CSI:MIAMI - The Rebel side- Comedy skits

Once "H" got back to the Lab, everyone was sitting outside waiting for him. :)

"Where is Betsy"? asked "H" :cool: :confused:

"I took her to the garage, she'll be ready by the time we get back from lunch". :D

"Christ Calleigh, you dumb blonde, I can't believe you left me", look at my damn pants, and I stepped in shit, that someone left on the lawn of Miami-Dade". :mad: :cool:

"Mac started laughing at "H". :lol: :lol:

"Shut your pie hole Taylor, because I'm ready to shoot you, you son of a boar". :mad: :cool:

"Come on "H", I'll buy you a kiddie burger, said Calleigh. :p

"Screw you, you sow cow, You're lucky I don't friggen fire your Bumpkin ass". :mad: :mad:

Danny, Eric and Ryan couldn't contain themselves and broke out laughing. Calleigh turned to them and said. :lol: :lol:

"The next one that laugh's gets my baretta up thier poop shoot". "Now let's go get some grub". :mad: :devil:

As they sat down in the Cafe, Eric took off his shoes to get more comfortable. :eek: ;)

"What smells like old cheese"? , asked Ryan. :confused: :confused:

*sniff,sniff* Yeah, I smell it too, that's gross" said Mac. :eek: :(

Horatio and Calleigh looked under the table and seen Eric had his shoe's off. :eek: :eek:

"Auh!! Christ Eric, put your damn shoes on, it's your dirty socks, said calleigh. :mad: :eek:

Eric lifted up his foot and sniffed, smells fine to me , said Eric. "Smell Ryan". :eek: :eek:

Ryan smelled because he had no choice being the one sitting beside Eric. :eek:

"He's right, they don't stink" you stupid cow". :mad:

"Jesus, what the hell is that stench"? asked Calleigh. :confused: :confused:

Everyone got up and looked around and under the table, but could find nothing. Then Calleigh noticed it on Mac's pants :confused: :eek: :eek:

:"You friggen idiot, It's you Mac, you sat in smelly cheese, it's all over your bloody chair", said Calleigh. :eek: :eek:

Mac grabbed his ass and brought his hand up to his face and almost gagged. Danny and Flack couldn't comtain themselves and laughed. :lol:

"You think it's funny you friggen fruitcakes, here have some". :mad: :mad:

Mac took the lump of cheese that was in his on his pants and fired it at Danny and Flack just as the waitress was coming over. Mac got her smack dab in the face. :eek: :eek: :eek:

"You friggen asshole, and she took the water she had brought over and threw it in Mac's lap. :mad: :mad:

"Fuggen Jerk", she said as she stormed away. :eek: :(

"Hey", yelled Calleigh, "what about our lunch"? :mad: :mad:

"Go somewhere else, you worthless wonder", said the waitress. :devil: :mad:

"Great Mac, now what am I going to eat"? :( :(

"Here you fuggen sow have some ass cheese and he aimed Calleigh", but she hid behind Eric as it landed smack dab on his lips. :eek: :lol:

"Fug you Mac, you fuggen NY piece of shit, your dead". :mad: :mad:

eric picked up the ketchup and squirted towards Mac but missed and hit Stella's new shirt. :p :lol:

"Look at what you did, you Cuban sap sucker" and Stella squirted him back with mustard. :lol: :eek: :p

"I'm outta here said "H", I'm going to get Betsy". :cool: :cool:

When "H" got back with Betsy Hummer, everyone was covered in condiments. :cool: :eek: :eek:

"None of you Mother Fuggers are getting in Betsy". :mad: :cool:

What the Hell are we supposed to do"? cried Eric. :confused: :confused:

"Stay there you idiots I'll be right back". :mad: :devil:

"H" took Betsy and stopped at the Amity and picked up clothes for them all. :devil:

"Here you idiots, now change and then get the hell in here". :mad: :cool:

When they came out of the washroom's "H" almost pissed himself laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool: :lol:

Calleigh was dressed in a flashy pink shirt with purple slacks that were way to big. Eric was dressed in Canary yellow shirt and pants while Stella was in a floral shirt. :eek: :eek: :eek:

"What the fug "H", did you rob Stetler's closet "? asked Eric. "We look like a commercial for Gay Right Clothing store". :eek: :p :p :mad:

"Just get in the friggen Hummer and behave yourselves, Betsy's had a hard day". :mad: :cool:

TBC
 
As they were driving along, "H" and Mac seen CSI Vans. :cool: :D

"Look at that "H", isn't that CSI:LV vans"? :confused:

"Damn right it is, what the hell are those loser's doing in Miami"? :mad:

"Let's find out said Eric". :D

As they exited the Hummer, Catherine came walking out of the house they were investigating. :eek:

"Christ Mac, that's that ex stripper I told you about, she's such a prissy now", said "H". :devil: :cool:

"Catherine", called "H", what the hell are you doing in my territory"? :mad: :cool:

"We have a LV homicide", two male officer's from LV were found taped on top of one another". "What the hell are the NY Wannabe's doing in Miami? :eek: :mad:

