I have one....
Blood Brothers
Scene where Calleigh and Horatio are talking to a drunk Clavo....(I don't know the actor's name so he will appear as Clavo)
David:* with his hands on his hips* Just give me your keys.
Clavo: *drops the keys* If you want them, you get them.
David: *looks at Clavo, then bends down to get them*
Clavo: * begins to hock up*
Emily: *starts to giggle* Eww, I'm sorry I can't ......
Director: Cut! Emily , we have to get this scene.
Emily: I know, I know. Let's try again.
Director: Alright lets take it from the keys on the floor! Emily, keep quiet.
Take 2
Director: Action!
David: * begins to bend to get the keys*
Clavo: * hocks and spits, just barely missing David's face*
Emily: *runs off set, snickering* Oh my God...* laughing could be heard off set*
Director: Someone get Emily back here.
Take 3
Clavo: * drops keys* if you want them you get them.
David :* Bends to get the the keys*
Clavo: * hocks and spits onto David's jacket.
Emily: {off camera, trying not to laugh}
Director: Emily, that's your cue....
Emily: Wha? Oh I'm sorry, I was just looking at the spit * to the actor* Are you getting a cold?
Director* sighs profusely*
Take 4
Director: Okay pick up from the spit on the jacket. And ACTION!
David: *Looks at Clavo* Thanks.... {Clavo exits} *to Emily* I love it when they help.
Emily:* bursts out laughing, holding the swab in her hands* What a way to get evidence! * laughing uncontrollably*
Director: this is never ending.... Alright we'll break for lunch.
David: Could I get another jacket before I go to lunch?
Emily: * laughing* You should shoot the writers, David.
It's lame but I saw it differently in my mind....