CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Geni, you are amazing. I'm all caught up again. Geez, miss a day or two, and you come back to two pages! So much to comment on, but I've got a short term memory, so I've forgotten most of it :lol:

Ok. Knew having Stetler question me was a bad idea. Man...I wish I had gotten Megan.
If Stetler had been interviewing Calleigh, she would have gotten it a lot worse, so I'm glad Megan was in there.
They like me! They really like me *wipes tears away* Man, I so kick Stetlers butt. But I do love him. Anyway, I'm glad they got it figured out, and nobody went to jail.
Geni, did I mention that you're amazing? Can't wait for more :D
 
:lol: Everyone loves you Megan. :D Yay!

Congrats on 1000 posts calleighspeedle! :)

Everything's So Undefined

Hummerhome, 3 pm, road

Speed: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Speed: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Speed: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Speed: Are we there yet?

Horatio: *frowns* No.

Speed: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Anni: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Delko: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Calleigh: Are we there yet?

Horatio: *glaring* No.

Katie: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

JC: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Missy: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Colton: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Carly: Are we there yet?

Horatio: No.

Jess: Are we there yet?

Horatio: NO.

Few minutes later

Speed: *smirks* Are we there yet?

Horatio: NO! NO WE'RE NOT THERE YET! LOOK OUT THE WINDOW! WE HAVEN'T STOPPED! WE ARE NOT THERE!

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Horatio: What is so funny?

Speed: We were wondering when you were going to crack.

Delko: Man I owe Speed twenty bucks. Thanks a lot H.

Katie: Actually just give me the money.

Delko: Fine. *hands over money*

Katie: ...Eric this is Monopoly money.

Delko: Hey they take it on Ebay.

Katie: Yeah but they take actual commission in American dollars on Ebay.

Delko: ...That's dumb.

Katie: Give me the real money.

Delko: I can't. I only have Monopoly money in my wallet.

Katie: What happened to your real money?

Delko: I don't carry around real money anymore. It's too dangerous.

Speed: Eric, what do you think is more dangerous? A mugger who finds real money and runs off, or a mugger who finds Monopoly money and shoots you?

Delko: ...Hm...*rubs chin* I'd rather both didn't happen.

Speed: *shakes head*

Anni: I'm so excited. We haven't been anywhere in a while.

Jess: I hope Canada doesn't have any fences because I can't afford to get stuck to the fence.

Speed: Look at it this way Wyoming, if you got stuck to a fence in Canada, you'd freeze to it and you wouldn't feel anything.

Jess: *throws pillow*

Speed: Ow.

Carly: This is the first time in a while that I've gotten out of the house since Cait was born.

Jess: And she's so CUTE! She reminds me of little Holly.

Speed/Katie: *look at Jess*

Jess: ....Whoa. I'm sorry.

Katie: It's okay.

Jess: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *winks*

Jess: Oh whew. Okay way to almost give Jessie a heart attack. And stop calling me Wyoming. I hate that.

Delko: Someone stole my peanuts.

Speed: That's...Gross.

Delko: *frowns* No. I had ten peanuts on the table, and someone stole three.

Speed: You mean the three I just saw you stuff into your mouth?

Delko: Yeah.

Speed: *stares blankly*

Delko: OH!

Speed: There you go.

Delko: *counting peanuts* One, two...Three, four...Five, eight.

Speed: Eight?

Delko: I mean six seven.

Speed: You can't count.

Delko: I can count. I just...Forgot.

Speed: Where were you in grade one?

Delko: Being beaten up by YOU when you were in grade four.

Speed: We didn't go to the same school.

Delko: Oh you knew me my friend, you knew me.

Speed: Sure I did.

Delko: SOMEONE STOLE MY PEANUTS!

Carly: I'm really glad you don't shout that often.

Delko: Wow...Me too.

Carly: *opens fridge* Man we have a lot of soda in here.

Jess: Pass me one!

Carly: *throws soda*

Jess: Thanks, make it fizz all over the place.

Carly: Sorry.

Katie: Pass me one too.

Carly: *throws soda*

JC: Get me a pop too.

Carly: Geez, what do you think this is, hooters? *throws soda* Bro, you want one?

Speed: I'm fine.

Carly: *closes fridge*

Delko: ...Anyone find that weird?

