CSI:Miami Road Trip #11: We Ain't Comin' Home

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Lori just really likes to mess with people, huh? :lol: Wherever did she get that from? :lol: :lol:

I think Speed and Eric want to die... haha.

Great update! :)
 
Hee. Thanks so much for the reviews! :adore:

^ I wonder. :devil:

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Miami, House, 3pm

Scott: *walks in*

Lori: *places bowl on table*

Steph: *grabs spoon*

Scott: *walks over to fridge, opens it*

Lori: *looks at Scott*

Scott: *grabs soda, closes fridge, turns around*

Lori: *smiles*

Scott: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *smiling* You know what they say about the size of a man's city.

Scott: Somehow I was expecting a dirty metaphor about The Empire State Building but I guess it'll have to do.

Lori: *rubs chin* Huh.

Scott: *drinks soda, sits at table*

Lori: *sits*

Scott: *opens magazine*

Lori: *staring at Scott*

Scott: *flips page*

Lori: *sigh*

Scott: *lifts eyes*

Lori: *smiles*

Scott: *looks down at magazine*

Lori: *leans elbow on table* So you ever kill anyone?

Scott: *lifts eyes*

Lori: *smiling* With those big strong hands?

Scott: ...No. I've never killed anyone with my big strong hands.

Lori: You should. It would be hot.

Scott: Somehow I don't agree.

Lori: Okay, fine, how about for self defense reasons.

Scott: I don't need to take someone out to defend myself.

Lori: *smiles* Oooh restraint. I like that.

Scott: *nods slowly*

Lori: I've decided you're no longer Batman.

Scott: Good. *lifts magazine*

Lori: You're Superman.

Scott: *lowers magazine* Lori, I'm not Superman.

Lori: Well think about it. You're this unassuming guy that works in an office building by day but you're a kickass superhero by...day also. And by the way, we all know what city Metropolis really was.

Scott: *reading magazine* Actually, the co-creator of Superman originally modeled Metropolis after Toronto.

Lori: What the hell for?

Scott: He was born there.

Lori: ...So...Superman, the greatest American hero and icon...was created by a guy born in Canada.

Scott: If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure he became an American citizen.

Lori: I still stand by my claims. I mean, you pretend you're just a regular guy but then you go and be all heroic. And you're way too polite. Clark Kent was polite, Scott.

Scott: *laughs*

Lori: You sure you can't fly?

Scott: Pretty sure. *reading magazine*

Lori: Hm...Superman driving the Batmobile.

Scott: Lori...

Lori: Fine, I'll stop.

Steph: *points to Scott* UPERMAN!

Scott: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *smiles*

Hummerhome, 6pm

Katie: Here's what we gotta do. *whispers in Anni's ear*

Anni: *smiles*

Delko: *looks at Speed* Psst.

Speed: *looks at Eric* What.

Delko: They're talking about us.

Speed: *lifts brow* How do you know?

Delko: They're whispering.

Speed: Maybe they'd rather not have the entire Hummerhome overhearing a private conversation.

Delko: Why's it private?

Speed: Because women do that.

Delko: I bet they're planning something evil.

Speed: Again, because they're women.

Delko: We need to find out what it is.

Speed: No we don't.

Delko: Do you want to end up on the roof of the Hummerhome again?

Speed: *looks at Eric*

Delko: Exactly. Looks like we'll have to go on a covert operation.

Speed: Wow. I don't know what that means.

Delko: Pump them for information.

Speed: How?

Delko: ...Aren't you a cop? Interrogate.

Speed: Katie and Anni are smart, they don't fall for simple interrogation.

Delko: Okay, I'll work Anni over, you do Katie.

Speed: ...All of that sounded wrong.

Delko: You know how you'll get Katie to talk, right?

Speed: No.

Delko: Seduce her.

Speed: How about no. Why don't you seduce Katie and I'll talk to my wife.

Delko: I like my way better.

Speed: I don't.

Delko: Naked on the Hummerhome.

