speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Hahaha oh man that ending cracked me up. I wouldn't want to claim Eric as my kid. lol. But I dunno I'm still not trusting the mother. *shrugs* Maybe I'm just tired. Update soon please.
CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting
- Thread starter Finch
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*hugs Katie*
To tell you the truth, I don't trust her either. :lol:
Aw, YAY for being ahead of Calleigh.
Do You Want More
Pat Aiken's house
Colton: Nice place.
Calleigh: Yeah one of the great things about Miami.
Colton: *clicks on flashlight* Looks like there was a struggle in here.
Calleigh: The staff said he drinks a lot.
Colton: Maybe he got violent, and the victim happened to be here.
Calleigh: Take a look at that.
Colton: There's a hole in the wall.
Calleigh: And scratches.
Colton: Explains the paint under our victim's nails.
Calleigh: Did anyone say anything about them being in a relationship?
Colton: Apparently 'Judy' was new. No one knew who she was.
Calleigh: Maybe Pat gave her the job.
Colton: And took her life.
Halls, lab
Delko: So did Lisa say anything?
Speed: Nothing.
Delko: Where is she?
Speed: She went home.
Delko: You let her go?
Speed: We don't have anything against her, so we can't arrest her without evidence. You talk to the husband?
Delko: He's in a business meeting, didn't want to be interrupted.
Speed: Well right now we have another victim to find.
Delko: Well Valera tested the blood samples from the floor, and one of the samples didn't match Jack.
Speed: Really.
Delko: *hands over folder*
Speed: *opens folder* Male.
Delko: Yeah so I phoned the summer camp, and none of the staff or kids have a gunshot wound, and none of them have turned up missing.
Speed: *stops walking*
Delko: What?
Speed: You can't turn up missing.
Delko: ...
Speed: ...Nevermind. *walks*
Delko: *follows* Well let's get a reference sample from all the parties involved anyway.
Speed: Can't without a warrant.
Delko: Then we need more evidence.
Yelina: *walks over* I've got something.
Speed: Yeah?
Yelina: Someone found a shotgun outside the perimiter of the camp.
Speed: The murder weapon.
Delko: Who found it?
Yelina: One of the kids.
Speed: Did the kid find a dead body?
Yelina: No.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Delko: Well we can confirm who the gun belongs to. Where's Calleigh?
Speed: She's working with Colton and Anni on a different case. I'll process the gun.
Delko: ...You will?
Speed: What.
Delko: Well you and guns don't really mix.
Speed: It's not like I'm going to shoot myself with it.
Delko: I know. It's what you won't do with it.
Speed: The gun will work.
Delko: *laughs*
Speed: That's not funny.
Delko: Yeah it is.
Interview room
Calleigh: Mister Aiken, we found evidence of a fight at your home.
Pat: ...So?
Colton: So someone died in your art museum.
Pat: What does the art museum have to do with my house?
Calleigh: You hired Judy.
Pat: Yes, that's right I did.
Calleigh: Where did you meet her?
Pat: A bar.
Colton: You hired some woman after meeting her at a bar?
Pat: You'd be surprised how many people do that.
Calleigh: We want to know why you did it.
Pat: ....She was pretty. The only people who work at the museum are old retired bags with nothing else to do.
Calleigh: So she was for promotional purposes.
Pat: How else do you expect the place to make money? The art? *laughs*
Colton: So she's been to your house.
Pat: Yes she's been to my house.
Colton: Why?
Pat: That's where the interview was.
Calleigh: *lifts brow* A little more than an interview went on in there Mister Aiken.
Pat: ...We had an argument.
Colton: About what?
Pat: Her paycheck. She said I was hording money.
Calleigh: Were you?
Pat: NO. I paid her like I paid everyone else.
Colton: So your argument spun out of control, and she ran her face into the wall. But, that was by accident, right?
Pat: *frowns* Who do you think I am? Some kind of...Wife beater?
Calleigh: She wasn't your wife.
Pat: I know. I couldn't find another expression.
Colton: Look, there's only one way she could have ended up like that. And cause of death was blunt force trauma.
Pat: I didn't kill her. She was alive when she ran off.
Calleigh: Ran off. So you did hurt her.
Pat: I might have...Pushed her.
Colton: Into a wall.
Pat: I didn't know she was going to hit the wall. I didn't even hit her that hard! But I swear she was fine when she left.
Calleigh: *looks at Colton*
Colton: Stick around.
Ballistics, 2 hours later
Delko: Hey you got anything?
Speed: I gave the DNA from the bullet to Valera. Results are on the table. The test fire from this gun is a match so it's the murder weapon.
Delko: Great, you find out who it was registered to?
Speed: Bob Howard.
Delko: The husband.
Speed: And get this, Lisa's first husband who was supposedly shot and killed? They never found his body.
Delko: So how did they know he died?
Speed: They found a bullet in the wall, and some blood. The blood matched her 'dead' husband.
Delko: You got a sample of it?
Speed: I still need a warrant. But we can go visit Lisa's current husband and ask him a few questions.
Delko: More like slap him with some cuffs.
Speed: We'll see.
Delko: ...Before you were so ready to arrest anyone involved in the case, and now you're playing it safe?
Speed: *takes off latex gloves*
Delko: What's with you?
Speed: Nothing.
Delko: This isn't about the kid is it? It's about the mother.
Speed: What are you talking about?
Delko: You were ready to put her away for murder.
Speed: She was a suspect.
Delko: Yeah but not officially.
Speed: Yeah I'm that terrible. I assumed she was guilty because I was that angry. *rolls eyes*
Delko: It's about Katie.
