CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

[carlz31]

HAHA OH MAN! I LOVE AUSTRALIA!...I mean, I love RT Australia! Anni and Missy and JC and Colton are awesome *huggles everyone*

Anni: Secret Alien intelligence meetings. They're listening to our every word. If we speak in backwards english, we should be okay.

Colton: What language do the aliens speak?

Anni: Frontward english.

Colton: ...Like what we're doing now.

Anni: OH LET'S SPEAK SPANISH! MUCHO!

JC: Can we not? English is hurting my head enough.

Haha, oh man, I suddenly have this desire to go to school tomorrow and go up to my friends and say "GASP! YOU'RE SPEAKING FRONTWARD ENGLISH!" and run around...but I think I'd get in trouble...uh oh, I'm typing this in frontward English! !em teg ot sneila eht tnaw t'nod I. !!snelia TAHT ekaT...ok, if that didn't make sense to anyone, I was writing backwardly...

Missy: ...That's a crocodile.

Anni: CRICKEY! LOOK AT THE MOUTH ON 'ER!

Missy: ...

Anni: Too soon?

Missy: Too soon.

Awww, poor Steve *huggles the croc hunter* but seriously, crocs are gross! and very dangerous...but then again, I love it how everyone thinks that we have kangaroos and koalas everywhere :lol: *looks at kangaroo jumping through backyard....just kidding*

Anni: SAVE ME JESUS!

Horatio appears in the middle of the pool wearing a flotation device in the shape of a duck

Horatio: *looks down* ...How did I get here?

Oh Horatio...someone has a God complex :lol:

Horatio: I thought I was in my room watching The Golden Girls. What am I suddenly doing out here?

Crocodile jumps out of the water, and makes a Free Willy dive over Anni. It crawls away

Anni: ...I think I've been wearing this tin foil too long.

I think you have too Anni...and seriously Horatio is hilarious when he thinks he's God...*huggles* We'll get you some help H :lol:

anyways, please update soon!

 

[karen999uk]

speed_cochrane said:
^^ It does seem that way karen. Hmm....And yet I have complete control over that. Ah! It's my fault! I'm the murderer(s) :lol:

Evil woman!!!!!!

 

[Still_RIP_Speed]

ok, I wake up to:

1. Anni haven't gone crazy/tripping on something(can't decide which)

2. the Logan awful, horrible, EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL boy getting away with drug charges and murder

3. Winston, another really gitty annoying lawyer!*joins in the punching and the kicking of both Logan and Winston*

4. Speed STILL unable to show any emotion(all I can say to that is GO CARLY...I think he's got emotion in there too.....somewhere-maybe the next scene will bring it out who knows

5. H still believing hes God!!!and not telling anyone he's invented a teleporter-Or that he is a Golden Girls fan....too funny!

Man Alive...makes me scared to go away from comp, don't know what I'll find when I come back!

 

[saraholic]

:lol: to the last update. Anni went psycho and H continues to think he's God. :lol: And I'm thinking that too Carly. BTW, *huggles Carly back*

Update soon.

 

[Dragonfly]

Anni: SAVE ME JESUS!

Horatio appears in the middle of the pool wearing a flotation device in the shape of a duck

Horatio: *looks down* ...How did I get here?

:lol: Funny, I thought he only *thought* he was Jesus

Great update Geni! This last one had me laughing the whole time.

 

[Finch]

I think Horatio will spend the latter part of his life in a Mental Instititution.

:lol:

Must Go By Without A Cause

Motel, 9 am

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Okay people, we're going to a museum.

Anni: Why?

Horatio: Because I want to go to a museum. I was looking at some brochures this morning for Canberra, an-

Missy: I don't want to go to Cranberry.

Horatio: ...Canberra. Capital of Australia.

Missy: Oh. Well I knew that.

Horatio: Anyway, we're going to the National Museum of Australia.

JC: But...I thought we could just hang around for a few more weeks.

Horatio: No. *opens brochure* We can go see "Between the Flags: 100 Years of Surf Lifesaving"! Isn't this exciting?

Everyone: ...

Horatio: Okay so it's not the most exciting museum on the planet. But we're still going so let's head out.

Parkinglot, museum

Calleigh: There's a spot right there.

