CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

Dead Zone

Take 1

Emily:*in the gun room testing a harpoon*
Hagen: Hey..
Emily: *feign cheerfullness* Hey!
Hagen: Testing the weapon?
Emily: Yeah. A harpoon needs tight rubber to make it shoot further and harder.
Emily:*holds the harpoon and position it at her right shoulder*...*shoots and harpoon fell limply on the floor*
Emily: *chuckles* Now that is one bad harpoon..
Director: Emily. Your line.
Emily: *smiles*I'm sorry but it really is a bad harpoon.

TAKE 2

Emily:*takes up a better harpoon* Now this one has tighter rubber*strains to pull rubber*which will make it lunge forward like a missle*smiles and positions harpoon*
Hagen: *watches*
Emily: *shoots and recoil stunned her*Ouh..*puts hand at shoulder..
Hagen: Are you okay?*placed a hand at her shoulder*
Emily: *frowns*Yeah..
Hagen: You sure?
Emily: Get lost! *walks away*
Director: Alright, not too close next time for character Hagen. You know she dosen't like you. Don't push it.
Hagen: *sighs and shakes head*

:lol:! I wanna see her whack his arse all the way to Pacific Ocean but it would be too violent. Haha!
wow i would have loved to see emily kick his arse across the pacific ocean...she would have the guts to do it too! :lol:
 
Yeah yeah! That's the one Katie. Sorry. Haha. I better do more research. :lol:! I got too caught up with that Dead Zone eppy for some reasons.. :D
 
lmao I love the bloopers, they're all so funny, i'm seriously fallin off my chair :lol:
 
LMAO! I love these! People are beginning to stare at me because im laughing so hard in ym computer lab at school. LOL.
 
I have one....


Blood Brothers



Scene where Calleigh and Horatio are talking to a drunk Clavo....(I don't know the actor's name so he will appear as Clavo)



David:* with his hands on his hips* Just give me your keys.

Clavo: *drops the keys* If you want them, you get them.

David: *looks at Clavo, then bends down to get them*

Clavo: * begins to hock up*

Emily: *starts to giggle* Eww, I'm sorry I can't ......

Director: Cut! Emily , we have to get this scene.

Emily: I know, I know. Let's try again.

Director: Alright lets take it from the keys on the floor! Emily, keep quiet.

Take 2

Director: Action!

David: * begins to bend to get the keys*

Clavo: * hocks and spits, just barely missing David's face*

Emily: *runs off set, snickering* Oh my God...* laughing could be heard off set*

Director: Someone get Emily back here.

Take 3

Clavo: * drops keys* if you want them you get them.

David :* Bends to get the the keys*

Clavo: * hocks and spits onto David's jacket.

Emily: {off camera, trying not to laugh}

Director: Emily, that's your cue....

Emily: Wha? Oh I'm sorry, I was just looking at the spit * to the actor* Are you getting a cold?

Director* sighs profusely*

Take 4

Director: Okay pick up from the spit on the jacket. And ACTION!

David: *Looks at Clavo* Thanks.... {Clavo exits} *to Emily* I love it when they help.

Emily:* bursts out laughing, holding the swab in her hands* What a way to get evidence! * laughing uncontrollably*


Director: this is never ending.... Alright we'll break for lunch.

David: Could I get another jacket before I go to lunch?

Emily: * laughing* You should shoot the writers, David.



It's lame but I saw it differently in my mind....
 
I have one....


Blood Brothers



Scene where Calleigh and Horatio are talking to a drunk Clavo....(I don't know the actor's name so he will appear as Clavo)



David:* with his hands on his hips* Just give me your keys.

Clavo: *drops the keys* If you want them, you get them.

David: *looks at Clavo, then bends down to get them*

Clavo: * begins to hock up*

Emily: *starts to giggle* Eww, I'm sorry I can't ......

Director: Cut! Emily , we have to get this scene.

Emily: I know, I know. Let's try again.

Director: Alright lets take it from the keys on the floor! Emily, keep quiet.

Take 2

Director: Action!

David: * begins to bend to get the keys*

Clavo: * hocks and spits, just barely missing David's face*

Emily: *runs off set, snickering* Oh my God...* laughing could be heard off set*

Director: Someone get Emily back here.

Take 3

Clavo: * drops keys* if you want them you get them.

David :* Bends to get the the keys*

Clavo: * hocks and spits onto David's jacket.

Emily: {off camera, trying not to laugh}

Director: Emily, that's your cue....

Emily: Wha? Oh I'm sorry, I was just looking at the spit * to the actor* Are you getting a cold?

Director* sighs profusely*

Take 4

Director: Okay pick up from the spit on the jacket. And ACTION!

David: *Looks at Clavo* Thanks.... {Clavo exits} *to Emily* I love it when they help.

Emily:* bursts out laughing, holding the swab in her hands* What a way to get evidence! * laughing uncontrollably*


Director: this is never ending.... Alright we'll break for lunch.

David: Could I get another jacket before I go to lunch?

Emily: * laughing* You should shoot the writers, David.



It's lame but I saw it differently in my mind....
omg! that is the funniest thing i have ever read! i hope you make more like that one!
 
here is a blooper of 10-7

TAKE ONE

Emily: Hey John.
Holt: Hey cal.
Emily:...*blank stare*...
Director: Let's just take it from the end of the scene

TAKE 2

Holt: People will know I am the partner of a dirty cop.
Emily: People are going to forget.
Holt:.........What?
Emily: *bursts out laughing*

TAKE 3

Holt: *grabs gun*
Emily: *goes to door*........*waits*......*taps her foot*
Director: Holt, shoot the gun.
Holt: I can't it's jammed! *click click*
Emily: *smiles* Who would have thought we would start and end the season with a jammed gun?
(all laughing)

yeah i'm tired so...thats all from moi.
 
here is a blooper of 10-7

TAKE ONE

Emily: Hey John.
Holt: Hey cal.
Emily:...*blank stare*...
Director: Let's just take it from the end of the scene

TAKE 2

Holt: People will know I am the partner of a dirty cop.
Emily: People are going to forget.
Holt:.........What?
Emily: *bursts out laughing*

TAKE 3

Holt: *grabs gun*
Emily: *goes to door*........*waits*......*taps her foot*
Director: Holt, shoot the gun.
Holt: I can't it's jammed! *click click*
Emily: *smiles* Who would have thought we would start and end the season with a jammed gun?
(all laughing)

yeah i'm tired so...thats all from moi.
why would you think that was bad! that was sooooo good!!! :lol:
 
..no it wasn't believe me...I don't like going into things about guns lol
 
These are all so good...you guys are great...I really enjoy reading these. Could someone do one from Camp Fear where Speed and Delko go into the trailer and find all the empty milk cartons everywhere? I loved that scene. :)
 
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