CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Oh and for when Carly gets back and sees this....*looks at Carly* Too bad. :p I have plans. :p
HAH! I knew you couldn't last :p

Woah, Australia has a national museum? Of course, it turns out that all my friends already knew that so I looked like an idiot when I told them. I've only been to Canberra once, and that was for snow, not museums.
Horatio: Because I want to go to a museum. I was looking at some brochures this morning for Canberra, an-

Missy: I don't want to go to Cranberry.

Horatio: ...Canberra. Capital of Australia.

Missy: Oh. Well I knew that.
You did not! No-one does *snicker* I still laugh when people think the captial of Australia is Sydney...or Melbourne...or Brisbane :lol:
Megan: *whispers* You know, I bet if Carly was here, she'd lead us out a back door or something.

Anni: Definitely.
Haha, I so would. But poor Horatio, I feel sorry for him...well, RTA him because he doesn't really exist...poor thing just wanted to see the Aboriginal artwork and assorted other things. though he did kinda sound like my mum and my dad...awww, Horatio is the daddy of the RT!

Hm, interesting case...that Celeste woman and the receptionist don't strike me as honest...I dunno, maybe I just watch too many crime shows and have become a conspiracy buff, but something is a little...off about them. Hmm.

please update soon!
 
Great updates geni can't wait for more! Haha we all got bored at the museum .... i guess if it was actually that boring then i would be bored but strangely enough i like museums and english does make my head hurt. Haha and the aliens and everything thats just good and *huggles carly back* i love u too lol ... aussies are totally awsome... i want to go to australia but i don't know if i could cause of how warm it is and i get nose bleeds easily in the heat... lol anyway update soon!
 
Woman: Oh we never get action around here. *grabs speaker* Attention staff, there's a cop running after our very own employee Celeste Beaumont. Feast your eyes my pretties because the cop sure can run.
:lol: When I read this, I was totally picturing Lucas chasing Warren through the store in Empire Records :lol:


Oh and for when Carly gets back and sees this....*looks at Carly* Too bad. :p I have plans. :p
Be afraid everyone! Geni's planning! :lol:

Can't wait for more!
 
I think Horatio will spend the latter part of his life in a Mental Instititution.
Over my dead body! *runs off into the sunset with Horatio*

Horatio: No. *opens brochure* We can go see "Between the Flags: 100 Years of Surf Lifesaving"! Isn't this exciting?

Everyone: ...
I know someone like that. And she's in Paris right now, cuz' of all the history and architeture down there.

Horatio: That's handicapped parking.

Anni: We are handicapped. Mentally.
Hey, i am too. REALLY! IT'S CALLED ANGER MANEGMENT! :lol:

Calleigh: How about that one? It's near the fence.

Horatio: Too much shade.
What the...too MUCH shade?

Horatio: This museum has the world's largest collection of Aboriginal bark paintings, with more than 1,600 works by numerous artists. *sigh* I'm home.

JC: ...Yay...Bark.
:lol: :lol: I liked when H said "*sigh* I'm home." That was good. JC's part was funny too! :lol:

Horatio: I thought you would all appreciate the experience of seeing the history of another culture. To find out what it's like for people thousands of miles away to live on a giant island away from everyone else. To see how they thrive in their daily lives by taking a look at ways they used to live a long time ago. I guess I was completely mistaken. I try to do something educational for all of you, and I get complaints and whiners and a bunch of sorry pathetic people who are only interested in getting themselves killed and drinking until they puke their guts out! Well I've had it! This is the one thing I wanted to do! This is something I'M interested in! Maybe once in a while, there's something that I want to see! Something that I want to get excited about! But NO! I CAN'T WITH A BUNCH OF IRRITATING LITTLE BACKPACKERS WHO DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT BACKPACKING BECAUSE THEY'RE SO USED TO A GIANT MOTORHOME THAT I KEEP PAYING FOR! I AM NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY! ALL I ASK FOR IS THAT WE SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AND LEARN A FEW THINGS SO WE'RE NOT WASTING OUR TIME BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOMEONE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! *puts on shades, walks away*

Everyone: ...

Anni: So who's hungry?
Aww Horatio, poor baby. *hugs* *runs off into sunset with Horatio* :lol:

Anni, that was just mean. (And quite predictable)

Maybe it's because you're Canadian. Cold things are fun.
Damn right Geni! Canadians are the best! Whoo hoo! *throws beaver at the US* [pause] Like i said, handicapped.

Calleigh: Well you're probably not getting married either.