Horatio: I don't want to park next to a Geo.

Calleigh: How about that one? It's near the door.

Horatio: That's handicapped parking.

Anni: We are handicapped. Mentally.

Calleigh: How about that one? It's near the fence.

Horatio: Too much shade.

Megan: Well how about that one over there?

Horatio: Too much sunlight.

JC: How about next to that jeep thingy?

Horatio: Too boxy.

Colton: How about that minivan?

Horatio: Too round.

Megan: Are we going to keep circling the parkinglot forever? I'm getting kind of dizzy.

Calleigh: Oh! Oh! Right the-...Too late. Someone got it.

JC: Oh, someone's pulling out. Take their spot.

Horatio: I don't want to park next to a light pole.

Anni: Good lord just park in the middle of the frickin' highway then.

Horatio: Oh, there's a spot.

Calleigh: Where?

Horatio: Right there. There's some shade, some sunlight, and it's indoors.

Calleigh: That's a garage for exibits.

JC: We can't park here.

Horatio: Sure we can. This is a Hummerhome, I can park pretty much anywhere.

Hummerhome stops

Horatio: Okay everyone, remember where we parked.

Inside museum

Horatio: Wow! This place is maginificent.

Missy: It smells like old people.

JC: The floors are slippery.

Megan: It's too hot in Australia.

Anni: I want some gum.

Horatio: Oh LOOK! LOOK! *jumping up and down*

Megan: ...Pictures of bark.

Horatio: This museum has the world's largest collection of Aboriginal bark paintings, with more than 1,600 works by numerous artists. *sigh* I'm home.

JC: ...Yay...Bark.

Anni: LOOK A HIPPO!

Missy: Where!

Anni: ...Nevermind. It was the janitor.

Horatio: OH! 95 000 Aboriginal stone artifacts! I love it here! *jumping up and down, clapping*

Megan: Aren't there food places here? I could go for some ice cream.

JC: I could go for anything but this.

Calleigh: Is anyone else bored out of their minds?

Anni: I AM! Even alcohol couldn't make this place fun.

Megan: H, can we go now? This sucks.

Missy: I thought we were on a ROAD trip, not a BORE trip.

Horatio: Come on, this place has so much to offer. protective clothing and equipment used in the 1994 Sydney bushfires, Australian political cartoons, convict clothing...This place is thousands of years mushed into one!

Megan: *whispers* You know, I bet if Carly was here, she'd lead us out a back door or something.

Anni: Definitely.

Horatio: OH! The Hong Hai boat! COME ON! *runs off*

Everyone follows

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Now that is a beautiful ship.

Missy: It's barely a ship. It's barely anything! Can we go now?

Megan: Yeah come on, my shoes are starting to stick to the floors. It's TOO hot.

JC: My back kind of hurts.

Calleigh: Isn't there air conditioning in these places?

Colton: I think I just fell asleep.

Horatio: *turns around* We haven't seen the best part! Farm life quilts from 1932!

Missy: No come on...I'm not looking at a bunch of carpets.

Horatio: But, they're quilts.

Calleigh: I wonder if the ladie's room has an underground tunnel out of here.

Colton: If it does, that's the one reason I'll have for going into the ladie's room.

Megan: Okay my shoes are stuck to the floors and I can see the heat rising.

Horatio: But...

Anni: Can we go before the Hummerhome gets stolen or something? I don't want to stay here forever.

JC: You and me both. I think I'd gouge my eyes out before I spent another hour here.

Colton: Yeah no kidding.

Missy: I've been looking for objects to do that for ten minutes now.

Horatio: ENOUGH!

Everyone: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: I thought you would all appreciate the experience of seeing the history of another culture. To find out what it's like for people thousands of miles away to live on a giant island away from everyone else. To see how they thrive in their daily lives by taking a look at ways they used to live a long time ago. I guess I was completely mistaken. I try to do something educational for all of you, and I get complaints and whiners and a bunch of sorry pathetic people who are only interested in getting themselves killed and drinking until they puke their guts out! Well I've had it! This is the one thing I wanted to do! This is something I'M interested in! Maybe once in a while, there's something that I want to see! Something that I want to get excited about! But NO! I CAN'T WITH A BUNCH OF IRRITATING LITTLE BACKPACKERS WHO DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT BACKPACKING BECAUSE THEY'RE SO USED TO A GIANT MOTORHOME THAT I KEEP PAYING FOR! I AM NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY! ALL I ASK FOR IS THAT WE SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AND LEARN A FEW THINGS SO WE'RE NOT WASTING OUR TIME BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOMEONE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *puts on shades, walks away*

Everyone: ...

