CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Huh....well isn't that Mara person a real piece of work. I kinda feel sorry for Speed. But she is right on some level. Things in Miami are way different then they are in Columbia and he's going to have to change his attitude...even though we all love his attitude. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: His attitude is his best quality.

Telling Me What I Want To Hear

Five months later, Lab

Jess: *running* Anni get back here with that hose!

Anni: HAHA! NEVER!

Jess: YOU SPRAYED ME AND NOW YOU WILL DIE!

Katie: Whoa, what's going on?

Jess: She sprayed me with the outside hose.

Katie: How did she get it in here?

Jess: It's a long hose.

Anni: *sprays Katie*

Katie: *screams*

Anni: HAHA!

Katie: What is your problem!

Anni: I'm having fun.

Jess: We aren't!

Anni: Come on, get into the spirit.

Katie: Um the slip and slide spirit? Because I don't remember that being in the rule books for lab conduct.

Anni: ...You used to be cool.

Delko: *walks over* AH! *slips on water, falls*

Jess: Oh my God! Are you okay?

Delko: Alright I really hope that wasn't pee.

Jess: Does this look like a zoo?

Katie/Anni: Yes.

Jess: My bad.

Delko: *stands* What are you girls doing?

Anni: We're having a wet t-shirt contest. Wanna play? *smiles*

Delko: Uh...Normally I would because you guys are totally, and I mean totally, HOT but...I'm trying to find Horatio.

Katie: Why?

Delko: He wanted my report and I've been three days late.

Katie: What were you doing for three days?

Delko: Playing Digimon on the playstation.

Anni: *starts to laugh*

Delko: What?

Anni: Dude you have a problem.

Delko: Shut up.

Anni: Digimon? Seriously. I'll be laughing in my sleep now.

Delko: Ha ha funny. Anyway, I'm trying to find him.

Katie: Well poo on him if he's never available.

Delko: Yeah he has been in the shadows lately.

Anni: Oh freaky. I hope he's not watching me in the shower.

Jess: ...I think it was a figure of speech.

Anni: Oh good because he's old and creepy.

Katie: I'm sure he's around here somewhere anyway.

Delko: Well if he wants my report he's going to have to page me.

Horatio's office

Horatio is seen in his chair, duct taped and tied

Horatio: *sigh* Is this necessary?

Stetler: Mhm.

Horatio: I want Eric's report.

Stetler: Too bad.

Horatio: Rick, let me out of here.

Stetler: You're Jesus. Make the straps disappear.

Horatio: I'm not MAGICAL.

Stetler: Oh yeah because I have your shades.

Horatio: THOSE ARE PERSCRIPTIONS! Give 'em back.

Stetler: *puts on shades* Oooh I'm Horatio Caine. THEY. NEVER. LISTEN.

Horatio: Your hair's turning red.

Stetler: AH! *throws shades*

Horatio: You get to buy me a new pair.

Stetler: You probably have billions stashed around the lab.

Horatio: *gasp* HOW DID YOU KNOW!

Stetler: I'm IAB. I know all.

Horatio: Let me out of the chair Rick. My team needs me.

Stetler: Oh how dramatic. They need you. You need your shades. The shades need sun. The sun needs the universe. The universe needs the galaxy. Suck it up.

Horatio: ...I'll beat you when I get out of this chair.

Stetler: IF you get out of the chair. IF my dear Watson.

Horatio: Hey if anything, I'm Sherlock.

Stetler: No way. I'm Sherlock.

Horatio: You can't be Sherlock. He has to be smart.

Stetler: My name starts with an S so HA. I'm Sherlock.

Horatio: His last name is Holmes and my name starts with an H. I'M Sherlock.

Stetler: I'm not Watson.

Horatio: Yes you are.

Stetler: I am not.

Horatio: You are.

Stetler: Not.

Horatio: Are.

Stetler: Not.

Horatio: Are.

Stetler: Not.

Horatio: Are.

Stetler: Not.

Horatio: Are.

Stetlre: NOT NOT NOT!

Horatio: ARE ARE ARE!

Stetler: *puts duct tape on Horatio's mouth*

Horatio: *mumbling*

Stetler: HA! I win.

Columbia, small city

Mara: Where did you say these kids were?

Speed: Down that alley.

Mara: And they know the location of one of the terrorist cells.

Speed: That's what I heard.

Mara: You heard?

Speed: ...Coerced.

Mara: Which kid did you coerce?

Speed: That one.

Mara: HEY! KID!

Kid: *stops*

Mara: Over here.

Kid: *walks over*

Mara: What's your name.

Kid: Tito.

Mara: I hear you know where a terrorist cell is.

