CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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*blinks* HEE! :D KNEES!...well, not knees, because it's not like that, but still TEEHEE! Awww *sniff* Poor Speedy...and poor me! I don't know why poor me, but still...
Megan: I think it'll be fun. I haven't stretched my sea legs in a while.

Missy: YOU HAVE SEA LEGS?! MUTANT! *crawls under table*

Megan: It's...An expression.
See, Hummerhomes make people crazy. And Australia makes people crazy. And Hummerhomes in Australia make people ultra crazy. but thats ok because THE CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY! MUAHAHA!
Calleigh: I love the ocean. It's always so blue.

Horatio: Well actually, water is clear. It's the reflection against the sky that makes it seem blue.

Calleigh: *frowns* I like the ocean. It's BLUE.
Haha, way to go Horatio. He should know by now that you should never argue with a woman, let alone a strong southern woman :lol:
Calleigh: ...What just happened?

Missy: The mutants are taking over! CALL PICARD!

Colton: ...I think she's off her meds.
I think she is too. I'm telling you people, Hummerhomes and Australia. Not a good combination. *darts eyes* Hehe, nah, I'm just kidding, Australia is cool. Except for the freakishly hot weather at random times...

please update soon!
 
well, having read through the previous RT's(made for a few goodnight reading-for a week or so!!!)....My naivity has now been relived *tut tut tut* Speed....but hey what can I say?I still love the guy :( :( (man alive:eek: I sound like one of those women he ALWAYS go back to the cheating partner...what a guton for punishment!!!) ooooooo affair with Carly or Katie looks on the cards at this rate....Man Whore I think are the words that spring to mind

Speed: *looks at Carly* Why are you crying?

Carly: It's just...*wipes eyes* It's hard...Seeing you like this. I mean, you've never...Um....*laughs* It's stupid. *sniffs* I've never seen you so upset...And it hurts.

Speed: Everything's going to be okay.

Carly: *laughs* I feel like I should be the one comforting you.

Speed: *hugs Carly*

Carly: *sigh*

Speed: Don't get upset.

Carly: ...Please tell me you'll be okay.

Speed: I'll be okay.

Carly: *hugs tighter*

Speed: *stares blankly*

There's emotion in there somewhere-I just know it!!!!

Speed: I hate kids

and thats a lie!!!!(deep down-you can't be that cute with a kid earlier and then hate them!!!)oh man....when he actually lets it out I think it maybe tidal time!!!(but this is speed we're talking about

Oh man the guys in Aus are cracking me up....a BOAT!!!taking a boat to get back from Aus to Miami...H is CRAZY as Geni put it
I think Horatio will spend the latter part of his life in a Mental Instititution.
and a note to Calleigh
Calleigh: What? I'm not on meds.
Thats what they all say!!! :lol:

Update soon soon soon Geni :D
 
Boat? How long would that take again, like forever? :lol: And I agree with my observation. Calleigh's not on meds, but it appears that Missy is. :lol:

Update soon. :D
 
Anni: Anyone know what happened to Eric and Jess?

Calleigh: Well with Eric's sense of direction, they probably got lost.

Anni: I think with Jess' sense of direction, they'd get lost.

Missy: I'd say both.
Nice one Missy.

Horatio: So is checkers but you don't see me spending years on it.

Calleigh: *smiles* I didn't know you liked checkers.

Horatio: I like pizza too.

Missy: Oh oh! I have a game we can play. It's called "Let's figure out what Horatio likes". I'll start. Okay, you like...Fish.

Horatio: I am one with the sea.

JC: He likes brunettes.

Horatio: ...I don't think we should be talking about that.

JC: But it's true.

Horatio: I like cars.

Calleigh: And you like...Terrified little children who need saving.

Horatio: ...That makes me sound like a creep.
:lol: *laughs*

JC: He likes brunettes.
TRUE!!!

Anni: You have to do the dare.

Calleigh: And if I don't?

Anni: You'll have to eat garbage.

Calleigh: That's the same as the dare.

Anni: Exactly. *taps head* I'm a thinker.

Calleigh: Pick someone else.
Well we all know if you wanna beat one of them at a game, pick Anni. Tic Tac Toe, Checkers, Chess, Truth or Dare, you name it. :lol:

Horatio: Okay, I won't argue then.

Calleigh: You already did.

Horatio: I'm finished.

Calleigh: Oh you bet you are.

Horatio: Are you off your meds or something?

Calleigh: What? I'm not on meds.

Horatio: Exactly.
:lol: :lol: Good one Geni!

Horatio: Okay team, we're going to be taking a boat back to Miami.
Oh oh! So your using the HummerBoat thing now aren't you? Sweet!