Speed: *frowns* Fine. *stands, walks away*

Delko: *rubs hands together*

Bathroom

Katie: *putting lip gloss on*

Speed: *walks over, leans on wall* Hey.

Katie: Hi.

Speed: Nice lip gloss.

Katie: *looks at Speed, lifts brow* You want to try some?

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: *looks back at mirror*

Speed: You look...nice today.

Katie: *smiles* Thanks. I'm going for 'extra slut' today. I've been getting lots of pointers from Lori.

Speed: Bye. *walks away*

Katie: *smiling*

TBC........................
 
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You know, that's all i have to really say about the update! From Lori's insistance on Scott being Superman driving the Batmobile, to Eric's hair brained plot to get info...all of it...frick frackin hilarious! Oh god...I can't stop laughing long enough to catch my breath!

Geni...it's inspiring! More so that Delko was lucid enough to glean that they were talking about them. I can't wait for the revenge to start!:devil:

Oh , that's gonna be soooooooo good!:lol:

Spectacularly awesome update, Geni! Seriously....
 
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:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:I've been going for extra slut today! :guffaw::guffaw:So much for the suduction on that end! Lol! Now come on Geni I know Speed is hotter that that! Put him into it. Cut him loose he needs to get in there and get dirty!:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:I know he can do it! Hell hes sleep with half the lab ! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:Come on thats got to account for something ! Show us the real Tim Speedle ! The hot rated XXX Tim Speedle!! :guffaw::guffaw:The Speed Fans have to have it! Lol! Is anybody With me on this ! ANNI!!!!
 
Hey, I've been ok. Busy, busy with uni and stuff. I've decided that Physics sucks.

Anyway, HEE! STEPH IS SO CUTE! "UPERMAN!" I'm so going to start calling people that.

Oh Speedy. Tsk tsk tsk. Seriously, he's going to seduce someone because Eric told him to? XD
 
I love Steph. I wanna take her home and cuddle her. :D

And since when does Eric's ideas actually make sense to Speed? :lol:

I love it. Great update! :)
 
^ LOL. Many thanks as always for the reviews. :D *thoroughly entertained*

Eric's having too much influence these days. :shifty: :p

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Miami Beach, boardwalk

Lori: *grabs drink*

Woman: *walks up* Pink lemonade, please.

Lori: *looks over, lifts brow*

Guy: *pours drink*

Lori: *places money on counter*

Guy: $3.50.

Woman: For a glass of lemonade?

Guy: For tourists.

Woman: *throws money onto counter*

Guy: *hands over glass*

Lori: *grabs money*

Guy: Hey!

Lori: Don't stiff the tourists. *hands money to Woman*

Near table

Lori: *places drink on table, sits*

Woman: *walks over* Hey. Thanks.

Lori: No problem.

Woman: *extends hand* I'm Riley.

Lori: *lifts head* Lori.

Riley: I'm visitin' from California.

Lori: I'm visiting from Coconut Grove.

Riley: *laughs*

Lori: *drinks*

Riley: *looks around*

Lori: Do you...want to have a seat?

Riley: Sure! *grabs chair, sits*

Lori: *lifts brow*

Riley: I have to admit, the last time I was in Miami, I didn't have the greatest time.

Lori: It happens. Some people forget that this is a city too, just like any other.

Riley: *looks at Lori's arms*

Lori: *sips drink*

Riley: So you're from around here, huh.

Lori: That's right.

Riley: I don't want to trouble you but...you think you can point a girl to a sensible hotel?

Lori: *smirks* What kind of budget do you have?

Riley: *smiles*

An hour later

Lori: So your...adoptive parents were murderers and kidnappers.

Riley: Unfortunately. Can't always pick your family, huh?

Lori: I'm with you there.

Riley: I did get to meet my biological father down here once though.

Lori: Really. *drinks*

Riley: Yeah he was a...CSI? I think?

Lori: *chokes on drink*

Riley: Oh honey, are you okay?