Anni: So who's hungry?

TBC............

National Museum of Australia

 

[Dragonfly]

Calleigh: How about that one? It's near the fence.

Horatio: Too much shade.

I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about a parking spot having too much shade before :lol:

Megan: Aren't there food places here? I could go for some ice cream.

How'd you know ice cream is my favorite?

Horatio: I thought you would all appreciate the experience of seeing the history of another culture. To find out what it's like for people thousands of miles away to live on a giant island away from everyone else. To see how they thrive in their daily lives by taking a look at ways they used to live a long time ago. I guess I was completely mistaken. I try to do something educational for all of you, and I get complaints and whiners and a bunch of sorry pathetic people who are only interested in getting themselves killed and drinking until they puke their guts out! Well I've had it! This is the one thing I wanted to do! This is something I'M interested in! Maybe once in a while, there's something that I want to see! Something that I want to get excited about! But NO! I CAN'T WITH A BUNCH OF IRRITATING LITTLE BACKPACKERS WHO DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT BACKPACKING BECAUSE THEY'RE SO USED TO A GIANT MOTORHOME THAT I KEEP PAYING FOR! I AM NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY! ALL I ASK FOR IS THAT WE SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AND LEARN A FEW THINGS SO WE'RE NOT WASTING OUR TIME BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOMEONE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *puts on shades, walks away*

*blink* um...

Anni: So who's hungry?

Oh Anni...

Great job Geni!

 

[Still_RIP_Speed]

Thats flippin beautiful....loved the link there as well....very informative! with all the stuff going with Delko/Jess/terriorists and Speed/Loru/Katie/Lori dying etc great to have some humour!

Update soon pllllllllllllleaaaaasssssseeeee

ps does anyone else think H sounded like a dad then??

 

[Finch]

DragonflyDreamer said
How'd you know ice cream is my favorite?

Maybe it's because you're Canadian. :lol: Cold things are fun.

Running Away From Change

Hummerhome

JC: ...So...

Missy: Mhm.

Megan: *eating ice cream*

Calleigh: *playing with her hair*

Colton: *tying shoelaces*

Anni: *looking at engagement ring*

Horatio: *staring at road*

Anni: What do you think this costs?

Megan: Money.

Anni: ...No kidding.

Missy: You know what this road trip needs?

JC: What.

Missy: Eric.

JC: Gee I didn't know he was the glue that held the road trip together.

Calleigh: *turns on radio*

Oldies playing

Calleigh: Ugh. *changes station*

Kenny Chesney playing

Calleigh: YES!

Everyone: NO!

Calleigh: What's wrong with Kenny?

Anni: *changes channel*

Classic rock playing

Calleigh: *narrows eyes* He's brainwashed you.

Anni: Ne he hasn't. I like this music.

Calleigh: Why?

Anni: Because...It reminds me of him and I miss him.

Megan: Aww.

Calleigh: You'll just end up getting divorced.

Anni: What? Why?

Calleigh: Because he's never stayed in a good relationship with anyone.

Anni: ...So?

Calleigh: You're doomed and so are you future children.

Anni: We're not having any children. We already decided that.

Calleigh: Well you're probably not getting married either.

Anni: *frowns* Why?

Calleigh: He's at the lab by himself with Katie.

Anni: ...

Everyone: Oooh.

Anni: He wouldn't cheat on me...Would he?

Calleigh: He would.

Anni: No he wouldn't.

Calleigh: Yes he would.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes!

Anni: NO!

Calleigh: I'll bet you 500 dollars.

Anni: Deal! Get ready to pay up, biatch.

Calleigh: *narrows* It's on.

Venezuela, two days later

Delko: *sittin on crate* This is ridiculous.

Bob: I'm going to kill the man that hurt my wife.

Delko: At least no one touched mine.