Speed: What?
Delko: She was driving when Riley was killed. She had an abortion, and if she had taken Holly to her checkups, the cancer would have been found earlier. You're still angry with her because you think she killed them. And you think Lisa killed her child.
Speed: *frowns* I am not angry with Katie.
Delko: Well you sure had a problem with Lisa.
Speed: You know what? Say whatever you want. I'm going to solve the case. *leaves, slams door*
Delko: *sigh*
TBC..............
To tell you the truth, I don't trust her either. :lol:
Aw, YAY for being ahead of Calleigh.
Do You Want More
Pat Aiken's house
Colton: Nice place.
Calleigh: Yeah one of the great things about Miami.
Colton: *clicks on flashlight* Looks like there was a struggle in here.
Calleigh: The staff said he drinks a lot.
Colton: Maybe he got violent, and the victim happened to be here.
Calleigh: Take a look at that.
Colton: There's a hole in the wall.
Calleigh: And scratches.
Colton: Explains the paint under our victim's nails.
Calleigh: Did anyone say anything about them being in a relationship?
Colton: Apparently 'Judy' was new. No one knew who she was.
Calleigh: Maybe Pat gave her the job.
Colton: And took her life.
Halls, lab
Delko: So did Lisa say anything?
Speed: Nothing.
Delko: Where is she?
Speed: She went home.
Delko: You let her go?
Speed: We don't have anything against her, so we can't arrest her without evidence. You talk to the husband?
Delko: He's in a business meeting, didn't want to be interrupted.
Speed: Well right now we have another victim to find.
Delko: Well Valera tested the blood samples from the floor, and one of the samples didn't match Jack.
Speed: Really.
Delko: *hands over folder*
Speed: *opens folder* Male.
Delko: Yeah so I phoned the summer camp, and none of the staff or kids have a gunshot wound, and none of them have turned up missing.
Speed: *stops walking*
Delko: What?
Speed: You can't turn up missing.
Delko: ...
Speed: ...Nevermind. *walks*
Delko: *follows* Well let's get a reference sample from all the parties involved anyway.
Speed: Can't without a warrant.
Delko: Then we need more evidence.
Yelina: *walks over* I've got something.
Speed: Yeah?
Yelina: Someone found a shotgun outside the perimiter of the camp.
Speed: The murder weapon.
Delko: Who found it?
Yelina: One of the kids.
Speed: Did the kid find a dead body?
Yelina: No.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Delko: Well we can confirm who the gun belongs to. Where's Calleigh?
Speed: She's working with Colton and Anni on a different case. I'll process the gun.
Delko: ...You will?
Speed: What.
Delko: Well you and guns don't really mix.
Speed: It's not like I'm going to shoot myself with it.
Delko: I know. It's what you won't do with it.
Speed: The gun will work.
Delko: *laughs*
Speed: That's not funny.
Delko: Yeah it is.
Interview room
Calleigh: Mister Aiken, we found evidence of a fight at your home.
Pat: ...So?
Colton: So someone died in your art museum.
Pat: What does the art museum have to do with my house?
Calleigh: You hired Judy.
Pat: Yes, that's right I did.
Calleigh: Where did you meet her?
Pat: A bar.
Colton: You hired some woman after meeting her at a bar?
Pat: You'd be surprised how many people do that.
Calleigh: We want to know why you did it.
Pat: ....She was pretty. The only people who work at the museum are old retired bags with nothing else to do.
Calleigh: So she was for promotional purposes.
Pat: How else do you expect the place to make money? The art? *laughs*
Colton: So she's been to your house.
Pat: Yes she's been to my house.
Colton: Why?
Pat: That's where the interview was.
Calleigh: *lifts brow* A little more than an interview went on in there Mister Aiken.
Pat: ...We had an argument.
Colton: About what?
Pat: Her paycheck. She said I was hording money.
Calleigh: Were you?
Pat: NO. I paid her like I paid everyone else.
Colton: So your argument spun out of control, and she ran her face into the wall. But, that was by accident, right?
Pat: *frowns* Who do you think I am? Some kind of...Wife beater?
Calleigh: She wasn't your wife.
Pat: I know. I couldn't find another expression.
Colton: Look, there's only one way she could have ended up like that. And cause of death was blunt force trauma.
Pat: I didn't kill her. She was alive when she ran off.
Calleigh: Ran off. So you did hurt her.
Pat: I might have...Pushed her.
Colton: Into a wall.
Pat: I didn't know she was going to hit the wall. I didn't even hit her that hard! But I swear she was fine when she left.
Calleigh: *looks at Colton*
Colton: Stick around.
Ballistics, 2 hours later
Delko: Hey you got anything?
Speed: I gave the DNA from the bullet to Valera. Results are on the table. The test fire from this gun is a match so it's the murder weapon.
Delko: Great, you find out who it was registered to?
Speed: Bob Howard.
Delko: The husband.
Speed: And get this, Lisa's first husband who was supposedly shot and killed? They never found his body.
Delko: So how did they know he died?
Speed: They found a bullet in the wall, and some blood. The blood matched her 'dead' husband.
Delko: You got a sample of it?
Speed: I still need a warrant. But we can go visit Lisa's current husband and ask him a few questions.
Delko: More like slap him with some cuffs.
Speed: We'll see.
Delko: ...Before you were so ready to arrest anyone involved in the case, and now you're playing it safe?
Speed: *takes off latex gloves*
Delko: What's with you?
Speed: Nothing.
Delko: This isn't about the kid is it? It's about the mother.
