CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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great update Geni
I loved when Jess' boobs were stuck in the fence :p
And... Speed kissed Carly! Weired :)
I hope you'll update soon please :)
 
calleighspeedle, not to worry, we'll hear from Calleigh soon enough. And you're right, it does seem that Speed and Calleigh haven't spoken much since the whole thing.

Anni, that is one great idea! I shall make that happen. *waves shades* :D

carole, I'm glad you loved the part where Jess got stuck. I think that had me rollin' on the floor with laughter just as much as everyone else. :lol:

I'll have more chapters soon.
 
Yes, yes, everyone seems to love my boobs getting stuck in the fence lol It's a true story you know, ask Geni lol.

Great update Geni, awww Carly seems a bit sad. I would be too if Speed kissed me for no reason *pats Carly on the back and checks out Speed's butt when Carly isn't looking*:p

Hahahahaha I love you Carly! I miss our rp.......that was a good rp.....but a certain someone just HAD to ruin it :lol:
 
Jess, I don't think anyone needs to ask me, I think they get the picture. :lol: :p

And oh come on now, you don't need to bring pissing wars in here from other threads. ;)

Ahem, so to the chapter then...

You Tell A Day

Hummerhome, next day

Jess: *walks into dinette* Are we still on the side of the road?

Carole: Horatio went for a nap and we never made it out of here.

Jess: Did everyone else go to sleep too?

Carole: Unfortunately.

Jess: Wow.

Carly: *walks out* Good morning.

Jess: Did anyone get that tire fixed?

Carly: I think so. Isn't that when Horatio wanted a nap?

Jess: Yeah.

Anni: *runs out* OH MY GOD!

Carly/Jess/Carole: WHAT!

Anni: I HAD ANOTHER DREAM!

Carly: ...Anni we don't need to know.

Anni: It didn't involve Speed.

Carly: I don't want to know.

Anni: It had Katie in it.

Jess: TELL US!

Anni: *crosses* OH ho ho ho now. I thought you didn't want to hear what I had to say.

Jess: I take it back.

Anni: Alright, well it started out innocent enough...

[FLASHBACK TO DREAMLAND]

Anni: AH! OH MY GOD I'M IN A CASKET! *claws*

Katie: What are you doing?

Anni: Whoa, am I dead?

Katie: You're in your bed and this isn't a casket.

Anni: *pokes sheets* Oh. *sits up* What are you doing in my room?

Katie: I just appeared here.

Anni: Oh. Well I just appeared here too.

Katie: So I guess we're in the same boat.

Anni: We're not in a boat. *looks down* ...Hey we're in a boat.

Katie: *grabs oar* Start paddling.

Anni: Why?

Katie: Because I said so.

Anni: *takes oar* I've never taken orders from you before.

Katie: I know, and that's why this is so much more fun.

Anni: *starts rowing* ...So where are we going?

Katie: To the rainbow.

Anni: Rainbow?

Katie: Yeah you want to catch that leprachaun or not?

Anni: Why?

Katie: Um duh, to get his lucky charms.

Anni: Why do we need them?

Katie: Because it holds the key.

Anni: Key to what?

Katie: Holy saint popsicle sticks batman do I have to do EVERYTHING for you? The key to the castle.

Anni: Where's the castle?

Katie: Oz.

Anni: ...Oz.

Katie: Hey I don't make this stuff up. The Wizard wants that key.

Anni: *rowing* Why do I feel so dizzy?

Katie: You're rowing in circles.

Anni: You only gave me one oar.

Katie: There was only one oar here.

Anni: So make another one appear.

Katie: I'm not magic.

Anni: And why the hell not?

Katie: Because I was born a human being you turd.

Anni: I'm not a turd. *looks down*

(Anni's body is a big blob)

Anni: ..I'M A TURD!

Katie: Things certainly just went down the crapper for you.

Anni: *looks up* That's not funny.

Katie: *laughing*

Anni: Oh you think this is funny? *grabs piece of body, throws at Katie*

Katie: *gasp* YOU THREW POO AT ME!

Anni: Are you calling me poo?

Katie: Yeah you little turd ball!

Anni: *throws poo*

Katie: HEY! That was a new shirt!

Anni: Well it ain't so pretty now.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Anni: Bring it on.

Katie: OH it's brung. *splashes water*

Anni: AH! I'm melting!

