CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)
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speedmonkey
Corpse
She's talking about the one were eric hold up the rat. And is all like "What I wanna know is how did this...get from your apartment to here...is what I wanna know."
I'd do it but I don't know the whole scene.
I'd do it but I don't know the whole scene.
OH lemme do the honors 
Adam: *hold up rat* How did this get from..OMG HE'S MOVING!
Rory: *laughs*
Director: let's get a dead rat over here guys. stop fooling around, we have a scene to get finished.
TAKE 2
Adam: *holds up rat* How did this get from you're apartment to here?
Rory: Very funny.
(adam and rory look around)
Rory: *finds air bag and picks it up and he almost falls and hurts his butt* OW FU*beep*
Director:...Okay, how can we make this NOT look bad.
TAKE 3
Rory: *rubbs his butt*
Adam: *laughs*
Rory: You're not supposed to laugh Rodriguez.
Adam: Sorry it was funny. You finally fell on your a-
director: guys....
its lame, but i had a CRACK at it :lol:
Adam: *hold up rat* How did this get from..OMG HE'S MOVING!
Rory: *laughs*
Director: let's get a dead rat over here guys. stop fooling around, we have a scene to get finished.
TAKE 2
Adam: *holds up rat* How did this get from you're apartment to here?
Rory: Very funny.
(adam and rory look around)
Rory: *finds air bag and picks it up and he almost falls and hurts his butt* OW FU*beep*
Director:...Okay, how can we make this NOT look bad.
TAKE 3
Rory: *rubbs his butt*
Adam: *laughs*
Rory: You're not supposed to laugh Rodriguez.
Adam: Sorry it was funny. You finally fell on your a-
director: guys....
its lame, but i had a CRACK at it :lol:
speedmonkey
Corpse
lol. I swear in blood brother he really did say fu** he jsut said fu. like fah. kinda like you know what I mean? lol.
yeah I do know what you mean.OOOO I HAVE ANOTHER BLOOPER...think.....Wannabe lol
TAKE ONE
Billy: So are you scared testifying to a guy like Danny Fisch?
Rory: I'm more scared of letting a guy like that walk.
Billy: right right..*looks at rory*
Rory: *looks up at billy* Wally you should go home, get some rest, you've got a big day tomorrow.
Billy: I could number pages? *grabs chair and goes to sit on it.*
Rory: *looks at billy*
Billy: *sits on the chair and falls*
Rory: *starts to laugh*
(crew starts to laugh)
DIFFERENT SCENE
TAKE ONE
Rory: *walks up to elevator with his suit and tie on*
Director: *starts to giggle*
Rory: *trying to ignore it*
camera man: *starts to laugh*
Rory: *glares*
(crew giggling)
Rory: *turns around* COULD YOU SHUT IT?
Director: I'm sorry Rory, but the suit is so cute.
Liz Devine: Told you he was our scruffy little guy.
Rory: *thinks to self* I'm quitting at the end of this season...
TAKE 2
Rory: *walks to elevator*
David: *appears from behind elevator door* Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *walks into elevator*
(the elevator door falls off it's hinges)
(all start to laugh)
TAKE 3 (now that the doors are secure)
Rory: *walks up to elevator*
Daivd: *appears from other side of the doors* Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *gets in elevator* I called that kid three times. He knows he's supposed to be here.
David: Speed, i'm afraid there's been a development.
Rory: What he wants a ride to the court house?
David: Speed, the paramedics found Wally dead this morning in his apartment.
Rory: *forelorn look of sadness* He...was just here..last night.......*grabs his tie*..I guess we're not going to court.
David: *fatherly look* No.
Rory: *snifs and walks up to the door*
Director: CUT.
Rory: *looks behind him* .....*looks back at david* why are they all crying?
David: *whispers* I don't know.
(whole crew has a tissue)
That last one wasnt really a blooper, more of...what happened after the scene.
TAKE ONE
Billy: So are you scared testifying to a guy like Danny Fisch?
Rory: I'm more scared of letting a guy like that walk.
Billy: right right..*looks at rory*
Rory: *looks up at billy* Wally you should go home, get some rest, you've got a big day tomorrow.
Billy: I could number pages? *grabs chair and goes to sit on it.*
Rory: *looks at billy*
Billy: *sits on the chair and falls*
Rory: *starts to laugh*
(crew starts to laugh)
DIFFERENT SCENE
TAKE ONE
Rory: *walks up to elevator with his suit and tie on*
Director: *starts to giggle*
Rory: *trying to ignore it*
camera man: *starts to laugh*
Rory: *glares*
(crew giggling)
Rory: *turns around* COULD YOU SHUT IT?
Director: I'm sorry Rory, but the suit is so cute.
Liz Devine: Told you he was our scruffy little guy.
Rory: *thinks to self* I'm quitting at the end of this season...
