CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

okie dokie, here are more bloopers.

Rory: Hey you, you're in my crime scene *waves hand*
Billy: *waves*
Rory: What are you doing?!
Billy: *runs and slips on the grass* ...ow..
Rory:...*laughs*...poor kid.

TAKE 2

Rory: Hey you, you're in my crime scene.
Billy: *waves*
Rory: What are you doing?! *runs*
Billy: *jumps over fence and escapes*
Rory: He's got evidence!.....He just stole evidence from a murder investigation.
Officer: Who was he?
Rory:......I don't know....*smiles*...*huffs and puffs*
Director: Maybe you should try...not smoking before you do these?

TAKE 3

Rory: *kicks fence* How could you let him get away!
Officer: He was dressed like one of you!....
Director: *giggles*
Rory: what? why are you laughing?
Director: Kick the fence again, that was cool.
Rory:.....ok....

TAKE 4

Rory: He just stole evidence from a murder investigation.
Officer: So who was he?
Rory: *crackly voice* I don't know, but now i gotta find out what he took. *walks away*
Director: *giggles*
Rory: WHAT!
Director: Sorry your voice sounded funny....could you kick the fence again?
Rory: Why?
Director: I'll pay you.
Rory:...someone has issues.
 
lmao it's my fav too lol
"kick the fence again, that was cool" lol :lol:
 
that was cool, I loved the whole scene in Wannabe, especially the line " Maybe you should try not smoking before you do these.... classic sarcasm :lol:.....
 
One crazy one from Blood Brothers

TAKE 1
Valera: I'll page you once I'm done*continues doing work*
Emily: *cheerfully* I'll wait!
Valera: Uhm..it might take long.*gives weird look*
Emily: Oh..you must be the new DNA person. I always wait for the results.
Valera: Ohkay..take a sit..
Emily: *grabs a chair and misses*
Emily: Oof!
Valera: Are you okay!?*helps Emily up*
Emily: My poor a**!*rubs her butt*
Everybody: *stares*
Male Crews: *gawk*drools*howls*whistle*
Emily: *stops rubbing butt and frowns* Oh! Behaavve!

TAKE 2
Valera: ok..Take a sit*smiles*
Emily:*cautiously took a sit and smiles broadly*
Valera:*mouths*You're smiling
Emily: *drops her smile*
Director: Emily, make it less obvious. Lets take three everyone!
Emily:*slaps forehead*Bleeps whines grumble

TAKE 3
Valera:Take a sit..
Emily:*calmly took a sit*
Valera: The resutls came out negative. He's not your suspect. It belongs to someone else.
Alexx: Emily, I just collected some evidence which needs DNA tests..*passes evidence to Valera*
Valera: Ohkay..I'll page you..
Emily: *cheerfully* I'll wait!
Alexx and Valera: *looks at Emily*
Emily: *smiles broadly* I can't help it! It's in my.....
Valera: *mouths* DNA *restrains from laughing*
Emily: I knew that..*stares blankly around*
Laughters from crew..

TAKE 4
Alexx and Valera: *stare at Emily*
Emily: *smiles cheekily* I can't help it! It's in my DNA. It's natural for me to be crurious!*startes blankly everywhere*
Valera:*huh*Crurious?..*chuckles*
Director: We heard that Emily. Don't pretend!*laughs* Take 5 everyone!*shakes head* We're never gonna eat lunch!*whines bleep bleep grumbles*
 
Lmao, CSIsMANIAC. These are great. i can sooo see the actors goofing up like this. wouldn't it be cool if they had a blooper reel on the next box set. I wouldn't mind paying a bit more for that.
 
I would pay anything just to see an hour of bloopers, heck and hour isn't good enough, 3 hours maybe :lol: COME ON GUYS I KNOW YOU READ THESE!! *waves fist at writers and editors*
 
I got one.... Just one Kiss...

Rory: *looks into the chamber, smoke fills the chamber, then starts to filter out* Hey, who checked this?Are you guys trying to kill me?

Director: Cut! Someone please check the equiptment.