Speed: What are you talking about?
Delko: You were ready to put her away for murder.
Speed: She was a suspect.
Delko: Yeah but not officially.
Speed: Yeah I'm that terrible. I assumed she was guilty because I was that angry. *rolls eyes*
Delko: It's about Katie.
Speed: What?
Delko: She was driving when Riley was killed. She had an abortion, and if she had taken Holly to her checkups, the cancer would have been found earlier. You're still angry with her because you think she killed them. And you think Lisa killed her child.
Speed: *frowns* I am not angry with Katie.
Delko: Well you sure had a problem with Lisa.
Speed: You know what? Say whatever you want. I'm going to solve the case. *leaves, slams door*
Delko: *sigh*
TBC..............
calleighspeedle
Coroner
update soon Geni
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Hey! *points finger at the air* I will admit Riley was my fault...I was driving the car BUT I wasn't driving the car that hit us because then I would have to be in two places at once and that is just freaky. Yes I did have an abortion and that was my fault and I didn't take Holly to the doctor so yes that was my fault to. But awww he can't hate me because then that would....oh what do I care I love angry Speed. lol.
But behind all of that crazyness that is Eric Delko he sure does bring in some good psycho babble crap. lol.
But behind all of that crazyness that is Eric Delko he sure does bring in some good psycho babble crap. lol.
Yep, and I think she had...Two? I'm not sure. :lol:
And Colton! :lol: You crack me up. And you don't overthink things too much you just....Type too much.
I kid, I kid. *hugs*Katie! You make me laugh so much! *huggles you*
Hold On Easy As I Let You Go
Lounge
Speed: *walks in* Hey, takin' a break?
Jess: Uh huh. *playing video games*
Speed: Do you even have a case?
Jess: I'm waiting for Eric.
Speed: Well I need to talk to him, have you seen him?
Jess: Why?
Speed: Blood results from Valera. The sample from the floor says that whoever was near the victim, was his father.
Jess: Oh fun. Go find him.
Speed: The kid's dad wasn't shot.
Jess: OH MAN! That's so weird.
Speed: *sits* Yeah well Eric would probably say the same but I can't find him.
Jess: *hums*
Speed: ...What are you playing?
Jess: Jeopardy.
Speed: At least you're challenging your mind.
Jess: No way I have this on 'green-horn'.
Speed: You're smarter than that.
Jess: I know but I get more money this way. I just wish they would actually give you money because I could be a millionaire by now.
Speed: Life sucks.
Jess: Tell me about it. Alex Trebec doesn't look nearly as pasty on the game as he does on the show.
Speed: *grabs newspaper*
Jess: *humming*
Speed: *frowns*
Jess: *singing* You'll always be my little girl. When you were in trouble that crooked little smile, could melt my heart of stone...
Speed: *looks at Jess*
Jess: ...What?
Speed: *looks down at floor*
Jess: ...I'm sorry.
Speed: ...
Jess: *hugs Speed*
Speed: *starts to cry*
Jess: *lifts brows* Uh....It's okay...
Speed: I miss my baby.
Jess: Oh come on, you're going to make me cry now.
Delko: *walks in* ....Am I interrupting something?
Jess: *lets go* Speed wanted to see you.
Speed: *wipes eyes* Uh, *coughs* Yeah. *stands* DNA from the floor is similar to Jack's DNA.
Delko: Really.
Speed: Probably his father.
Delko: ....Bob doesn't have a gunshot wound.
Speed: Then he's not his father.
Delko: Motive.
Speed: Yeah come on, let's get to his office.
Delko: ...You okay?
Speed: No I'm not okay. *leaves*
Delko: ..At least he's truthful.
Jess: *laughs*
AV Lab
Calleigh: *sits* Okay so what are these?
Colton: I managed to get my hands on some security footage from the art museum.
Calleigh: Find anything good?
Colton: Yeah. *types*
Calleigh: *watches*
Colton: *sits back on chair*
Calleigh: ...She ran inside.
Colton: And she's bleeding.
Calleigh: Who's that behind her?
Colton: I don't know. He's wearing all black.
Calleigh: Well zoom up.
Colton: *typing*
Calleigh: That doesn't look like Pat.
Colton: That's because it isn't. I have seen that face somewhere before though.
Calleigh: Where?
Colton: Rafael.
Calleigh: ...The man who worked in the lingerie store.
Colton: Yeah.
Calleigh: So why's he after Judy?
Colton: I don't know, let's go ask him.
Calleigh: He was released?
Colton: Three days ago.
Calleigh: The murder happened three days ago.
Bob Howard's office, downtown Miami
Bob: Can I help you gentlemen?
Speed: Yeah. Do you own a shotgun?
Bob: ...No.
Delko: *smirks* That's not what IBIS says. You registered a shotgun two seven ago under your name and Lisa's name.
Bob: So?
Speed: You weren't married to her seven years ago.
Bob: *frowns* What are you implying?
Speed: I'm not implying anything. I'm stating facts based on the evidence.
Delko: Lisa's former husband, they never found his body.
Speed: Getting shot twice must suck.
Bob: No one shot him a second time because he died.
Speed: *puts folder on table* You're also not the boy's father.
Bob: ...
Speed: If you thought we'd miss that, you're less intelligent than you led us to believe. I mean, big office downtown with a nice paycheck and you couldn't even manipulate us.
Delko: You manipulated Lisa though. She thought her husband was dead, and then she was suddenly accused of his murder. A murder that probably didn't happen.
Bob: The cops found blood at the scene.
