Re: CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspect
:lol: I love Lori. She cracks me up. And YAY JC and Horatio get to babysit her.
:lol: Jess that's a hilarious thread name. Perhaps it'll go on the list.
Slow Down
Apartment
Horatio: Anything else I should know?
Speed: She goes to bed at nine, no later, her window has to be closed, but leave the door open. Make sure she brushes her teeth and washes her face.
Lori: Daddy, he gets it.
Horatio: *smiles*
Speed: And don't give her any Cheez-its.
Horatio: *nods*
Katie, Delko, Calleigh leave
Speed: *looks around* Okay you can give her Cheez-its.
Horatio: *lifts brow*
Lori: Momma always says no.
Speed: *winks*
Lori: *smiles*
Horatio: I think we can take care of things here.
Speed: Okay. *kneels* Give daddy a kiss.
Lori: *kisses Speed*
Speed: See you later.
Lori: Bye.
Speed: *leaves*
Horatio: So, where are these Cheez-its your father speaks of?
Lori: In the top cupboard.
Horatio: Okay. *walks to kitchen*
JC: Wow Lori, you're getting to be so smart and grown up.
Lori: *smiles* Thank you.
JC: *looks at watch* You do know you only have about two hours left to stay up right?
Lori: Shh no one has to know.
JC: *laughs* Yeah right.
Horatio: *walks over* Here you go.
Lori: *digs in bag* Thankie.
Theatre
Katie: *sits* I can't believe we're watching a remake of Jurassic Park.
Delko: It was the only one on the list.
Calleigh: I think it'll be fun.
Katie: Tim, get me popcorn.
Speed: You've already sat down.
Katie: Exactly why you should get me popcorn.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. *leaves*
Calleigh: Eric, get me some too.
Delko: No problem. *leaves*
Anni: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
Carly: Pipe down.
Anni: No one's here but us chickens.
Lobby
Delko: So...How are things with you and Calleigh?
Speed: What are you talking about?
Delko: You two haven't discussed what's going to happen?
Speed: Yeah we did. Adoption.
Delko: Won't it be weird knowing your kid is out there somewhere?
Speed: No.
Delko: You don't even care?
Speed: Not the time Eric.
Delko: What if Katie finds out?
Speed: She won't.
Delko: And if she does?
Speed: She won't.
Delko: *nods*
Speed: Look, when it's appropriate, I'll tell Katie.
Delko: You sure about that?
Speed: Yeah.
Delko: She'll murder you.
Speed: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Delko: So this...Appropriate time, this wouldn't happen to be when you're 99 years old would it?
Speed: Just about.
Delko: *laughs*
Theatre, 15 minutes later
Calleigh: Shh it's starting.
Katie: Yeah we know. We could see the lights turning off.
Carly: SHUT UP! THE PREVIEWS ARE THE BEST PART!
Apartment
JC: I'm hungry.
Horatio: So eat something.
JC: I would but I'm lazy.
Horatio: I'm not making you anything.
JC: You don't have to.
Lori: *sitting between JC and Horatio* I'm hungie.
Horatio: *sigh*
JC: *sticks tongue out*
Horatio: Fine, I'll make you lovely ladies something. *walks away*
JC: Good girl.
Lori: *smiles*
Lori and JC high five
Horatio: Did I hear high fiving over there?
JC: ....No.
Lori: *giggles*
An hour later, theatre
Katie: *screams* GET OUT OF THERE! *grabs Speed* TELL THEM TO STOP BEING STUPID!
Speed: Will you be quiet?
Calleigh: *hiding face* Tell me when it's over.
Anni: It's over.
Calleigh: *lifts head*
Guy in movie gets ripped apart by dinosaur
Calleigh: *screams*
Delko: Haha man I love this movie.
Carole: *hiding face*
Missy: *hiding under a seat* Tell me when the madness ends.
Jess: *eating popcorn* Cooool, that dinosaur just took a whiz on the jeep.
Katie: *hiding face in Speed's chest* Tell me when it's over!
Speed: *frowns* I can't breathe.
Katie: *lifts head* Oh, sorry.
Half hour later
Katie: *crying* That dinosaur just wanted someone to love him!
Calleigh: *crying* IT HAS A HEART! Granted it just got it ripped out by the hunter, but IT HAD A HEART!
Carly: *crying* I want a dinosaur.
Delko: *rolls eyes*
Speed: *sigh*
Katie: Tim, why can't you be more like the main guy?
Speed: Why?
Katie: He saved those kids.
Speed: So?
Katie: So be a hero.
Speed: Yes dear.
Apartment
Horatio: Lori, it's past your bed time.
Lori: *shakes head*
Horatio: Yes it is.
Lori: *shakes head*
Horatio: *places hands on hips*
Lori: *places hands on hips*
Horatio: *narrows eyes*
Lori: *narrows eyes*
Horatio: Stop copying me.
Lori: Stop copying me.
Horatio: I mean it.
Lori: I mean it.
Horatio: I really mean it.
Lori: I really mean it.
Horatio: Now.
Lori: Now.
Horatio: *sigh* I give up. *walks away*
Lori: *giggles*
JC: Now Lori, would your mom let you stay up?
Lori: All the time.
JC: Yeah right. Would your dad?
Lori: Yup.
JC: Get in bed munchkin.
Lori: No.
JC: You're going to get tired anyway.
Lori: *shakes head*
JC: NOW little girl or I'll pummel you.
Lori: *frowns* Go for it.
JC: *gasp* Does your mother know about your mouth?
Lori: Yup.
JC: Well...She should wash it out with soap.
Lori: *runs away*
JC: NO! LORI!
Horatio: *walks up* I guess you have to go find her.
JC: *screams* ...Don't do that.
Horatio: *wraps arms around JC* You like it.
JC: Pftt I don't think so.
Horatio: Okay let's find her.
JC: Fine but if I find her first, you have to kiss me.
Horatio: Done and done.
JC: Excellent. *runs off* LORI!
TBC..........