This stuff is really funny Geni! Keep up the great work! Update soon please!
 
Speed: I'm not going anywhere.
Don't say that! It never ends well!

Oh you beat me to it! I was gonna edit my above post and say that. :rolleyes: But Geni, don't make Speed die or something! Lori was bad enough. :( I hate it when chars say something like this.. (above. duh)
 
Re: CSI:Miami Raoad Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

Great thread! My new obsession, lol. You still adding in characters?
Wow. Can't wait until the next one (I've been trying to get caught up from two years ago...)
 
Re: CSI:Miami Raoad Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

Horatio: Sometimes I wonder why I ever considered a road trip.

Calleigh: Because it's fun.

Horatio: So is checkers but you don't see me spending years on it.
Hmm... was this by anychance influenced by personal thought? :p :lol:
 
As for characters, right now I'm not currently adding anyone. But as always, there is room for the future. :)

And Megan.... :p

Home For An Island

HummaDos

Horatio: Okay team, here we are in the HummaDos.

Colton: What the flippin' pancakes is that?

Horatio: Humma Two.

Colton: You have to be kidding me.

Horatio: I am not.

Calleigh: So we're taking this thing to Miami? It's like a cruise.

Horatio: We...*grabs shades* ...*pulls shades* ...What the...*yanks shades* THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF!

Megan: Oh gee look what happened.

Calleigh: Having trouble?

Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!

Anni: Just pretend they aren't there.

Horatio: Is everything getting darker? Can anyone else see the light? *hyperventilating* I can't see basic colors!

Calleigh: It's okay Horatio, we'll find a way to get you to see the light.

Anni: I know. *grabs chainsaw* We'll hack through them!

Horatio: *screams, passes out*

Everyone: *looks at floor*

Colton: ...Aye aye.

Miami, Lab

Katie: *reading casefiles*

Tripp: *walks in* You called for me?

Katie: How come you don't have a beeper?

Tripp: Ah come on, I never understood how to work those damn things. Besides, I can never see the screen.

Katie: *smiles* Well you've never really been up on technology.

Tripp: That's for sure. So what did you need me for?

Katie: Your size. I'm just trying to re-create a crime scene.

Tripp: Okay.

Katie: *walks over* Okay, stand right...Here. *pushes Frank*

Tripp: *looks down at shoes* Okay.

Katie: Now, hold this.

Tripp: A knife?

Katie: Yeah, but put it in your pocket.

Tripp: *puts knife in pocket*

Katie: *grabs foam person* Okay, if she were lunging at you, how would you react?

Tripp: I'd pull the knife out and defend myself.

Katie: Where would you stab her?

Tripp: Uh...Probably where I could access her easiest.

Katie: Let's test it out. *pushes foam person toward Frank*

Tripp: *pulls out knife, stabs foam person*

Knife slides into the side of foam person

Katie: You wouldn't stab her anywhere else?

Tripp: Not if I wanted to get her off of me. It's the closest part of her for me to access.

Katie: Okay. This time, keep the knife out, and stand up straight.

Tripp: Like this? *holds knife out*

Katie: Right. Now, stab her as she's coming at you.

Tripp: *swings knife*

Katie: ...The stomach.

Tripp: Is that bad?

Katie: *frowning* No, it's just confusing.

Tripp: Why?

Katie: *makes slow stabbing motion* Well, if you were going to defend yourself, you'd go for the easiest slice, right?

Tripp: Yeah.

Katie: There is no way he could have reacted fast enough to move his wrist and stab her in the heart.

Tripp: He meant to do that.

Katie: Yeah, whether she was running for him or not.

Tripp: Which case is this?

Katie: Nevermind, I have to file some paperwork. Thanks for your help. *walks away*

Tripp: ...No one wants me to just be a cop anymore.

HummaDos

Anni: Okay, I know how we can revive him. Salt.

Calleigh: I don't think salt will work.

Anni: Let's splash water on him then.

Colton: Let's throw him overboard.

Horatio: *jumps up* I AM FINE! *yanks shades* GET OFF YOU STUPID SHADES!

Colton: I guess he isn't so high and mighty if they're stuck.

Horatio: *pulling shades* Off I say! Off! I am Horatio Caine you must obey me!

Calleigh: Is it working?

Horatio: I thought it would. Apparently not.

Calleigh: Have you tried anything else besides yelling at the shades?

Horatio: I've tried passing out.

Calleigh: ...I don't think that did anything.

Horatio: Well I'll have to try something else. I know! A screwdriver!

Anni: ...Won't that hurt?

Horatio: Well if I aim away from my eyes, it might not.

