CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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Leave it to RT Katie to ruin the moment. lol. But I'd have to agree with Speed I'd never be able to handcuff my daughter to a bed mental condition or no mental condition.

And ohhhhh Elizabeth I believe is going to get on my nerves. Regardless if Carly's Austrailian or not she's a cop and she doesn't deserve to be treated that way. And whoa I'm in a really defensive mood tonight lol. Update soon please.
 
hmmmmmmm this is a very intresting case. I'm quite enjoying it! lol. I wonder where the daughter is, and where the car is, and if Katie found the right car....and ........so many questions! lol. I gotta back Katie up on what she said though, I don't like this Elizabeth girl, I don't like how she singles Carly out.......pssssssshhhh biatch lol. Good position to put Tim in though, very clever of you Geni!
 
Defensive is good. Well, I think it's good. In moderation at least. ;)

And muahaha. Thanks for the compliment Jess. :D

Nothing Could Come Between Us

Trace Lab

Anni: *walks in* Hey.

Speed: Hey.

Anni: Where's Carly?

Speed: Interrogation.

Anni: Cool.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: Why aren't you there?

Speed: Why?

Anni: Because your partners. On the case. Together.

Speed: *sigh* Yeah I know.

Anni: So why are you hiding in the Trace Lab?

Speed: I'm not hiding.

Anni: Yes you are.

Speed: I don't know what to do.

Anni: Well you love her. You can't help that.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: You won't...Act on anything right?

Speed: No.

Anni: Does Katie know?

Speed: No and she's not going to know.

Anni: I think she should know.

Speed: You're not telling her.

Anni: Why not?

Speed: Because she'll just flip out.

Anni: She has every right to flip out. You love another woman. You'd think she'd be used to it by now.

Speed: I'm not making that mistake again.

Anni: Easier said than done.

Speed: No, it'll be done. I'm not cheating on Katie.

Anni: You seem confident about that.

Speed: That's because I'm serious.

Anni: Oh come on Tim. You'll fall hard for her, and then one thing will lead to another...

Speed: No. Not this time.

Anni: And what if she makes a move on you?

Speed: She's smarter than that.

Anni: And you're not.

Speed: What?

Anni: She told me what you were doing.

Speed: It was a mistake.

Anni: Yeah no kidding.

Speed: ...I have to tell Katie.

Anni: Whoa, why?

Speed: You want me to tell her.

Anni: Um...Okay maybe you should just keep it to yourself.

Speed: Why?

Anni: Because it could blow things so far out of the water that the water won't even be able to be seen anymore. It'll be a big blob in the middle of the universe and it'll have DIVORCE written all over it.

Speed: You wanted me to tell her just a minute ago.

Anni: Yeah but that's before I realized how serious this is.

Speed: You just want to have fun and torture us.

Anni: That too.

Speed: Don't. We'll deal with it.

Carly: *walks in* I just closed the case.

Speed: Uh...You mind telling me how?

Carly: The driver was Mia's other brother. He explained the whole thing.

Speed: Okay what happened?

Carly: Well Allan's daughter got out of her room and she hurt herself with a kitchen knife, so he took her to the truck. Liz and Allan's brother were in the white truck, and when they saw Allan's daughter in the black truck, they started freaking out. Next thing the know, Mia comes home and sees his daughter bleeding everywhere. They both get in the truck to take her to the hospital, but Liz thought that Allan was going to get rid of the body. So they ran Mia and Allan off the road, and Allan walked over the front of the vehicle and Liz smashed into Mia's truck and sent Allan off the causeway. Now, Mia's brother took his niece and drove off while Liz and Mia drove the black SUV back to Mia's place.

Speed: *blank stare*

Anni: *blank stare*

Carly: So the brother came in to give the daughter back.

Speed: ...So...Liz killed her husband.

Carly: Yeah.

Speed: And the daughter's okay.

Carly: Yeah.

Speed: ...Uh huh.

Carly: *smiles*

Speed: Well good work.