Speed: That doesn't mean he died.
Bob: *shakes head*
Delko: Evidence says he was shot a second time, but the shooter didn't expect him to be standing right next to his son. The son he was probably just trying to visit after seven years. Maybe he just wanted to see him.
Bob: This is ridiculous.
Speed: You probably didn't like that. I mean, you wanted Lisa seven years ago and the only thing that stood in your way was her husband. So you shot him, and he ran off. Probably wasn't a fatal wound because now we know your aim is a little off.
Bob: I don't have to listen to this.
Delko: You found him again, this time with Jack.
Bob: When they discovered him dead, I had just pulled up. I was going to pick him up, it was his last day.
Delko: cellphone rings
Speed: *places hands in pockets*
Bob: *sigh*
Delko: *closes phone* Your tire tracks puts your SUV in the line of fire. You were there before you were supposed to be. Maybe you wanted to get there a little earlier.
Bob: Who was that on the phone?
Delko: Patrol. They analyzed the tracks where the gun was found. We had a warrant for your SUV, which they were checking out while we came up here to talk to you.
Speed: Why don't you tell us what happened.
Bob: *sits in chair* ....It was an accident. I wasn't aiming for Jack. Warren, his father, showed up. I told him last time not to come back. I shot him last time in the femur.
Speed: And then Lisa got home, and found blood and a bullet in the wall, so she called the police who couldn't find the body or the weapon.
Bob: Yeah. It doesn't matter, she was aquitted. But the nerve for him to come back and find Jack. He might be related to him biologically, but I'm his father!
Delko: Well you ended up killing Jack instead.
Speed: Wherever Warren is, we'll find him but you're going to jail for murder.
Bob: I didn't mean to kill him!
Speed: Stand up.
Bob: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIND OUT YOUR SON IS DEAD!
Speed: *grabs cuffs* Yeah I do. *shoves Bob against wall*
Delko: *looks around*
Bob: Get your hands off of me!
Speed: People like you make me sick. *pushes Bob further against wall*
Bob: AH!
Speed: I hope you rot in hell you son of a bitch. *cuffs Bob*
Bob: *glares*
TBC..............
:lol: It's true, people do keep saying that to him. Poor guy.
1-800-Boobs
Outside, behind lab
Carly: Hey what are we doing back here?
Jess: We're playing soccer.
Carly: ...You're alone.
Lori: I'M HERE! *runs over* Hey aunt Carly, you going to play?
Carly: Nah, I don't think so.
Lori: Ah come on, it'll be fun.
Carly: No. I'm not good at games.
Jess: Okay here we go. *kicks ball*
Lori: I GOT IT!
Ball hits Lori in the head
Lori: *holding head* I DON'T GO IT!
Jess: *laughing*
Carly: *sits on bench* Where's Anni?
Jess: She's supposed to be on a case but she's under your table eating grass.
Carly: *screams*
Anni: *waves* Hey girl.
Carly: Don't do that.
Anni: Okay here we go. Kick the ball this way.
Lori: Um no. It's mine.
Anni: Give it.
Lori: Back off.
Anni: Give me the ball.
Lori: Get your own ball. You suck at soccer anyway.
Anni: I do not.
Lori: You broke a nail and started crying.
Anni: IT HURTS!
Lori: Getting balls in the face hurts too.
Everyone: ...
Lori: Okay that was a little dirty.
Anni: Alright, give me the ball.
Lori: Never.
Anni: *grabs ball*
Lori: HEY! BACK OFF BIATCH!
Jess: Aw she's just like her mother.
Anni: GIVE ME THE BALL YOU SNACK PACK!
Lori: NEVER YOU JACKASS!
Jess: Aw she's just like her father.
Anni: It says my name on it!
Lori: It says 'property of Dade-county Jail on it'!
Anni: EXACTLY!
Lori: *kicks Anni*
Anni: AH! AH! *pulls Lori's hair*
Lori: CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE!
Anni: I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER!
Lori: *drops ball* What?
Anni: SUCKER! *grabs ball, runs off*
Lori: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! *runs* YOU WERE LYING RIGHT?!
Anni: YEAH!
Lori: *pounces on Anni*
Anni: AH!!!
Lori: GIVE ME THE BALL OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!
Anni: YOU'RE TOO COMPETITIVE!
Lori: YOU'RE NOT!
Anni: I AM SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO! Hey look! It's Columbia!
Lori: What?
Anni: *kicks Lori*
Lori: OW! *falls over*
Jess: Guys this is no way to play soccer!
Anni: Hell they do it all the time like this.
Jess: Uh yeah, in the stands.
Anni: We are in the stands.
Jess: You're on the field.
Anni: Then come across the fence and catch us.
Jess: Fine. *jumps over fence, falls* AH!
Lori: Oh BURN!
Anni: THE WEDDING'S OFF!
Jess: MY BOOBS ARE STUCK!
Lori: Doesn't that hurt?
Jess: Yes it does so get me out.
Lori: I kind of like you like this. All stuck an everythin'.
Jess: Just grab a stick and get me out.
Lori: What did you want me to do with the stick? Beat you until your boobs deflate and you drop out?
Jess: That would be even more painful so no.
Anni: I have a plan, I have a plan.
Lori: Okay what is it?
Anni: You have small hands, dig her out.
Lori: She's stuck IN the fence Anni, not UNDER the fence.
Anni: Why does she always try to go through the fence?
Jess: SHUT UP AND GET ME OUT ALREADY!
Lori: I know what'll do it. A kick in the ass.
Anni: You have my undying respect.