Katie: *splashes Anni*

Anni: YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO SPEED!

Katie: *stops splashing* What about him?

Anni: *pushes Katie overboard* HA! Take that!

Katie: HEY! *grabs boat*

Anni: Don't you dare.

Katie: Oh shove it. *tips boat*

Anni: *falls out of boat* I CAN'T SWIM!

Katie: Neither can I but you don't see me complaining.

Anni: Hey...I'm floating.

Katie: Well you ARE a turd.

Anni: You're so racist.

Katie: Uh oh, it's starting to rain, you'd better watch out.

Anni: Why?

Katie: Hurricane season.

(Water starts to swirl)

Anni: *screams* I'M GOING TO DROWN!

Katie: *waves* Have fun.

Anni: YOU DID THIS!

Katie: HECK YES!

(Anni gets sucked down into the hurricane, a flushing sound is heard)


[FLASHBACK TO REALITY, PRESENT]

Anni: And that's when I woke up.

Everyone: ...

Anni: What?

Carly: ..She flushed you?

Anni: I was hoping it wouldn't come to that.

Jess: ....She flushed you.

Carole: And you were a big piece of poo.

Anni: I know, errie huh?

Carly: Why?

Anni: Because when I woke up, someone was flushing the toilet.

Carly: *shakes head*

Jess: Hey maybe Katie's like, your spirit guide or something.

Anni: What do you mean?

Jess: Well if you ever have problems, tell her about it in your dream.

Anni: Do you know how dumb you sound?

Jess: Yeah but I gave it a shot.

Carly: No offense Anni, but do you know how dumb that dream sounded?

Anni: Yes.

Carly: Oh...

TBC.........
 
hahahahaha WOW Anni, you have some really intresting dreams, but Geni, I love how you always start it out with "Well, it started out innocent enough....." hahaha that's pretty funny. And poo? Ew, and HAHA Katie flushed Anni, poor Anni lol. I find it funny that someone was flushing the toilet when she woke up too teehee

Great update Geni! You make me forget about my nervousness when I read it!
 
Geni I would seriously like to know how its is you come up with this stuff. Anni turd into a turned. Hahahaha.

Katie: Yeah you want to catch that leprachaun or not?

Anni: Why?

Katie: Um duh, to get his lucky charms.
Haha, oh man I can so see myself saying that with a lot of attitude lol.

Anni: Why do we need them?

Katie: Because it holds the key.

Anni: Key to what?

Katie: Holy saint popsicle sticks batman do I have to do EVERYTHING for you? The key to the castle.
Holy saint popsicle sticks batman is right!


Katie: Hey I don't make this stuff up
Hey, its true I don't. That would be your department.

Katie: *gasp* YOU THREW POO AT ME!

Anni: Are you calling me poo?

Katie: Yeah you little turd ball!

Anni: *throws poo*

Poo.....turd ball.....haha oh my god and seriously I got murdered Anni did you really have to throw poo at me to. Wasn't murder enough. lol.

But seriously Geni I would really know what you put in your soda or whatever it is you do to come up with these dreams for Anni because there so friggin hilarious. I swear I'm not going to have any ribs left when this is all over.
 
Awwww, poor me, I seem so sad...I swear, if Speed's wife hadn't just died, I would've kicked him ;)

And Anni, you seriously need to stop drinking soft drink/soda/pop before you go to bed...and Geni, you make up the WEIRDEST dreams :lol:

Aww, Jess, I miss our RP too, it was good...too bad the thread died :(

please update soon Geni!
 
ess: I'm going to die here. I can see the Medical Examiner's report now. "Cause of death: Double Ds."
*bursts into justifiable fit of giggles* Geni, that totally made my day, that and the fact that I just found out my dad's coming up in TWO DAYS! Dispite all the sadness about Jen's (tuesdaymorning) death, it's good to have some laughter.
Missy: JC! DON'T CHANGE THE TIRE WITHOUT ME! *runs*
I don't know why I want to change the tire so bad, but hanging out with JC is always bound to be entertaining. Don't hit me PLEASE!
Carly: Speed kissed me last night.
Anni: *gasp* NO! I WAS HERE FIRST! WE ALL KNEW IT! It goes Katie, ANNI, Carly.
Awww. poor Anni!
Carly: What should I DO!
Anni: Speed.
Carly: ...Okay I didn't say 'who' I said 'what'.
Pay attention Anni!!! And get your mind outta the gutter girl! That was great. Anni, you're definately on something to be having dreams like that. Great updates Geni!
 