Carly: I SOLVED A CASE! IN YOUR FACE! *jumps up and down*

Anni: *laughs*

Carly: Man I feel like the CSI of the year! I WIN! HELL YES YOU ALL CAN BURN IN HELL!

Anni: Excited much?

Carly: I SOLVED THE CASE! *kisses Speed*

Anni: *wide-eyed*

Carly: ....

Speed: *blank stare*

Anni: Haha WHOOPS.

Carly: *nervous smile*

Speed: God why does that always happen?

Carly: I'm sorry I'm just really excited.

Anni: *laughing* You kissed him.

Carly: I didn't mean to.

Speed: I know that.

Carly: It's just...Oh my God...I KISSED SPEED! HOLY CRAP!

Anni: I think Tim's just as surprised.

Speed: NO! NO! STOP IT! STOP!

Carly: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN HOLY BANANA PANCAKES!

Speed: NO! STOP! STOP! STOP TALKING!

Carly: I WIN!

Speed: *stands, knocks chair over* STOP TALKING!

Carly: I KISSED YOU!

Speed: I KNOW!

Carly: HOLY BANANA PANCAKES!

Speed: NO! NO BANANA PANCAKES! NO PANCAKES!

Carly: TEEHEE!

Speed: STOP! *trips over table, runs out of room*

Carly: Ahem...My first case in Miami solved.

Anni: You know, it's too bad you weren't watching CSI: Pensicola too.

Carly: Why?

Anni: No reason. *walks away*

TBC...........
 
0_0 that was....quite exciting lol well, all of my questions were answered. HA IN YOUR FACE LIZ! teehee. Hahahahaha Carly........I love you....in the most non-bisexual way lol. And Geni........owns me hahahaha. I was just waiting for Katie to walk in the room and be like, wtf? What's going on? lol. but WOOOOOOOO Go Carly for solving your first case! *passes around alcohol* uh oh....*strips* YAYYYYY!!! Great update Geni, teehee. Update soon please :p
 
Anni: You know, it's too bad you weren't watching CSI: Pensicola too.

Carly: Why?

Anni: No reason. *walks away*
OHHHH BURRRRRN! I HAD THAT MOMENT FIRST! ME! Not Carly not Anni, Jess or Billy Bob Monkey Joe! Me!

Carly: It's just...Oh my God...I KISSED SPEED! HOLY CRAP!

Anni: I think Tim's just as surprised.
I flipped out and Tim was just as suprised...but but but...*sighs* The first RT was awesome. Well there all awesoem but but but I HAD THAT MOMENT FIRST! *points finger* OK I'm a little excited. lol.

Carly: HOLY BANANA PANCAKES!
HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN In YOUR face! lol.

But yay Carly solved the case! Heck yes! And oh man I love Anni. I love how she was on one side and then she changes her mind so quickly. Update soon please.
 
HEE! I solved a case! IN YOUR FACE EVERYONE ELSE! *cough* I mean, yay go me!

but oooohhhh, I kissed Speedy? Well, I certainly get around the Speedle boys :lol:
Carly: HOLY BANANA PANCAKES!
YAY! I have my own 'holy saint popsicle sticks batman!' :lol: Thats weird though, because today I'm going out to lunch with my mum and grandma and we're going to a place that makes pancakes...if I get one that has banana on it, my family may think I'm crazy because I'll probably end up yelling "HOLY BANANA PANCAKES BATMAN!"...even though the 'batman' part isn't in there, I'll probably end up yelling that anyway :lol:

please update soon
 
:lol: I was just thinking to myself "why is she going out for lunch? It's 7 pm." ...And then I realized you're not on the same continent as me. :lol: :lol:

Aw, Carly stole Katie's shinning moment. :p

No Surprise

Layout room

Speed: KATIE!

Katie: *looks up from table*

Speed: CARLY SHE SOLVED THE CASE AND THEN SHE GOT TOO EXCITED AND AND AND AND THEN SHE DID SOMETHING BAD AND AND AND I THINK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND AND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THEN SHE SAID HOLY BANANA PANCAKES AND I WAS SCREAMING NO AND AND AND AND THEN SHE JUMPED AROUND AND THEN ANNI MENTIONED CSI PENSICOLA AND AND AND THAT'S IN FLORIDA YOU KNOW!