Lori: Let's look for something to get her out. *walks away*
Anni: *walks away*
Jess: I'll...Be here.
2 hours later, it's now dark out
Jess: Guys? ...Guys!....Girls?
Lori: I found something.
Jess: *screams*
Lori: *clicks on flashlight* Why are you screaming?
Jess: You scared me.
Lori: Okay Anni says she found some stuff to help you.
Anni: *walks over* Vaseline and a toothpick.
Jess: ...You're kidding right?
Anni: Hey it works in the army.
Jess: For what? Defusing bombs?
Anni: You better be happy those gozongas aren't bombs hun.
Jess: No. You are not using a toothpick to get me out.
Anni: Okay I brought four alluminum cans.
Jess: For what?
Anni: So we can set up a string between them all and call each other. It'll be fun. *giggles*
Jess: *frowns*
Anni: Okay so we didn't find anything good. We can shoot you out.
Jess: NO! For the love of everything that is not guns, NO.
Lori: *slaps Anni* We don't want to add more guns to the mix if you know what I mean.
Anni: Okay you ARE your father.
Lori: Jess, we'll get you out.
Jess: I've been waiting all night.
Carly: *walks over* Are you still out here?
Jess: It has become a rescue mission of the awkward variety.
Anni: I wanted to make a phone with cans.
Carly: So just grab her and pull.
Lori: That would involve touching her.
Carly: We're all women.
Lori: *laughs* I'm a girl. I am not a woman.
Carly: You're not a Britney Spears song so get in there and grab her.
Anni: And besides, I think Lori's pretty hot.
Everyone: *looks at Anni*
Anni: ...If I was a guy. Which I'm not. I want tacos. Who wants tacos?
Everyone: ....
Anni: WHAT! She has beautiful blonde hair and bright green eyes. I am jelous.
Lori: Anni, I think we have more pressing issues than who's hotter.
Anni: But you have all of that at sixteen...
Lori: Let it go.
Anni: You know, your dad's another piece of work altogether.
Lori: *slaps Anni* Shut up about my dad.
Anni: What? He's a nice lookin' fella.
Lori: *frowns* He is not.
Anni: Yes he is.
Lori: Not.
Anni: He is.
Lori: Not.
Anni: He is.
Lori: NOT.
Anni: IS.
Lori: NOT!
Anni: IS!
Lori: NOT! NOT! NOT! *covers ears* NOT! NOT! NOT!
Anni: IS IS IS!
Jess: Guys? Come on.
TBC...............
1-800-Boobs
Outside, behind lab
Carly: Hey what are we doing back here?
Jess: We're playing soccer.
Carly: ...You're alone.
Lori: I'M HERE! *runs over* Hey aunt Carly, you going to play?
Carly: Nah, I don't think so.
Lori: Ah come on, it'll be fun.
Carly: No. I'm not good at games.
Jess: Okay here we go. *kicks ball*
Lori: I GOT IT!
Ball hits Lori in the head
Lori: *holding head* I DON'T GO IT!
Jess: *laughing*
Carly: *sits on bench* Where's Anni?
Jess: She's supposed to be on a case but she's under your table eating grass.
Carly: *screams*
Anni: *waves* Hey girl.
Carly: Don't do that.
Anni: Okay here we go. Kick the ball this way.
Lori: Um no. It's mine.
Anni: Give it.
Lori: Back off.
Anni: Give me the ball.
Lori: Get your own ball. You suck at soccer anyway.
Anni: I do not.
Lori: You broke a nail and started crying.
Anni: IT HURTS!
Lori: Getting balls in the face hurts too.
Everyone: ...
Lori: Okay that was a little dirty.
Anni: Alright, give me the ball.
Lori: Never.
Anni: *grabs ball*
Lori: HEY! BACK OFF BIATCH!
Jess: Aw she's just like her mother.
Anni: GIVE ME THE BALL YOU SNACK PACK!
Lori: NEVER YOU JACKASS!
Jess: Aw she's just like her father.
Anni: It says my name on it!
Lori: It says 'property of Dade-county Jail on it'!
Anni: EXACTLY!
Lori: *kicks Anni*
Anni: AH! AH! *pulls Lori's hair*
Lori: CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE!
Anni: I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER!
Lori: *drops ball* What?
Anni: SUCKER! *grabs ball, runs off*
Lori: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! *runs* YOU WERE LYING RIGHT?!
Anni: YEAH!
Lori: *pounces on Anni*
Anni: AH!!!
Lori: GIVE ME THE BALL OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!
Anni: YOU'RE TOO COMPETITIVE!
Lori: YOU'RE NOT!
Anni: I AM SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO!
Lori: NOT!
Anni: SO! Hey look! It's Columbia!
Lori: What?
Anni: *kicks Lori*
Lori: OW! *falls over*
Jess: Guys this is no way to play soccer!
Anni: Hell they do it all the time like this.
Jess: Uh yeah, in the stands.
Anni: We are in the stands.
Jess: You're on the field.
Anni: Then come across the fence and catch us.
Jess: Fine. *jumps over fence, falls* AH!
Lori: Oh BURN!
Anni: THE WEDDING'S OFF!
Jess: MY BOOBS ARE STUCK!
Lori: Doesn't that hurt?
Jess: Yes it does so get me out.
Lori: I kind of like you like this. All stuck an everythin'.
Jess: Just grab a stick and get me out.
Lori: What did you want me to do with the stick? Beat you until your boobs deflate and you drop out?
Jess: That would be even more painful so no.
Anni: I have a plan, I have a plan.