Anni: Find what weird?

Delko: She said bro, and he knew she was talking to him.

Speed: Can we stop referring to me as 'he' and 'him'? I have a name.

Delko: You aren't even related.

Speed: We are by marriage.

Delko: Ew.

Speed: Her marriage, Eric.

Delko: I knew that. Stop being such a snot.

Speed: Stop being such a wiseass.

Delko: Shut up.

Carly: HAHA!

Delko: What?

Carly: I'm his sister. I feel proud.

Delko: Would you feel proud if you were my sister?

Carly: ...Not really.

Delko: Hey, why not?

Carly: You're so...Eric.

Delko: What's that supposed to mean?

Jess: Yeah I think he's neat.

Carly: No offense but you're not very...Manly.

Delko: AND HE IS?

Carly: He's more brother material.

Delko: I have three sisters. He has NONE! *raises fist*

Carly: What are you doing?

Delko: I don't know how many fingers to put up for NONE so I'm making a fist.

Speed: Eric, just because you have sisters doesn't make you a good brother. And besides, I had a sister.

Delko: Yeah. HAD.

Speed: *frowns* You think that's something to joke about?

Delko: Yes. Because you're lame.

Speed: I am not lame. She died.

Delko: MY SISTER DIED! STOP STEALING MY LIFE!

Speed: Marisol? She's fine.

Delko: She is not fine she has cancer.

Speed: Is that why you only have Monopoly money in your wallet?

Delko: ....No.

Katie: *lunges across Hummerhome* I HATED THAT STORYLINE!

Delko: AH! *falls onto floor* WHAT STORYLINE!

Katie: ARGH! *rips Delko's shirt*

Delko: I'M NOT DONAHINKLE! RIP OFF HER CLOTHES!

Katie: I CAN'T!

Delko: WHY!

Katie: IT WOULD BE AWKWARD!

Speed: *grabs Katie* Okay sweetheart, calm down.

Katie: Teehee.

Speed: See what you did Eric?

Delko: No.

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: What?

Speed: *lets go of Katie*

Katie: ARGH! *attacks Delko*

Jess: HORATIO!

Horatio: What?

Jess: YOU DID THIS TOO! *throws peanuts*

Horatio: Hey! Don't throw peanuts!

Jess: *throws peanuts* You and your stupid Marisol!

Horatio: What are you talking about! OH MY GOD THERE'S SALT IN MY EYE!

Anni: Yep. We're on the road again.

TBC................
 
Teehee. :D

Build It Up To Watch It Fall

Miami, 4pm, College cafeteria

Lori: *sits down at table*

Claire: Hey I didn't know you went here.

Lori: *looks up* ...Claire. Hi.

Claire: *smiles* So what are you studying?

Lori: Criminology.

Claire: Oh. Ew. *sits down*

Lori: What are you here for?

Claire: You make it sound like prison.

Lori: *laughs*

Claire: I'm going into economics.

Lori: Oh...Fun.

Claire: Oh come on. It's way more fun than...Whatever you're doing again.

Lori: Criminology.

Claire: What does that mean anyway?

Lori: ...Crime. It's the study of crime.

Claire: Why would you want to study being a criminal?

Lori: *shakes head*

Claire: So you staying on the campus?

Lori: No I've got my own place.

Claire: How?

Lori: I've been working since I was 16. I saved up.

Claire: You were working? Wow. Never pictured you ever working.

Lori: You know you're really very funny.

Claire: *laughs* ....OH MY GOD!

Lori: What? What?

Claire: Hot guy, 2 o'clock.

Lori: ...I'm not seeing this. My 2 o'clock or yours?

Claire: Who cares you can spot him a mile away!

Lori: *turns around* He's not that good looking.

Claire: Are you kidding me? Come on. Look harder.

Lori: You want me to rub my eyeballs in his face? He's not that good looking.

Guy: Excuse me? You talking to me?

Lori: No.

Claire: She was so. *starts giggling*

Lori: I wasn't talking to you.

Claire: Oh come on, I told you to look at the hot guy, you did, you said he wasn't hot and here we are. *smiles* By the way, what's your name?

Guy: Logan.

Claire: Well hellooooo Logan.

Logan: *frowns*

Claire: Geez, sorry. So are you new here?