Anni: *frowns* Why?

Calleigh: He's at the lab by himself with Katie.

Anni: ...

Everyone: Oooh.
Ooo....good one Cal! :lol:

Anni: He wouldn't cheat on me...Would he?

Calleigh: He would.

Anni: No he wouldn't.

Calleigh: Yes he would.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Yes!

Anni: NO!

Calleigh: I'll bet you 500 dollars.

Anni: Deal! Get ready to pay up, biatch.

Calleigh: *narrows* It's on.

I'm with Calleigh.

Horatio: *walks in, wearing shades, the sun beating behind him*

Anni: THEY'RE HERE! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME! *throwing spoons*

Horatio: Whoa, whoa what's going on?

Anni: Oh you know very well what's going on. *runs over* The aliens have taken his skin, we have to stop them! *ripping Horatio's hair*

Horatio: AH! AH! AH!

Anni: Show your true form!

Horatio: AH! NOT THE HAIR!

Anni: Oh yes the hair! It's the only weekness of the aliens!

JC: What species is he?

Anni: He's part of a special group of aliens called the Cainedrodes. He's a MANDROID! RUN!

JC: *screaming*

Colton: OW! Anni, get off my foot!

Anni: THE END IS NEAR! SOMEONE GET ME MY INTERGALACTIC ROAD TRIP SUIT SO I CAN KICK SOME COSMIC ASS!

.....the heck?

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? PULLING OUT HIS HAIR??? *wrestles Anni to the ground*

Missy: *jumps out of pool* No way I'm goin' back in there. *runs away*

Anni: SAVE ME JESUS!

Horatio appears in the middle of the pool wearing a flotation device in the shape of a duck

Horatio: *looks down* ...How did I get here?
:lol: :lol: *laughs ass off* OMGosh Geni! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! More! More! :lol: :lol:

5. H still believing hes God!!!and not telling anyone he's invented a teleporter-Or that he is a Golden Girls fan....too funny!

Well he's not God, but i bet he's Jesus's son or an angel. Heh, God is his Grandpa. :lol: I can imagine it. Horatio sitting on Jesus's lap and Jesus sitting on God's lap. :lol:

Woman: Oh we never get action around here. *grabs speaker* Attention staff, there's a cop running after our very own employee Celeste Beaumont. Feast your eyes my pretties because the cop sure can run.

.....the heck? :lol: Seriously, that was really....awkward. *blink blink*

And anyways, how many times does H have to say this? They're not cops, they're CSI's! The way better, smarter, hotter hybred!

Celeste: I have a criminal record back in LA. I thought that's why you were here.

Speed: It's not.

Celeste: And...You believe me?

Speed: If you're lying, I'll come back and arrest you.

Celeste: Sounds like a deal to me.
Speed should be a judge or something. He's so fair. (But if you get on the wrong side of him, your screwed. That's the cop side of him.)

GREAT stuff Geni! Please update soon!

(I'm still laughing my ass off at the Horatio in the pool as Jesus thing. :lol: )
 
Oh my word.....I'm realising how naive I am....or maybe I am just too much in love with Speedle :( oh dear!!! NO ONE THINKS Speed will be faithful.... :( :(

:lol: loved the scrubs nurse making her appearence
Woman: *lifts finger* Nu uh.
was just the greatest mental image of the Speed standing over the black nurse from scrubs.... :lol: thats gonna keep me chuckling for a few hours :lol: :lol:

Update soon Geni
 
Oh my word.....I'm realising how naive I am....or maybe I am just too much in love with Speedle oh dear!!! NO ONE THINKS Speed will be faithful....
Well... I don't know how much of the Road Trip you've read, but in this fic, his record isn't exactly the best...
 
Well....unfortunetly due to circumstances i had to leave when it was like the first road trip :( so no not read much...oh :( :( :( man so i am just naive :(
 
Still_RIP_Speed said:
:lol: loved the scrubs nurse making her appearence
Woman: *lifts finger* Nu uh.
was just the greatest mental image of the Speed standing over the black nurse from scrubs.... :lol: thats gonna keep me chuckling for a few hours :lol: :lol:

Update soon Geni

Ooohhhh! Her! I don't watch scrubs that much, but i know who your talking about. Yeah now i get it. :p
 
Still_RIP_Speed said
Well....unfortunetly due to circumstances i had to leave when it was like the first road trip so no not read much...oh man so i am just naive

It's no problem, besides there are many references to it in the RT anyway so you won't even have to go back and search. Well, unless you really wanted to. :eek:

But as Megan said, he'd turned into quite the little man whore. --This was through six RTs. :lol:

Yikes.