Lori: Okay what is it?
Anni: You have small hands, dig her out.
Lori: She's stuck IN the fence Anni, not UNDER the fence.
Anni: Why does she always try to go through the fence?
Jess: SHUT UP AND GET ME OUT ALREADY!
Lori: I know what'll do it. A kick in the ass.
Anni: You have my undying respect.
Lori: Let's look for something to get her out. *walks away*
Anni: *walks away*
Jess: I'll...Be here.
2 hours later, it's now dark out
Jess: Guys? ...Guys!....Girls?
Lori: I found something.
Jess: *screams*
Lori: *clicks on flashlight* Why are you screaming?
Jess: You scared me.
Lori: Okay Anni says she found some stuff to help you.
Anni: *walks over* Vaseline and a toothpick.
Jess: ...You're kidding right?
Anni: Hey it works in the army.
Jess: For what? Defusing bombs?
Anni: You better be happy those gozongas aren't bombs hun.
Jess: No. You are not using a toothpick to get me out.
Anni: Okay I brought four alluminum cans.
Jess: For what?
Anni: So we can set up a string between them all and call each other. It'll be fun. *giggles*
Jess: *frowns*
Anni: Okay so we didn't find anything good. We can shoot you out.
Jess: NO! For the love of everything that is not guns, NO.
Lori: *slaps Anni* We don't want to add more guns to the mix if you know what I mean.
Anni: Okay you ARE your father.
Lori: Jess, we'll get you out.
Jess: I've been waiting all night.
Carly: *walks over* Are you still out here?
Jess: It has become a rescue mission of the awkward variety.
Anni: I wanted to make a phone with cans.
Carly: So just grab her and pull.
Lori: That would involve touching her.
Carly: We're all women.
Lori: *laughs* I'm a girl. I am not a woman.
Carly: You're not a Britney Spears song so get in there and grab her.
Anni: And besides, I think Lori's pretty hot.
Everyone: *looks at Anni*
Anni: ...If I was a guy. Which I'm not. I want tacos. Who wants tacos?
Everyone: ....
Anni: WHAT! She has beautiful blonde hair and bright green eyes. I am jelous.
Lori: Anni, I think we have more pressing issues than who's hotter.
Anni: But you have all of that at sixteen...
Lori: Let it go.
Anni: You know, your dad's another piece of work altogether.
Lori: *slaps Anni* Shut up about my dad.
Anni: What? He's a nice lookin' fella.
Lori: *frowns* He is not.
Anni: Yes he is.
Lori: Not.
Anni: He is.
Lori: Not.
Anni: He is.
Lori: NOT.
Anni: IS.
Lori: NOT!
Anni: IS!
Lori: NOT! NOT! NOT! *covers ears* NOT! NOT! NOT!
Anni: IS IS IS!
Jess: Guys? Come on.
TBC...............
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
HAHA Awwwwwwwwww she's her parent's daughter! How cute!
OKAY LET'S GET SOMETHING SRAIGHT HERE lol. Okay, ALL THREE girls got through the damn fence just fine! And then they said, "oh you can fit" and I put my head in first then one boob, then UH OH the other one decided to be gay and not go through in front of my very male and not too bad looking coach. (A lot of us had crushes on him when we were little). Yeah, so I'm sitting there stuck in a frigging fence while he's laughing at me and all the other girls are trying to pull me out. Finally, my boob decided that I'd had enough and let me go. I will never do that again damnit lol.
-_- It figures lol.
You know what, I'm gonna have to side with Anni on that one lol. Great job Geni, you always keep me laughing. Update soon please!
Attention, Only Need A Second
Lounge, midnight
Anni, Jess, Lori walk in
Speed: *crosses arms*
Carly: *crosses arms*
Anni: *looking at the floor*
Jess: *kicks the floor*
Lori: *looks around*
Carly: They were outside.
Speed: Doing what?
Carly: Disturbing the peace.
Speed: Anni, you are an adult.
Anni: Yes, by age.
Speed: *frowns*
Jess: I got stuck, so none of this is was my fault.
Speed: Lori...
Lori: *grinning* Hi daddy.
Speed: *glares*
Lori: *grin fades*
Carly: All three of you are in big trouble. We told Horatio and he's pissed.
Anni: Why?
Carly: This is a place of business, and you destroyed public property.
Lori: It was just a fence!
Speed: I don't want to hear another word out of you until I say so.
Lori: *nods*
Carly: You ripped up sod, destroyed plants, broke a fence, and I don't even want to know about the spindled wire cutters.
Speed: Jess, Anni, the two of you should know better.
Anni: HEY! Why does the kid get special treatment?
Speed: She's not getting special treatment. You two are adults and you should know better.
Anni: I still don't see why Lori doesn't get grilled.
Carly: She will be dealt with. Both of you go home.
Jess: But...This really wasn't my fault, I got stuck.
Anni: Come on. *grabs Jess*
Jess: Fine.
Jess, Anni, leave
Carly: *frowning*
Lori: Uh...Haha...
Carly: I don't even know where to start.
Lori: You were there!
Carly: I tried to stop you guys.
Lori: ..Come on I mean...Dad?
Speed: *stares at Lori*
Lori: So this is my fault. Like you said, they're the adults.
Carly: Lori you have to know that there are consequences for your actions.
Lori: Like what?
Carly: We've decided that you will not be allowed to visit your friends for the next month, and you will not be allowed to come here as well.
Lori: *wide-eyed* What?
Carly: That's the rules.
Lori: Dad?
Speed: Uh...
Carly: *slaps Speed* Don't break.