Tito: You gonna have to be more specific lady.

Speed: *shoves kid against wall* You don't tell us, and I'll break your fingers one by one.

Tito: I already told where it was.

Speed: Tell me again.

Tito: You got a brain problem or somethin'?

Speed: *lets go of kid, pulls out gun*

Tito: *looks at gun*

Speed: *pulls trigger*

BAM BAM BAM

Tito drops

Speed: *puts gun away* Come on.

Mara: After you.

Kid2: HEY!

Speed: *turns around*

Kid3: *walks over*

Kid2: You killed him! *punches Speed in the face*

Speed: *grabs kid by the hair, punches him*

Kid2: *falls*

Kid3: *grabs pipe*

Four more kids show up

Mara: Tim, I suggest we go.

Speed: Why, you scared of a few kids?

Mara: No, but we're out-numbered. You remember what happened three months ago.

Speed: Yeah they broke my arm in three places and I'm still a little pissed about that.

Mara: Let's go.

Speed: Yeah.

City centre

Mara: *reading map* We can find the cell ourselves.

Speed: Yeah.

Mara: Right here. *points to map* This patch of forest hasn't been mobilized by anyone in over two weeks.

Speed: Yeah I checked it out two days ago. There are tracks going in and out of the area.

Mara: *smiles* Maybe an underground bunker.

Speed: We should check it out.

Mara: We're going to need more weapons.

Speed: I know a place.

Mara: You know a place.

Speed: You might be the forest expert, but I know cities.

Mara: *smirks* I'm impressed.

Speed: High praise coming from you.

Mara: Let's go find this place.

Speed: Follow me.

Small store

Speed: *nods*

Clerk: *brings out tray of guns*

Mara: I thought this was a book store.

Speed: It is.

Clerk: How many you need?

Speed: All of it.

Clerk: You got any money?

Speed: Consider this a robbery.

Clerk: ...

Speed: *pulls out gun*

Clerk: Take it. Take all of it.

Speed: I need a bag.

Clerk: I get one for you. *walks away*

Mara: *grabs guns* Nice artillery he has here.

Speed: Mhm. *grabs guns*

Clerk: *walks over, gun in hand* Now you give me my stuff back.

Speed: Nah, that's alright I'll keep it.

Clerk: *cocks gun*

Speed: *points gun at Clerk, shoots*

Clerk: *dies*

Speed: *fills bag with guns, leaves*

Mara: ....Okay.

Outside

Mara: You want to tell me what happened back there?

Speed: He was an ass. So I killed him.

Mara: Remind me not to get you angry.

Speed: Sweetheart you haven't seen me angry.

Mara: *nods* Alright then.

Speed: *looks around* We should get back before it gets dark.

Mara: Yeah. I'll make sure the weapons are legit when we get back.

TBC....................
 
Huh....when I said Speed needed to toughin up...I didn't mean a man who shoots people at random intervals. But you know...somehow that doesn't matter. lol.

And ohhh Stettie finally got to tie up Horatio. And I would have to say that neither of them are Watson or Holmes lol. That hose Anni has must be pretty big of it reaches all the way into the lab and awwww Delko said we were all hot. Don't I feel special. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Katie you're so terrifically terrific. *huggles you*.

Losing Grip

Columbia, outpost, 10 pm

Mara: *cleaning guns* These are nice weapons.

Speed: Yeah they are.

Thunder rolls in the distance

Mara: It's going to rain soon. Fresh tracks will be more visible now.

Speed: Lucky for us.

Mara: Yeah except we have to be more careful.

Speed: Why?

Mara: *shakes head*

Speed: What.

Mara: Our tracks will be visible to the bad guys. You want them to find out where we are?

Speed: Well we can't exactly fly around or climb through trees.

Mara: We'll have to wait until they make their move.

Speed: I thought this was supposed to take four years.

Mara: It will. This is only the beginning. Once we find them, we'll have to get enough intel to know their security systems, their shifts, and most importantly, which outposts will be armed. There's no kevlar this time.

Speed: Right.

Mara: You're a great shot, but you can't think ahead worth a dime.

Speed: *frowns*

Mara: Well...You sure are nice to look at.

Speed: Nice save.

Mara: *smiles*

Bang against the wood is heard

Mara: *smile fades* You hear that?

Speed: *stands*

Mara: *walks over to door*

Man rushes through with a knife, pushes Mara to the floor

Man: I knew I'd find you here! You killed my son!

Mara: *kicks man*

Man: *falls backward*

Mara: *stands*

Man: *grabs Mara* Not so fast!

Speed: Let her go! *pushes man out the door, falls over*

Man falls 30 feet...Dies

Mara: *looks up at Speed* ...Thanks.