Logan: Yeah and I'm guessing you are too.

Claire: How?

Logan: You're sitting in the cafeteria.

Claire: So?

Logan: Only new people sit in the cafeteria.

Claire: ...*looks down at table*

Lori: So then why are you in the cafeteria?

Logan: What?

Lori: I said why are you here. Are you deaf?

Logan: I was walking across to get to the other side of the building. It's faster this way.

Lori: So you insult people on your way huh. Must be a man thing.

Logan: And who might you be?

Lori: I'm Lori.

Logan: Well Lori why don't you mind your own business.

Lori: You came in here, and my friend asked you a question and you insulted her. I have every right to be in your damn business.

Logan: Oh she's fiesty.

Lori: I'm a lot more than that you jackass. *stands*

Claire: Lori, Lori sit down.

Lori: *frowning*

Logan: I'll see you ladies later. *walks away*

Lori: *sits* Where were we?

Claire: I'm sorry I got us into that.

Lori: It's okay. Besides, he's a jerk.

Claire: Why are all the pretty ones jerks?

Lori: They aren't. He's not pretty.

Claire: *laughs*

Criminology class, 5 pm

Claire: Can I sit in with you? I don't want to go to my class.

Lori: You have to go to your class.

Claire: Yeah but people will see me.

Lori: So?

Claire: I look too young to be in economics.

Lori: ...How did you even get into that course?

Claire: It's the only one I could pronounce.

Lori: Figures. Come on, sit down.

Claire: *sits*

Lori: *sits*

Claire: Oh don't look now but Logan's in this class.

Lori: What? Why?

Claire: I think he's taking criminology. Unless he's in economics too and didn't want to go.

Lori: Who cares. He's a jerk.

Claire: I know. But he's so pretty. Can I look?

Lori: He's not pretty.

Claire: But I can still look, right?

Lori: Look all you want.

Claire: Excellent.

Teacher starts talking

Claire: *whispers* Why does this class start at 5 at night?

Lori: Because it wants to.

Claire: Yeah right. I bet it's because people will fall asleep during it anyway so they might as well have it at night.

Lori: *writing notes*

Few feet down

Damien: Hey man, start writing these notes.

Logan: I'll do it later.

Damien: ...You do realize there is a test on this.

Logan: I know. *looking up*

Damien: Your neck broken or something dude?

Logan: No.

Damien: *looks up* ...Haha no way man. I cannot believe you.

Logan: What?

Damien: A girl? Seriously. *laughs* Dude, she's not even in your league.

Logan: What? Why?

Damien: Well for one, she's hot.

Logan: *elbow slips off table* DAMNIT!

Everyone looks at Logan

Teacher: *looks up* Young man, is there something you would like to share?

Logan: No sir. Sorry sir.

Teacher goes back to...Teaching.

Lori: *looks down at Logan*

Logan: *staring at Lori*

Lori: *frowns, goes back to notes*

Logan: *rubs elbow*

Damien: *laughing*

Logan: Shut up. *punches Damien*

Damien: Hey man I'm not the one who has the hots for her.

Logan: I do not have the hots for her.

Damien: It's college. Just bring her to a kegger like everyone else and have your fun with her then.

Logan: A kegger? Are you serious?

Damien: What?

Logan: That is the dumbest thing you've ever said.

Damien: I've said dumber things.

Logan: Well that remains to be seen. I'm going to go talk to her after class.

Damien: Why?

Logan: ...Because I want to.

Damien: *laughs* Like I said, she's not in your league.

Logan: Why are you deciding this for me?

Damien: Because I'm your best friend. I have to watch out for you and make sure you don't screw up.

Logan: You haven't helped me yet.

Damien: I will man, chill.

Logan: *rolls eyes*

One hour later, class leaves

Lori: *walks to locker*

Claire: So what are you doing now?

Lori: I have to study for a while. I'm thinking of going to that giant open thing.

Claire: ...The fountain in the middle of the school?

Lori: Yeah.

Claire: That's where everyone goes.

Lori: Yeah big noises. Lots of fun.

Claire: Oh great, here comes that jerk.

Lori: What does he want?

Claire: Who knows.

Logan: *walks over* Hey I see we're in the same class.

Lori: Mhm. *looking through notebook*

Logan: Look, I just wanted to apologize for before. You know, my being an ass and all.