Lori: *wipes face* No no I'm fine. Don't worry about it. *coughs* I guess it just went down funny is all.

Riley: *hands over napkin*

Lori: *grabs napkin* Thanks. So uh, this cop.

Riley: Right. Yeah, he...well to be honest, I don't remember much about him. It was a long time ago. Although I do remember that people kept calling him 'Speed'.

Lori: *stares blankly* ...Uh huh.

Riley: Anyway, I've been jabberin' about myself this whole time. *smiles* Sorry for monopolizin' the conversation.

Lori: Oh no it's okay. It's been very...interesting to hear.

Riley: So what about you? I don't even know your last name.

Lori: It's Finch.

Riley: Did you grow up in Miami?

Lori: Uh...for the most part. I was actually born in California.

Riley: *smiles* Wow, two Cali girls sittin' here in Miami.

Lori: *smirks* You're here on vacation?

Riley: Well, business and pleasure. I own my own fashion line and we're doing a show down here tomorrow. You heard of Levine?

Lori: *lifts brows* I have, actually. I guess I see your clothes around Miami quite a bit.

Riley: It took a while to get it all started up but I found my way and it's been amazing ever since. Hey, have you ever considered modeling for fashion?

Lori: *blinks* I-

Riley: You have this international flare about you, especially in the eyes. *smiles* Not to mention you've got a profile to die for.

Lori: Well uh thanks. But I-I don't think that's something I'm interested in. No offence.

Riley: *smiling* Don't worry, it takes a lot to get under my skin. You have to have real chops to survive in the fashion world.

Lori: Yeah I've heard horror stories.

Riley: Do you mind my askin' what you do for a living?

Lori: Um...well right now I'm a bit of a home body. I'm kind of tryin' out the whole 'stay at home mom' thing.

Riley: *gasp* You're a mother. How old?

Lori: She's going to be 2.

Riley: That's wonderful. *smiles* How are you liking motherhood?

Lori: It...it's been a lot more rewarding than I could have ever imagined. *looks down at table* It's certainly been keeping me out of too much trouble, that's for sure.

Riley: I noticed your arms.

Lori: *looks down at arm* Yeah. Let's just say my life hasn't always been 'rewarding'.

Riley: *smirks*

Lori: *looks out onto beach*

Riley: Aw honey I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make y-

Lori: *wipes eyes* No. It's fine. *laughs* I don't usually do this in front of people I just met, I-

Riley: No worries. *hands over tissue* I guess your little girl means a lot to you then.

Lori: *looks down at table, nods* Yeah. She does.

Riley: *stares at Lori*

Lori: ...I remember being so scared at the thought of having to take care of a child. I mean, I could barely take care of myself properly and there's still a lot I need to learn but uh...now I'm...more scared at the thought of losing her.

Riley: *places drink on table*

Lori: *lifts head* I've never told anyone that before. Not even my m...*scoffs* my mother. Knowing her, she'd probably laugh at me or...rub it in my face. There isn't really a lot I can tell her without all of that getting in the way. *laughs* Here I am, still spillin' my guts.

Riley: A lil' bit of girl talk never hurt anyone.

Lori: *smirks* Thanks for listenin'.

Riley: *nods, drinks lemonade*

Lori: Hey uh...why don't you stop at my place for dinner tonight? I mean if that's okay with you and everything. I'm sure Scott wouldn't mind.

Riley: That's very generous. It's a splendid idea.

Lori: Great. *reaches into purse, grabs pen* I'll write you down the address. *pulls napkin over*

Riley: It was really wonderful meeting you, Lori.

Lori: Likewise.

Riley: *smiles* I'll see you tonight then.

Lori: *nods*

Hummerhome, bedroom

Delko: And? Verdict?

Speed: Katie won't talk. Although she has found some astounding new ways of making me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

Delko: Looks like we'll have to start on Anni.

Speed: Wait, I thought you were questioning Anni. What happened to that?

Delko: It would look suspicious if we were both talking to them.

Speed: Great, so I'm the one that looks like the idiot and you're the one hiding and not helping.