Oh and by the way, y'alls reviews make me laugh so much. It's so wonderful to come home to so much of everyone's thoughts. :) Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Hee.

Waiting For The Best

Hummerhome

Calleigh: So where are we off to?

Horatio: I don't know, why don't you pick? You guys ALWAYS pick.

JC: Oh come on, stop being such a sourpuss.

Horatio: No.

Missy: So you're going to ruin the entire road trip because you're mad?

Horatio: I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.

Missy: Alright, mad, disappointed whatever you are, just stop it so we can have some fun.

Horatio: *shakes head* No one understands. Maybe we should just go back to Miami.

Everyone: NO!

Horatio: Fine.

Anni: Anyone know what happened to Eric and Jess?

Calleigh: Well with Eric's sense of direction, they probably got lost.

Anni: I think with Jess' sense of direction, they'd get lost.

Missy: I'd say both.

Colton: Wouldn't happen if I was there.

Missy: Oh shut up already about her. We know you love her.

Colton: No way. I was just saying, th-

Calleigh: It's okay Colton, we understand.

Colton: *frowns* Horatio, they don't understand men.

Horatio: I know. It's a terrifying thought.

Colton: Pfft, women.

Calleigh: Hey.

Missy: Yeah! There are more of us than of you.

Anni: We could kick some butt. Okay, at five pm, I challenge you to a duel!

Horatio: No. No more duels in the Hummerhome.

Anni: But I had a glove and everything. I wanted to slap someone.

Colton: Slap yourself.

Anni: *pinches Colton* Shut up.

Colton: OW! *rubs arm*

JC: Man we are so dysfunctional.

Horatio: Sometimes I wonder why I ever considered a road trip.

Calleigh: Because it's fun.

Horatio: So is checkers but you don't see me spending years on it.

Calleigh: *smiles* I didn't know you liked checkers.

Horatio: I like pizza too.

Missy: Oh oh! I have a game we can play. It's called "Let's figure out what Horatio likes". I'll start. Okay, you like...Fish.

Horatio: I am one with the sea.

JC: He likes brunettes.

Horatio: ...I don't think we should be talking about that.

JC: But it's true.

Horatio: I like cars.

Calleigh: And you like...Terrified little children who need saving.

Horatio: ...That makes me sound like a creep.

Missy: Well whatever you are, we love you.

JC: Yeah and you're our favorite.

Horatio: I am?

Calleigh: Wait...I thought I was everyone's favorite.

Anni: I thought Speed was everyone's favorite.

Colton: I thought Eric was.

Megan: We have one screwed up collective...Thing going on.

Missy: That's all you could come up with?

Megan: Hey I'm new. I'm allowed to look dense.

Miami, Lab

Carly: *looking down at folder*

Katie: *walks in* Just got back from Alexx. She found marks on the sides of Ramone's face.

Carly: What kind of marks?

Katie: Indents from something dull. Like the objects had been worn down.

Carly: Well I've been looking at photos of the crime scene, and then I got to thinking that we should take a closer look at the shower curtain.

Katie: For what?

Carly: *spreads shower curtain across table*

Katie: *grabs labcoat*

Carly: Cut the lights, let's see if we can find anything.

Katie: *turns off lights*

Carly: *places on goggles*

Katie: *hands over UV light*

Carly: *clicks on UV light*

Katie: *places hands in pockets*

Carly: Hey, I found something.

Katie: What?

Carly: That. Right there, looks like some kind of trace.

Katie: How did you miss it before?

Carly: *stares blankly* I didn't miss anything.

Katie: Alright.

Carly: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *smirks* Carry on miss CSI.

Carly: *grabs tweezers*

Katie: Looks like tile paint maybe?

Carly: Well whatever it is, it glows under UV light.

Katie: I'll take it to Trace.

Carly: Don't bother, I'll do it myself.

Katie: ...You will? Where's Speed?

Carly: I've been calling him for three hours.

Katie: Did you leave him a message?

Carly: It's Speed, he doesn't check his messages.

Katie: *tilts head*

Carly: I'll kill him when he gets back.

Katie: Well don't look now but here he comes.

Speed: *runs in* Sorry I'm late.

Katie: Better late than never, Speedle.

Speed: Funny.

Carly: Where the hell were you?

Speed: The senior care centre.

Carly: All day?

Speed: ...I had to escort someone home.

Carly: Um, call PD.

Speed: She was a suspect.