Lori: I'm not the person you should be apologizing to.

Logan: *looks at Claire*

Claire: *frowning*

Logan: I should have treated you better, I'm sorry.

Claire: Apology accepted.

Logan: So Lori, where are you off to now?

Lori: Uh...Study.

Logan: Need a study partner?

Lori: No I can handle simple words and paper on my own thank you. *walks away*

Logan: *stares at locker* Uh...Okay.

Claire: *laughs* Ass. *walks away*

Logan: *frowns*

Damien: *walks over* I hate to say it but that is exactly what I'm talking about.

Logan: Shut up.

Damien: She rejected you.

Logan: She did not reject me. She's busy.

Damien: Right, studying.

Logan: Yeah.

Damien: That's just a real nice way for women to say 'get lost'.

Logan: Believe me, with her attitude? If she wanted to say 'get lost' she would have actually said it.

Damien: You've known about her for a couple of hours and you think you've got her all figured out.

Logan: No.

Damien: *shakes head* You remember your last girlfriend?

Logan: No.

Damien: Exactly. *walks away*

Logan: *shakes head*

Large area, people walking around, sun beaming through large glass panes

Lori: *sitting near fountain, flips through books*

Logan: *walks in*

Lori: *flips page*

Logan: Aha. *walks over* What are you reading?

Lori: *frowns* The same thing you're supposed to be reading.

Logan: I have two weeks.

Lori: *looks up slowly* ....Good. So use it to study.

Logan: You know, I get the feeling you don't like me.

Lori: What was your first clue?

Logan: The fact that you called me ugly.

Lori: I didn't call you ugly. I said you weren't good looking. There is a difference.

Logan: So I'm not ugly.

Lori: You're annoying.

Logan: Ouch. Tough crowd.

Lori: You're in my light.

Logan: There's light everywhere.

Lori: You're in the light I'm using.

Logan: Sorry I'll move.

Lori: Don't bother. You'd annoy me wherever you stand.

Logan: So if we had met and I was nice to you, would you still treat me like garbage?

Lori: Maybe you should re-think your first impressions.

Logan: So I'll never change your mind.

Lori: You don't need to.

Logan: I'm not a bad guy you know.

Lori: I know. You're just an arrogant one. Don't worry hun, it's not your fault you were born without a few thousand brain cells.

Logan: *sits beside Lori*

Lori: *frowns* What are you doing?

Logan: I'm not leaving.

Lori: Get lost.

Logan: No.

Lori: Look, I already don't want to talk to you so what makes you think I want to sit near you?

Logan: We could study together.

Lori: We can't study unless you were listening in class which you weren't. You were staring at my cleveage the entire time so again, get lost.

Logan: *nods* Alright. Point taken. I'll see you in class tomorrow. *leaves*

Lori: *flips page of book*

TBC................
 
awwww I love Lori, she is such a hard-working student. She'll be a great criminalist when she's done, especially with what she's been through. I'm glad she's being like this though, she needs to work and it shows that she really wants it.

Lori: Don't bother. You'd annoy me wherever you stand.
HA I loved that line! It made me giggle!

Update soon Geni, it's awesome to see Lori working so hard! Specially 'cause I can remember back in the day where she used to watch Blues Clues with me and Carly. *wipes away tear* anyway, update soon please! :D
 
hmmm wonder if this little love with blossom or not lol. Great updates geni can't wait for more and hahahahaha all of us seeing how long it would take for H to crack that was just great.... i like doing that to my dad when i get bored in the truck ... just he has a bad temper lol .... and he cracks easier
 
Awww Lori has a new....guy she doesn't like Teehee. Whatever happend to Ash? I mean I know they broke up but still. I liked him. And awww on the road again. God love it. I love it how you always make fun of the Horatio/Marisol storyline. lol. Keep up the great work, Geni.
 
:D Teehee. New guy she doesn't like. I like that. :lol:

You're In My Head

College parkinglot, next day

Lori: *gets out of Jeep*

Claire: *runs over* You will NOT believe the morning I've had.

Lori: Is this classified as a good morning or a bad morning?

Claire: Bad.

Lori: What happened?

Claire: Nice Jeep.

Lori: You said something bad happened.