Katie: *blank stare*

Speed: ....She kissed me.

Katie: WHAT!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: WHERE IS SHE! I'LL BEAT HER ASS!

Speed: *jumping up and down* TRACE LAB! TRACE LAB!

Katie: NO ONE KISSES MY MAN!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: CARLY! *runs away*

Speed: Man I SO have to see this.

Delko: *walking past* See what?

Speed: Katie and Carly fighting.

Delko: Oh kick ass.

Trace Lab

Katie: YOU'RE GOING DOWN BIATCH!

Carly: Huh?

Katie: *grabs Carly by the hair*

Carly: AH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE SAID HE LOVED ME!

Katie: *lets go* Did he.

Carly: Yup. Kill him.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Speed: *walks in*

Katie: TIMOTHY SPEEDLE!

Speed: Oh shit.

Katie: *grabs Speed by the ear*

Speed: OW!

Katie: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

Speed: SHE SAID IT FIRST!

Carly: LIAR!

Speed: I DON'T LIE WHEN SOMEONE HAS ME BY THE EAR CARLY!

Carly: SHUT UP!

Katie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *kicks Speed in the groin*

Speed: AH! *falls*

Katie: *drags Carly by the hair, breaking things*

Carly: *screaming*

Delko: *laughing*

Katie: *throws microscope*

Delko: *ducks*

Katie: BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Speed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Carly: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Jess: *walks in* YES! CAT FIGHT! *strips, runs around, knocks Delko over*

Delko: AH!

Speed: LET GO!

Katie: NEVER!

Carly: THAT'S MY HAIR! TIM HELP!

Speed: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Horatio: *walks in* ...

Katie: SAY YOU DON'T LOVE HER!

Speed: I DON'T LOVE HER! I DON'T LOVE HER!

Carly: HEY!

Speed: I LOVE YOU!

Katie: *kicks Speed*

Speed: I DON'T LOVE HER!

Carly: STOP LYING!

Speed: I CAN'T! SHE HAS MY EAR!

Katie: STOP LOVING HER!

Speed: OKAY!

Carly: AGH! THAT'S A LIE!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: YOU LOVE ME!

Speed: I KNOW!

Carly: YOU LOVE ME!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: PICK ONE!

Speed: I PICK CALLEIGH! I PICK CALLEIGH!

Katie: CALLEIGH'S NOT EVEN HERE!

Speed: I KNOW! SHE CAN'T POSSBILY YELL AT ME!

Katie: DID YOU SLEEP WITH CARLY TOO?!

Speed: NOT RECENTLY!

Katie: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!

Speed: YOU WERE DEAD!

Katie: OKAY! THAT'S ALRIGHT!

Carly: IT WAS AMAZING TOO!

Speed: NOT HELPING!

Carly: I THOUGHT WE WERE CONFESSING!

Jess: MY BOOBS ARE STUCK IN THE WINDOW!

Delko: How did you get in the window?

Jess: I climbed up to see if I could fit. I was sorely mistaken.

Delko: Wow...You're just hanging there.

Jess: My twins go through so much.

Carly: I LOVE HIM!

Katie: A LOT OF PEOPLE DO!

Carly: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KISSED HIM I WAS EXCITED!

Katie: I'LL SHOW YOU EXCITED! *grabs Carly's arm*

Carly: *screams*

Katie: DIE!

Anni: *hiding under table, rocking back and forth* The end is near, the end is near, the end is near, the end is near....

Jess: I shouldn't have climbed up the window.

Delko: *grabs broom* I'll get you out!

Jess: NO! NO!

Delko: *pushes Jess*

Jess: AH! *falls*

Delko: Ouch...Are you okay?

Jess: Are my boobs still intact?

Delko: Yeah.

Jess: Good. *runs around the trace lab*

Katie: SHE'S GETTING MARRIED!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: TO YOUR BROTHER!

Speed: I KNOW!

Katie: HER NAME'S NOT MARISOL YOU ASS FACE!