Carly: Was? She isn't anymore?

Speed: She has an alibi. Her dad just had heart surgery and he's not doing so well so she's been taking care of him.

Carly: So why was she a suspect?

Speed: Turns out she has a few warrants in other states.

Carly: And you didn't bring her in?

Speed: I let her go.

Carly: *takes off goggles, turns on lights* Okay, Tim, you can't just let criminals loose because they have a sad story.

Speed: That's not why I did it. We're concerned with this case. What happened in other jurisdictions is none of our business.

Carly: If it helps lead us to the murderer, it is.

Speed: She didn't murder anyone.

Carly: How do you know? You have any evidence?

Speed: No. I went with my gut.

Carly: Your gut won't be admissible in a court of law. Arrest her, and bring her in.

Speed: No offense but you aren't in charge here.

Carly: Tim you're off the case.

Speed: What the hell for?

Carly: You're emotionally involved.

Speed: Funny, a few days ago you were saying I didn't have emotions.

Carly: Well it's clear you do.

Speed: I can work this case.

Carly: No, you can't.

Speed: Alright, so what do you suggest I do? Go home? I'm a lot more useful here.

Carly: Go home, get some rest, and come back to work tomorrow.

Speed: *frowns* I bet that logic comforts you.

Carly: It'll give you some time to cool down.

Speed: I was doing my job just fine.

Carly: Really.

Speed: Yeah. I have three suspects that the PD's bringing in right now, I have information on the victim and information on the senior care centre. I personally checked out one woman's alibi because she has a record in another state. She checks out. I'm sorry it wasn't fast enough for you, but traffic's a bitch. You want my odometer specs? Security footage from the senior place? Statement from the reception desk?

Carly: *stares at Speed*

Speed: You want to polygraph me? Have me swear on the bible?

Carly: No.

Speed: *looks at Katie* And what? You have nothing to say? You haven't shut up since I met you and now you've turned into a mute.

Katie: *looks at Carly*

Carly: Speed, I think you should leave.

Katie: *looks down at table*

Speed: ....Yeah. Look, I'm...I'm sorry.

Carly: Go home.

Speed: *nods* I'll see you later. Katie?

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: I apologize.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: *leaves*

Carly: Whew.

Katie: What's his problem?

Carly: He says he's fine.

Katie: He always says that.

Venezuela

Jess: I've been observing their shifts for the past couple of days. Vargas leaves for about six hours, and then Caesar takes over.

Delko: Have you spoken to the other women?

Jess: Yeah. They're pretty freaked out. Some of them think they won't make it. I keep telling them that there's help coming.

Delko: Good.

Jess: ...There is help coming, right?

Delko: It doesn't look like it.

Jess: So we're stuck here.

Delko: They haven't killed us yet, so there's a reason we're still alive. I think they need us.

Jess: For what?

Delko: I don't know.

Jess: Oh, brilliant.

Delko: There might be a way to communicate with someone outside of here.

Jess: How?

Delko: *looks around*

Jess: *sigh*

Delko: The stairs.

Jess: ...Oh thank God stairs. Now we got 'em.

Delko: I saw Vargas go up there yesterday, he used a phone.

Jess: A phone?

Delko: Well it was a satellite phone.

Jess: I doubt it's still up there.

Delko: We could find out.

Jess: Um no. We could get killed.

Delko: Relax, no one will even know we're gone.

Jess: Except when they realize we're missing!

Delko: Shh, we can get up there. Come on.

Jess: If we get shot, it's your fault.

Top of stairs

Delko: *looks over railing* Okay, I think we're in the clear.

Jess: *trips over beam* AH!

Delko: ...Way to go.

Jess: Sorry.

Delko: *looks around* It's dark.

Jess: Yeah that usually happens when the Earth faces the other direction for 6 hours.

Delko: I don't see the phone anywhere.

Jess: Maybe he just had it with him.

Delko: Why would he go up here then?

Jess: I don't know, because he's a lunatic?

Caear: HEY! *running over*

Delko: Time to leave. *grabs Jess*

Jess: *runs*

Caesar: *shoots gun*

Jess: *screams*

Delko: Keep moving!

Jess: Where!

Delko: *opens window* Get up there.

Jess: Are you insane?

Delko: Go or I'll push you.

Jess: Geez, I'm going.

Gunshots zing by

Jess: *climbing up*

Delko: *climbs*

Jess: What if I fall? What if I fall?

Delko: You won't. Trust me.