Claire: Oh yeah. Well these guys were beating up this other guy, because the guy is gay or something. So anyway, they were beating him up because they're immature.

Lori: ...And?

Claire: Well it made me feel bad.

Lori: Who was beating up this guy?

Claire: I don't know their names. They were on the college football team.

Lori: Did you tell anyone?

Claire: Nope.

Lori: ...Why.

Claire: Oh I like your hair today it's very pretty.

Lori: Pay attention.

Claire: Well I didn't have to say anything because Logan stopped them.

Lori: Did he.

Claire: Yeah. And apparently he was in the building all morning studying which is how he found out what was going on.

Lori: Well good for him.

Claire: ...Lori.

Lori: What?

Claire: He stopped a bunch of guys from beating someone up. He's a hero.

Lori: He's a wannabe cop. Of course he's going to do crap like that just so they'll put a gold star on his resume.

Claire: I don't think that was the reason.

Lori: He's still a jerk. *trips over curb* DAMNIT!

Books fall

Lori: It's times like these I wish I drank coffee.

Logan: *kneels, hands books to Lori*

Lori: *looks at Logan*

Claire: *smiles*

Logan: *stands*

Lori: *stands*

Logan: Here, have my coffee. I haven't had any of it yet.

Lori: *stares at Logan*

Claire: *kicks Lori*

Lori: What? Oh...I...Uh, you don't need to do that.

Logan: *smiles* Yeah I do. *hands coffee to Lori* I'll see you in class. *leaves*

Lori: *staring at coffee*

Claire: OOooooh.

Lori: Your stomach doesn't feel like it's about to flip out and do summersaults around the world does it?

Claire: *lifts brow* No.

Lori: Just me then I guess.

Claire: Aw, that was so cute. I like him.

Lori: He's a jerk. Once a jerk, always a jerk.

Claire: Come on, he gave you his coffee, picked up your books, stopped a football team from killing someone, and actually spent all morning studying. That's not something a jerk would do.

Lori: Yes it is.

Claire: Fine, be that way all you want but I think he was just scared to talk to you before.

Lori: I am not intimidating.

Claire: Uh, yes you are. You give everyone a death glare.

Lori: I do not. My face is always like that.

Claire: That's because you're always mad.

Lori: I am not always mad.

Claire: You're like a time bomb.

Lori: I can be happy.

Claire: When's the last time you even used your southern accent for evil?

Lori: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Claire: Guys like that.

Lori: Good for them.

Claire: Use it on Logan.

Lori: I don't like Logan.

Claire: Pfft come on. I could see you blushing from a mile away.

Lori: You were right beside me.

Claire: Exactly.

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Claire: Just do it. Here. *unbuttons top button on Lori's shirt*

Lori: Uh what are you doing?

Claire: Making you hotter. Can't your jeans get tighter?

Lori: *frowns*

Claire: That is no way to attact the guys.

Lori: I'm not going to turn into some kind of prostitute to amuse you.

Claire: Face it, you like him. Ever since you saw him.

Lori: No.

Claire: Yes.

Lori: No.

Claire: You did. That's the only reason you'd call him ugly.

Lori: I didn't call him ugly.

Claire: HA!

Lori: I didn't call him good looking either.

Claire: Come on. Nice hair, nice eyes, perfect teeth, GREAT tan.

Lori: Maybe you can go after him then.

Claire: LORI!

Lori: What?

Claire: You think he's cute. Come on.

Lori: ...Well...He's not that unfortunate looking.

Claire: *narrows eyes*

Lori: Okay he's hot. So what? It doesn't change that he was a jerk.

Claire: If you say so.

Lori: What?

Claire: This is college Lori. Tease him.

Lori: I'm not going to lower my IQ to get him to notice me. OH WAIT he already notices me.

Claire: That's a good start. Now use that southern charm.

Lori: Southern...What?

Claire: *sigh* Have you learned nothing?

Lori: Obviously not.

Claire: Just BE the southern woman. BE her.

Lori: *lifts brow*

Claire: Don't you know any strong southern women?

Lori: A couple.

Claire: Do what they do.

Lori: The last one that used her 'southern charm' got my dad in bed with her.

Claire: ....Oh. Well see? It works then.

Lori: *glares*

Claire: JUST GO DO IT!