Anni: I still vote for the chainsaw.

Megan: I vote for an ice pick. They're so much more dangerous. *cackles*

Everyone: *looks at Megan*

Megan: ....Wow you guys have rubbed off on me.

Venezuela, 9 am

Delko: Come on Jess, let's keep climbing.

Jess: Um easy for you to say, you aren't carrying a baby. *sits on log*

Delko: *sits* Are you okay?

Jess: *nods* I'm fine.

Delko: You sure?

Jess: Yeah.

Delko: We can rest for a few minutes.

Jess: Finally.

Delko: ...Man I miss the team.

Jess: Me too.

Delko: If they were here, we'd be having fun, not climbing hopelessly.

Jess: You actually have fun?

Delko: ...You don't?

Jess: I do, but...I know know, we usually take a back seat to everything.

Delko: ...It doesn't matter if people are paying attention to us or not.

Jess: It does to me. I don't mean to sound greedy and petty, but no one even asked us when the wedding date is.

Delko: That's because we haven't set a date.

Jess: Yeah but it would be nice if people were curious.

Bushes are heard rustling

Jess: *looks back* What was that?

Delko: I don't know. *grabs rock*

Jess: What are you going to do? Pelt it to death with a pebble?

Delko: *throws rock into bush*

Jaguar jumps out

Jess: *screams*

Delko: Uh...Okay so that wasn't the best idea I've ever had.

Jess: *backs up* You've had worse, but no one's keeping track.

Delko: *backs up*

Jaguar moves forward, licks her lips

Delko: *grabs stick*

Jess: Eric, this is a little Boy Scout-ish, even for you.

Delko: HOOLA HOOLA HOOLA!

Jaguar stares at Delko

Delko: ...Okay so that didn't work out as well as I planned.

Jess: Do something before it eats you.

Delko: Why?

Jess: If you're not here, I have no human sheild.

Delko: Gee I love you too.

Jaguar pounces

Delko: AH! *stabs jaguar in the face*

Jaguar falls, dies

Jess: ...

Delko: ...

Jess: *smiles* That was very cool.

Delko: I hope you don't expect me to cook her up.

Jess: No way. I'd rather drink my pee.

Delko: Interesting visual.

Jess: ...Sorry.

TBC...............
 
Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!

HAHA I think I busted a rib when I read that one, that was the hardest that I'd laughed in a while, almost as hard as when I got my boobs stuck in the fence the first time. I also laughed when Megan cackled lol.
Jess: *looks back* What was that?

Delko: I don't know. *grabs rock*

Jess: What are you going to do? Pelt it to death with a pebble?
HAHA I laughed at that too. Eric might be a CSI, but he's not the brightest crayon in the box.....perhaps that's because he's eaten them all...... but aww he protected me, what a sweetie lol. HOOLA HOOLA HOOLA reminded me of Finding Nemo for some reason lol I really need to watch that movie again, it makes me think of Carly! lol Great update Geni, it was funny! Update soon please!
 
Horatio: Okay team, here we are in the HummaDos.

Colton: What the flippin' pancakes is that?

Horatio: Humma Two.

Colton: You have to be kidding me.

Horatio: I am not.

Calleigh: So we're taking this thing to Miami? It's like a cruise.

Horatio: We...*grabs shades* ...*pulls shades* ...What the...*yanks shades* THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF!

Megan: Oh gee look what happened.

Calleigh: Having trouble?

Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!

Anni: Just pretend they aren't there.

Horatio: Is everything getting darker? Can anyone else see the light? *hyperventilating* I can't see basic colors!

Calleigh: It's okay Horatio, we'll find a way to get you to see the light.

Anni: I know. *grabs chainsaw* We'll hack through them!

Horatio: *screams, passes out*

Everyone: *looks at floor*

Colton: ...Aye aye.
Anni: Okay, I know how we can revive him. Salt.

Calleigh: I don't think salt will work.

Anni: Let's splash water on him then.

Colton: Let's throw him overboard.

Horatio: *jumps up* I AM FINE! *yanks shades* GET OFF YOU STUPID SHADES!

Colton: I guess he isn't so high and mighty if they're stuck.

Horatio: *pulling shades* Off I say! Off! I am Horatio Caine you must obey me!

Calleigh: Is it working?

Horatio: I thought it would. Apparently not.

Calleigh: Have you tried anything else besides yelling at the shades?

Horatio: I've tried passing out.

Calleigh: ...I don't think that did anything.

Horatio: Well I'll have to try something else. I know! A screwdriver!

Anni: ...Won't that hurt?

Horatio: Well if I aim away from my eyes, it might not.