TAKE 2
Rory: *walks to elevator*
David: *appears from behind elevator door* Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *walks into elevator*
(the elevator door falls off it's hinges)
(all start to laugh)
TAKE 3 (now that the doors are secure)
Rory: *walks up to elevator*
Daivd: *appears from other side of the doors* Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *gets in elevator* I called that kid three times. He knows he's supposed to be here.
David: Speed, i'm afraid there's been a development.
Rory: What he wants a ride to the court house?
David: Speed, the paramedics found Wally dead this morning in his apartment.
Rory: *forelorn look of sadness* He...was just here..last night.......*grabs his tie*..I guess we're not going to court.
David: *fatherly look* No.
Rory: *snifs and walks up to the door*
Director: CUT.
Rory: *looks behind him* .....*looks back at david* why are they all crying?
David: *whispers* I don't know.
(whole crew has a tissue)
That last one wasnt really a blooper, more of...what happened after the scene.
speedmonkey
Corpse
Thw whole falling off the chair thing was funny. And did Liz really call him there scruffy little guy? The whole quiting at the end of this season thing..mmm....lol.
Anni Grey
Coroner
very cute... Okay I'm going to give it a try.... Episode Grand Prix( i don't know the scene verbatim so bear with me)
Rory: So cart rules actually wanted them to go slower?
Adam: Yeah the speeds were*trips over something*(snickers off camera)
Rory: You okay man?
Adam: I almost busted my a-
Director: okay fellas lets try it again...
take 2
Rory: So cart rules actaully wanted them to go slower?
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous so they had the musketeers....
Rory: *burst into laughter*
Adam: what? I said my line ( laughter is heard from the back ground.
Rory: You said mustketeers.... get this man a script!
Director: alright, lets start again from Adam's line.
Take 3
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous so they had the mousketeers @##$!! I said it again didn't I?
Rory* laughing uncontrollably* You need sometime to yourself, Rodriquez?
*Laughter is loud *
Director: *sighs audibly* Okay guys lets get this done.
Rory: * between laughs* ok ok. Adam, it's scruitneers. Scruitneers. Got it?
Take 4
Adam: Yeah, the speeds were getting ridaculous, so they had the scruinteers....
Rory: *snickering* What did you say?
Adam: Scruitneers * breaking down* what are you laughing at Cochrane? * to the crew* I finally get the line right and he gets the giggles.
Director: * rubs his forehead* Okay one more take then we break for lunch.
Rory: Well we better get it right..
take 5
Adam: *looks at rory and begins to snicker*
Rory: *turns away and laughs*
Director: We'll never get this done.
Take 6
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous, so they had the scruiteers ....
Rory: What did you say?
Adam: Scruitneers. That's what they call their inspection techs.
Rory: Well they do, you shouldn't.
( Loud applause and laughter erupts from the crew)
Rory: Thank you thank you, we'll be here all day!
Director: Finally. Let's break for lunch.
Just my lame attempt. I must say though, it was fun to write .
Rory: So cart rules actually wanted them to go slower?
Adam: Yeah the speeds were*trips over something*(snickers off camera)
Rory: You okay man?
Adam: I almost busted my a-
Director: okay fellas lets try it again...
take 2
Rory: So cart rules actaully wanted them to go slower?
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous so they had the musketeers....
Rory: *burst into laughter*
Adam: what? I said my line ( laughter is heard from the back ground.
Rory: You said mustketeers.... get this man a script!
Director: alright, lets start again from Adam's line.
Take 3
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous so they had the mousketeers @##$!! I said it again didn't I?
Rory* laughing uncontrollably* You need sometime to yourself, Rodriquez?
*Laughter is loud *
Director: *sighs audibly* Okay guys lets get this done.
Rory: * between laughs* ok ok. Adam, it's scruitneers. Scruitneers. Got it?
Take 4
Adam: Yeah, the speeds were getting ridaculous, so they had the scruinteers....
Rory: *snickering* What did you say?
Adam: Scruitneers * breaking down* what are you laughing at Cochrane? * to the crew* I finally get the line right and he gets the giggles.
Director: * rubs his forehead* Okay one more take then we break for lunch.
Rory: Well we better get it right..
take 5
Adam: *looks at rory and begins to snicker*
Rory: *turns away and laughs*
Director: We'll never get this done.
Take 6
Adam: Yeah the speeds were getting ridculous, so they had the scruiteers ....
Rory: What did you say?
Adam: Scruitneers. That's what they call their inspection techs.
Rory: Well they do, you shouldn't.
( Loud applause and laughter erupts from the crew)
Rory: Thank you thank you, we'll be here all day!
Director: Finally. Let's break for lunch.
Just my lame attempt. I must say though, it was fun to write .
omg that was so funny lol i want to try one from cross jurisdictions.
Rory: *walks around deck* ....
Adam: *pops out of water* AHA!
Rory: Delko, you've been down there for *slips off of deck and falls into the water* (many profanities are heard)
director: *yells to production assistant* Get Rory some towels and antibiotics, and for god's sake, stop laughing.