Lori: *angry sigh* Fine. But you have to be there. I'm not doing this alone.

Claire: Deal. I'll come to class with you. Sit with him.

Lori: I swear if this doesn't work I'll shoot you.

Claire: Okay.

Class auditorium, one hour later

Claire: OKAY there is he with Damien. Go talk to him.

Lori: There's too many people.

Claire: *pushes Lori*

Lori: Ah! Fine I'm going.

Few feet away

Lori: *mumbles* Why do I let people tell me what to do- *smiles* Hey boys.

Logan/Damien: *look at Lori*

Lori: *smiling* I was wonderin' if y'all could give me a hand.

Damien: Sure.

Logan: Of course.

Lori: *grinning* Damien, would you mind movin' your books so I can sit with Logan here today?

Damien: *staring at Lori*

Logan: *kicks Damien*

Damien: Sure. Sure, of course. Anything.

Lori: Thanks.

Damien: *walks away*

Lori: *looks down at table*

Logan: I think Damien took the chair too.

Lori: *smiles* Would you mind gettin' me a new one?

Everyone: *hands Lori a chair*

Lori: *looks around*

Logan: *grabs chair* Here.

Lori: Thanks. *sits*

Logan: *sits*

Lori: ...*looking down at table*

Logan: You okay?

Lori: Uh...No.

Logan: Why?

Lori: Because that was the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Logan: *laughs* Well it seems to work.

Lori: What on you, or everyone else?

Logan: You wanted it to work on me?

Lori: Y'know maybe I should have sat somewhere else. *stands*

Logan: *grabs Lori's hand* No, it's okay. Come on.

Lori: *sits*

Logan: You don't need to use some kind of fake charm on me.

Lori: I don't?

Logan: *smiles*

Lori: *smirks*

Logan: Let's start over.

Lori: *stares at Logan*

Logan: You look beautiful today.

Lori: *blushes*

Logan: Don't be so modest.

Lori: People don't usually compliment me.

Logan: Well get used to it. *opens notebook*

Lori: *looks over at Claire*

Claire: *giving thumbs up*

Lori: *frowns*

TBC................
 
:lol: great updates, Geni! It's good to be back on the road again. And yay for going to Canada!
So this Logan person is... interesting... and annoying :p
Can't wait for more!
 
*sighs* The Southern Charm totally works. I mean, it even worked on me when I was how many miles away, with Calleigh. :lol: But how cute. Lori and this new guy. :) Can't wait to see the RT storyline again. :)

Update soon. :)
 
:lol: Colton. :p

Megan I love your take on Logan. :lol:

On The Road Again, Yes We Are

Highway, 8 pm, Hummerhome

Katie: Okay I'm bored.

Carly: We've been on the road all day. Can we PLEASE do something fun?

Delko: Monopoly?

Jess: Anything but Monopoly.

Delko: Oh come on it's fun.

Jess: No it's not. Someone ends up crying.

Delko: No one cries.

Jess: Yeah they do and it's always you.

Delko: I'm a very emotional person.

Jess: No you're not.

Delko: I am so.

Speed: As long as he doesn't run out in his underwear I'm fine.

Katie: Oh God don't let that happen again. We were stuck in a forest forever.

Delko: Um it wasn't forever because here we are.

Colton: Man I remember that.

Katie: Me and Speed weren't even dating.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Katie: What?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: It's something.

Speed: I said nothing.

Katie: What is your problem?

Speed: Uh I don't have a problem.

Katie: You rolled your eyes at me.

Speed: Maybe it's a reflex.

Katie: *frowns* What.

Speed: ...I didn't say anything.

Katie: You've been like this since you got back from Columbia. Argumentative.

Speed: I'm being argumentative? You're the one getting mad at me for something that didn't even happen!

Katie: You're giving me this attitude!

Speed: What attitude!

Delko: Oy, here we go again.

Carly: *sigh* Great.

Katie: God Tim you're such a...

Speed: Such a what?

Katie: You're an ass.

Speed: Well gee the heavens didn't split. You finally got it out.

Katie: What's that supposed to mean?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: You think I don't know how to tell you the truth.

Speed: Obviously not.

Katie: I always tell you the truth.

Speed: Really. How about that guy you brought over to our house?

Katie: That was years ago! And that was a one time thing.