Anni: I still vote for the chainsaw.

Megan: I vote for an ice pick. They're so much more dangerous. *cackles*

Everyone: *looks at Megan*

Megan: ....Wow you guys have rubbed off on me.
*breaths heavily* I think i've cracked a couple ribs. Man Geni, you know hot to make me laugh. :lol: But I hope H's shades will come off, they should be obeying him. I think Satan is getting involved.

Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!

Anni: Just pretend they aren't there.

Horatio: Is everything getting darker? Can anyone else see the light? *hyperventilating* I can't see basic colors!
*screams along with H*

Jess: Eric, this is a little Boy Scout-ish, even for you.

Delko: HOOLA HOOLA HOOLA!

Jaguar stares at Delko
:lol: Aw man, for some reason, i can imagine a jaguar doing that. Giving the blank 'WTF?' look. XD

Jess: No way. I'd rather drink my pee.

Delko: Interesting visual.

Jess: ...Sorry.
...I'm i the only one shuddering from the disgusting visual here?

Update soon Miss C! Great part too!

(I can see Meg cackling in my head. :p I hope she runs into another fence soon. :lol: )
 
Awww, poor Horatio, but I spose thats what he gets for his repeatedly-putting-shades-on-and-off. I mean, someone was bound to glue them to his face eventually :lol:...Just glad it wasn't me ;)
Horatio: We...*grabs shades* ...*pulls shades* ...What the...*yanks shades* THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF!

Megan: Oh gee look what happened.

Calleigh: Having trouble?

Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!
Oh no! There are gonna be a lot of half-finished one liners around Miami...*gasp* THE MUSIC WILL NEVER START! *hyperventilates* *puts on The Who* Ah...*calms down*
Horatio: *jumps up* I AM FINE! *yanks shades* GET OFF YOU STUPID SHADES!

Colton: I guess he isn't so high and mighty if they're stuck.
GASP! Horatio without his shades of justice power...I wonder what that would be like *thinks* Well, there would be lot of small children in despair, and relatives of co-workers not getting murdered ;)

Ohh, poor Jessie and Eric, getting cornered by a mountain lion...haha, last time the gang was in Australia, they were worried about dingoes, and now those two have mountain lions to deal with :lol:...even though it's not that funny, I was chuckling at the irony...

anyways, please update soon!
 
Muaha.

Window of Time

Josh's house, 5 pm

Katie: *stirring spaghetti* I completely forgot how much I love to cook.

Carly: *grabs sugar* Katie, you have to add sugar to the tomato sauce or it's going to taste bitter. We've gone over this a hundred times.

Katie: But look! The noodles aren't sticking! Tada!

Josh: *watching tv* Carly, please don't let her ruin the noodles.

Carly: I'm watching her.

Cait: *sitting at table, with plate on her head*

Carly: Caitlin, take that off your head.

Cait: Nu uh. *giggles*

Carly: *runs over* You'll break it. *grabs plate*

Cait: I was being a pirate.

Carly: You can be a pirate after dinner. Right now you need to sit here and keep your little fingers off of everything.

Cait: Okay mum.

Doorbell rings

Josh: *watching tv*

Katie: *stirring spaghetti*

Carly: Well don't all jump up and get it.

Cait: I'll get it!

Carly: No, you stay here. *runs to door, opens it* ...Tim, hi.

Katie: *looks over at door*

Speed: I didn't want to bother you, I just um...I ran out of food and I don't get paid until tomorrow.

Carly: *smiles* Come on in.

Speed: *walks in*

Josh: The game's on.

Speed: I don't like football.

Josh: Suit yourself.

Carly: Katie, this isn't a pizzaria. Just stir the noodles, don't play with them.

Katie: Sorry.

Speed: She's cooking?

Katie: Yeah, it's fun! *digs around sauce* Try this.

Speed: *backs up*

Katie: *holding spoon* ...It's not poison, it's spaghetti sauce.

Speed: I know, b-

Katie: *shoves spoon in Speed's mouth*

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: *smiling* Good, huh?

Speed: *coughs*

Katie: ...

Carly: More sugar.

Katie: Thought so.

Speed: You can't cook.

Katie: I can do anything I put my mind to.

Speed: Right.

Katie: Oh lighten up! It's a family home-cooked meal.

Speed: Well then I guess you'd better go find your family.

Katie: Ha ha, very funny.

Cait: *tips over milk* Whoops.

Carly: *angry sigh* Cait, why did you do that?

Cait: It was swishy like the ocean so I wanted to make waves.

Carly: Well you made a mess.

Cait: *looks down at table*

Carly: I told you not to touch anything.

