barn with the animals". :)

"Oh great, nothing like the scent of shit to help you sleep", said Flack. ;)

"You could alway's use the tent then, said Nick, I myself would prefer a barn". :rolleyes: :)

"Of course you would said Danny, you're a chicken fugger".
Everyone started laughing again. :devil: :lol: :lol:

"What the hell you laughing at Warrick you male tramp. :mad:

"Your Mama, said Warrick. :mad:

"My Mama, said Nick, Your mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. :lol: :lol:

"Oh yeah, well, Your mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" :lol: :lol:

Greg and the other's were laughing so hard, that none of them seen herd of cows coming towards them. :eek: :eek:

"Holy Shit, yelled Mac, "RUN", everyone fuggin run.
As everyone turned they seen the cows. :eek: :eek:

"Oh shit my Nana's and Papa's cows, they got out , they got out". "Nana and Papa are gonna shit, I left the gate opened, they are gonna shoot me". :eek: :( :eek:

"Make up your Greg, said "H", are they gonna shit or shoot you"? :cool: :cool:

"First their gonna shit, then their gonna shoot me.
Running as fast as they could, they all jumped into the bushes. :eek:

"Owww!!!!!!! yelled Catherine and Calleigh. :(


"What the fug", said Greg. :confused:

When everyone got to them, they were both covered in thorn's on their ass and legs. :( :eek: :eek:

"Ooow!!! that's gonna hurt like a mutha fugger to get out". :eek:

"Wow, you two, now you can really say, you both got pricked good", laughed Stella. :lol: :lol: :lol:
"
Kiss my...... :confused:

TBC
 
:lol::lol: only YOU could somehow work cows getting out of a field into CSI! youre awesome!
 
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