Speed: I KNOW!

Carly: I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HORATIO!

Horatio: *rubs eyes* Oh boy. Guys! GUYS!

Jess: *smahes into Horatio*

Horatio: AH! *flies through glass door*

Jess: Oh whoops. My bad.

TBC..........
 
Oh man my tummy hurts from laughing so hard.

Katie: HER NAME'S NOT MARISOL YOU ASS FACE!
HAHAHAH Oh man thats what got me. I don't think it was the Marisol part but the ASS FACE part. lol.

Anni: *hiding under table, rocking back and forth* The end is near, the end is near, the end is near, the end is near....
Awww *huggles*

Seriously though Jess...you need to stop stripping. Your going to scare someone one of these days if you keep getting your 'twins' stuck in places they shouldn't be. lol.

Good god man pick one! Me or Carly...its not that hard! Ok maybe it is but I've never liked to people at one time so I wouldn't know.

Katie: *grabs Speed by the ear*
Ohhh by the ear HECK YES and HECK YES I kicked him in the groin! YAY ME *claps*

Teehee oh no H man went through the door. Ouch. Update soon please!
 
OH WOW...hahahaha this one is going to be a loooong post lol

Speed: CARLY SHE SOLVED THE CASE AND THEN SHE GOT TOO EXCITED AND AND AND AND THEN SHE DID SOMETHING BAD AND AND AND I THINK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND AND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THEN SHE SAID HOLY BANANA PANCAKES AND I WAS SCREAMING NO AND AND AND AND THEN SHE JUMPED AROUND AND THEN ANNI MENTIONED CSI PENSICOLA AND AND AND THAT'S IN FLORIDA YOU KNOW!
hmmmmmm is Speed picking up a little bit of a Delko trait! lol that was pretty funny how he jumped up and down. hahahaha

Jess: *walks in* YES! CAT FIGHT! *strips, runs around, knocks Delko over*
Hahahah STRIPPING IS MY THEME NOW BITCHES lol I'm wayyyyyyyyy too hyper. And it's funny because when I was talking to Geni, I told her I was hyper, and she told me that she was hyper too, and then she told me she updated, and I was like, yes, bitch, this is going to be a good update lol.

Carly: IT WAS AMAZING TOO!

Speed: NOT HELPING!
hahahaha awwwwww, poor Speedy boy, he's stuck in the middle. lol I like when he picked Calleigh, that was pretty funny teehee!

Jess: MY BOOBS ARE STUCK IN THE WINDOW!
Oh Jeez.....lol that's all I have to say about that [/Forrest Gump impression]teehee

Katie: HER NAME'S NOT MARISOL YOU ASS FACE!

Speed: I KNOW!

Carly: I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HORATIO!

Horatio: *rubs eyes* Oh boy. Guys! GUYS!

Jess: *smahes into Horatio*

Horatio: AH! *flies through glass door*

Jess: Oh whoops. My bad.
HAHAHAHAHA I made Horatio fly trough the glass door, I don't want to see how that's going to end! *hides*

EDIT:
Seriously though Jess...you need to stop stripping. Your going to scare someone one of these days if you keep getting your 'twins' stuck in places they shouldn't be. lol.

Hahahahah sorry guys lol. I'll try to keep my "twins" in order HA
 
:lol:

Get Me Outta Here

Trace Lab

Horatio: *walks back in, brushes self off* ENOUGH!

Everyone freezes

Horatio: *puts on shades* KATIE! LET GO OF SPEED.

Katie: *lets go*

Horatio: JESSICA PUT ON CLOTHES.

Jess: *grabs shirt*

Horatio: ANNI GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE!

Anni: *crawls out*

Horatio: ERIC GET UP.

Delko: *stands*

Horatio: KATIE LET GO OF CARLY!

Katie: *lets go of Carly*

Horatio: *sigh* ....What in the world is going on?

Carly: He loves me.

Katie: I love him.

Speed: I love them both.

Delko: I just wanted to see two hot women fight.

Jess: I like stripping.

Anni: The end is near.

Horatio: Carly, Tim, Katie get in my office. The rest of you clean this mess up.