Jess: I would if you were the first one to climb up through here and g-

Delko: MOVE! *pushes Jess*

Jess: *screams, falls*

Delko: *jumps*

Jess: OOF!

Delko: Are you okay?

Jess: Yeah.

Delko: *grabs Jess' hand* Okay, run and don't stop.

Jess: Easier said than done, I'm running for two.

Delko: You'll be running for zero if you don't start moving your legs. Let's go.

Jess: Alright fine.

Few hundred meters away

Jess: *leans against tree* Do you think he followed us?

Delko: I don't think so. There's probably a reason for that.

Jess: Which is?

Delko: Half the things in the jungle will kill you.

Jess: Comforting. They should put that in the brochure next time.

Delko: *looks around* I don't see any cities or paths.

Jess: So we're in the middle of nowhere...Great. I can see the banner on our next Hummerhome. "Road trip! Into Oblivion"

Delko: We had banners on the Hummerhome?

Jess: No but I should make some. That's a really neat idea.

Delko: Right now we have to find some people.

Jess: How?

Delko: Where there's water, there's probably a small village. We should find the river.

Jess: Um...How many rivers do you think are in Venezuela?

Delko: Hundreds.

Jess: Ah, well at least we're not completely doomed.

Delko: Actually the water here isn't even safe to drink, so we have to move further up into the mountains where the fresh water is. That means hiking.

Jess: ...No one said anything about climbing a mountain.

Delko: We have to.

Jess: Have fun.

Delko: We, as in BOTH of us.

Jess: I'll just sit on this rock. Adios.

Delko: You'll be eaten alive by bugs if you stay here.

Jess: *jumps up* What are you waiting for? Let's get hiking.

TBC...............
 
Awwww poor Colton and Horatio, the only two men on that big bus of women, hahaha we rule Bessie! Hahahaha, poor Colton man, the girls like, feast on him when they get bored, it's awesome. Colton is like, the Anti-RTwomen. He only likes Calleigh and RT Jessie. And it makes me wonder if Colton still things he's in love with me or not.........and what's the status between him and Calleigh?

Man, Speed really has changed, all apologising to Katie and that, it's cute! Someone needs to help him though, he's obviously not himself, and it's becuase of Lori. Poor man, he's got no kids left, and if Eric and I don't make it out of there, he's not going to have a god child either lol.

Speaking of RT Eric and Jessie, omgee! They espcaped! How amazing is that, I mean, if all goes well, maybe we'll be the heroes! WOOT and HORTATIO can't steal our thunder because he's half way across the country. HAHA Jesus shall be no more! Okay, so he will always be around, but all the girls in the RT are pissing him off, so he's not so Godly right now so..........yeah, I forget my point lol

Anyway, this is the paragraph that always turns out the shortest because it's like, supposed to be just one word but I always try to drag it out because you are the most amazing writer on the planet, and everyone in the world should know that and "great job, good update" just doesn't seem enough, nothing is enough because Geni is the best writer in the world and no one shall challenge that.........NO ONE I TELL YOU :D Update soon hun
 
*hugs Katie* of course I wuv you. :) RT Colton...that's in Geni's hands. I feel like I've sold my soul to the devil. Except the devil is an awesome RT Writer. :lol:

Update soon. :D
 
The status of Calleigh and Colton's relationship is currently pending. :p

And thank you for the nice compliments. :D Even though there are far better authors here at TalkCSI who should be commended for their hard work and excellent writing. :)

What You Can't Escape

Venezuela

Jess: *scratches arm* I've been attacked by more bugs than I've ever seen in my entire life. You said I wouldn't get bit as much if I walked.

Delko: No, I said you'd be eaten alive if you stayed.

Jess: Well I'm being eaten. Are you happy?

Delko: Be glad you aren't being chased by lunatic chromosone modifying race haters.

Jess: ...Never really thought about that.

Delko: Yeah.

Jess: So...If we don't get out of th-

Delko: We'll get out of here.

Jess: You seem sure about that.

Delko: We've made it through a lot. There's no reason we should give up now.

Jess: *smiles* Well look at you, all full of morals and hope. It's cute, and very different.

Delko: I'm not always a retard you know.

Jess: I know. I didn't fall in love with you because you were a retard.

Delko: Why did you fall in love with me?

Jess: You're sweet and caring.

Delko: That's it? I've gotten a free drink over less.

Jess: Oh really. *giggles* Who bought you the drink?

Delko: Horatio.

Jess: ...

Delko: He offered.

Jess: Ah I see how it is. You cheat on me with Horatio because he offers free alcohol.

