Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lonely

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kissmesweet said:
I think I'm the only one who feels like this but...
Carmine doesn't strike me as the type of person who would have a gazillion groupies naked in his hotel room. I'm just saying...
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You're not the only one.

After all, if he had a gazillion groupies in his hotel room ... he'd be squished like a pancake. Poor Pancake Carmine can't give da lovin' if he's all flat, can he? :lol:

Uh, well. Unless some of the groupies have some sort of pancake fetish, that is. :p
 
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MrsG, I think you're going to have to make sure to put mine at the front of the book so it doesn't look woefully inadequate set between the truly smutty ones, if Springmoon's and jorja's are any indication. :lol: I think mine is more-than-likely going to end up being semi-humorous with a wee touch of naughtiness. :lol:

Hmm, I wonder if he'd know I was lying if I sent a picture of Adriana Lima with my ad? *looks around* What? I could look like Adriana for all you know!...*sobs*... :lol:

Maybe he doesn't want that much pornography sent to him.
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I doubt he'll get much of that. I think most of us are all talk when it comes to the uber-porny stuff. :lol:

Poor Pancake Carmine can't give da lovin' if he's all flat, can he?
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:eek: Horrible mental image, by the way, just horrible. I keep seeing Carmine in a pancake suit (like the kind of thing the idiot wears on the street to hand out fliers for a restaurant). And some crazy chick on the street would be like 'I love a man in a pancake suit.' Of course, he probably couldn't even roll over in that thing, so he wouldn't be able to move once the kinky girl with a pancake fetish tossed him onto the bed...do I even want to know about the access in that suit? Oh, the horror! *claws eyes out*
 
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Faylinn said:
[Of course, he probably couldn't even roll over in that thing, so he wouldn't be able to move once the kinky girl with a pancake fetish tossed him onto the bed...do I even want to know about the access in that suit?
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I do believe that's the whole point of the suit. ;)

:lol: :p
 
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*shifty eyes* You make a very valid point... :devil:

So how does one hit on a pancake? "Oh, baby, let me be the pat of butter that melts all over you," or something?...*giggles*

I wonder if anyone in here has developed a pancake fetish now that we've mentioned it? :lol: Is that something we should mention in the ads? "Oh, Carmine, only you could make a woman get horny at the mere thought of a pancake." And then he'd be so friggin' confused. :lol:

I mean, he's already given so many of us a fruit fetish because of the banana picture, a tongue fetish from the tongue!porn--hell, even a fetish for glasses, if we're honest...Naughty boy. :devil:
 
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Okay, then. Because:

a - I am weak; and,
b - my creative senses seem to have deserted me;

I will go with an amended version of that personal ad. I knew I was on the right track when I read it to my hubby and he nearly died.
 
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Springmoon you really should go for that because its funny as well as sexy. Humour is one of the best qualities a person can have IMO.

Same with you jorja - the italian meatballs and sausage made me laugh so loudly my son came and asked me what I was reading :lol:

Not that I told him mind you....
 
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Faylinn said:
MrsG, I think you're going to have to make sure to put mine at the front of the book so it doesn't look woefully inadequate set between the truly smutty ones, if Springmoon's and jorja's are any indication. :lol: I think mine is more-than-likely going to end up being semi-humorous with a wee touch of naughtiness. :lol:
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I plan to mix the ads so he gets a nice variety throughout. Naughty, nice, naughty, nice, etc.

Maybe he doesn't want that much pornography sent to him.
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I doubt he'll get much of that. I think most of us are all talk when it comes to the uber-porny stuff. :lol:

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I agree. I'm quite certain it won't just be a book of porn. I'm guessing the entries will likely range from someone shyly telling him he's cute to another offering him hardcore S&M at the other extreme, but most will likely fall in between.

Jorja - You are one fun Greek goddess! I love your ad!

Springmoon - I LOVE your ad just the way it is. :devil:
 
Re: Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lon

This is exciting! I have no idea what the Little Black Book project was all about, but I'm definitely on board for this one. Despite my creative writing prowess in college, though, I suck at smutty writing, so Carmine will just have to settle for my cheeeezy straightforward personal ad, with a skinny pic from a few years back attached. I still look more or less the same, but whoever said that the camera adds 10 pounds is a big liar, because it seems to add 40 pounds to ME! I added the 40 pounds myself just fine; I don't need any grody gadgets to help me there!
 
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^ LMAO! Don't worry, he won't know whether the pic is current or not. :D Glad you want to participate.
 
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MrsGiovinazzo said:
^ LMAO! Don't worry, he won't know whether the pic is current or not. :D
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Not unless he comes here regularly... but because you said so... *goes searching for a pic of self in a bikini* :D
 
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Oh, by the way, is it possible that Carmine might receive this in time for Christmas? Just wondering.
 
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:eek: holy :eek:...:lol:
I am getting some weird looks overhere at the library I think someone here just read some of the adds :lol:.
 
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I took some pics of myself (not naked :lol:), turned them into black/white and fixed all with Photoshop :)
Then I'll handwrite the ad :D
 
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Maybe I should handwrite the ad to. I have such a bad handwriting, he probably could only read some words. Maybe his brain then would just read what he would like to read on the ad ;) - or exactly the opposite :eek:
 
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dannys_texas said:
Oh, by the way, is it possible that Carmine might receive this in time for Christmas? Just wondering.
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Possibly. I'll get it to his publicist before Christmas. However, if he's home with his family for the holidays (which I imagine he would be), then he likely wouldn't receive it until he returns to LA. New Years was actually the time frame I had in mind so he knows he doesn't have to go through another year single and lonely. :D
 
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