Take 2

Rory:* Again looks into the chamber and again the room starts to fill with smoke* (laughter can be heard in the background) What the%$#@! Who is doing this?

Director: *sighs* alright. Let's check this again and get this shot.

take 3

Rory: I'm not doing it.
Director: Rory, you have to so that we can finish this scene.
Rory: Hell no. Bring Adam in here and let him do it.
Director: The script says 'Speed' aren't you Speed?
Rory: No actually, I'm Rory.
Director: Smart @#$%. Just do the shot.

Take 4

*Smoke begins to filter out again, Adam rushes into the shot*

Adam: I couldn't resist.
Rory: See , now this is why I want to leave.
Director: Arrgh!!! Let's break for lunch! * stomps off the set*



I know , lame right? I tried...
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Awesome. I can just picture that happening. :lol:
 
Dead Zone

Take 1

Emily:*in the gun room testing a harpoon*
Hagen: Hey..
Emily: *feign cheerfullness* Hey!
Hagen: Testing the weapon?
Emily: Yeah. A harpoon needs tight rubber to make it shoot further and harder.
Emily:*holds the harpoon and position it at her right shoulder*...*shoots and harpoon fell limply on the floor*
Emily: *chuckles* Now that is one bad harpoon..
Director: Emily. Your line.
Emily: *smiles*I'm sorry but it really is a bad harpoon.

TAKE 2

Emily:*takes up a better harpoon* Now this one has tighter rubber*strains to pull rubber*which will make it lunge forward like a missle*smiles and positions harpoon*
Hagen: *watches*
Emily: *shoots and recoil stunned her*Ouh..*puts hand at shoulder..
Hagen: Are you okay?*placed a hand at her shoulder*
Emily: *frowns*Yeah..
Hagen: You sure?
Emily: Get lost! *walks away*
Director: Alright, not too close next time for character Hagen. You know she dosen't like you. Don't push it.
Hagen: *sighs and shakes head*

:lol:! I wanna see her whack his arse all the way to Pacific Ocean but it would be too violent. Haha!
 
:lol:! And another from..
"Pirated"

TAKE 1
DC: *speaks through radio* Eric, what do you have?
Adam: *diving underwater* Not much. Huh..wait..
DC: What is it Eric?
Adam: ......*radio goes silent*
DC: Eric? What do you see? *panicking* Adam!?
Adam: Huh? Oh sorry David. This suit is giving me a wedgie.
Emily: *laughs*
Director: Geez! Ignore it Adam!*shakes head*

TAKE 2
DC: *looks at Adam* What did you get Eric?
Adam: Well, I saw a mermaid.
Emily: *laughs* Yeah. You wish!
DC: Well, *looks through underwater cam* it appears it is a mermaid *passes cam to Emily*
Emily: Oh my god! It's Speedle with a Mermaid's tail!
DC & Adam: *weird look* Speedle? Mermaid's Tail*eyes widen*
Emily: *blushes and looks away* Sorry......
Adam: *grins* OoOohhh..
Emily: *smiles & hit Adam's chest* Shut up!

TAKE 3
Adam: Well, I actually saw a mermaid.
Emily: *laughs* Yeah. You wish!
DC: *grinning* Actually he did saw a mermaid. *passes Emily the cam*
Emily: Oh my God!..................
Director: Ohkay. Good enough. I'm not waiting for you to hallucinate that it was Speedle in there! Break for lunch!!
Everybody: *cheers*
Rory: Hey guys. Pull me up will ya..*looks at crew from the sea*
Everybody: *stares and gawk at Rory*
Rory: What? I was Treasure Hunting. Least the pay is better than this job..*mumbles something about a shooting*
Director: *frowns* Uhm...Lets go for lunch everybody!*ignores Rory*
Rory: Hey...Hey!!..Come back! Ahh *bleep*! *slaps water* Ooww! *sea-water entered his eyes* *bleeb*bleep*
 
I am really enjoying the bloopers... wish they really did have a blooper dvd...
 
yeah. csimaniac hilarious...but that's from dead zone not pirated. ur talking about when calleigh was all like dream on diver man? right?
 
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