I'm glad I could make your day a little better Missy. It's also very unfortunate about Jen. :(

Hopefully y'all get some smiles in here. :)

Thanks for all the fab reviews! :D

Sometimes I Sleep, Sometimes Its Not For Days

Hummerhome

Carole: Wow it's boring in here when everyone is asleep.

Jess: Tell me about it.

Carly: *sigh* Maybe we can do something to pass the time.

Jess: Like what?

Carly: I don't know.

Anni: *lifts hand*

Carly: Anni.

Anni: Let's bring Speed and Eric out here and play spin the bottle.

Carly: *frowns*

Speed: *walks in* Did someone call me?

Carly: No. Go away.

Speed: I-...What?

Anni: We're playing spin the bottle. Have a seat.

Carly: No, don't. Go away.

Speed: Don't you need guys to play that game?

Anni: *laughs* Oh not all the time. *winks*

Everyone: *stares at Anni*

Anni: Sit.

Carly: No.

Speed: Okay. *walks back into back room*

Anni: *slaps Carly* What is the matter with you?

Carly: You are not going to play spin the bottle with him.

Anni: I may never get this chance again.

Carly: We're not playing spin the bottle.

Anni: Yes we are and you're going to have fun.

Carly: *angry sigh*

Anni: HEY SPEEDLE!

Speed: *walks over* Yeah.

Anni: Sit your keister on the floor. We're playing spin the bottle. ERIC DELKO!

Delko: *walks out of bathroom* Yeah?

Anni: *points* YOU! You were responsible for the flushing.

Delko: Well if I don't flush in between, Horatio gets mad.

Anni: Sit. We're playing spin the bottle.

Delko: Heck okay. *sits*

Speed: Eric, you're unbelievable.

Delko: Thank you.

Anni: Are you playing or not?

Speed: I've never really been interested in these sorts of games.

Anni: *grabs Speed* SIT.

Speed: Okay. *sits*

Anni: *smiles* Now, this is how the game goes. I spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on, gets to kiss me. Got it?

Carly: You know, we're all supposed to be participating.

Anni: Oooh getting a little antsy to play? *winks*

Carly: *frowns*

Anni: Alright Speed, I'm comin' for you.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: *spins bottle*

Bottle spinning....Spinning....Spinning...Stops

Anni: *blank stare*

Speed: *looks down at bottle*

Anni: ...

Speed: ...

Anni: *grins*

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Anni: Pucker up.

Speed: *turns bottle* I think it landed on Eric.

Delko: *laughs* No way man, it's your time to shine.

Speed: No, I'm good.

Anni: *frowns* Kiss me and enjoy it Speedle.

Speed: No.

Anni: Why not?

Speed: Because this is a stupid game.

Carly: Agreed.

Anni: Stay out of this Aussie. This is between me and Mister Stubbles over here.

Speed: Forget it.

Anni: What do I have COOTIES or something? Grow up.

Speed: You wanted to play spin the bottle. I'm not the one who has to grow up.

Anni: *pouts*

Speed: *sigh* Fine but it's going to be on the cheek and keep your hands where I can see them.

Anni: How is that romantic?

Speed: You're getting a kiss, what more do you want?

Anni: I could go into details...

Speed: *narrows eyes*

Anni: Alright fine.

Speed: *kisses Anni's cheek*

Anni: 0_0

Speed: *lifts brow*

Anni: TEEHEE!

Speed: Oh great, another one.

Anni: *jumps up and down* THAT'S RIGHT! IN YOUR FACE! I WIN! YOU ALL SUCK! BURN IN HELL!

Everyone: *stares at Anni*

Anni: Um..*sits*...So who's next?

Delko: Speed is.

Speed: I'm not spinning that.

Delko: I'll do it for you. *spins bottle*

Bottle spinning...Spinning...Spinning...Stops

Speed: No.

Carly: No.

Speed: Forget it.

Carly: I hate this game.

Delko: That was....Really close to landing on me.

Anni: Come on Carly, kiss him.

Carly: I've had my fair share of kisses from him thank you very much.

Speed: *frowns* What's that supposed to mean?

Carly: Nothing.