Speed: Yeah but, you really think not being able to come to the lab is really necessary?
Carly: Yes.
Lori: No! It's not! What does mom have to say about this?
Carly: I called her and she thinks it's an acceptable punishment.
Lori: Dad!
Speed: *looks at Carly*
Carly: Tim you're a cop. Toughen up.
Speed: Lori, your aunt and your mother have agreed to this.
Lori: Have you?
Speed: ...I thought so.
Carly: Lori, take the bus home. We have some work to finish.
Lori: *shakes head* Okay wait a second. I'm not allowed in here?
Carly: No.
Lori: But, it's the only time I practically have to see dad! He's always at work and I'm at school!
Carly: Then you shouldn't have been outside messing around and destroying property.
Lori: You guys are actually serious about this?
Carly: Yes.
Lori: Daddy?
Speed: I-
Carly: *whispers* Don't let her use that daddy stuff.
Speed: *clears throat* Lori...
Lori: *stares at Speed*
Speed: Uh...Just go home, we'll talk about it later.
Lori: ...Fine. *leaves, slams door*
Carly: I can't believe you can't stay no to her.
Speed: What's the big deal? So she broke a fence and ripped some grass. It was at the back of the building, no one's going to know.
Carly: That's not the point. She needs to know her limits.
Speed: Limits...And who do you think the parent is?
Carly: Tim you need to step up. She is going to continue to defy you and maniplulate you into getting what she wants.
Speed: *shakes head*
Carly: Maybe she should stay with me and Josh for a while. You know, learn some things.
Speed: Excuse me?
Carly: Well, I mean Katie's pulling a triple at the hotel and you're going to be here all night. She's taking care of herself.
Speed: So?
Carly: LORI! LORI GET IN HERE!
Lori: *walks in* What, you're going to take away my clothes too so I can go around naked?
Carly: You're staying with me and Josh for a while. It'll give you some stability.
Lori: *lifts brow* What are you talkin' about?
Carly: I'll call your mother and we'll discuss it.
Lori: Um parent standing right there. Talk.
Carly: Lori you have needs, and they're not being met. Maybe some time with people who love you will make you happier.
Lori: *looks at Speed* Daddy I don't want to go.
Speed: ...
Carly: Don't fall for it, Tim.
Speed: She clearly doesn't want to go.
Carly: I don't care. She can't just run around hell's half acre whenever she wants. She needs rules, boundaries, and a structure. She has to learn discipline. I mean, when my father was in the military I had to address him as 'sir'.
Lori: Wait, I don't have to do that, right?
Carly: I'm sure Josh won't make you but you'll get used to it.
Lori: You can't just pass me around like some volley ball.
Carly: We aren't. You're going to stay with us for a week, maybe two and you'll learn some manners.
Lori: This is because we ripped up some grass?
Carly: It's for your own good.
Lori: Daddy!
Speed: Just go with her Lori.
Lori: Why!
Speed: We're never home anyway. I mean, how many times have you cooked tv dinners?
Lori: ....A few times.
Speed: This is just for a week, minumum. I promise.
Lori: *narrows eyes*
Speed: I have never lied to you.
Lori: *nods* A week. Then I can go home?
Carly: You can.
Lori: ....Alright.
Carly: I'll drive you back to my place in a few. Go wait in the Hummer.
Lori: *leaves*
Carly: Now Tim I know what you're going to say, a-
Speed: You had better hope she learns something.
Carly: Me too.
Speed: You'll uh...You'll be a good mother. *walks away*
Carly: *smirks*
TBC.................
Lounge, midnight
Anni, Jess, Lori walk in
Speed: *crosses arms*
Carly: *crosses arms*
Anni: *looking at the floor*
Jess: *kicks the floor*
Lori: *looks around*
Carly: They were outside.
Speed: Doing what?
Carly: Disturbing the peace.
Speed: Anni, you are an adult.
Anni: Yes, by age.
Speed: *frowns*
Jess: I got stuck, so none of this is was my fault.
Speed: Lori...
Lori: *grinning* Hi daddy.
Speed: *glares*
Lori: *grin fades*
Carly: All three of you are in big trouble. We told Horatio and he's pissed.
Anni: Why?
Carly: This is a place of business, and you destroyed public property.
Lori: It was just a fence!
Speed: I don't want to hear another word out of you until I say so.
Lori: *nods*
Carly: You ripped up sod, destroyed plants, broke a fence, and I don't even want to know about the spindled wire cutters.
Speed: Jess, Anni, the two of you should know better.
Anni: HEY! Why does the kid get special treatment?
Speed: She's not getting special treatment. You two are adults and you should know better.
Anni: I still don't see why Lori doesn't get grilled.
Carly: She will be dealt with. Both of you go home.
Jess: But...This really wasn't my fault, I got stuck.
Anni: Come on. *grabs Jess*
Jess: Fine.
Jess, Anni, leave
Carly: *frowning*
Lori: Uh...Haha...
Carly: I don't even know where to start.
Lori: You were there!
Carly: I tried to stop you guys.
Lori: ..Come on I mean...Dad?
Speed: *stares at Lori*
Lori: So this is my fault. Like you said, they're the adults.
Carly: Lori you have to know that there are consequences for your actions.
Lori: Like what?
Carly: We've decided that you will not be allowed to visit your friends for the next month, and you will not be allowed to come here as well.
Lori: *wide-eyed* What?
Carly: That's the rules.
Lori: Dad?
Speed: Uh...
Carly: *slaps Speed* Don't break.
Speed: Yeah but, you really think not being able to come to the lab is really necessary?