Speed: He would have stolen the weapons.

Mara: Yeah. Yeah, I know. *stands*

Speed: *stands*

Mara: Looks like we've made another enemy.

Speed: Yeah as if we didn't have enough.

Mara: *sits on bed*

Speed: Your arm okay?

Mara: He had a knife....I didn't even see it.

Speed: It's dark.

Mara: *holding arm*

Speed: You need some help with that?

Mara: No. No I'll be fine.

Speed: You could get all kinds of infections.

Mara: I've had worse.

Speed: *sits on bed, grabs bowl of water* Let me take care of that for you.

Mara: You don't want me to pay some kind of American health insurance do you?

Speed: *smirks* Hold still.

Mara: *sigh* Fine.

Speed: *grabs cloth*

Mara: I'll probably get more infections from that water than I will from the cut.

Speed: This is clean.

Mara: *flinches* AH!

Speed: Sorry.

Mara: What is that American expression? An orange a day keeps the doctor away?

Speed: It's an apple, actually.

Mara: I've never even been to a doctor. Never needed to.

Speed: You've had more luck than me.

Mara: Why?

Speed: I've gotten a few rounds to the chest.

Mara: It must have hurt.

Speed: Actually it doesn't hurt at first. Just kind of feels like a hot wave and then it goes numb.

Mara: How many times have you gotten shot?

Speed: At least three or four times.

Mara: You have any weird scars or something?

Speed: *lifts brow*

Mara: I'm curious, sue me.

Speed: You're all finished.

Mara: *looks down at arm*

Speed: Get some rest.

Mara: I don't recall you being the one to give orders.

Speed: Alright, don't rest. *stands*

Mara: *grabs Speed* Whoa, where are you going?

Speed: I'm going to sleep.

Mara: Come on, you've been sleeping on the wooden floor for five months.

Speed: I don't mind.

Mara: Tim, forget about your wife.

Speed: *stares at Mara*

Mara: She'll probably have moved on by the time you get back. If, you get back.

Speed: *looks down at floor*

Mara: You don't deserve another cold night alone.

Speed: Good night, Mara. *walks over to sink, places bowl into sink*

Mara: *sigh*

TBC....................
 
awwww how cute Speedy is staying faithful to katie that is just so sweet!!!!! Wow what great updates geni!!!! *hiccups from eating to fast then takes a swig of beer* Really can't wait for more, great writing as always my talented friend!!!!
 
Mara: She'll probably have moved on by the time you get back. If, you get back.
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Uh...well...uh...NUH HUH! Yeah and I bet her whole 'orange/apple' mistake was just to real him in. But I suppose if I was in her place and in a room with Speed for five months I'd probably tell him to forget his wife too. lol.

But hmmm....I don't know how I feel about Mara yet. She must have had a hard life and all but...I dunno my spidey sense is tingling.

Katie you're so terrifically terrific. *huggles you*.
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Aww thank you.
 
Thanks. ;)

And you're welcome Katie. :D

Standing Alone

Lab, 1 year later, 10 pm

Katie: Anni don't go to sleep. It's supposed to be a sleepover.

Anni: If I'm not allowed to go to sleep, why is it called a sleepover?

Katie: That's just to fool parents.

Jess: Will you guys shut up already?

Katie: Are you sleeping too? Come on this was supposed to be a girl's night out.

Jess: We're not even outside.

Anni: Yeah we're in the lab and I'm trying to sleep. And you know what would have made this night more fun? Guys.

Katie: Think with your upstairs brain Anni.

Anni: I can't. It doesn't exist.

Jess: Burn.

Anni: Yeah I just realized that.

Katie: I can't believe Lori's having her 18th birthday party next week.

Anni: She's 18? I thought she was 17.

Katie: You either can't count or you lost a year of your life somewhere. She's older than the other kids in her class.

Jess: Because she was born in January?

Katie: Yeah.

Anni: Why are we still talking?

Katie: Because Katie doesn't want to sleep.

Anni: Well Katie has to shut her trap so Anni can sleep.

Katie: Shut up. *throws shoe*

Anni: OW! Where did you get that?

Katie: My foot.

Jess: Who wears shoes to bed?

Katie: I do. Keeps my feet warm.

Jess: Wear socks.

Katie: I am wearing socks.

Jess: Yeah well you suck.

Katie: Why is everyone mad at me?

Jess: We're not mad. We're tired, which means we're grouchy.

Katie: Isn't Carly supposed to be here?

Jess: She's at home with her baby.

Katie: Dang. And I wanted this girl's night out to be complete with Carly. Stupid kids.