Delko: We both have our talents.

Speed: Yeah well apparently we're both failing miserably too.

Delko: Go talk to Anni. And if it's anything I need to be filming, you let me know.

Speed: *frowns, walks away*

Next bedroom over

Speed: *walks in, shuts door*

Anni: *reading book*

Speed: Hey, funny finding you here.

Anni: Yeah, it's our bedroom. Zany. *flips page*

Speed: I hope you're not still mad at me about the video thing. Because the way I see it, we're even. At least for Hummerhome crap.

Anni: Mhm.

Speed: *sits on bed* What are you reading?

Anni: The dictionary.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Anni: It was either this or the Bible. Horatio's not big on interesting reading materials.

Speed: *sits on bed*

Anni: *closes dictionary, crawls over* So. Enjoy the show the other night?

Speed: What Eric and I did was wrong. I'll get rid of the tape.

Anni: Thanks. If it isn't already circulating the globe by now, anyway.

Speed: It's not.

Anni: Let me guess, this is your way of making peace with the enemy before something bad happens.

Speed: *looks at Anni*

Anni: Tim, we're not planning anything. Katie had a few ideas but it's juvinile and stupid to keep this up. I just want to relax and have fun with my friends, not torture them.

Speed: Me too.

Anni: Truce? *extends hand*

Speed: Yeah. *grabs Anni's hand*

Anni: *leans over, kisses Speed*

Speed: *closes eyes*

Anni: *smiles* Now run along, I'm determined to finish my way through W and X before Horatio yells 'lights out'.

Speed: *sigh* Okay. *stands, leaves*

Anni: *taps on wall*

Katie: *opens closet door* He fall for it?

Anni: Hook, line and sinker.

Katie: Excellent.

TBC..........................
 
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Oh Hell This is gonna be I can tell! And I thought Lori was gonna choke to death on her drink! She is so up to no goos with the dinner invite!


Great update Geni!
 
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Again...it's all I have right now. Katie and Anni are devious little vixens. The only thing, I just hope that this doesn't come back to bite Anni in the tokus, because she told him straight up that there was no revenge. I consider covert cover opts to be revenge motivated. This is gonna be SWEET how it turns out. I'm waiting..lol


Seems like Lori has an unknown sister rolling out there. At least she was being nice and let her come home. Can't wait to see what comes out of it!

Great work!
 
Oh, boy. I knew Anni was up to something... hahaha.

And holy crap! Who's Riley's mother? Katie? Someone else Speed slept with along the way? This should be really interesting...

Great update! :)
 
The wheels are turning in those heads of theirs. :angel:

Hehe. Thanks for the reviews! :)

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Miami, house, 7:30pm

Lori: *smiles* Hi.

Riley: *steps in* Wow, what an amazing home.

Lori: I hope you didn't have any trouble finding it. We're kind of tucked away.

Riley: *smiles* Nah, the difficult part was finding a cab.

Lori: I suppose you should meet the chef. Scott!

Scott: *walks over, wipes hands* Our guest is here?

Lori: Yep. Riley Levine.

Scott: *smiles* It's very nice to meet you. *extends hand*

Riley: *smiling, grabs Scott's hand*

Scott: I hope you like seafood.

Riley: Absolutely.

Scott: Great. It should be ready in the next half hour or so.

Lori: Yeah listen, why don't you make yourself at home in the living room. I'll go get us some tea.

Riley: *smiles* Okay. *walks away*

Lori: *grabs Scott* We need to talk.

Kitchen

Scott: *shakes frying pan*

Lori: *walks over*

Scott: I have to say, I was surprised when you said someone was staying for dinner. You're not exactly one to go out and make friends.

Lori: That's what I wanted to talk about. I'm pretty sure...at least based on the overwhelming amount of evidence, that she's my sister.

Scott: *looks at Lori* I thought your sister died.

Lori: Little sister, yes. I'm actually the middle child.

Scott: You never mentioned an older sister.