Speed: It was SOMETHING.

Carly: No it's not.

Speed: Yes it is.

Anni: ...Maybe this was a bad idea.

Delko: How come the bottle always lands on Speed?

Anni: I'm sorry Eric.

Delko: *crosses arms*

Carly: SHUT UP!

Speed: YOU SHUT UP!

Anni: JUST KISS SO WE CAN END THE DAMN GAME!

Speed: *frowns*

Carly: *frowns*

Speed: *kisses Carly*

Anni: *clapping* Good show.

Delko: Can I go back to the bathroom? I wasn't finished.

Anni: Geez Eric what did you eat for dinner?

Delko: Chili.

Anni: Ah, say no more.

Delko: ....Okay aren't they supposed to be stopping?

Anni: THE GAME IS OVER GUYS!

Delko: I don't think they can hear us.

Anni: Maybe they don't care.

Delko: *grabs Speed*

Anni: *grabs Carly* Geez you two sure have a way of fighting.

Carly: *frowning*

Speed: *frowning*

Anni: Why are you both mad? That was hot.

Delko: *picks up bottle* Where did we even get this? It says A-1 sauce on it.

Speed: IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING!

Carly: I KNOW!

Speed: GOOD!

Carly: GOOD!

Speed: *walks away, slams door*

Carly: *walks other direction, pulls curtain across*

Anni: ....So....

Delko: *looking around*

Carole: I just blacked out.

Anni: Did you eat all the hot sauce in this bottle?

Carole: I was being prepared for games such as these.

TBC..............
 
oooh! do i detect something sinister between Carly and Speed? only time and geni will tell. Actually, at this point there is a very slim possibility that geni will tell is anything,
 
YAY ANNI! You FINALLY got to kiss Speed! HEck yes! And awww Speed and Carly are all fighting and stuff....and whoa they didn't pull away right away...and then went back to fighting...and i thought Speed and I's relationship was confusing. lol.

Anni: *points* YOU! You were responsible for the flushing.

Delko: Well if I don't flush in between, Horatio gets mad.
Teehee. Poor Anni being a giant turd. Hahaha.

Anni: TEEHEE!

Speed: Oh great, another one.
There will be only one Teeheeing machine thank you very much. Lol. no seriously I pass my crown down to the next in line. lol. *gives anni crown*

But anyways that was a great update, Geni. Not that I expected anything less from you. Spin the bottle...you know I've never played that but hey if Rory was there I wouldn't be objecting. lol.
 
Haha omg nice one geni teehee teehee teehee and where is everyone else jeez ... okay spin the bottle ain't the best game... i will never play it again lol anyway great update and can't wait for more
 
As always, Geni... Hilarious!! I asked for crazy and crazy is what I got! Fantastic!:lol:

And Katie, I gladly take the Teehee crown* kneels to accept* I will wear it proudly!



Speed: You're getting a kiss, what more do you want?

Anni: I could go into details...

Speed: *narrows eyes*

Anni: Alright fine.

Speed: *kisses Anni's cheek*

Anni: 0_0

Speed: *lifts brow*

Anni: TEEHEE!

Speed: Oh great, another one.

Anni: *jumps up and down* THAT'S RIGHT! IN YOUR FACE! I WIN! YOU ALL SUCK! BURN IN HELL!



THAT'S RIGHT!!! I FINALLY GOT TO KISS HIM!!! That rocked like hell, Geni...*whew* alright, I'm going to calm down now. See, I knew what I was doing when I offered spin the bottle!!! ;) But oooooooohhhh Carly and Speed... what a start to a crazy doubtful, full of sexual tension relationship. YES!!!!, the tradition continues!!!

Geni, you have as always exceeded my expectations, like Katie, I don't think I will have ribs when this is over. I laughed until I cried reading tonight. It's seriously a good feeling....well, second only to Speed kissing me. I shall remember this night forever.... Yes, you will have to deal with me reliving that moment for a while :devil:.... Joking of course....

SPEED KISSED ME>>>>>> :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: I guess I would expect that you'd relive the experience. :p And hey it was just a kiss on the cheek, you haven't had the full Speed experience. :lol: :devil:

As for Carly and Speed, ooooh tension bubbles like water in the pot waiting for the macaroni to be put in...Anyone else hungry? :D

I'll have more chapters tomorrow!
 
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