CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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NOT SO GODLY ANYMORE HUH?!?!? lol, oh man, that was too funny with God running around in the background trying to get his shades back from the seagull. That's too funny though, I loved that Geni.

Oh man, Donahinkle? HAHA That cracked me up. I can't believe Donahue was behind it all, and you were so in character! I love how Speed reacted, so funny! Update soon please!
 
Huh...that was an interesting yet hilarious chapter. I'll put 50 bucks down on the bird. lol. Awww Seal...god bless that man's soul. And i've never listened to AC/DC soo..I cant say anything for them. lol.

Donahue! Seriously...Speed shot her. How did that work! If she can come back from the dead I think someone else can *wink wink* lol. Update soon please.
 
That was one fantastically funny chapter to break through the angst. I laughed so hard, I'm crying. Fantastic Update. Update very soon.

*wipes away tears* :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: Donahinkle? Oh man, that was awesome! Poor Speedy, trying to dig to China to get away from her...I don't blame him ;) And yay for Ricky the Racoon! I love Rick, he's such an awesome character :D

HA! Take THAT Horatio! But that bird really should have known better than to take the Sunglasses of Justice...but then again, birds have beaks, and beaks are sharp, so it seems like a pretty even match :lol:

please update soon
 
:lol: *gets out scale* Bird, Horatio. Bird, Horatio. Hm, it's a tought choice on that one. ;)

This Could All Disappear

Club, 9 pm

Delko: *lifts mug* Here's to saving our dignity as cops.

Calleigh: *smiles* Oh I'll drink to that.

Horatio: You guys have fun. I have to get back to the lab.

Speed: You're not going to stay?

Horatio: I have some things to take care of. *leaves*

Delko: Party pooper.

Calleigh: I think I see Colton on that end of the room, I'll be back. *walks away*

Delko: So Jess, glad to have your badge back?

Jess: Yeah I guess.

Delko: You guess? Come on you're back in business so to speak.

Jess: *looks across room*

Across room

Calleigh: Hey.

Colton: Hey.

Calleigh: Why are you sittin' by yourself?

Colton: I guess I needed to be alone.

Calleigh: Then why did you even come along?

Colton: I don't know. I should really get back home.

Calleigh: Oh don't do that. We need you here. You're our main guy. Our hero.

Colton: I don't feel like a hero. I got someone shot.

Calleigh: There was nothing you could have done.

Colton: People keep telling me that. It doesn't help so I don't know why you think it will.

Calleigh: ...I'm sorry.

Colton: Everyone thinks I'm just a criminal anyway.

Calleigh: You're not a criminal.

Colton: I am.

Calleigh: You were. But you aren't anymore.

Colton: *looks at Jess across the room*

Other side of club

Katie: *runs over* Oh my God TIM!

Speed: What.

Katie: I am SO drunk. I took Carly along!

Carly: *smiling*

Speed: Shouldn't she be at home with her daughter?

Carly: Joshie has her. OH MAN I AM SO DRUNK. You know what we haven't done in a while?

Katie: What?

Carly: Stripped.

Katie: I'm kind of self conscious. I don't want to strip.

Carly: Where is Anni when you need her?

Anni: *runs over* Someone call me?

Carly: Are you drink?

Anni: ...You mean drunk?

Carly: Yeah.

Anni: No. I just got here.

Carly: YOU SUCK! Come on Katie, let's go ride that bull.

Katie: I think that's a garbage can.

Carly: You can move it around while I stand on top.

Katie: OKAY! *runs over to garbage can*

Carly: *climbs on top*

Katie: *shakes garbage can*

Carly: OH MY GOD IT'S EATING ME! *falls in garbage can*

Katie: DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU! I need some rope. *looks around*

Carly: HELP!

Katie: Okay! *flaps hair in Carly's face* Grab hold! Rapunzel will save you!

Few feet away

Anni: *drinks beer* So looks like we're the only ones not climbing into things or sitting around depressed.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: Welcome back.

Speed: *looks at Anni* Thanks...

Anni: What, you surprised I'd say that because it doesn't involve the words alcohol or porn?

Speed: A little, yeah.

Anni: *hugs Speed* It's great to see you.

Speed: ...You too.

Anni: Horatio says we're getting back on the road tomorrow.

Speed: Yeah I heard.

Anni: You excited?

Speed: Why?

Anni: *smirks* We haven't all been together in a while.

Speed: You want to tell me something?

Anni: ...Well I've...I've been thinking a lot about us lately.

Speed: Anni, there is no us.

Anni: I know. But before. I mean, was I just some substitute for Katie? Or did you actually feel something for me other than annoyance?

Speed: *stares at Anni*

Anni: Because my feelings are real no matter what you think.

Speed: You told me to go back to Katie.

Anni: Yeah because I could see how miserable you were with me.

Speed: I wasn't miserable with you.

Anni: *looks down at table*

Speed: Hey, Anni, If you hadn't said anything, I'd still be with you. Happily.

Anni: *looks at Speed*

Speed: I mean, you are this beautiful and free-spirited woman and you deserve to have everything you've ever wanted.

Anni: You could have stayed.

Speed: I wanted to.

Anni: ...Why what would you have done if you stayed?

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: *laughs*

Speed: Here have another beer.

Anni: *grabs beer* You and me, that would have been really weird. I mean really WOW but weird.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: *shakes head* Maybe some things are best left unexplored.

Speed: I'll drink to that.

TBC................
 