Lori: That's because I never knew her.

Scott: And what evidence do you have?

Lori: Well for one, she claims her biological father's name is 'Speed' and he's a CSI.

Scott: That's...pretty strong evidence.

Lori: What am I supposed to do?

Scott: *lifts brow* What do you mean?

Lori: How am I supposed to tell her that we have the same father?

Scott: You have the same mother too.

Lori: *frowns* She doesn't need to know that.

Scott: *smiles*

Lori: Ugh...what happens if she doesn't like what she hears? What if she thinks I'm some crappy excuse for a sister? I'm not exactly lollipops and rainbows here.

Scott: She's here, isn't she?

Lori: Yeah and that's because she doesn't know we're biologically related.

Scott: Why don't we just see where it goes before we pull out the DNA card.

Lori: Right.

Scott: Tea.

Lori: *grabs tray*

Living room

Riley: *sips tea*

Lori: *sits* So...are you married? Any kids?

Riley: None of the above, I'm afraid. I guess my career's been somewhat of a family to me that I just never had the time to think about starting one. Besides, I've still got plenty of time for that.

Lori: *nods*

Dining room, an hour later

Riley: This is amazing, where did you learn to cook?

Scott: *smiles* I had a lot of time after losing my job a while back. Decided to learn something that would make me a bit more independant.

Riley: Interesting. And where did you two meet?

Scott: Uh...in Miami. I was here at a uh, I guess you could call it a resort.

Lori: *picking at food*

Riley: And Lori was there too?

Scott: Yep. Of course it being Lori, she wouldn't give me the time of day at first.

Riley: *smiles*

Scott: But the rest is history.

Lori: Yeah Scott and history have a thing for each other.

Scott: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *drinks wine*

Scott: I hear you're in the fashion industry.

Riley: That's right. Ever since hitting the top, it's looking like my brand will be coming to Miami a lot more often. I'm hoping to catch the eye of some international agents and it looks very promising.

Scott: It must be a really exciting field.

Riley: It's very fast-paced and a lot more brutal than you'd think. But I'm a competitive person and I enjoy it.

Scott: Seems like.

Riley: I saw a certificate in your china cabinet, did you go to Columbia University?

Scott: Yes.

Riley: A couple friends of mine transfered out there, they said it was a great place. I, on the other hand, decided to stay at UCLA for an extra year. It was all well and good anyway, I was still able to get my B.A in fashion design but I almost considered going to New York and wearing the blue and white.

Scott: *smiles*

Lori: *stabbing at plate*

Riley: ...Lori?

Lori: *lifts eyes*

Riley: You okay? You've been awfully quiet.

Lori: I'm fine.

Riley: Have I said something wrong?

Lori: *pours wine* Not at all. *smiles* I just tend to zone out when education and success are mentioned in the same sentence.

Riley: *blinks*

Scott: Um, what Lori means to say is...actually I'm not really sure what Lori means to say.

Lori: *drinks wine*

Riley: Perhaps a change of subject might b-

Lori: Why? *slams drink down* Because I'm not smart enough or successful enough to participate in your Ivy League conversation? No NO, please, carry on. God forbid the rate of self-importance drops in this room.

Scott: I apologize, she's not usually like...okay most of the time she's like this but not to this extent. Excuse us. *grabs Lori*

Riley: *nods*

Kitchen

Scott: What the hell are you doing?

Lori: *leans against wall* Havin' dinner.

Scott: You're drunk.

Lori: *lifts finger* Not drunk.

Scott: By 'see how this goes', I did not mean get wasted and insult her. And aren't you supposed to be on medication?

Lori: *rolls eyes* What are you, my father?

Scott: Wow we are not even going to go there. You need to get a hold of yourself before you screw this up.

Lori: What does it matter? I'm probably never gonna see her again after tonight and she's gonna think I'm a loser bitch either way.

Scott: Maybe if you stopped thinking of yourself as a 'loser bitch', people would be able to warm up to you long enough to know you aren't one.