Anni: Well that's the reason Lori isn't here.

Katie: I know.

Jess: We suck. All we have to talk about it babies and how much we want sleep. I feel old.

Katie: I feel young.

Anni: You sure you didn't get botox or something? I mean Miami's the plastic surgery capital of the world.

Katie: I age well.

Anni: Sure you do. Hey do you have a boyfriend yet?

Katie: Uh no. Why would I have a boyfriend?

Anni: You sleep in that big house by yourself honey.

Katie: Lori's there. I'm not alone.

Anni: What about that man presence?

Katie: I can do without it just fine. I have been for the past year and seven months.

Jess: Ouch she's been keeping track.

Katie: What's that supposed to mean?

Jess: Nothing.

Katie: I hate you all. Go to sleep.

Anni: THANK YOU!

Two hours later

Katie: ...Are you guys still awake?

Jess: I was asleep until you woke me.

Katie: Sorry.

Anni: Ergh, who's talking now?

Katie: Me, sorry. Usually when I need to talk, there's someone there who will listen.

Anni: I'm not your boyfriend.

Katie: I know.

Anni: I'm not even a boy, thank God.

Katie: *sigh* Aren't the stars beautiful?

Anni: That gum has been on the ceiling for like two years.

Katie: ....I was actually looking out the window.

Anni: Oh. My bad.

Two weeks later

Calleigh: Come on guys, we have a case.

Delko: Whatever happened to just sitting in the Hummerhome?

Calleigh: We'll get to that tomorrow. Right now Horatio wants us to finish this case.

Delko: Yeah but I was having fun playing video games.

Jess: Yeah let us play a little bit longer.

Calleigh: Guys, as CSI Level 3, I expect a certain behavior among everyone. And that doesn't include video games.

Jess: Can it someday? If Horatio says so?

Calleigh: I'm not talking to Horatio. He's mean.

Anni: Tell me about it. I offered to get his coffee and he snorted at me like a pig. How rude.

Calleigh: Did you say anything back?

Anni: No way. I didn't want to be oinked at.

Delko: What if Horatio's in an extra happy mood and we can go in the Hummerhome right now?

Calleigh: You have to get back to work, no matter how many times you say you want to get back into the Hummerhome.

Horatio's office

Horatio: Have a seat, Lori.

Lori: *sits*

Horatio: *sits* What's on your mind?

Lori: ...Mom's been pushing me to get a real job. Something that pays more than mimimum wage.

Horatio: And what did you find interested you?

Lori: I want to be a cop.

Horatio: ...Really.

Lori: Yeah. At least I think that's what I want to do.

Horatio: You're not sure.

Lori: I need to do something.

Horatio: There are plenty of places hiring.

Lori: No, I need to do something here.

Horatio: We need paper clerks.

Lori: I need to be a cop.

Horatio: Well...Lori you're very young. And usually people your age have to go to college first.

Lori: I'll pay for it myself with my part time job money.

Horatio: I don't think this is a good idea.

Lori: Why?

Horatio: I know there's a part of your life that you need to fill, but I'm not sure this is the answer.

Lori: It was either that or grow up hating the life. I'm not going to grow up hating.

Horatio: First, I want you to go to college.

Lori: Okay.

Horatio: If that works out, you can apply here. I'll put in a good word for you.

Lori: Thank you.

Horatio: You hang in there.

Lori: I will, thanks.

Horatio: *walks over* Come on, I'll buy you lunch.

Lori: Oh no, it's okay. You don't have to do that.

Horatio: You sure?

Lori: Yeah.

Horatio: Tomorrow we're heading out in the Hummerhome. Did you want to come?

Lori: Nah, y'all can go ahead without me. I have some applications to fill out, and I have to drive down on over to the store and pick up some groceries.

Horatio: You sure?

Lori: Yeah.

Horatio: So where are you off to now?

Lori: I have to go to work. Listen H, I'll talk to you a little later.

Horatio: No problem. Anytime you need to talk, you know where to find me.

Lori: Thanks. *leaves*

Horatio: *places hands on hips*

Megan: *walks in* I have some news.

Horatio: Regarding what?

Megan: The mission in Columbia.

Horatio: Is everything alright?

Megan: It's a war zone. The organization was attacked yesterday by Columbian soldiers.

Horatio: ...Alright, from the top.

Megan: *closes door behind her*

Lab

Katie: Anni, give me the remote. Seriously.

Anni: Get your own.

Katie: I can't believe we're still fighting over the remote.

Anni: We should get more than one.

Katie: I know.

Anni: Or one of those universal remotes so we can play pranks on Eric and switch channels on him.

Katie: OH man that would be awesome.