Bob: You're married?

Delko: Well we would have been. Plans keep changing.

Bob: Where is she?

Delko: She's been in the other room for a few days. I don't know what they're doing there.

Bob: I heard they're cartelling human body parts to conduct experiments. They want to create the perfect human being using DNA genome sequencing.

Delko: Explains why they want to get kill anyone who'd fit the bill for 'imperfection'. Try to find the perfect genome from testing the 'bad' ones.

Bob: Yeah. I guess the minority has the larger stick on this one, huh.

Delko: These are innocent people, they shouldn't be slaughtering them like animals.

Bob: You happen to know what end of the world you're on?

Delko: Yes I do.

Bob: There's no help coming for us.

Delko: There's always help.

Jess: *runs out*

Caesar: We don't need weak women doing the work. *shuts door*

Delko: *stands* Jess?

Jess: *runs over, hugs Eric, starts to cry*

Delko: Are you okay? What happened in there?

Jess: They're...They made us....Cut people up and package them.

Delko: Well be glad you weren't here to watch what we had to see.

Bob: Brutal.

Jess: Where's the other women?

Delko: Dead. The one's with you they're keeping alive to work.

Jess: *hugs tighter*

Delko: It's okay, I'm here.

Jess: Don't leave me.

Delko: I won't. I'm staying right here.

Miami Lab

Carly: *walking* Hey.

Katie: Hey.

Carly: How was the funeral?

Katie: It was alright. You were working late?

Carly: Yeah, sorry.

Katie: It's okay.

Carly: So what are you doing here?

Katie: I needed to do something. You need any help with a case?

Carly: Sure. Latio male, 65 years of age was found by the maid in his bathtub/shower. He was wrapped in the curtain.

Katie: Cause of death?

Carly: Asphyxiation.

Katie: Hell of a way to go. In your own shower.

Carly: I'd rather be fully clothed when I bite the dust.

Katie: *smiles*

Carly: *hands over second folder* We found some Trace on the shower curtain.

Katie: What is it?

Carly: Chemical makeup is red 30, blue 1, uh...*flips page* Propylparaben, Methylparaben, lavender extract, and a few others.

Katie: Sounds like bath or shower gel.

Carly: Yeah and it was found on the outside of the curtain.

Katie: You think maybe he was smothered by the shower curtain?

Carly: That's the theory. We already interviewed the maid, she has an alibi.

Katie: Anyone else live in the house?

Carly: Well the guy is a self-made millionaire with ties to a few big league Cuban gangs. I checked his financial records, and it turns out he has three in-living aids.

Katie: Like in a nursing home.

Carly: Yeah. We're still trying to get a hold of them. They work for a company called 'Calidad Senior's Care'.

Katie: Where's Speed?

Carly: He's at their place of work right now.

Katie: ...He didn't even cry at the funeral.

Carly: Well he's not the most senitive guy.

Katie: He just stared into nothing the whole time. I mean, you haven't noticed anything weird?

Carly: Um...No, not really. He seems perfectly fine.

Katie: *nods*

Carly: Why don't you go down to autopsy and see if Alexx has anything we can use.

Katie: I thought she already did the autopsy.

Carly: It had to be postponed because his will said that his religion condemned autopsies.

Katie: This is a murder investigation.

Carly: Exactly. We talked to his lawyer, and it turns out religion has no authority over a criminal investigation.

Katie: ...You think maybe the killer knew what the will said about autopsies?

Carly: Maybe.

Katie: *smiles* Alright, I'll go pay Alexx a visit.

TBC.................

 

[Still_RIP_Speed]

Speed is STILL not showing emotion, even at the funeral....what does that guy need-I know there is emotion in there somewhere, I just know it....

Anni: Because...It reminds me of him and I miss him.

Megan: Aww.

Calleigh: You'll just end up getting divorced.

Anni: What? Why?

Calleigh: Because he's never stayed in a good relationship with anyone.

Anni: ...So?

Calleigh: You're doomed and so are you future children.

Anni: We're not having any children. We already decided that.

Calleigh: Well you're probably not getting married either.

Anni: *frowns* Why?

Calleigh: He's at the lab by himself with Katie.

Anni: ...

Everyone: Oooh.