Lori: *smiles, wraps arms around Scott's neck* Who needs a pick-me-up when you've got Scott Finch on your side.

Scott: *takes Lori's arms* Why don't we get back in there.

Lori: Fine but I can't promise anything.

Scott: Try your best.

Dining room

Lori: *sits, smiles* You'll have to excuse me, sometimes I forget my manners. It's probably because I was raised in a jungle.

Riley: *lifts brow*

Scott: She's kidding.

Lori: *laughs* Oh Scott. *grabs Scott's arm* You're so CUTE.

Scott: *whispers* I'm sorry.

Riley: *nods* S'okay. I've really enjoyed dinner nontheless. *smiles* You both have been very hospitable and I'm greatful.

Scott: It's our pl-AH! *grabs Lori's hand*

Lori: *smiling*

Scott: *clears throat* Our pleasure.

Riley: I'll tell you what, I'll leave you my phone number and maybe Lori can give me a call when she's feeling more like herself.

Scott: Sounds great, thank you.

Riley: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *drinking*

Riley: I should be going then. *stands*

Scott: *stands*

Riley: *smiles* I can see myself out.

Scott: *nods*

Riley: *leaves*

Scott: *sits*

Lori: *looks down at wine glass* How am I holding two of these?

Scott: You're not, hon.

Lori: *blinks* Whoa...*smiles* you're so smart.

Scott: Why don't we go upstairs. *takes Lori's arm*

Lori: *stands, staggers sideways*

Scott: *wraps arm around Lori*

Lori: *strokes Scott's chest* You are a good man.

Stairs

Lori: Yer like a warm blanket.

Scott: Watch your step.

Lori: *trips over step*

Scott: Yeah. There are stairs there my dear.

Lori: Oopsies.

Bedroom

Scott: *turns on light*

Lori: *grabs Scott's shirt*

Scott: *closes door*

Lori: *kisses Scott*

Scott: *turns head away* Not a good idea.

Lori: *unbutton's Scott's shirt* Why.

Scott: Because you're drunk, Lori.

Lori: This isn't highschool or a one-night stand. I'm pretty sure I won't mind in the morning. Besides, I'll do whatever you want.

Scott: I'll pass but thank you for the offer. *walks away*

Lori: *narrows eyes*

Bathroom

Lori: *staggers in*

Scott: *opens medicine cabinet*

Lori: What the hell is your problem? You see that your drunkass wife wants you and you say 'no thanks'? And on top of that, I'm willing to do anything and I don't think you realize how broad that 'anything' is. Most guys would be in their glory.

Scott: I'm sure they would be. *opens pill container*

Lori: The other night was exciting. Let's do that again.

Scott: *pops pill into mouth*

Lori: *rubs forehead*

Scott: *looks over*

Lori: *falls forward*

Scott: *catches Lori*

Living room, 8am

Scott: *places Steph on couch* You want cartoons?

Steph: YA! *makes grabby hands*

Scott: *picks up remote, turns on TV*

Steph: *cuddles up in blanket*

Lori: *walks downstairs slowly*

Scott: *looks over*

Steph: *leans sideways* DADA!

Scott: *looks back* Oh, I'm in the way.

Lori: *opens cupboard*

Scott: *walks over*

Steph: *stares at TV*

Kitchen

Scott: How are you feeling?

Lori: *frowning*

Scott: Right.

Steph screeches, giggles

Lori: Ugh. *holds forehead* Think she'll understand 'Mommy has a hangover'?

Scott: Probably not. *opens ibuprofen*

Lori: *grabs pills*

Scott: Riley left her phone number for you.

Lori: Great. More awkward conversation. *drinks water*

Scott: I'm sure she knows you didn't mean to get smashed and make a fool out of yourself.

Lori: Do me a favour. Stop placating me.

Scott: Done.

Lori: What happened after she left?

Scott: You were adamant on showing me a good time.

Lori: *rubs neck, places glass on counter* That sounds like me.