"Whatever you "TRAMP -R- US, poster girl", said Mac. :mad: :lol:

At that moment Nick came out of the house. :)

"Hey Cat"? "Who the hell are you guy's, and what the hell are you wearing, my God you look like Big Bird", said Nick to Eric. :lol: :lol: :eek: :eek:

"Screw you , you fuggin LV pansy, mama's boy, I know all about you", said Eric. :mad: :mad:

"Yeah", said Flack, You LV lowest rate loser's, :lol: :lol: :p

Calleigh and Stella started cheering a rant :p :lol:

" Miami/NY have 1st and 2nd, while Las Vegas makes no connection, we are loved and you are hated, because your show is under rated. "RAH"RAH,RAH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Listen you Miami/NY scum sucker's", said Catherine. :mad: :mad:

"HEY, said "H", don't call them names you dumb CSI nobody. :mad:

"Get the hell out "H", before I take that fireball hair of your's and put it in front of a bull". :mad: :mad:

"Bite my toe, Trampy-poo", I was gonna ask you to join us, but you can go fug yourself now", said "H". :cool: :rolleyes:

"What the FUG is going on out here"? yelled Warrick. :mad:

"Oh look if it isn't the LV addicited ex gambler", said Eric. :eek: :D

Calleigh looked in shock, she had liked Warrick, and still did. :devil: :devil: :eek:

"Eric, you friggen Cuban Nerd boy", :D :lol:

Warrick and Eric embraced each other, they had got along perfectly the last time they had to work the crossover case. :devil:

"Calleigh my home baked cookie girl, how the hell are ya"? :lol: :D ;)

"Enough of the fuggin small talk, are you loser LV's coming or not"? :mad: :cool:

" Hold you ass "H", we need to finish, you dumb ass Miami jerk" :mad: :p

Once Catherine, Wrrick, Nick, Sara and Greg had finished , they all headed into Miami's hot spot to find trouble Miami/NY/LV Style.
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HAHAHA!!!! OMFG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! this is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! and i loved this line "What the fug "H", did you rob Stetler's closet "? asked Eric. "We look like a commercial for Gay Right Clothing store".

HAHA!!! Raided Stetler's closet!! HAHA!!!! OMG!!!!!! i fell off my chair from laughing so hard!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!
 
Sorry, there's no way I could put Grissom into it, he's to serious for me. I wouldn't be able to do it :( :( :p
 
i freakin love this story. girl you crack me up! a cross-dressing stetler has got to be the funniest damn thing i've ever heard of in my life. more soon!!
 
thanks...i'm in the process of making one for each of the CSI: Miami characters. each pic had one of thier funny lines from the story. when they are done I'll post them.
 
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Once they all headed out Horatio said.. :D

"God I need a fuggin drink". :devil: :devil:

Screaming out the window, he told the LV gang to meet them at the Miami Shore's Bar. :D :p

AS they all pulled in and got out Nick banged into Betsy. :(

"What the Fug Nick you dumb ass, I just had Betsy cleaned, watch where you're friggin walking. :mad: :mad:

When they walked into the bar they grabbed a table and joined it with the other. :D

"Come on Warrick, let's dance said Calleigh. :devil: :p :devil:

"Hold on Home girl", give me a fuggin minute". :devil:

As they were on the dance floor, Calleigh started dirty dancing with Warrick. :devil: :devil: :eek:

"Holy shit said "H", I never knew Calleigh could friggin move like that", she's friggin hot". :devil: :eek:

"Your telling me", said Ryan who was playing pool with himself. :devil: :devil:

"Never mind that you idiot, said Stella, look at that gun Warrick has down there". :devil: :eek: :devil: :eek:

"You're a dirty little girl Stella, said Mac. :devil: :p

"Fug You Mac, :devil: :devil:

Stella ran out onto the dance floor to get some of what Warrick was offering. Just as Stetler walked in his Stilleto's. :eek: :eek:

"What the Fug is that"? asked Mac :confused: :confused:

"That's our Crossdressing girly girl boss Stetman, and if he sees Warrick he's done for". :lol: :lol: :eek:

"H", who are your friggin loser friends", :mad: ;)

"Bite the toe Stetler", said "H". :mad:

"What the Fug are you"? asked Mac :confused: :confused:

"Your new girlfriend shit for brains" :mad: :devil:

"God I think not, go take that big tall dark handsome dude on the dance floor", said Mac. :mad: :eek: :devil:

Stetler looked over and seen Warrick's gun in his pocket and running over he pushed Caleigh and Stella onto the ground. "Move bitches", said Stetler. :lol: :lol: :devil: :eek:

"Hey stud my name is Stetman" :eek:

"You have 5 seconds to get your cross dressing ass away from me, you fuggin fruit cake". :mad: :mad:

"Don't be mean lover, just give it a chance". :devil: :p

"I warned you you bag of fruit", and Warrick took his fist and punched Stetler out cold. :mad: :mad:

TBC
 
stetler saying 'move bitches' almost had me in the floor!! you are brilliant!!! more! more!
 
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