Carly: Yes.
Lori: No! It's not! What does mom have to say about this?
Carly: I called her and she thinks it's an acceptable punishment.
Lori: Dad!
Speed: *looks at Carly*
Carly: Tim you're a cop. Toughen up.
Speed: Lori, your aunt and your mother have agreed to this.
Lori: Have you?
Speed: ...I thought so.
Carly: Lori, take the bus home. We have some work to finish.
Lori: *shakes head* Okay wait a second. I'm not allowed in here?
Carly: No.
Lori: But, it's the only time I practically have to see dad! He's always at work and I'm at school!
Carly: Then you shouldn't have been outside messing around and destroying property.
Lori: You guys are actually serious about this?
Carly: Yes.
Lori: Daddy?
Speed: I-
Carly: *whispers* Don't let her use that daddy stuff.
Speed: *clears throat* Lori...
Lori: *stares at Speed*
Speed: Uh...Just go home, we'll talk about it later.
Lori: ...Fine. *leaves, slams door*
Carly: I can't believe you can't stay no to her.
Speed: What's the big deal? So she broke a fence and ripped some grass. It was at the back of the building, no one's going to know.
Carly: That's not the point. She needs to know her limits.
Speed: Limits...And who do you think the parent is?
Carly: Tim you need to step up. She is going to continue to defy you and maniplulate you into getting what she wants.
Speed: *shakes head*
Carly: Maybe she should stay with me and Josh for a while. You know, learn some things.
Speed: Excuse me?
Carly: Well, I mean Katie's pulling a triple at the hotel and you're going to be here all night. She's taking care of herself.
Speed: So?
Carly: LORI! LORI GET IN HERE!
Lori: *walks in* What, you're going to take away my clothes too so I can go around naked?
Carly: You're staying with me and Josh for a while. It'll give you some stability.
Lori: *lifts brow* What are you talkin' about?
Carly: I'll call your mother and we'll discuss it.
Lori: Um parent standing right there. Talk.
Carly: Lori you have needs, and they're not being met. Maybe some time with people who love you will make you happier.
Lori: *looks at Speed* Daddy I don't want to go.
Speed: ...
Carly: Don't fall for it, Tim.
Speed: She clearly doesn't want to go.
Carly: I don't care. She can't just run around hell's half acre whenever she wants. She needs rules, boundaries, and a structure. She has to learn discipline. I mean, when my father was in the military I had to address him as 'sir'.
Lori: Wait, I don't have to do that, right?
Carly: I'm sure Josh won't make you but you'll get used to it.
Lori: You can't just pass me around like some volley ball.
Carly: We aren't. You're going to stay with us for a week, maybe two and you'll learn some manners.
Lori: This is because we ripped up some grass?
Carly: It's for your own good.
Lori: Daddy!
Speed: Just go with her Lori.
Lori: Why!
Speed: We're never home anyway. I mean, how many times have you cooked tv dinners?
Lori: ....A few times.
Speed: This is just for a week, minumum. I promise.
Lori: *narrows eyes*
Speed: I have never lied to you.
Lori: *nods* A week. Then I can go home?
Carly: You can.
Lori: ....Alright.
Carly: I'll drive you back to my place in a few. Go wait in the Hummer.
Lori: *leaves*
Carly: Now Tim I know what you're going to say, a-
Speed: You had better hope she learns something.
Carly: Me too.
Speed: You'll uh...You'll be a good mother. *walks away*
Carly: *smirks*
TBC.................
carlz31
Coroner
Awww, Poor Jess...she got her boobs stuck in the fence again?!...geez. And soccer? :lol: That was awesome!
and AWWWWW that last chapter was so cute!...and I noticed something...I've turned into Katie! but Awwwww, Lori's going to stay with us...I hope she learns something too...
please update soon
(P.S I'm sorry for the short review, but I'm incredibly tired when I wrote this, so I may write a more detailed one in the morning when I can actually think)
and AWWWWW that last chapter was so cute!...and I noticed something...I've turned into Katie!
but Awwwww, Lori's going to stay with us...I hope she learns something too...please update soon
(P.S I'm sorry for the short review, but I'm incredibly tired when I wrote this, so I may write a more detailed one in the morning when I can actually think
)speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Hmmm...I'm having a few mixed feelings about this whole Carly kinda taking charge thing. I mean yeah Tim does kinda need to toughin up a little but....yeah.
When the chapter first started I was like "Uh..hello I'm the mother not Carly" and then the next line that I read was about how Carly called me. lol. So I think I need to finish reading a chapter before I judge anything. lol.
I don't know maybe I took that chapter the wrong but I didn't really like the whole Carly kinda taken charge thing.
*shakes head* Jessie what ARE we going to do with you? This makes number what....4? I can see how you can get them stuck under a fence because your trying to get away from something or someone and its a tight fit but seriously how do you get them stuck IN a fence? You never cease to amaze me.
Update soon please
When the chapter first started I was like "Uh..hello I'm the mother not Carly" and then the next line that I read was about how Carly called me. lol. So I think I need to finish reading a chapter before I judge anything. lol.
....huh....just because I'm working a triple and Speed's at work doesn't mean we don't love our child.
I don't know maybe I took that chapter the wrong but I didn't really like the whole Carly kinda taken charge thing.
*shakes head* Jessie what ARE we going to do with you? This makes number what....4? I can see how you can get them stuck under a fence because your trying to get away from something or someone and its a tight fit but seriously how do you get them stuck IN a fence? You never cease to amaze me.
Update soon please
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