Poor Anni, she's so abused in this story.
Ignorance Is Bliss
Three hours later, Hummerhome is pulled back over the cliff, the team is safe
Horatio: Well, that problem is solved. And oh look at my Hummerhome.
Delko: Does it run?
Horatio: *sigh* No. *kicks rocks*
JC: So...How do we get back to Miami?
Horatio: Well for now, we're all going to have to stay at a motel tonight.
Calleigh: But...They're dirty.
Missy: And they smell.
Carole: I have to pee.
Horatio: We'll deal with all of those issues when we get there. The police department has offered to pay for our stay.
Delko: They probably didn't pony up a lot of dough.
Horatio: Not so much.
Crappy motel, 8 pm
Horatio: Well...It's not as bad as I thought.
Missy: Hey it has running water.
Carole: Mon dieu. *runs to bathroom*
Calleigh: I'm standing on something sticky.
Carly: I think that's puke.
Calleigh: *screams*
Anni: Ah man there isn't even a pool.
Everyone looks at Anni
Speed: Were you expecting a Holiday Inn?
Anni: No. Mayabe a Hilton at the least.
Delko: Oh I think this motel room has 'Hilton' written all over it.
Horatio: I'm going to find some ice. *leaves*
JC: What do we need ice for? *follows*
Delko: *lays on bed* Ah my bed.
Speed: I don't think so.
Delko: Why?
Speed: Horatio gets the bed so get off.
Delko: Why does he always get the bed?
Speed: He's in charge.
Delko: Yeah but I h-
Speed: Off.
Delko: Fine. Pfft.
Anni: I FOUND THE MINIBAR!
Speed: No.
Anni: What? Why?
Speed: This place is already a mess, we don't need alcohol to make it worse.
Anni: Um I wasn't going to spill.
Speed: That's not what I meant.
Carly: Oh come on, it's not like it'll hurt.
Speed: *narrows eyes*
Carly: There's nothing else to do.
Calleigh: Ah damn.
Carly: What?
Calleigh: I can't drink.
Carly: Why not?
Speed: *frowns*
Calleigh: Be...Cause...I'm pregnant.
Everyone stares at Calleigh
Speed: Gee nice lie Calleigh, I think everyone believes you.
Calleigh: It's not a lie.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Delko: Who's the father? *gasp* It's not me is it?
Calleigh: Uh no.
Delko: So who's is it?
Calleigh: ...Um...I can't say. It's a secret.
Anni: Come on.
Calleigh: It would ruin the surprise.
Anni: That depends on who the father is.
Calleigh: It doesn't matter, I'm giving him up for adoption.
Delko: You're giving the father up for adoption?
Calleigh: No, the baby.
Delko: Aw it'a boy? How cute.
Calleigh: Cute?
Delko: I mean...Kickass.
Calleigh: Guys, it doesn't matter who the father is.
Anni: *gasp* IT'S TREVOR!
Calleigh: I'm not saying anything.
Anni: *gasp* IT'S DELKO!
Calleigh: Are you just going to name every man on the planet?
Anni: *gasp* IT'S SPEED!
Calleigh: ....*starts laughing*
Speed: *crosses arms* What's so funny.
Calleigh: Um...Nothing.
Delko: Maybe because no one could imagine sleeping with you.
Anni: HEY! *bops Eric over the head*
Delko: OW.
Calleigh: I'm sorry Tim.
Speed: I want to know what's funny.
Calleigh: Nothing.
Speed: Something made you laugh.
Calleigh: I was thinking about a joke.
Speed: Yeah? What joke?
Calleigh: Um...There once was a man from Nantuket.
Speed: That's a limmerick and it's not funny.
Calleigh: See? This is your problem. I realy hope you're not like that in bed.
Speed: *frowns*
Calleigh: Oh yeah I've been there. I take it back.
Anni: Oooh do tell.
Calleigh: Well, actually he-
Speed: *covers Calleigh's mouth*
Anni: Oh come on Speedle we'll all get our turn anyway just let her tell us the story.
Speed: No.
Anni: Why?
Speed: Because this has nothing to do with anything.
Anni: Excuses, excuses.
Speed: *lets go of Calleigh* Fine, you want to find out?
Anni: ...What?
Speed: Well you seem so hell-bent on it so let's go.
Anni: ...What?
Speed: You don't have the guts.
Anni: ...I didn't understand the question.
Delko: *lifts hand*
Speed: Eric no one asked.
Delko: *lowers hand*
Speed: Looks like you're scared.
Anni: Um...HA. No I don't think so.
Speed: Then let's go.
Anni: *backs up* Yeah I don't think so.
Speed: *frowns* Oh but you've wanted this forever.
Anni: Um you seem mad and I don't want to get hurt.
Speed: *tilts head* I won't hurt you.
Anni: *screams, runs behind Delko*
Everyone starts laughing
Delko: Good job man.
Speed: Thanks.
Speed and Delko highfive
Anni: *gasp* I HATE YOU ALL. *slaps Delko*
Delko: OW! Why did you hit me?
Speed: Can we drop this now?
Calleigh: *laughing* Consider it dropped.
Speed: Thank you.
Anni: *frowns*
Speed: Oh lighten up. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
Anni: That one wasn't funny.