Delko: *laughs* Yeah I don't think so.

Jess: *laughs*

Delko: *grabs Jess' hand* I love you.

Jess: I love you too.

Delko: *smiles*

Hummerhome

Anni: *crawling on floor*

Megan: What are you doing?

Anni: I'm looking for my contact lens.

Megan: You don't wear contacts.

Anni: ...I don't?

Megan: No.

Anni: Then why am I looking for contacts?

Colton: You're crazy. Go to sleep.

Anni: Why are we in the living room?

Colton: Because you didn't want to be alone. Remember complaining?

Anni: I can't help that I'm scared of the dark sometimes.

Colton: Stop being such a baby.

Anni: I am not a baby. I don't cry. I don't suck on a soother, and I don't crawl around on the carpet.

Megan: Actually you just did that.

Anni: Okay so I might have done that once or twice, but I'm far beyond the brain capacity of a child. Wow that sounded smarter than I was aiming for.

Colton: Yeah you seemed a little confused at the end of your sentence.

Calleigh: Let's have some fun.

Colton: What kind of fun?

Calleigh: Ew, not that kind of fun. *throws pillow at Colton*

Colton: Ow. *rubs nose*

Anni: *sits up* OH! I HAVE AN IDEA! Okay truth or dare.

Colton: Are you asking me?

Anni: Yeah.

Colton: ...I don't want to play.

Calleigh: *smiles* Oh I wouldn't mind.

Anni: Okay, truth or dare?

Calleigh: Um....Dare.

Anni: Go eat garbage.

Calleigh: *lifts brow* I will not eat garbage.

Anni: You have to do the dare.

Calleigh: And if I don't?

Anni: You'll have to eat garbage.

Calleigh: That's the same as the dare.

Anni: Exactly. *taps head* I'm a thinker.

Calleigh: Pick someone else.

Anni: Okay, Megan. Truth or dare.

Megan: ...Truth.

Anni: Do you want to eat garbage?

Megan: What does that have to do with anything?

Anni: Answer truthfully now. Don't get stingy.

Megan: No I don't want to eat garbage.

Anni: Okay JC. Truth or dare.

JC: Why are you in charge of it?

Anni: Because I said so.

JC: I want to give a challenge.

Anni: No.

JC: *slaps Anni* You're not in charge.

Calleigh: Guys, play nice.

JC: Calleigh, you're a CSI. You should be in charge.

Calleigh: *claps* Oh this will be fun! Okay JC, truth or dare.

JC: Dare.

Calleigh: I dare you to....Run around the Hummerhome four times.

JC: OKAY! *leaves*

Calleigh: That was fun.

Anni: Pfft, amateur.

Calleigh: Okay Anni, truth or dare?

Anni: *sigh* Will it be lame?

Calleigh: I'll try not to make it lame just for you.

Anni: I pick truth.

Calleigh: Okay. Would you rather...Shave Speed's face, or shave Speed's head?

Anni: His face. His face. I'm shaving his face. THE FACE.

Calleigh: ...

Anni: *clears throat* Who's turn is it?

Calleigh: Colton, truth or dare?

Colton: Dare.

Calleigh: Okay I dare you to...Hug Anni.

Colton: ...No.

Anni: No.

Calleigh: Come on, it'll promote friendship and get rid of all this hostility.

Anni: Is this your idea of fun? Because you suck.

Calleigh: Just do it. It's the rules.

Anni: Um you challenged Colton, not me.

Colton: *hugs Anni*

Anni: *screams* COOTIES!

Colton: Oh suck it up. *lets go*

Anni: Ew. Boys. *wipes arms*

Colton: You'd better watch out because you're getting married to one.

Anni: He's not a boy. He's a man. There's a difference.

Colton: Since when?

Anni: Since boys have cooties.

Colton: You're such a girl.

Anni: Thank you.

Calleigh: Okay Missy, truth or dare?

Missy: Truth.

Calleigh: Hmm....Where would you rather sleep? In a freezer, or in an oven?

Missy: Well the oven is warmer, and we're warm blooded creatures, but the freezer is a quicker death so...Freezer.

Calleigh: Okay Megan, truth or dare?

Megan: Dare.

JC: *runs in* OH MAN that sure got the blood pumping. Especially since I fell down FOUR times.

Megan: Um, I'm doing a dare here.

JC: Oh sorry.

Calleigh: Megan, I dare you to glue Horatio's shades to his face.

Megan: Oh I like that one. Who here has super glue?