Cait: *sniffs*

Carly: You even got your shirt full of milk.

Cait: *starts to cry*

Speed: *looks at Cait*

Carly: *sigh* It's nothing a rag won't fix. *walks into kitchen*

Speed: *walks over to table, sits down*

Cait: *crying*

Carly: *runs over, wipes milk* I've told her a thousand times not to touch the things on the table. Does she listen? No.

Katie: She's a kid, just let her be one. Even now, I still spill the milk.

Carly: *rolls eyes*

Josh: TOUCHDOWN!

Carly: Josh, turn it down.

Josh: But...We got a touchdown. We never get a touchdown.

Carly: Josh...

Josh: Ah fine.

Carly: Cait, stop crying. No one's mad at you.

Cait: *crying*

Carly: *sigh*

Speed: Cait.

Cait: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *smirks*

Cait: *smiles*

Carly: ...I'll get you a napkin, Cait. You can wipe your shirt. *walks into kitchen*

Cait: *giggles*

Speed: *winks*

Cait: Hee!

Kitchen

Carly: *whispers* Look at them.

Katie: *whispers* Why are we whispering?

Carly: ...*shakes head* Just look.

Katie: I am looking.

Carly: She's the only one who can light his face up.

Katie: ...Like on fire?

Carly: What? No. *walks into dining room* So, Cait, wipe your shirt.

Cait: *grabs napkin*

Carly: ...Cait, do that properly. Stop slopping it.

Cait: I-

Carly: Look, just...Here, give it.

Cait: No! I can do it.

Carly: Cait, y-

Cait: NO!

Carly: *angry sigh*

Speed: Hey, I'll take care of it. You go finish helping Katie. She needs it.

Carly: You don't have to.

Speed: *grabs towel* Go on.

Carly: Alright. *walks away*

Cait: *hugs Speed's arm*

Speed: *drops towel*

Carly: Josh! Dinner!

Josh: Huh? Oh. Cool. *runs to table*

Katie: *puts bowl on table*

Carly: *places sauce on table*

Speed: *sits*

Carly: Okay if the noodles are a little sticky, it's not my fault.

Cait: I don't want spaghetters.

Carly: Too bad. It's all you're getting.

Cait: ...*pokes at plate*

Carly: Eat.

Cait: *sigh* Okay mum.

Josh: Hey if you put more sauce, it breaks up the noodles.

Cait: *giggles* You're so funny, daddy.

Speed: *staring at plate*

Katie: ...You okay?

Speed: Mhm.

Katie: You're...Supposed to eat the food, not stare at it.

Speed: Um, Carly may I use your washroom?

Carly: ...Sure.

Speed: Thanks. *stands, walks upstairs*

Josh: Can I watch the game now?

Carly: No.

Josh: Ah dang.

TBC..............
 
My plan has worked.....This has now become my breakfast enterainment-wake up in the morning to the road trip...I no longer hate time distance-WOOOOHOOOOO *cough* sorry own personal victory there...*cough**cough* ;)

awwww I was wetting my pj's there...my ribs hurt too...
Horatio: We...*grabs shades* ...*pulls shades* ...What the...*yanks shades* THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF!

Megan: Oh gee look what happened.

Calleigh: Having trouble?

Horatio: I...*pulls on shades* ...I...*pulls on shades*...I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE UNLESS THEY'RE OFF!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Just toooooooo funny!!!!

Delko: AH! *stabs jaguar in the face*

Jaguar falls, dies

Jess: ...

Delko: ...

Jess: *smiles* That was very cool.
to be honest I think that would be fairly too-GO DELKO!!!!

Carly: Cait, stop crying. No one's mad at you.

Cait: *crying*

Carly: *sigh*

Speed: Cait.

Cait: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *smirks*

Cait: *smiles*

Carly: ...I'll get you a napkin, Cait. You can wipe your shirt. *walks into kitchen*

Cait: *giggles*

Speed: *winks*

Cait: Hee!
oooooooooooooooooH HOW.CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yeeeee Cute speed again....But I think Cait could do with a cloak or a bullet proof vest or something-Its a kid Speed is close to....She's in trouble!!!!

Liking Katie's theory on the self defense too...Interesting idea....

But possibly one of the biggest cliff hangers ever....

Cait: *giggles* You're so funny, daddy.

Speed: *staring at plate*

Katie: ...You okay?

Speed: Mhm.

Katie: You're...Supposed to eat the food, not stare at it.

Speed: Um, Carly may I use your washroom?

Could Speed be about to show some emotion?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

Oh the tension, don't know if I can take it!!!

UDS as ever Geni :D
 
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