Anni: He wouldn't cheat on me...Would he?

Calleigh: He would.

Anni: No he wouldn't.

Calleigh: Yes he would.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes!

Anni: NO!

Calleigh: I'll bet you 500 dollars.

Anni: Deal! Get ready to pay up, biatch.

Calleigh: *narrows* It's on.

oooooooooo Meow Calleigh...put the claws away!!!(maybe green eyed monster moment??can you tell who I ship for :lol But she may have a point-what a bet to make Anni :S

Update soon Geni as ever

 

[Dragonfly]

speed_cochrane said:

DragonflyDreamer said
How'd you know ice cream is my favorite?

Maybe it's because you're Canadian. :lol: Cold things are fun.

That must be it. And yes they are

Poor Eric and Jess. I'm sure someone will show up eventually to help them...

 

[karen999uk]

You know, I would love to make fun of the whole parking lot part, but my fiance is just like that in car parks........ *worries her fiance is turning into H*

Horatio: I thought you would all appreciate the experience of seeing the history of another culture. To find out what it's like for people thousands of miles away to live on a giant island away from everyone else. To see how they thrive in their daily lives by taking a look at ways they used to live a long time ago. I guess I was completely mistaken. I try to do something educational for all of you, and I get complaints and whiners and a bunch of sorry pathetic people who are only interested in getting themselves killed and drinking until they puke their guts out! Well I've had it! This is the one thing I wanted to do! This is something I'M interested in! Maybe once in a while, there's something that I want to see! Something that I want to get excited about! But NO! I CAN'T WITH A BUNCH OF IRRITATING LITTLE BACKPACKERS WHO DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT BACKPACKING BECAUSE THEY'RE SO USED TO A GIANT MOTORHOME THAT I KEEP PAYING FOR! I AM NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY! ALL I ASK FOR IS THAT WE SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AND LEARN A FEW THINGS SO WE'RE NOT WASTING OUR TIME BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOMEONE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *puts on shades, walks away*

And there he sounds like my dad....
Now youve made H sound like a cross between my father and my boyfriend....... I'll have a few sleepless nights now

 

[Wyoming]

Kenny Chesney playing

Calleigh: YES!

Everyone: NO!

Calleigh: What's wrong with Kenny?

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH KENNY You guys are just party poopers, that's all hahaha Kenny will rule the world someday! Just you wait and see!

Jess: *hugs tighter*

Delko: It's okay, I'm here.

Jess: Don't leave me.

Delko: I won't. I'm staying right here.

AWWWWWWWWW Why can't there like, be a real life version of Eric? I mean, the guy I'm after......yeah, total complete asshole sometimes, but Eric is always so soft and compassionate, he's a sweetheart. He's very protective, and it fits his character, you do a great job with that Geni

Katie: ...He didn't even cry at the funeral.

He needs to cry.....'nuff said lol. Well Geni, you have astounded us with yet another amazing update, and it was great to come home to a few of them since it was a looooooong day and now my sickly ways are tiring me out. The RT is always a nice retreat. Update soon please!

 

[saraholic]

Awww...umm...Ohhh...Ok I'm done with random syllables now. :lol: Poor Jess and Delko and Katie and Speed and...me. :lol: I DID have to listen to Kenny Chesney for a small amount of time. :lol: Calleigh is right though. Once a cheater, always a cheater Speed.

Update soon.

 

[Finch]

karen999uk said
And there he sounds like my dad....
Now youve made H sound like a cross between my father and my boyfriend....... I'll have a few sleepless nights now

Oh no. *hugs*

Oh and for when Carly gets back and sees this....*looks at Carly* Too bad. I have plans.

Walk Away From This

Calidad Senior's Care Centre

A large woman wearing giant fake fingernails, and curlers in her hair, lots of makeup, and a mole on her nose is typing at a computer

Speed: *walks up* Excuse me ma'am.

Woman: *lifts finger* Nu uh.

Speed: *lifts brow* I'm with Miami Dade-

Woman: *shakes finger* Nu uh.

