CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

lol wow..it was actually an accident..that is what i am going to believe lol
 
LMAO!!! Though I'm not really much of a Miami fan, thios thread is really funny!!!

...We should have this for the Vegas show!!!
 
I got one.... Just one Kiss...

Rory: *looks into the chamber, smoke fills the chamber, then starts to filter out* Hey, who checked this?Are you guys trying to kill me?

Director: Cut! Someone please check the equiptment.

Take 2

Rory:* Again looks into the chamber and again the room starts to fill with smoke* (laughter can be heard in the background) What the%$#@! Who is doing this?

Director: *sighs* alright. Let's check this again and get this shot.

take 3

Rory: I'm not doing it.
Director: Rory, you have to so that we can finish this scene.
Rory: Hell no. Bring Adam in here and let him do it.
Director: The script says 'Speed' aren't you Speed?
Rory: No actually, I'm Rory.
Director: Smart @#$%. Just do the shot.

Take 4

*Smoke begins to filter out again, Adam rushes into the shot*

Adam: I couldn't resist.
Rory: See , now this is why I want to leave.
Director: Arrgh!!! Let's break for lunch! * stomps off the set*



I know , lame right? I tried...
 
I love all the bloopers they are hilarious now I have to go back and look at my DVD to try to come up with some.


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I got this lame idea last night..hope it's okay..

TAKE 1

Emily:*took a test-tube with a cork in it* Looks like out suspect was onto something..
Rory: Yeah. Lets see what's in it..
Emily:*tries to open cork* It won't budge..
Rory: What? Try again. Pull harder..
Emily:*pulls hard and cork suddenly came out causing Emily's hands to hit Rory's chin*
Rory: Ow!
Emily: Ow!
Rory: *looks at Emily* Why did you Ow for. I'm the one hurting..*rubs chin*
Emily:*looks guiltily ay Rory* Uhmm..
Rory:*looks at Emily* What?
Emily: Uhm..when was the last time you shaved Rory?
Rory:*insulted* Excuse me?..
Emily: Your chin felt like needles!*starts giggling*
Rory:*frowns* What!?..Why..why you little....!
Emily:*runs off laughing*
Rory: Get back here!*runs after Emily*

Director: We need a shaver here asap! David, help me get them to settle down will ya..*sighs and shakes head*

:lol:! Lame..i know!
 
Lol, you guys crack me up. How about one from Body Count (season 1). i'm no good at writing but i think it has some potential.
 
i'll try one from body count. lemme see if i can do this scene any justice :)

Adam: *walks in* Sorry I'm late I was a little busy.
Rory: Yeah? Busy with the left.....*laughs* sorry i can't do it *laughs*
Adam: *laughs*

TAKE 2

Adam: *walks in* Sorry i'm late, i was busy.
Rory: Yeah? Busy with the left hand?
Adam: Ha ha. Very funny.
Rory: *smiling*
Adam: *smiling*
Rory: IT WAS FUNNY! *laughs*
(whole crew laughs)
Adam: Who writes this stuff?? *laughs*

TAKE 3

Adam: *walks in* Sorry i'm late, i was a little busy.
Rory: Yeah? Busy with the left hand.
Adam: Ha ha very funny. So didn't the guard recognize these guys?
Rory: He's uh fresh from the academy. He sees their faces not their clothes.
Adam:......*smiles* You sure about that?
Rory:.....*bleep bleep*

TAKE 4

Rory: He's uh fresh out of the academy, he sees their clothes, not their faces.
Adam: Alright, you want top or bottom?
Rory: I got here on time.
Adam:....Why did that sound very wrong?
(all laughing)

(hey i took a stab at it lol)
 
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