Anni: Yeah while he's watching Jeopardy, we can switch it to porn! *cackles*

Katie: ...Have fun with that Anni.

Horatio: *walks in* Katie, I need to talk to you.

Katie: About what?

Horatio: Let's take a walk.

Katie: ...Alright.

Halls

Katie: ...How could that happen?

Horatio: No one was prepared for it. The Columbian army just...Blew away parts of their cities. Over 5000 people are dead.

Katie: ...So the organization isn't a threat.

Horatio: Not anymore. Something went wrong and the army acted.

Katie: It must have been pretty serious.

Horatio: Our American teams are being flown back to the US immediately pending an investigation.

Katie: Investigation?

Horatio: Information was leaked by a source within the country.

Katie: Oh...

Horatio: So all of the American teams will be back in three days.

Katie: ...All of them?

Horatio: The ones that are still alive.

Katie: Horatio...I need to know...

Horatio: I don't have any word yet from Colin's team. None of them have checked in.

Katie: So they're...

Horatio: It's possible.

Katie: I need to tell Lori.

Horatio: She already believes he's dead.

Katie: No. She needs to know the truth. She needs to know that there's a possibility that he's still alive.

Horatio: If he's dead, this will make things harder for her.

Katie: I have to tell someone.

Horatio: Unfortunately that's not possible. This is need to know information only.

Katie: ...Three days. You'll let me know who comes back?

Horatio: I will.

Katie: *nods*

Horatio: You okay?

Katie: Honestly...No. I'm not going to be able to sleep for the next three days. *laughs*

Horatio: *smiles*

Katie: ...Besides, even if he does come back...He won't be the same.

Horatio: We don't know that for sure.

Katie: Yeah well even though the mission was cut back a few years because of the stupid army, I'm just scared.

Horatio: It's natural to be apprehensive.

Katie: I know.

Megan: *walks over* Horatio. I just got a call. Colin and his team were all found dead.

Horatio: *blank stare*

Katie: ...

Horatio: Did you get visual identification?

Megan: The officers at the scene did.

Horatio: Megan, how many people did they find?

Megan: Three.

Horatio: Megan, there were four people on that team.

Megan: ...Then they're missing someone.

Horatio: Keep checking with them.

Megan: You got it H. *leaves*

Katie: What does that mean? Does that mean he's okay?

Horatio: We don't know for certain.

Katie: *wipes eyes* I want to be there when they get back.

Horatio: I don't think that would be a good idea.

Katie: Horatio, please.

Horatio: ...I'll see what I can do.

TBC................
 
OH MY GOD this can't be good lol hope that speed is at least okay cause if speed isn't okay then we loose our favourite man with the stubble lol. can't wiat for more geni you have me ins suspsense
 
*GASP!* Is Speed going to be okay?!...oh man Geni, you and your cliffhangers :eek:
Katie: Isn't Carly supposed to be here?

Jess: She's at home with her baby.

Katie: Dang. And I wanted this girl's night out to be complete with Carly. Stupid kids.
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Awwww, thats so sweet!...sort of. Though the 'stupid kids' line is kinda ironic considering that RT Katie has had more kids than most people. :lol:

...SPEED! I'm on the edge of my seat here!...of course that could simply be because after I post this I'm going to watch some TV...but I can't make that assumption.

anyways, enough of my crazy ramblings, so update soon!
 
0_0 WHOA okay, where to start.......

I hope Timmy's okay!!! Oh Geni you don't have the heart to kill him off, I know you too well for that, although I do know that he's changed, that's easy to tell, just by the change in him seven months later. Oh boy, I can't wait to see what's going to happen when he gets back....yes...WHEN lol.

AWWWW Carly had her baby, how sweet. You know, she didn't really miss anything, I mean our girls night out obviously wasn't so.....outish lol. I mean come on, we didn't even get drunk, what's the fun in that? :lol:

*sigh* DAMN YOU GENI AND YOUR CLIFFHANGERS! hahaha love ya girl, update soon please! :D
 
Horatio: You hang in there.
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Ok seriously those four words need to be banned from his vocabulary. He's says them way to often.

And awwww a slumber party at the age of...how old are we? lol. And awww Lori's 18 wahoo. Hey! She's older then me lol. That is some freaky stuff. lol. I'm kidding.
Awwww Lori wants to be a cop. I just find that really cute for some reason, following in her daddy's footsteps. Teehee.

But oh my gooshness is Timmy ok!? One survivor? Geni I swear you and your cliffhangers....ok that wasn't really a cliffhanger clifhanger but you know what I mean. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Hey in this story, you're older than Lori so no worries. :p

The Day You Slipped Away

Three days later

McDonalds

Katie: Hey kiddo, can I talk to you for a minute?