Anni: *hands over glue* I have some in my pocket for situations such as these.

Megan: Sweet! *runs into Horatio's room*

Calleigh: I like this game. How come we don't play it at lab Christmas parties?

Anni: Someone would probably get murdered.

Miami Lab, Next morning, Trace Lab

Speed: *looking through microscope*

Katie: *walks in* Hey.

Speed: *continues observing evidence*

Katie: You sure got in early.

Speed: Yeah. *starts paperwork*

Katie: How'd you sleep last night?

Speed: Fine.

Katie: ...You're able to sleep alone in an empty apartment?

Speed: You make it sound a little more depressing than it actually is.

Katie: ...Is it quiet?

Speed: *writing things down*

Katie: ...So...What do you do when you get home?

Speed: I eat, watch tv, and then go to sleep.

Katie: That's it? Nothing else?

Speed: What else would I do?

Katie: ...I don't know...Go out and have some fun?

Speed: I hate clubs.

Katie: It couldn't hurt.

Speed: *writing*

Katie: ...

Speed: What.

Katie: I'm just worried about you.

Speed: *angry sigh* You don't have to be worried about me. I'm fine.

Katie: You sure?

Speed: Yes, I'm sure.

Katie: You can stay with me, Carly and Josh you know. You don't have to be alone at a time like this.

Speed: What are you talking about?

Katie: Well Lori only died just recently, an-

Speed: I don't need to stay with Josh and Carly.

Katie: Then I'll stay with you.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: It'll only be for a few nights. Besides, I think Carly's tired of me doing all of her cooking.

Speed: You can't stay at my place.

Katie: Why?

Speed: Because you can't.

Katie: *sits down* You can tell me anything, you know that.

Printer beeps

Speed: *stands, walks to printer*

Katie: *sigh*

Speed: *grabs paper*

Katie: What is it?

Speed: Acrylic.

Katie: What like, nail polish?

Speed: ...You guys found this on the curtain?

Katie: Yeah. We think it was the murder weapon.

Speed: I think I might know who did this.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Interrogation room

Woman, (Betty) with curlers in her hair, long red fake fingernails and the mole on her nose, sitting in chair.

Katie: *sits in chair* Okay Betty, do you know why you're here?

Betty: Ah come on, I've got a roast to cook tonight. I don't have time for this.

Katie: I understand that, but we need to ask you some questions.

Betty: If it'll help.

Katie: *places pictures on table* This is a photograph of the shower curtain we collected from Ramone Martinguez' bathroom.

Betty: Yeah and?

Speed: It's the murder weapon.

Betty: Good. Go catch the killer. *grabs cigarettes* You mind if I light this?

Speed: Actually we do. Put that out please.

Betty: *angry sigh* Fine. *puts cigarette on table*

Speed: Now, you worked for Ramone Martinguez for three years.

Betty: Yeah right after he retired. I filed his paperwork, cleaned his house, bathed him, and cooked for him.

Katie: Sounds like a difficult job.

Betty: I already had a husband at home who expected half of that. Yes, it was difficult.

Speed: *looks down at folder* Says here he fired you. Why?

Betty: *shrugs* I might have thrown a drink in his face.

Katie: Might have?

Betty: The guy was a stiff! He never paid his staff, and he certainly didn't appreciate anyone. Especially me.

Katie: Acrylic paint from fingernails slopped off onto the curtain when he was being smothered in his bathroom. You wear fake nails.

Betty: So? A lot of people do.

Katie: Could you place your hands on the table please? Palms down.

Betty: *rolls eyes* Why?

Katie: Because I asked you to.

Betty: I spent my entire life serving a bunch of old rich guys, and I get no respect for it. My husband told me I'd never amount to anything but a secretary. Can you believe that? Darling have you ever been married?

Katie: Yes ma'am.

Betty: I'm assuming you aren't married anymore. No ring on your finger. Divorced?

Katie: *opens kit*

Betty: Men never change. You were lucky. I'm stuck with my husband, and I was stuck with all the other old rich stiffs that I had to wait on hand and foot. Had to make a living somehow y'know? Well, I did everything I could to change those men, and I'm still left nothing.

Katie: *leans closer* Some men change. But you can't force them, and you don't have the right to kill them. *clicks on UV light*

Betty: *looks down at hands*

Nails are seen glowing

Katie: It looks like you made your choice.

Betty: He was a disrespectful and cruel man who never appreciated the women who worked for him. He got what he deserved.

Katie: Well, looks like you'll be getting what you deserve too. About 80 years in a 6 by 9 cell.