Anni: *salutes*

Horatio's office

Horatio: *slams door*

Everyone jumps

Horatio: *takes off shades* Now. What in the HELL is going on.

Katie: We already told you.

Carly: Mhm.

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: I'm not in this.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Horatio: Start from the top.

Carly: Me and Tim love each other except I love Josh and Speed loves Katie.

Horatio: So why are you three fighting in my Trace Lab?

Speed: *puts up hand*

Horatio: It's MY Trace Lab.

Speed: *lowers hand*

Horatio: No more fights.

Katie: We can still fight off the clock right?

Horatio: *sigh* As long as it's not in my lab.

Katie: Good.

Horatio: *leaves*

Carly: ....So.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: ...

Katie: You love each other huh.

Carly: Yeah.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: Since when?

Carly: I don't kn-

Speed: Mexico.

Carly: MEXICO!

Speed: ...

Katie: ...Is that true?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: So how are we going to fix this?

Speed: You're not going to leave me?

Katie: No.

Speed: Ah.

Carly: I'm not leaving Josh.

Speed: Good.

Carly: Yeah.

Katie: ....Ooooh.

Carly: What?

Katie: Hey if you have Speed, then I can have Josh and we all win.

Speed: You're attracted to my brother?

Katie: *laughs* Who isn't?

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Uh...Haha. HEY. You love Carly.

Speed: *staring at Carly*

Carly: *staring at Speed*

Speed: *sigh* I know.

Carly: *giggles*

Katie: Whoa, okay stop.....STOP STARING AT EACH OTHER LOVINGLY!

Speed: *blinks* Sorry.

Carly: Yeah.

Katie: Do you realize this isn't fair for me or Josh?

Carly: I know.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: You guys aren't just going to bop each other and then be done with it are you?

Speed: No one's going to 'bop' anyone.

Katie: Good.

Carly: I'm sure we'll get over it.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Good. It's settled.

Carly: Good.

Speed: Good.

Katie: Good.

Speed: Yeah.

Carly: Yeah.

Katie: Exactly.

Speed: I'm going to go back to work.

Carly: Me too.

Katie: Me three.

TBC.........
 
Teehee I want some Joshie Time. lol. I kid I kid. But I still think that this situation is far from over. GOsh dang it H man you had to ruin the moment. FIghting can be fun. Sure it doesn't solve anything but it can be fun. lol.
 
Cold Hard B..utter.

Hummerhome, 9 pm

Horatio: Okay team we're heading out.

JC: Who decided this?

Horatio: I did. We haven't been on a road trip in forever.

JC: But I like the lab.

Horatio: I don't.

JC: You work there.

Horatio: It doesn't mean I live there.

Missy: LET'S GO!

Horatio: I am going.

Katie: WHERE'S LORI!

Speed: Will you relax? She's staying with Josh.

Katie: He doesn't mind?

Speed: He loves her to death.

Katie: Good. I hope they don't kill each other.

Speed: *wraps arm around Katie* Relax.

Katie: I am relaxed.

Speed: You're squeezing the couch.

Katie: I just don't like leaving her alone with people I don't know.

Speed: You know my brother.

Katie: Yeah but...How WELL.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Alright I'm relaxing. Just don't get creeper Speedish on me.

Speed: *whispers in Katie's ear* Yeah? You like that?

Katie: *screams*

Speed: I'm kidding.

Katie: *slaps Speed* DON'T DO THAT.

Speed: Sorry.

Horatio: *turns key* Alright let's see how we can almost kill ourselves this time.

Delko: What about my case?

Horatio: Yelina's handling it.

Delko: Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean...Won't she be mad at you?

Horatio: Probably.

Delko: So why did you dump the case on her?

Horatio: She's used to it.

Delko: I'm sure she is.

Horatio: Hey we have this connection that no one else has.

JC: It had better not be love.

Horatio: Well no one is supposed to know that. We're not canon yet.

JC: What?

Horatio: Nothing. I said nothing.

JC: You said canon.

Horatio: I meant 'nothing.' It's very easy to get the two words confused.