Lori: Hold on. Bobby!

Bobby: Yeah boss?

Lori: What are you doing?

Bobby: It's lunch.

Lori: Um, that food is for the customers. You can't steal the McNuggets.

Bobby: But it's lunch.

Lori: Not for you it isn't. Get back to work and stop eating the chicken or I'll take it out of your paycheck.

Bobby: Sorry. *walks away*

Lori: *turns around* What did you need?

Katie: You know how we told you Tim died?

Lori: ...Yeah.

Katie: Well that wasn't entirely...Accurate.

Lori: What are you talking about? He was shot in the line of duty and he died. That's what Eric told me.

Katie: You're old enough to know the truth.

Lori: *crosses arms* I've got plenty of time. Tell me.

Katie: It was an undercover mission. I wasn't actually kidnapped. It was just to infiltrate the guys who had you when you were five, and stop the organization from attacking Miami.

Lori: So?

Katie: ...They had to send in a CSI and a citizen of Miami so they could transmit the intel back here. So no one would ask questions and sabotage the mission, your father had to be 'dead'.

Lori: So he didn't die.

Katie: No he didn't.

Lori: And you've been lying to me for almost two years.

Katie: The thing is, the American teams are being sent back because the Colimbian soldiers attacked the organization. Someone leaked information within the country. It was a massacre.

Lori: So?

Katie: So your father might actually be dead this time.

Lori: Good. I've been told he's been dead for almost two years anyway, why bother telling me the truth now? It won't change anything.

Katie: Well we don't know anything for certain.

Lori: I really have to get back to work.

Katie: Lori he might be alive.

Lori: Yeah? And what if he is alive? He just spent a year and a half in Columbia. You really think he's going to be the same as he was when he left?

Katie: I don't know.

Lori: I do.

Katie: Lori, I-

Lori: *walks out from behind counter* He's better off dead.

Katie: *stares at Lori*

Lori: Maybe you're clinging on to some kind of false hope, but I've already accepted that he's gone.

Katie: cellphone rings Hold on. *opens phone* Yeah.....You sure? ...Thanks. *closes phone* That was Megan. He didn't come back with the teams. Looks like you got your wish. *leaves*

Lori: *frowns* BOBBY!

Bobby: Yeah?

Lori: Put. Down. The. Chicken.

Bobby: *drops chicken*

Lab

Delko: We were supposed to be in the Hummerhome! *stomps foot*

Calleigh: Horatio wants us to stay here until he gets word on all the teams.

Delko: I can't believe all of that was a lie.

Calleigh: Well right now we have to wait.

Delko: *sigh* I really wanted to go.

Calleigh: Let it go Eric.

Delko: Never. *stomps foot*

Calleigh: Stop being such a child.

Delko: You can't make me.

Calleigh: *pinches Eric*

Delko: OW! Geez, okay I'll be good.

Horatio's office

Megan: I called Katie.

Horatio: Good. What did you tell her?

Megan: I told her the teams were all back.

Horatio: ...That's it?

Megan: Yeah I thought that's what you wanted me to tell her.

Speed: Remind me how you got hired.

Megan: *rolls eyes*

Horatio: Megan, you left out the most important information.

Megan: You told me to report on the teams.

Horatio: And I told you to tell her that Speedle came back yesterday night.

Megan: It slipped my mind.

Speed: *glaring*

Megan: What do you care anyway? You tried to kill the guard who escorted you in the back door.

Speed: I didn't kill him. He's fine.

Horatio: You better hope you don't get sued.

Speed: I'll take my chances.

Horatio: You have any information on why they attacked the organization?

Speed: No.

Horatio: So you don't have information on the leak.

Speed: If you ask me, those little piss ants deserved to be blown to hell.

Horatio: What about Mara?

Speed: What about her?

Horatio: She didn't make it back.

Speed: No she didn't.

Horatio: What happened?

Speed: She got herself killed.

Horatio: And what were you doing when she got killed?

Speed: Trying not to get myself shot. You want me to make a statement or something or are you finished your little interrogation?

Horatio: Did you want to see Katie?

Speed: I want my gun back.

Horatio: Sorry, it's mine until you're debriefed.

Speed: Great. *walks over to door*

Horatio: Did you want to see Lori?

Speed: *stops*

Horatio: ...

Megan: ...

Speed: *leaves, slams door*

Megan: Well Columbia sure didn't affect him at all.

Horatio: Make sure he doesn't assassinate anyone.

Megan: *shakes head*

TBC..................

