Oh, capable? I don't know about that. :lol: Eh, I haven't let anyone down so far have I?
And I just need to say, everyone here is so naturally funny, that it's really inspiring. I always get a good laugh out of the reviews.
All Of This Around Us, Falls
Bottom of cliff
Horatio: *opens eyes* ....We're not dead are we?
Delko: ...They sure make these Hummerhomes to last.
Horatio: You're welcome.
Speed: Carly....Carly you can let go of me now.
Carly: *clinging to Speed* No.
Speed: We're fine.
Carly: *lifts head* We are?
Speed: Yeah.
Carly: *lets go*
Speed: Thank you.
Jess: Who else hit their head on a window.
Carole: *lifts hand*
Calleigh: So what hit us?
Horatio: Well now that we're on the ground...*opens door, walks outside*
Delko: I hate it when he does that. *follows*
Calleigh: Wait for me. *runs*
Speed: *stands*
Carly: *grabs Speed's hand*
Speed: *looks down*
Carly: *shaking*
Speed: Are you okay?
Carly: *shakes head*
Anni: You're fine.
Carly: Um...I have this slight fear of heights and falling off of cliffs.
Anni: Slight?
Carly: Okay not slight.
Speed: Well you need to let go of my hand.
Carly: *stares at Speed*
Speed: ...*sigh* Okay I'll stay.
Carly: *nods*
Anni: Would you stay for me?
Speed: You're not afraid of heights.
Anni: We're on the ground.
Carly: Do you ever shut up?
Anni: Not really.
Outside
Horatio: *places hands on hips*
Delko: Well that's interesting.
Calleigh: ...How...Is that possible?
Delko: It's a rocket. We were hit with a rocket.
Horatio: The truth, *puts on shades* Is out there.
Delko/Calleigh: *look at Horatio*
Hummerhome
Speed: Will you stop shaking? We're fine.
Carly: If you're afraid of spiders, and one climbs onto your face, do you just automatically stop being afraid once it jumps off?
Speed: I'm not afraid of spiders.
Carly: Fine, bad example.
Anni: Maybe you just need to relax. I'll get the sleeping pills.
Carly: What? No.
Anni: Why not?
Carly: I don't want sleeping pills.
Anni: They'll calm you down.
Carly: Why don't you just hand me a giant doobie and say go for it?
Anni: Do you have any?
Carly: *frowns*
Speed: No one is lighting up.
Carly: Thank you.
Speed: You're welcome.
Anni: See? Communication is the key to any relationship.
Speed/Carly: *look at Anni*
Anni: What?
Speed: We're not in a relationship.
Carly: Yeah.
Anni: You seem pretty close.
Carly: ...*lets go of Speed*
Speed: *stands* I'm going to go see what everyone else is doing. *leaves*
Carly: Anni, you ruin everything.
Anni: What? You wanted to be stuck to him like velcro?
Carly: No.
Anni: Let's find you a bandaid for the cut, and sleeping pills for the anxiety.
Carly: Fine.
Outside
Speed: ...A what?
Calleigh: A rocket.
Speed: Wonderful. Did we enter Roswell or something?
Delko: No, it's about fifty miles that way. *points*
Speed: ...Right.
Horatio: It's not an alien, it's a rocket.
Calleigh: So where did it come from?
Speed: ...Space?
Delko: THE FINAL FRONTIER! These are the voyages of the starship Hummerhome. It's continuing mission, to seek out new adventures, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no CSI has gone before!
Horatio/Speed/Calleigh: ...
Delko: Um...
Horatio: Alright so let's get this...Thing out of the Hummerhome.
Calleigh: Shouldn't we call for help?
Horatio: ...It's Mexico.
Calleigh: Oh yeah.
Inside Hummerhome
Delko: *walks in* So what, we just wait to be found?
Horatio: Yeah.
Calleigh: Well it's going to be a long wait.
Speed: We're good at waiting.
Carly: *head droops*
Speed: ...Is she okay?
Anni: I gave her sleeping pills to calm her down.
Speed: She looks like she's about to pass out.
Anni: Carly? ...CARLY!
Carly: *lifts head* Oatmeal.
Anni: Um...Okay. Can you hear me?
Carly: Yeah.
Anni: Good. How do you feel?
Carly: Like my head is floating.
Anni: But no anxiety?
Carly: Who cares. *lays on couch*
Speed: I don't think drugging her was the best thing to do.
Carly: Nah it's okay. Drugs are cool.
Anni: See? Now that's what I'm talking about.
Speed: *lifts Carly's eyelid* How much did you give her?
Anni: The whole bottle.
Everyone: *looks at Anni*
Anni: ...What?
Speed: You weren't supposed to give her the whole bottle.
Anni: It's not like it'll kill her.
Speed: How much was in the bottle?
Anni: It was about half full.
Speed: Then she should be fine.
Carly: I'm always fine. Pfft.
Speed: *frowns*
Anni: Sorry I broke your girlfriend.
Speed: She is not my girlfriend.
Carly: *flails*...What he said.
Speed: I can't believe you drugged her.
Delko: Oh cool now we can ask her all sorts of questions.
Speed: What? Why?
Delko: It's like a truth serum.
Anni: *rubs hands together* I think I'll like this game. Okay Carly? Where are you from?
Carly: ...Australia.
Anni: SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!
Carly: Why would I lie about it?
Anni: I don't know, why would you?
Delko: What do you think of cheese?
Carly: It's alright.
Delko: Ha. I love this game.
Anni: Do you love Speed?
Speed: *covers Carly's mouth* Don't you think this is a little evasive?
Anni: Heck no.
Carly: *falls asleep*
Anni: Ah nuts she's asleep. That's not fair.
Horatio: TWO BARS! I HAVE TWO BARS!
Everyone: *stares at Horatio*
Horatio: It's um...My cell phone.
TBC.........