TBC..............
Ignorance Is Bliss
Three hours later, Hummerhome is pulled back over the cliff, the team is safe
Horatio: Well, that problem is solved. And oh look at my Hummerhome.
Delko: Does it run?
Horatio: *sigh* No. *kicks rocks*
JC: So...How do we get back to Miami?
Horatio: Well for now, we're all going to have to stay at a motel tonight.
Calleigh: But...They're dirty.
Missy: And they smell.
Carole: I have to pee.
Horatio: We'll deal with all of those issues when we get there. The police department has offered to pay for our stay.
Delko: They probably didn't pony up a lot of dough.
Horatio: Not so much.
Crappy motel, 8 pm
Horatio: Well...It's not as bad as I thought.
Missy: Hey it has running water.
Carole: Mon dieu. *runs to bathroom*
Calleigh: I'm standing on something sticky.
Carly: I think that's puke.
Calleigh: *screams*
Anni: Ah man there isn't even a pool.
Everyone looks at Anni
Speed: Were you expecting a Holiday Inn?
Anni: No. Mayabe a Hilton at the least.
Delko: Oh I think this motel room has 'Hilton' written all over it.
Horatio: I'm going to find some ice. *leaves*
JC: What do we need ice for? *follows*
Delko: *lays on bed* Ah my bed.
Speed: I don't think so.
Delko: Why?
Speed: Horatio gets the bed so get off.
Delko: Why does he always get the bed?
Speed: He's in charge.
Delko: Yeah but I h-
Speed: Off.
Delko: Fine. Pfft.
Anni: I FOUND THE MINIBAR!
Speed: No.
Anni: What? Why?
Speed: This place is already a mess, we don't need alcohol to make it worse.
Anni: Um I wasn't going to spill.
Speed: That's not what I meant.
Carly: Oh come on, it's not like it'll hurt.
Speed: *narrows eyes*
Carly: There's nothing else to do.
Calleigh: Ah damn.
Carly: What?
Calleigh: I can't drink.
Carly: Why not?
Speed: *frowns*
Calleigh: Be...Cause...I'm pregnant.
Everyone stares at Calleigh
Speed: Gee nice lie Calleigh, I think everyone believes you.
Calleigh: It's not a lie.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Delko: Who's the father? *gasp* It's not me is it?
Calleigh: Uh no.
Delko: So who's is it?
Calleigh: ...Um...I can't say. It's a secret.
Anni: Come on.
Calleigh: It would ruin the surprise.
Anni: That depends on who the father is.
Calleigh: It doesn't matter, I'm giving him up for adoption.
Delko: You're giving the father up for adoption?
Calleigh: No, the baby.
Delko: Aw it'a boy? How cute.
Calleigh: Cute?
Delko: I mean...Kickass.
Calleigh: Guys, it doesn't matter who the father is.
Anni: *gasp* IT'S TREVOR!
Calleigh: I'm not saying anything.
Anni: *gasp* IT'S DELKO!
Calleigh: Are you just going to name every man on the planet?
Anni: *gasp* IT'S SPEED!
Calleigh: ....*starts laughing*
Speed: *crosses arms* What's so funny.
Calleigh: Um...Nothing.
Delko: Maybe because no one could imagine sleeping with you.
Anni: HEY! *bops Eric over the head*
Delko: OW.
Calleigh: I'm sorry Tim.
Speed: I want to know what's funny.
Calleigh: Nothing.
Speed: Something made you laugh.
Calleigh: I was thinking about a joke.
Speed: Yeah? What joke?
Calleigh: Um...There once was a man from Nantuket.
Speed: That's a limmerick and it's not funny.
Calleigh: See? This is your problem. I realy hope you're not like that in bed.
Speed: *frowns*
Calleigh: Oh yeah I've been there. I take it back.
Anni: Oooh do tell.
Calleigh: Well, actually he-
Speed: *covers Calleigh's mouth*
Anni: Oh come on Speedle we'll all get our turn anyway just let her tell us the story.
Speed: No.
Anni: Why?
Speed: Because this has nothing to do with anything.
Anni: Excuses, excuses.
Speed: *lets go of Calleigh* Fine, you want to find out?
Anni: ...What?
Speed: Well you seem so hell-bent on it so let's go.
Anni: ...What?
Speed: You don't have the guts.
Anni: ...I didn't understand the question.
Delko: *lifts hand*
Speed: Eric no one asked.
Delko: *lowers hand*
Speed: Looks like you're scared.
Anni: Um...HA. No I don't think so.
Speed: Then let's go.
Anni: *backs up* Yeah I don't think so.
Speed: *frowns* Oh but you've wanted this forever.
Anni: Um you seem mad and I don't want to get hurt.
Speed: *tilts head* I won't hurt you.
Anni: *screams, runs behind Delko*
Everyone starts laughing
Delko: Good job man.
Speed: Thanks.
Speed and Delko highfive
Anni: *gasp* I HATE YOU ALL. *slaps Delko*
Delko: OW! Why did you hit me?
Speed: Can we drop this now?
Calleigh: *laughing* Consider it dropped.
Speed: Thank you.
Anni: *frowns*
Speed: Oh lighten up. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
Anni: That one wasn't funny.
TBC..............