Calleigh: No it's not.

Horatio: Shh.

Calleigh: Did you just shush me?

Horatio: No. You need a hearing aid.

Calleigh: No I don't. You need a ...Stop being stupid aid.

Horatio: Nice.

Calleigh: Thank you.

Horatio: Alright let's head out.

Speed: You're already driving.

Horatio: I know that.

Speed: So stop saying head out.

Horatio: Why?

Speed: We're already out.

Carly: Who's out?

JC: I'm out.

Missy: You're not out.

JC: I'm not in.

Carole: I'm in.

Kitty: How did I get in here?

Carole: You were taking a nap.

Horatio: It wasn't in my bed was it?

Kitty: Why?

Horatio: I left my shades in there.

Kitty: You mean those black crushed things?

Horatio: 0_0

Kitty: I mean...I didn't do anything.

Katie: Hey you were in the FBI.

Kitty: You hired me.

Horatio: Wait a second, I hired you.

Kitty: I know, but Katie hired me first.

Horatio: So you're not actually in patrol?

Kitty: Yeah but I can still do the job. I'm FBI.

Katie: Pfft yeah a trainee.

Delko: I'm hungry.

Katie: I want Cheez-its.

Speed: Those things will give you a heart attack.

Katie: I'm young.

Speed: What does that have to do with anything?

Katie: Nothing.

Speed: You'll get old someday.

Katie: ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD?

Speed: ...No.

Delko: *laughs* Yes he did.

Speed: No I didn't.

Katie: YOU CALLED ME OLD!

Speed: I didn't call you old. I said you'd GET old someday.

Katie: Yeah well I hope you get old too.

Speed: I'm already old.

Katie: Yeah because you're not wearing a black dress shirt.

Speed: What does that have to do with anything?

Katie: Stop wearing white. It makes you look fat.

Speed: I'm not fat.

Katie: Alright tubbs.

Speed: *narrows eyes* I'm going to sleep with Carly tonight.

Katie: *screams*

Carly: What?

Katie: He didn't say anything.

Carly: I thought I heard something.

Katie: You didn't.

Anni: DAMNIT SPEEDLE. Sleep with me once in your life.

Speed: Never.

Anni: What's so bad about me?

Speed: I don't like you.

Anni: What did I ever do you to?

Speed: You're irritating.

Anni: Yeah I know that but I want to sleep with you.

Speed: You'll have to deal with creeper Speed.

Katie: Oooh Anni's in for a wild ride.

Anni: But..You'll sleep with me right?

Speed: No.

Anni: Damn.

Speed: WHAT THE HELL IS A CUPCAKE PARTY!

Delko: That was slightly random.

Speed: I never understood it.

Anni: *lifts hand*

Speed: I'm a little scared that you know what it is.

Anni: I went to one.

Speed: Yeah? Well you're stupid.

Anni: *frowns* I am not stupid. You're stupid.

Speed: No I'm not.

Anni: Oh so if I argue with you forever will you fall in love with me and then sleep with me? Because I won't stop you and screw Katie if she finds out.

Katie: Who's screwing me?

Speed: *shakes head*

Delko: I will.

Katie: WHAT!

Delko: Well you're hot.

Katie: Uh...Wow thanks.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: HOW DOES IT FEEL SPEEDLE!

Speed: Like I'm about to beat up Eric.

Katie: Aw how sweet. Beat him up honey.

Speed: Yes dear.

Delko: I didn't mean it.

Speed: Sure you didn't.

Delko: I didn't. You heard it wrong.

Speed: Horatio already played that card and it didn't work very well.

Delko: So I win.

Speed: Win what? You didn't even win this conversation.

Delko: That's because I'm Cuban.

Speed: Wow you just burned yourself.

Delko: ....DAMNIT.

Speed: Now I win.

Katie: Teehee.

Speed: Oh great.

Katie: TEEHEE.

Speed: No don't get louder.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Speed: I said DON'T get louder.

Katie: I can't help it. You're so awesome.

Speed: I know.

Katie: *kisses Speed's cheek*

Speed: What was that for?