Speed: You still lied.

Katie: Yeah says the guy who cheats on me like ten times a year.

Speed: *frowns* I wouldn't have to if you gave me the time of day.

Katie: *frowns*

Delko: ...

Carly: *whistles*

Colton: ...

Anni: *blank stare*

Katie: You're such a man.

Speed: *crosses arms*

Katie: Maybe it works out for the better.

Speed: What.

Katie: Everytime you cheat, one of our kids dies.

Speed: Maybe it's bad parenting. Everytime they die, you're the last one to be seen with them.

Katie: Maybe if you were there every once in a while, they wouldn't keep getting themselves killed.

Speed: Themselves killed. So, Riley just drove onto the causeway, hit a semi, and crushed her head in FROM THE BACK SEAT.

Katie: YOU THINK THAT WAS MY FAULT?!

Speed: YOU THINK EVERYTHING ELSE IS MY FAULT, WHY DON'T YOU START TAKING THE BLAME!

Katie: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

Speed: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Katie: YOU ARE THE WORST HUSBAND I'VE EVER HAD!

Speed: I'M THE ONLY HUSBAND YOU'VE EVER HAD!

Katie: I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ERIC! AT LEAST HE LISTENS!

Delko: Hey I got a mention and it was a good one.

Jess: Shush Eric.

Delko: Yes dear.

Speed: I LISTEN TO YOU!

Katie: NOT VERY OFTEN!

Speed: *glaring*

Katie: *glaring* You should have stayed in Columbia. *leaves, slams door*

Speed: Yeah well I LOVE YOU TOO!

Few minutes later

Delko: ...That was fun.

Anni: Ugh shut up Eric.

Delko: What? I can't say it was fun?

Horatio: Are you guys finished back there?

Speed: Yeah.

Horatio: Good. I don't want to have to come back there.

Speed: And do what? Punch me again?

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: I'm sorry.

Horatio: It's okay.

Carly: ...You think we'll be getting Air Miles out of this trip?

Everyone: ....

Carly: ...Just asking.

TBC.................
 
0_0 for some reason, I love it when these two fight. Why? Because Katie is halarious when she gets pissed off, it usually leads to a slap or punch or something like that, because Katie is kick ass. Awwwww little Ewic is so cute. "Yes Dear" haha reminds me of Cross-J, Horatio and Catherine. *sigh* gotta love RTs lol. Can't wait to see what else happens Geni, update soon please!
 
:lol: We all love Katie. :D

Highway To...Well It Ain't No Stairway To Heaven

Hummerhome

Speed: *knocks on door* Katie...Katie open the door.

Crash is heard against door

Speed: *angry sigh* Katie, open the door.

Anni: I don't think she's opening it.

Speed: You think?

Anni: You're a cop, kick it open.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: Just trying to help.

Speed: Katie, I'm sorry. Will you please open the door?

Katie: *opens door, slaps Speed in the face, slams door*

Speed: *staring at door* ...

Anni: OWNED!

Speed: Honey, will you please open the door?

Anni: She already did.

Speed: Will you open it so we can talk please?

Anni: I don't think she's listening.

Speed: *grabs Anni, picks her up*

Anni: *screams*

Speed: *puts Anni down in living room* Stay.

Anni: HAHA. *salutes* YES SIR.

Speed: *walks over to door* Katie, please open the door.

Katie: *opens door*

Speed: Can we talk?

Katie: *slaps Speed in the face*

Speed: *closes eyes* ....Talking involves words. Not hands.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Speed: *opens eyes*

Katie: *scratches Speed's face*

Speed: ...You finished?

Katie: *hugs Speed*

Speed: Geez. You pregnant or something?

Katie: *blank stare*

Speed: *lets go* You okay now?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: Good. You going to come back with the rest of us now?

Katie: Pfft this was your fault.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: I'm sorry.

Speed: Come on.

Living room

Delko: Whew, glad that's over with.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Katie: You're such a cheater, why don't you just mess around with everyone.

Speed: ...Are we not okay?

Katie: I was teasing you. Lighten up.

Anni: OH IDEA!

Katie: If it's spin the bottle, we're not playing it.

Anni: *crosses arms*

Katie: *punches Speed* Hey I have an idea.

Speed: What.

Katie: Well actually it's more of a bet.