AWWWWW Speed and Anni are cute, they're like.....they know that they could have had something, but they both are respective of what happened, and I'm glad Anni got some answers, and she made Speed smirk! How cool is that?! Uh oh, tention between Calleigh and Colton, and I guess Eric and I too, And I don't really know what Colton and I are going, but we're staring at each other hahaha. That could create problems.........but we'll just have to see huh? lol Great update Geni, update soon please!
 
Umm...I feel as if I will get smacked for this comparison, but I feel like Speed. With a very beautiful girl, but ruining it by going with another very beautiful girl. :lol: But yes, much tension. not tension I like. :lol: But..awww...Anni and Speed...how cute are they. All respectful, but lusting. :lol:

Update sooner than soon can be. ;)
 
WOO! Drunk us rocks! Riding garbage cans...haha, when I fell in it reminded me of when Katie got that Sandra woman drunk and they thought they fell out of a sinking boat and they needed to be rescued :lol: Ah, good times, good times.

AWWW Speedy and Anni are so cute! Poor Anni though, but hey, at least she got her knees ;) yay for knees! And AWWW Colton and Calleigh and Jess are so cute too! poor Colton, having to decide...I wonder whats going to happen?

and we're going on a road trip! Woohoo! On the road again...

please update soon!
 
BoBoBo

Hummerhome, 10 am

Horatio: Okay team, here we are on the road again.

Speed: Yeehaw.

Horatio: Oh come on Speed, you love it on the road.

Speed: I love sleeping. And you got me out of bed.

Delko: How did he get you out of bed? You live far away from him.

Speed: He broke into my window and dangled keys in my face.

Delko: Aw the poor baby.

Speed: *punches Delko*

Katie: Stop fighting. Geez you're like three years old.

Speed: I am not three. He's three.

Delko: You're three.

Speed: I'm at least five.

Delko: HA!

Speed: Five is still older than three jackass.

Delko: *punches Speed*

Speed: *throws pillow*

Delko: Seriously do you keep those things stock-piled in the closet?

Speed: Yeah.

Delko: Why?

Speed: For ocassions such as this. *whacks Delko*

Delko: OW!

Katie: *grabs Speed by the ear* Tim, stop it.

Speed: OW, ow ow ow ow ow.

Katie: Are you going to stop?

Speed: Yes.

Katie: Okay. *lets go*

Speed: OW. *rubs ear*

Anni: So where are we going?

Horatio: Well first we're going to Canada. Then when we get there, we're going to take a plane to Australia. That way, we'll get the full benefit of the road trip.

Speed: ...Even though half the time we'll be in the air.

Horatio: Exactly.

Speed: That's not a road.

Horatio: It's...Close to a road.

Anni: They should make roads in the sky.

Carly: You mean...Bridges?

Anni: ...Shut up.

Carly: Don't tell me to shut up.

Anni: Um I just did.

Carly: Um well you're going to regret it.

Anni: What are you going to do? Say 'shut up' back to me?

Carly: Yeah. Shut up.

Anni: Oooh I'm so hurt.

Carly: *punches Anni*

Anni: *punches Carly*

Carly: *kicks Anni*

Anni: *pinches Carly*

Katie: *grabs Carly and Anni by the ears* Stop.

Carly/Anni: OW! ow ow ow ow ow.

Katie: Are you going to stop?

Carly: Yes.

Anni: Yes.

Katie: *lets go* I'm like the mother of this Hummerhome.

Speed: ..Does that mean I'm the father?

Katie: No you lost your father privelages when you beat Eric with the pillow.

Speed: Damn.

Katie: It's okay Timmy you still have Lori to boss around.

Speed: I can't boss her around. She's 18.

Delko: And man she's hot too.

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: I mean...Um...I...I didn't mean it that way...Persay...

Speed: Strike one.

Delko: Strikes? I'm getting strikes now? That's not fair. You make more mistakes than me with your stupid drugs and cheating on people.

Speed: Strike two.

Delko: Katie! Help me out!

Katie: I'm not in charge of him.

Delko: Come on. There has to be some sort of rule that he can't use strikes. Because when he does, it hurts.

Horatio: Sorry Eric.

Delko: You're the boss! Fire him!

Speed: From the Hummerhome?

Delko: We can kick you out so you can roll back to Miami.

Speed: Strike three.

Delko: ...

Speed: *smirks*

Delko: NO!

BAM

Delko: *holding face*

Calleigh: Tim that wasn't nice.

Speed: No one said it had to be nice.

Delko: I hope you fall off a cliff.

TBC..............
 
Haha...Everyone's fighting, but Katie and Horatio and Jess and me and...ok. That's a lot more than I thought. :lol:

Update soon.
 
:lol: Well, nothing like a road trip to bring out our inner child...well, except for the 'mature' people ;) yay! Road Trip! yay Australia! hopefully Colton won't try to poison Speed this time :p Just kidding Colton, feel free to poison anyone you like, because at least this time, I won't be the one who has to arrest you...Ok, all kidding aside, yay for the Road Trip!

And oh my, we're going to Canada! I've always wanted to go to Canada...well, at least RT me will get the chance :p

please update soon
 
Haha great updates .... the one with Horatio getting beat up by the seagulls had me laughing so hard ... i had to try and stiffle it so I didn't wake up my mom who was trying to sleep while I am reading the update at eleven at night lol.

Gosh great updates can't wait for more.

PS. love the all of us acting like kids .... well everyone else can't say much for me or missy lol... haha ya being in the air isn't the road but we will be driving once we hit australia lol
 
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