Katie: It was either that or yell TEEHEE on the top of my lungs.

Speed: Well technically you can't yell anything on the top of your lungs. You don't even yell on your lungs. It's your throat.

Katie: Timmy?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Shut up.

Speed: Yes dear.

TBC............
 
Katie: Timmy?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Shut up.

Speed: Yes dear.
Teeeheee! Heck yes! And thats how the cookie crummbles. ANd awwww Delko thinks I'm hot. Teeheeee.

Speed: WHAT THE HELL IS A CUPCAKE PARTY!
AN ORGY'S AN ORGY! God I love Speed.

And heck yes Kitty's in the hummer with us. But oh no! She crushed H man's sunnies. Whatever will he do. lol. Poor Anni will never get to sleep with Speed. HA more for me! I mean more for me AND Carly. I can share. Pfft. lol.

Katie: Alright I'm relaxing. Just don't get creeper Speedish on me.

Speed: *whispers in Katie's ear* Yeah? You like that?
I'm not so sure I should answer that one. Teehee. I think I'm a little to hyper to answer that. lol.

Update soon please!
 
Never Look Away

Hummerhome 10 pm

Katie: *leans on Speed's shoulder* It's too late to be driving. *yawns*

Speed: I know.

Delko: *head droops*

Jess: *slaps Delko*

Delko: *lifts head* Huh?

Jess: You fell asleep.

Delko: I didn't fall asleep. My head drooped.

JC: *sigh* I love car rides.

Missy: This is a Hummerhome.

JC: I know.

Carly: *laying on floor* If anyone steps on me, they're losing their hand.

Carole: Remind me not to make you mad.

Carly: I tend to get grumpy when I'm tired.

Katie: Timmy?

Speed: Mmm.

Katie: I wanna ring.

Speed: Not the time.

Katie: You have money.

Speed: No I don't.

Katie: Come on.

Speed: You should have kept the first one.

Katie: ...You shouldn't have thrown it away.

Speed: I'm too tired to fight with you.

Katie: Me too.

Speed: We should have all of our fights at ten at night.

Katie: Why?

Speed: They don't last very long.

Delko: *snoring*

Jess: *throws shoe at Delko*

Delko: *lifts head* WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!

Jess: That was a shoe.

Delko: Oh. You threw your shoe at me?

Jess: I threw Carly's shoe.

Carly: Who has a shoe?

Carole: I want a shoe.

Speed: Stop talking about shoes.

Jess: Hey Eric?

Delko: What.

Jess: Why are you wearing a pink dress shirt?

Delko: I thought they were cool.

Jess: That's like if I put on a yellow shirt and black pants and ran around Miami crying because I have a restraining order.

Delko: What?

Jess: Nevermind. I like your stubble though.

Everyone: *lifts head*

Delko: ...What?

Speed: *frowns* Oh no you don't. There can only be one stud around here and it's me.

Delko: *sticks tongue out*

Anni: So Eric, you ever want to go out to dinner sometime?

Delko: *smiles*

Speed: HEY.

Anni: What?

Speed: I thought you had a thing for me.

Anni: Now I have a thing for Eric.

Speed: That's not fair.

Katie: Tim, let her go.

Delko: HA. I win.

Anni: Oh yes you do. *growls*

Delko: Hee.

Speed: *glares*

Katie: Tim, don't.

Speed: You don't even know what I'm going to do.

Katie: Yes I do. You're going to get all jelous and beat someone up.

Speed: No I'm not.

Delko: He better not.

Speed: Why?

Delko: Because I could take you. The stubble gives me confidence.

Speed: It gives you stupidity.

Delko: You want to take this outside?

Speed: We're in a moving vehicle.

Delko: *stands* I could take you.

Speed: *sigh* Alright. *stands*

Katie: Tim, don't.

Anni: KILL HIM ERIC.

Delko: *rolls up sleeves*

Anni/Carole/Kitty/Missy/Jess: 0_0

Delko: Bring it on.

Speed: Eric, you're dumb.

Delko: Don't use words, use muscle.

Speed: I'll use muscle when you learn to use words.