Damn Cold Night

Megan's office

Megan: I can't believe I have my own office now. This is so cool.

Speed: You wanted to tell me something.

Megan: Oh yeah. *typing* Okay so the bases were attacked here, right?

Speed: If you say so.

Megan: *looks at Speed*

Speed: I didn't have a map and a computer.

Megan: What did you see?

Speed: I didn't see anything. It happened at night.

Megan: What did you hear?

Speed: What I heard isn't going to help you find out what happened. Besides, you're IAB. What are you even doing investigating this?

Megan: I'm filling in this morning for Yelina. I used to work in Columbia so my expertise was needed.

Speed: Just because you worked in an office down there doesn't mean you know anything about Columbia.

Megan: And you do?

Speed: I didn't say I did.

Yelina: *walks in*

Speed: *looks at Yelina*

Yelina: Turns out the leak was part of the American teams.

Megan: Really.

Yelina: Information was given in english to someone in the military who unfortunately had to communicate to their superiors.

Megan: Half of the teams are dead.

Yelina: We still have to figure out who it was. Tim, did you have any contact with the other teams during the mission?

Speed: No we were pretty isolated.

Yelina: What about Mara?

Speed: For two weeks she was gone and she told me some story about looking to make sure no one found the outpost.

Yelina: And you thought that was a lie.

Speed: I thought she was telling the truth.

Yelina: Okay.

Speed: Well, until I got information out of her a few months ago.

Yelina: How did you do that?

Speed: Women have one weakness. Kindness. I went with it, and she told me she was collaborating with someone higher up.

Yelina: And what did this kindness constitute?

Speed: *blank stare* Ela teve desejos.

Yelina: *nods slowly*

Speed: Excuse me, I have a few people to call. *leaves*

Megan: What did he tell you?

Yelina: Uh...Keep up the good work. *leaves*

Megan: *lifts brow*

TBC................
 
...Do I want to know what he did? lol. But awww yay Megan's got her own office, Delko's acting like a child...which he always does so thats no different and...Speed's alive! Yay! You had me there for a minute. But awww poor Lori. And Bobby...if i worked at McDonalds I wouldn't go after the McNuggets i'd go after the burgers, fries, and McFlurries...but thats just me.

Hmmmmm....I'm not sure if I'm going to like this new Speed. I mean you mention his daughter and he slams the door? And you ask about me and he wants his gun back...interesting. lol. Update soon please.
 
It will be revealed in the fic what he said, but for those who want to know right now and for the sake of this being an english board:

Basically, it translates to 'she had wants/wishes/desires'. It's not intended to be anything dirty though, basically what she wanted was protection for once in her life. - And it'll be revealed later on anyway. He only said it in Portuguese because he trusts Yelina.

Anyway, onward!

I'll Fight And Defend

Trace lab, next day

Katie: *sigh*

Delko: *walks in* Hey, whats' up?

Katie: *grabs pipet* I'm just hangin' out.

Delko: I heard Speed's back.

Katie: What? From who? When?

Delko: ...Megan. She has a big mouth.

Katie: When did he get back?

Delko: Yesterday. Well, he was back before that.

Katie: YESTERDAY?!

Delko: Whoa, sorry.

Katie: *angry sigh* I'm going to kill her. I am.

Delko: He was in the lab.

Katie: WHAT!

Delko: ....Seriously, no one told you?

Katie: No. No one tells me anything and it's not fair.

Delko: Well at least now you know.

Katie: Do you know where he is right now?

Delko: Horatio's office.

Katie: ...That's up the stairs.

Delko: So?

Katie: Um...That's...That's....Okay I'm freaking out.

Delko: Why?

Katie: *whispers* He's up the stairs in Horatio's office.

Delko: Oooh why are we whispering?

Katie: *throws pipet at Eric*

Delko: Ow.

Horatio's office door opens

Katie: *screams, hides under desk*

Delko: *laughs*

Speed: *walks downstairs*

Delko: Hey man.

Speed: *walks away*

Delko: ...Okay.

Katie: *covering eyes* What just happened?

Delko: He...Ignored me.

Katie: *crawls out from under table* Really?

Delko: Yeah. He's got a nice tan though.

Katie: *frowns*

Delko: Sorry.

Katie: Did he seem mad? Did he look mean? What happened?

Delko: He seemed a little...Tense.

Katie: Tense.

Delko: Yeah, what else do you want me to say?

Katie: Um...ANYTHING BUT THAT.

Delko: Stop freaking out and go talk to him.

Katie: *laughs* Uh yeah right.

Delko: It's not like he's going to pull out a gun and shoot you for saying hi.

Katie: And if he does?

Delko: You're in a crime lab. He's not that stupid.