Steph: *trots over, blanket in hand*

Scott: *bends down, picks up Steph*

Lori: Did she get her breakfast?

Scott: Yep.

Lori: Her bath?

Scott: Yes. She has two parents, remember?

Lori: *squints* Were you the one that put her hair into pigtails?

Scott: We happen to like pigtails. *looks at Steph, smiles* Don't we.

Steph: *smiles shyly*

Scott: Oh where's that big smile I know you have! *tickles Steph*

Steph: *giggles*

Lori: *smirks*

Scott: Ready for breakfast yet?

Lori: Maybe in a few hours.

Scott: In a few hours, it won't be breakfast.

Lori: *stares at Scott*

Scott: *looks at Steph* Right. Mommy's not amused.

Steph: *chews blanket*

Scott: Looks like you and I are stuck watching cartoons for a while. *walks away*

Lori: *sigh*

TBC................................
 
Poor Lori! I know, I know, ...we all make our beds, but now that she's got something good going for her, she needs to see that! Not everyone goes to college ,and we all find our sucessess in a different manner. I think Lori's a sucess story because she was able to come out of her problems and lead a productive life. I wish she could see that she's worth it. At least Scott does, bless his heart, he's there for her at every turn.

I think Riley will come back, if Lori can get it together. I really want to see them connect, at least to know that they are related. That would be such a great moment, I think. Or maybe not...it remains to be seen!

Awesome work, and very profound!

ps...Wondering wildly what Anni has up her sleeve though..lol
 
Well That was the usual Lori & Scott Dinner extrviganza! The only thing missing was The three Stooges (Speed, Katie, & Anni) Slapping, hitting , & Throwing peas and mashed potatos! Lol!

She needs to get a grip and tell her that shes her sister. I think she would be a good influence on Lori! I'm just worried How Speed is gonna react to a unexspected child dropping back into his life! Guess we'll see!


Great up Date! need some RT gang Update!
 
LOL. Three Stooges. Describes them perfectly. :p

^^ I like (and agree with lol) your take on it, Anni.

Thanks for the reviews. :adore:

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Hummerhome, bathroom, next day

Speed: *walks in*

Katie: *putting on makeup*

Speed: Mind if we share?

Katie: Not at all.

Speed: *pulls out electric razor*

Katie: You're shaving.

Speed: Trimming. *flips switch*

Katie: Mhm.

Speed: UGH! *drops razor, touches face*

Katie: *looks over*

Speed: *looks down at hand*

Katie: Didn't wake up on the right side of the bed?

Speed: Someone must have messed with the calibration.

Katie: Huh. Who would be so cruel?

Speed: *frowns* Katie, I have told you countless times not to touch my stuff.

Katie: I've told you countless times not to touch other women but life's a bitch. *walks over to door*

Speed: *closes bathroom door* I'm serious.

Katie: I'm SO scared. What are you going to do? Complain to Horatio?

Speed: No. I'm going to shove you into the tub, hold you down and turn on the freezing water.

Katie: You don't have the stones.

Speed: *grabs Katie*

Katie: Tim-

Speed: *drags Katie to tub*

Katie: Let me go.

Speed: I thought you said I didn't have the stones.

Katie: This isn't funny.

Speed: *grabs shower nozzle* Not for you anyway.

Katie: Seriously, you can stop anytime.

Speed: *lifts Katie, drops her into tub*

Katie: AH!

Speed: *pulls curtain across, turns on water*

Katie: *screams* THAT'S COLD!

Speed: That's the idea.

Katie: LET ME OUT, TIM! THIS IS SO NOT COOL!

Speed: *holding Katie* Messing with my razor was 'so not cool' either.

Katie: HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

Dining area

Ryan: *picking nose*

Delko: *pulling wings off of a fly*

Calleigh: *painting nails*

Horatio: ...Does someone hear screaming?

Delko: I think it's coming from this poor defenseless fly.

Bathroom

Katie: YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN ME!

Speed: Oh. Bonus.

Katie: TIM! STOP THIS!