Delko: I'm not as dumb as I look.

Speed: No you're dumber than you look.

Delko: Yeah? *pushes Speed*

Speed: What are you doing?

Delko: Pushing you.

Speed: I'm not fighting you.

Delko: Why not?

Speed: Because I don't have to prove anything to you.

Delko: Come on girls, back me up.

Katie: Nah.

Calleigh: *shakes head*

Carly: Hell no, I want Speed to kick ass.

Delko: Okay not helping. He's not fighting only because he has no muscle.

Calleigh: Actually Eric that's not true.

Katie: Yeah not entirely.

Carly: What they said.

Anni: *sigh* I wish I knew.

Speed: *stares at Eric*

Delko: *pushes Speed*

Speed: I'm not fighting you.

Delko: Fine, how about I get you back for punching me in the face?

Speed: That won't solve anything.

Delko: And what did you think it solved before?

Speed: I was angry.

Delko: Yeah? Well I'm angry now. ROAR!

Speed: You sound stupid, not angry.

Delko: *punches Speed in the face*

Speed: *falls*

Everyone: 0_0

Anni: ...I CAN'T CHOOSE! That was hot.

Katie: Oh my God! Tim! *runs over*

Delko: *laughs* Haha you ain't so hot now.

Katie: Are you alright?

Speed: *nods*

Katie: You're bleeding.

Speed: It happens.

Katie: Why didn't you fight back?

Speed: Because you would have hated it.

Katie: ...*smiles* You did that for me?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Aww. That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. *hugs Speed*

Speed: OW.

Katie: Sorry.

Delko: Wait...I don't get it. I hurt him and you think he's a hero?

Katie: He's my hero.

Delko: That's not fair.

Speed: It's the difference between you and me my friend.

Delko: Pfft. *sits down*

Speed: *sits on couch*

Katie: Aw you're so sweet.

Speed: Thank you.

Katie: *kisses Speed*

Speed: *lifts brow*

Carly: Aw.

Calleigh: *sigh*

Anni: *kicks floor*

Speed: What was that for?

Katie: My hero. *hugs Speed*

Speed: I got hit in the face, I didn't exactly rescue you from a burning building.

Katie: It's the little things that count.

Speed: Interesting.

Delko: *mumbles* Show off.

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: ...I mean...Nothing.

Hummerhome bumps into the air, and crashes

Delko: *stands* What was that?

Horatio: Is anyone hurt?

Speed: *stands* We're fine. You forgot to put on your glasses or something?

Horatio: I can see perfectly fine.

Speed: What did you hit?

Horatio: Uh...I...I hit a person.

Everyone: *looks at Horatio*

Delko: You what?

Horatio: *lets go of wheel* I don't know what happened.

Delko: Yeah well you also hit a tree.

Calleigh: Let's go see the damage.

Speed: Yeah. Everyone else stay here.

Outside

Delko: Well...You hit a person alright.

Calleigh: Not to mention the tree.

Horatio: *shakes head* I didn't see him.

Speed: You killed him.

Horatio: Has someone called 911?

Calleigh: *gets out cellphone*

Speed: *kneels* Kid doesn't look older than 17.

Delko: H, I think you need to leave.

Horatio: I...I swear I didn't see him.

Calleigh: Emergency vehicles are on the way.

Speed: Someone get Horatio out of here.

Calleigh: *smiles* Come on Horatio, let's get you back inside. Alright?

Horatio: *nods* Speed, Eric..

Delko: We'll take care of it H.

Speed: Don't worry about it.

Horatio: Thank you.

Horatio/Calleigh leave

Delko: Sorry about the punch man.

Speed: It's alright. *lifts tree branches* Nasty head wound.

Delko: Could be from the Hummerhome.

Speed: *angry sigh* What was he doing in the middle of the highway?

Delko: I guess we'll have to figure it out.

TBC.............
 
yiihaa, i am in that huge moving vehicle calling Hummerhome! :devil:
ok, well wow, H hit someone! :eek: oh yeaa, this is going to be interesting! :devil:
Update soon!
 
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