Katie: I guess you're right.

Delko: *pushes Katie* Go talk to him.

Katie: AH! STOP PUSHING ME!

Delko: Then move your legs and get out there.

Katie: I am! Geez! *walks away*

Delko: *laughs*

Halls

Speed: *looking down at folder, walking*

Katie: *runs up* Tim!

Speed: *flips page*

Katie: Boy am I glad I found you. You're a hard guy to track down, it's like a jungle in here most of the time.

Speed: *turns corner*

Katie: *follows* Sorry about the jungle reference. I'm sure you're tired of it. You know what? I forgot to welcome you back. So welcome back.

Speed: *reading folder*

Katie: Wow you sure are a man of many words. Great quality to have. *laughs* Uh...*clears throat* ....How has your day been? Mine's been pretty stressful you know, cases to investigate, suspects to interrogate, that kind of thing.

Speed: *walks faster*

Katie: *following* Wow you sure are pickin' up the pace there. You must be in better shape than me. HA.

Speed: *flips page of folder*

Katie: Would you feel more comfortable if I spoke spanish or something? Or Portuguese or some kind of language that they spoke down there? I can learn. Or you know, if you prefer english...

Speed: *walks into layout room*

Katie: *follows* You want coffee? I'm sure Columbia had coffee. Maybe you're tired of coffee. Are you tired of coffee? There's some in the lounge if you want some.

Speed: *grabs pen*

Katie: WOW I feel like I'm talking to a wall. A very, very...Very tanned wall.

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *follows* I'm sure you're busy and everything, you know, because you have to write all these reports and stuff and you have to see all these people about that mission. Was it fun? I bet it was fun.

Speed: *writing in folder*

Katie: You look really angry. Are you angry? Did I say something wrong? Is everything okay?

Speed: *gives folder to Paula, walks away*

Katie: *following* You sure you won't get lost in the lab? I mean you haven't been here in a while and we re-painted and sometimes it makes the lab bigger than it is, but really it's just a mirage because well, paint is a miracle these days. You know, you knock out a wall here and there, add a dash of pimento or some weird shade of whatever pimento is and VOILA new lab. *laughs* Cool huh?

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: AH! OH MY GOD! *giggling* SO WASN'T EXPECTING THAT!

Speed: *looks ahead*

Katie: You're not going to...Punch me or anything right? I mean not that you would because well that would be against the law. You...Do remember what the law is right? It's like this piece of paper that says "You can't punch Katie" and it's actually pretty cool. I mean, don't quote me on that, I'm not sure if that's what it actually says or if it's even a piece of paper. Maybe they have computers now.

Speed: *walks into AV lab*

Katie: *follows* You can actually understand what I'm saying right? Like you know english right? Because sometimes I wonder if people actually understand me. Want me to talk slower? I can talk slower.

Speed: *grabs notepad, walks away*

Katie: *follows* Okay I won't talk slower. I mean, because well I can't. I'm too hyperactive for that. I'm like the fruit loops bird with the colored beak. What kind of bird is that? Mackaw or something? They have those in Columbia. Haha...

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY! *trails behind a little bit* Is this far enough away? Because I'll leave you alone if you tell me to. I have absolutely no problem going away so you don't get mad. I mean, you looked mad already but now you look super pissed and I'm sorry. I'm really really really really really really sorry.

Speed: *opens notepad*

Katie: *runs up* So what's with the note thingy? Those are cool. I wanted to steal one but Horatio told me not to. Crazy old guys these days. Yesterday he called me Calleigh. His peepers aren't as good as they used to be huh. *laughs* You know it's funny, I haven't blabbed this much in forever. You know, because if I didn't blab, I'd explode.

Speed: *flipping through pages*

Katie: It's a joke though. I know how you don't like jokes so I'm sorry. OH! But I heard this REALLY dirty one the other day. Okay, so two guys go into a bar and the one rabbi says to the other-

Speed: *stops walking*

Katie: *screams*

Speed: *turns to Katie*

Katie: *closes eyes* Please don't hurt me.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: *opens eyes* ...Have I told you how much you tanned? It's a nice look for you. You know, it being Miami and all. You should be tanned and everything. And well, I'm not because I'm pasty but I've always been that way. *nervous grin*

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Katie: You know, if you're trying to communicate by telepathy it's not working. I'm not gettin' NOTHIN'. I mean, that sigh you just did a while ago before I started rambling again was ALMOST a word. They should put sound effects in the dictionary. Don't you think? I think so. Of course the dictionary would be huge and no one wants to read a book that big.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: Oh thank the sweet lord he smirks.

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *sigh*

TBC...................
 
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