Speed: Tell me what you and Anni are planning and I'll stop.

Katie: WE'RE NOT PLANNING ANYTHING!

Speed: I don't believe you.

Katie: SERIOUSLY! THIS IS FRIGGIN' COLD!

Speed: Oh, whoops, some of the hot water was actually on. *turns off hot water*

Katie: AH!

Speed: *turns cold water to full*

Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN, YOU TRYIN' TO KILL ME?

Speed: That depends if you want to keep lying to me or not.

Katie: What the hell kind of interrogation technique is this!

Speed: A fun one.

Katie: *kicking legs* LEMME GO!

Speed: Truth first, freedom later.

Katie: I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH! UGH! TIM, IT'S GETTING COLDER!

Speed: It does that.

Dining area

Delko: I wonder if flies see in color.

Calleigh: If so, what color?

Ryan: I think they see in bright orange.

Delko: I think they see in bright pink.

Ryan: That's stupid. Nobody sees in bright pink.

Delko: How do you know?

Ryan: Because I don't like pink.

Calleigh: You know what would be cool? If people could see in the color that their eyes are. For example, I would see in all green and Eric would see in all brown.

Delko: Okay but how about Ryan? He has hazel eyes.

Calleigh: Green and brown.

Ryan: ...Man I'll be seeing the world through puke-colored glasses.

Bathroom

Katie: HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! HELP!

Speed: What are you planning.

Katie: NOTHING!

Speed: *tosses bag of ice into tub*

Katie: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ICE!

Speed: Freezer.

Katie: YOU PLANNED THIS!

Speed: You're planning something. And I want to know what it is.

Katie: BITE ME, SPEEDLE!

Speed: *pours more ice*

Katie: ACK!

Speed: You think I'm stupid? Anni never does truces. And especially not with someone moving around in the closet nearby.

Katie: ANNI BOUGHT A KITTEN AND SHE'S HIDING IT IN THE CLOSET!

Speed: Kittens don't whisper 'get him, Anni'.

Katie: Wow you have really good hearing.

Speed: I want the plan and I want it called off.

Katie: We're not the mafia.

Speed: No, you're worse. You're women.

Katie: I can't feel my toes anymore.

Speed: Good.

Katie: *teeth clacking together* I swear there's no plan.

Speed: I'm sorry you feel that way. *dumps more ice into tub*

Katie: This is getting ridiculous and dangerous, let me out.

Speed: What's getting ridiculous is these stupid pranks. I'm really sick of them. I'm sick of you.

Katie: *staring at Speed*

Speed: You and your stupid, idiotic, manipulative ways.

Katie: *blinks*

Speed: This is your last chance.

Katie: ...There's no plan.

Speed: Okay. *shoves Katie's head underwater*

Katie: *screams, struggles*

Speed: *pulls Katie up*

Katie: *coughing*

Speed: I'm warm. I can do this all day. You, unfortunately, can't.

Katie: FINE. We were planning something and it wasn't nearly as insane as what you're doing. Let me out of this tub. Now.

Speed: *stands, grabs Katie's arm*

Katie: *crawls out of tub*

Speed: *throws clothes* Change.

Katie: *lifts head* Excuse me?

Speed: You want hypothermia?

Katie: *frowning, unbuttons shirt*

Speed: *hands over towel*

Katie: *rips off jeans, grabs towel, walks away*

Dining area

Katie: *walks over*

Anni: *looks over* What the hell happened?

Katie: *shivering*

Anni: Oh my God. *runs over, wraps arms around Katie* What was he trying to do? Give you hypothermia?

Katie: Need...body...heat.

Anni: *sits Katie on couch, hugs her*

Speed: *walks over*

Everyone: *staring at Speed*

Speed: *sits in chair*

Delko: Um...I said interrogate, not torture.

Calleigh: Tim, that was uncalled for.

Horatio: Speed, really.

Speed: I'm not explaining myself to you, mister 'blow away half a dozen people in 15 seconds'.

TBC.............................
 
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