(crew pipes down a little)
TAKE 2
Rory: *walks around deck*
Adam: *pops out of water*
Rory: delko you've been down there for.....forever.
Adam: *smiling*
Rory: *smiling*
Adam: it's only been 45 minutes.
Rory: You can get all sorts of infections, what have you got.
Adam: Water pistol.
Director: CUT...is it just me or did they screw that up?
TAKE 3
Adam: I'll put it out on the air waves that he's not carrying that Taurus anymore.
Rory: Do that and take a shower.
Adam: nice shoes.
Rory: *walks away and trips*
(crew starts to giggle)
Director: Get him ANOTHER towel and grab me a soda or something.
Rory: *walks around deck* ....
Adam: *pops out of water* AHA!
Rory: Delko, you've been down there for *slips off of deck and falls into the water* (many profanities are heard)
director: *yells to production assistant* Get Rory some towels and antibiotics, and for god's sake, stop laughing.
(crew pipes down a little)
TAKE 2
Rory: *walks around deck*
Adam: *pops out of water*
Rory: delko you've been down there for.....forever.
Adam: *smiling*
Rory: *smiling*
Adam: it's only been 45 minutes.
Rory: You can get all sorts of infections, what have you got.
Adam: Water pistol.
Director: CUT...is it just me or did they screw that up?
TAKE 3
Adam: I'll put it out on the air waves that he's not carrying that Taurus anymore.
Rory: Do that and take a shower.
Adam: nice shoes.
Rory: *walks away and trips*
(crew starts to giggle)
Director: Get him ANOTHER towel and grab me a soda or something.
Anni Grey
Coroner
funny :lol: ! I'm going to try Extreme Calleigh and Speed on the roof of the parking garage.
Emily: *looks at the sealant on her boots* Uhh these boots were new. *starts to sit then falls to the ground*
Rory: *laughing* taking a break?
Emily: Does it look like I'm relaxing?
Director: Alright you two, lets try it again!
Take 2
Emily: Uhh these boots were new * takes a seat safely. Then grabs for the kit and tips over* *bleeps profusely* Lets try it again!
take 3
Emily: Uhh, these boots were new *sits then reaches safely to the kit*
Rory: Taking a break?
Emily: Yeah , I'm just hanging out. You talk to Eric? *Drops the swab on the ground* ( slight laughter as Rory turns to the camera and mocks tipping a drink).
Rory: You need some coffee or something , Em? ( crew burst into laughter).
Take 4
Emily: uhh these boots were new* sits safely and reaches for the kit.*
Rory: Taking a break?
Emily: *takes the sample cleanly and smiles* Yeah, I'm just hanging out. You talked to Eric?
Rory: No. Nothing, he's really screwing up* grins wildly*
Emily: Maybe he has a new* starts to giggle uncontrollably* I'm sorry, really. It's not my fault....
Rory: ANd it was going so smoothly..
Director: Let's wrap for lunch... * sighs heavily*
Emily: *looks at the sealant on her boots* Uhh these boots were new. *starts to sit then falls to the ground*
Rory: *laughing* taking a break?
Emily: Does it look like I'm relaxing?
Director: Alright you two, lets try it again!
Take 2
Emily: Uhh these boots were new * takes a seat safely. Then grabs for the kit and tips over* *bleeps profusely* Lets try it again!
take 3
Emily: Uhh, these boots were new *sits then reaches safely to the kit*
Rory: Taking a break?
Emily: Yeah , I'm just hanging out. You talk to Eric? *Drops the swab on the ground* ( slight laughter as Rory turns to the camera and mocks tipping a drink).
Rory: You need some coffee or something , Em? ( crew burst into laughter).
Take 4
Emily: uhh these boots were new* sits safely and reaches for the kit.*
Rory: Taking a break?
Emily: *takes the sample cleanly and smiles* Yeah, I'm just hanging out. You talked to Eric?
Rory: No. Nothing, he's really screwing up* grins wildly*
Emily: Maybe he has a new* starts to giggle uncontrollably* I'm sorry, really. It's not my fault....
Rory: ANd it was going so smoothly..
Director: Let's wrap for lunch... * sighs heavily*
speedmonkey
Corpse
You need a coffee or something. HEHEH. That was so cute. I loved that scene.
Adams_girl
Captain
haha these are hilariouse guys... anyone got one for any scene from murder in a flash? i just like that eppy!
speedmonkey
Corpse
lright here's a small one....I'm not an e/c a/e shipper but here ya go.
EMILY: Do you think that these parents are paying for there kids to have sex with teachers.....
(adam grabs emily)
EMILY: Adam??!!
ADAM: Oh i'm sorry....not that kind of a scene.
EMILY: Do you think that these parents are paying for there kids to have sex with teachers.....
(adam grabs emily)
EMILY: Adam??!!
ADAM: Oh i'm sorry....not that kind of a scene.