Speed: Go for it.

Katie: Horatio will pay you 200 dollars if you kiss Jess.

Speed: Are you insane?

Jess: Why am I being brought into this?

Katie: *narrows eyes* Because it's fun.

Jess: It is?

Katie: Yeah. He's going to lose 200 bucks.

Speed: I don't want to lose 200 bucks. We need that money.

Katie: Then kiss her.

Speed: Why are you pairing me off with people?

Katie: GOOD GOD I'm bored just do it.

Speed: ...

Katie: Jess come sit on the couch.

Jess: No.

Katie: NOW.

Jess: You're the boss. *sits on couch*

Katie: *sits at table* Okay go.

Speed: Uh....And the point to this is?

Katie: I'm going to see if you're really a cheater.

Speed: How will that prove anything? I already said no like ten times.

Katie: If you get around with everyone here, I won't have to worry about it anymore.

Speed: I don't think a kiss on the cheek counts.

Katie: I didn't say anything about a cheek.

Jess: I'm not doing this.

Speed: Neither am I.

Anni: Katie, are you drunk?

Katie: No. I'm bored and THEY'RE NOT PLAYING MY GAME!

Delko: Psychotic much?

Katie: *throws soda can at Eric*

Delko: Ow, sorry.

Speed: Fine, if it'll make you happy, I'll kiss her and then you won't have to worry about me cheating on you ever again. Even though this is technically cheating.

Katie: So kiss Eric.

Speed: Hey Jess, come here.

Jess: *laughs* Not funny. Let's not.

Katie: Why you afraid of something?

Jess: I'm afraid of you. This will be the first excuse for you to beat me up and it's not fun.

Katie: I promise I won't beat you up. See? I'm supervising him when he cheats. It'll work.

Speed: You are psychotic.

Katie: DO IT!

Speed: *kisses Jess*

Delko: See? He listens.

Carly: I wish I could train Josh that well.

Katie: You can. He's a Speedle. He can be trained.

Missy: ...Are they going to stop?

Katie: YOU CAN STOP NOW!

Delko: *frowns*

Carly: Hey Katie, looks like you owe Horatio 200 bucks.

Horatio: Oh I get money for doing nothing now? I AM Jesus.

Speed: *stands* Uh, you know what? Katie has the worst ideas on the planet.

Jess: ...

Katie: TIM YOU SUCK!

Delko: *attacks Speed*

Speed: AH!

Delko: *punches Speed* You son of a bitch.

Speed: IT WAS HER IDEA!

Delko: *punching Speed*

Speed: GET LOST ERIC!

Delko: *kicks Speed*

Speed: *falls back against wall*

Delko: *punching Speed*

Jess: Eric stop it!

Katie: Eric knock it off!

Carly: Man I love it on the road. So much entertainment.

Delko: *pushes Speed to the floor*

Speed: GOD ERIC! What is your problem?

Delko: *kicks Speed*

Speed: OW!

Katie: KNOCK IT OFF!

Delko: *sits on couch* I'm fine.

Katie: *kneels* Tim, I'm sorry.

Speed: Happy? Now I've cheated on you with everyone. You can stop being suspicious of me everywhere I go.

Katie: Are you okay?

Speed: No I'm not okay. I just got the hell beat out of me.

Katie: Here, I'll get you s-

Speed: I don't need anything from you! *pushes Katie*

Katie: *falls backward*

Delko: HEY!

Speed: Eric stay out of it.

Delko: *grabs Speed by the shirt, throws him against window*

Window breaks

Horatio: HEY! *pushes break pedal*

Delko: *pulls out gun*

Speed: What the hell are you doing!

Delko: You hurt another woman and I'll put a bullet in your head.

Speed: Yeah I got it!

Delko: Get out.

Speed: Of where?

Delko: The Hummerhome. You can walk to Miami.

Speed: You can't kick me out.

Delko: GET OUT!

Speed: *stands* Get lost Eric.

Delko: *grabs Speed, opens door*

Speed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Delko: *throws Speed out* You and your ass can make your way back to Miami. *slams door*

Hummerhome drives off

TBC...................
 
omg....Jess is getting kissed by everyone. Eric is psycho. And I think I miss Speed even though he hates me. :lol:

Update soon. :)
 
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