Speed: Ma'am, I-

Woman: Didn't your momma ever tell you to respect your elders young man? *picks up phone* Calidad's Senior Care Centre how may I direct your call? Harry! I keep telling you not to call me at this number. I don't care if you're my husband. I cook your damn meals every night so you can call me when I have the time.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Woman: Oh your pants need to be pressed. Well, let me waddle all the way back home and press them for you because obviously your arms and legs don't work unless you got a woman behind you....No I'm not actually doing that! It's called sarcasm, you wouldn't know the definition if it jumped outta the dictionary and bit you in your fat ass. *opens cigarette package* Well congratulations to the dog. You can clean up the crap in the living room this time.

Speed: *frowns* Ma'am.

Woman: *lifts finger* Shush. *lights cigarette* Look Harry, you wanted the dog....What do you mean I wanted the dog? I'd never buy something so fat! It's a miracle I even married you!...Yeah well if you spent the same amount of time mowing the lawn as you do scratching your own ass, we'd actually have neighbors. Look, I gotta go. *hangs up phone* You married?

Speed: No.

Woman: Don't ever get married. You're in for a lot of long and miserable years.

Speed: *lifts badge* I'm with Miami Dade CSI. I have a few questions about one of your clients.

Woman: Sure.

Speed: Ramone Martinguez was murdered a couple of days ago, and I was wondering who worked for him.

Woman: *laughs* That old guy? Who HASN'T worked for him. This entire building has been his limo service and butt-whiper since he retired and got sick.

Speed: What was he sick with?

Woman: I don't know, something I couldn't pronounce.

Speed: Naturally.

Woman: You mind watchin' your tone? I'd been through one world war. The Macy's christmas sale.

Speed: I just need the names of the three women who worked for him.

Woman: Why, you think they murdered him?

Speed: Do you think they would?

Woman: Everybody wanted to kill him. He was a low life with a lot of money.

Speed: Anyone specific you can think of?

Woman: One girl I know might do it. Celeste Beaumont. She came here from Los Angeles. Oooh la. La.

Speed: Do you know where she is?

Woman: Probably in the bathroom powdering her face like she always is.

Speed: Can you page her for me?

Woman: Why, you got a problem with the girl's bathroom?

Speed: Well I've already seen you don't have a problem with a phone, so why don't you go ahead and dial for me.

Woman: *stares at Speed*

Speed: *stares at woman*

Woman: I'm not going to let a man order me around.

Speed: Alright. How about a pair of handcuffs and ride downtown?

Woman: ...

Speed: *frowning*

Woman: *picks up phone* ...Yeah Celeste, someone here needs to talk to you...I don't know, some jackass cop....Okay. *hangs up phone* She'll be here in a minute.

Speed: *looks around*

Woman: You want to stop hovering over my desk now young man?

Speed: *looks at back door*

Woman: *sigh* You know, you're in my light.

Speed: Hey is that her?

Woman: *looks back* Yeah.

Speed: HEY!

Celeste: *runs*

Speed: *runs*

Woman: Oh we never get action around here. *grabs speaker* Attention staff, there's a cop running after our very own employee Celeste Beaumont. Feast your eyes my pretties because the cop sure can run.

Outside, near the back door

Speed: *grabs Celeste*

Celeste: *screams*

Speed: *throws Celeste on ground* Don't move.

Staff peek through door

Celeste: I didn't do anything!

Speed: Then why were you running?

Celeste: It promotes circulation.

Speed: Stand up.

Celeste: *stands* This is against my rights. I'm going to call my lawyer, and he'll be ALL over your ass, and th-

Speed: Shut up.

Celeste: *frowns* I have people telling me what to do all day, I don't need you to add onto it.

Speed: I don't care.

Celeste: Do I get my phone call?

Speed: Yeah.

Celeste: When? I want to call my dad.

Speed: Why?

Celeste: I look after him. I came in to get my paycheck, I had to be back. He just had heart surgery.

Speed: *stops walking*

Celeste: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *uncuffs Celeste*

Celeste: What are you doing?

Speed: I'll escort you there.

Celeste: You aren't going to arrest me for running?

Speed: Why were you running?

Celeste: I have a criminal record back in LA. I thought that's why you were here.

Speed: It's not.

Celeste: And...You believe me?

Speed: If you're lying, I'll come back and arrest you.

Celeste: Sounds like a deal to me.

TBC...........