Patrol cop walks in

Betty: *shakes head* I hope your husband was worth it.

Patrol cop: Stand up ma'am.

Betty: *stands, leaves*

Katie: *closes folder*

Speed: Revenge. One of the oldest crimes.

Katie: *stands* Yeah.

Speed: You need any help with that?

Katie: No, I have it. *walks over to door*

Speed: So was I worth it?

Katie: *looks back at Speed*

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: *smiles, leaves*

Speed: *lifts brow*

TBC.............
 
Awww...I hugged Anni. And she accused me of having cooties. :( At least Calleigh gave me a pillow. :lol:

Update soon. :D

P.S. Betty makes me laugh. :lol:

P.S.S. I always have to end with this, so...Update sooner than soon. :D :lol:
 
OH! I knew there was something off about that receptionist *nods head* Waaay too much crime shows :lol:

Ooooooo, Whats gonna happen with Katie and Speed?...I see an affair in the making ;) Though maybe he really has changed...but thats what he said the last few times...and then Calleigh ended up pregnant...twice. Oh Speedy *tsk tsk tsk*

:lol: Seriously, the Hummerhome seems to lower everyones IQ until they have the mentality of a child. I mean, look at Colton and Anni and JC and Missy and Megan and Calleigh *looks at everyone, shakes head* Though I guess truth or dare is more of a teenage thing...and I don't know which is worse :lol:

please update soon!
 
:lol: Poor Colton. You don't have cooties! :eek: *huggles*

All At Sea

Hummerhome

Horatio: Okay team, we're going to be taking a boat back to Miami.

Colton: That's going to take a year.

Horatio: Maybe a couple of weeks.

Colton: Too long. Let's take a plane.

Anni: I thought you didn't want to go back.

Colton: I happen to like Miami.

Anni: You don't like being stranded out in the middle of the ocean?

Colton: Not really.

Megan: I think it'll be fun. I haven't stretched my sea legs in a while.

Missy: YOU HAVE SEA LEGS?! MUTANT! *crawls under table*

Megan: It's...An expression.

Calleigh: I love the ocean. It's always so blue.

Horatio: Well actually, water is clear. It's the reflection against the sky that makes it seem blue.

Calleigh: *frowns* I like the ocean. It's BLUE.

Horatio: Okay, I won't argue then.

Calleigh: You already did.

Horatio: I'm finished.

Calleigh: Oh you bet you are.

Horatio: Are you off your meds or something?

Calleigh: What? I'm not on meds.

Horatio: Exactly.

Calleigh: ...What just happened?

Missy: The mutants are taking over! CALL PICARD!

Colton: ...I think she's off her meds.

Miami, 7pm

Locker room

Carly: *walks in*

Speed: *opens locker*

Carly: Hey.

Speed: *looks at Carly*

Carly: You did well yesterday. You were right.

Speed: It's not about who's right. It's about finding the truth.

Carly: I'm sorry I doubted you.

Speed: It's okay.

Carly: So where are you off to now?

Speed: My apartment.

Carly: Josh, Katie and I are planning on going to a movie. Would you like to join us?

Speed: *shakes head*

Carly: ...How about coming over to visit Cait? I know, it sounds pathetic but babysitters are expensive.

Speed: I hate kids.

Carly: ...It's okay then. We'll find someone.

Speed: *nods*

Carly: Um...If you ever want to stay at our place...

Speed: No. *closes locker*

Carly: Look, I understand why you want to work and stay professional. You'll keep your mind off of everything. It's easier. But it won't allow you to heal.

Speed: *lowers head* I don't need your help. I don't need anyone's help.

Carly: *sniffs*

Speed: *looks at Carly* Why are you crying?

Carly: It's just...*wipes eyes* It's hard...Seeing you like this. I mean, you've never...Um....*laughs* It's stupid. *sniffs* I've never seen you so upset...And it hurts.

Speed: Everything's going to be okay.

Carly: *laughs* I feel like I should be the one comforting you.

Speed: *hugs Carly*

Carly: *sigh*

Speed: Don't get upset.

Carly: ...Please tell me you'll be okay.

Speed: I'll be okay.

Carly: *hugs tighter*

Speed: *stares blankly*

Carly: ...I love you Tim.

Speed: *blinks*

Carly: *lets go* You mean a lot to me.

Speed: I'm not going anywhere.

Carly: I know.

Speed: You'd better get home.

Carly: Yeah. You too. I'll see you tomorrow.

Speed: *nods*

TBC..............
 
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