Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lonely

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  1. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    For those who lament that they weren’t here for the Little Black Book, and for those who did participate, but just want to show Carmine some love, I’ve got a new fan project for you. This one promises to be loads of fun and will allow you to be as creative and as naughty as you like. Yep, you got it. No PG-13 rating limit on this one. Write whatever you want. :devil: There is allegedly no girlfriend to worry about disrespecting and Carmine’s a big boy.

    The theme of this project is “You Don’t Have to Be Lonely.” I want each of you to write a personal ad to be submitted for his consideration. Yes, those cheesy “single white female, 20, enjoys pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, seeks Italian stallion for sunset walks on the beach” type things. :lol: Carmine complains of being single and lonely. Think you’d make the perfect girlfriend? I see you post that all the time. Here’s your opportunity to sell Carmine on why you’d be perfect for him. Be fun. Be creative. Be whatever you want.

    All the personal ads submitted will be compiled into a book with a note attached to the effect that compliments of the ladies of CSI Files (and likely cg.net/Carmine Online as well), he doesn’t have to go through another year alone.

    Ideas of things you may want to include in your submission: name, age, occupation, contact info, likes/dislikes, vital stats, pics (don’t just tell him you’re hot -- prove it), things you look for in a guy, what you could offer him, etc. Sky’s the limit.

    Guidelines:
    · Your submission may take the form of a typical personal ad or an online dating profile, be written out in paragraph form or take any other form of your choosing that can be represented on paper.
    · The size of your submission should not exceed 8 1/2” x 11”.
    · While there is no ratings limit per se, please do not submit nude photos. If you think your rack is so spectacular that writing your phone # across your boobies and submitting a photo of your handiwork is the way to go, please keep your ‘ladies’ confined to a bra or bikini top or something along those lines. He’ll get the idea without landing my ass in jail for peddling kiddie porn as many of you are underage.
    · You can get your submission to me either by email to debfuji@yahoo.com or by regular mail. PM me for my address if you want to use regular mail.

    Deadline:
    Please make sure I receive your submission by December 15th. If you live overseas and plan to mail yours, please account for the 10-14 day mail time.

    In terms of getting this project to Carmine, I will be mailing it to his publicist. My ability to give him the Little Black Book in person was a random little twist of luck. That project was inspired simply because I knew in advance that I’d see him. Not the case in this instance. But it will get to him and perhaps I’ll even ask him to email me some reaction to it that can be posted on the board.

    Just a little buzz kill of a cautionary note: Just as no one scored a booty call off the Little Black Book, don’t expect that he’d give any consideration to responding to even the most compelling of personal ads. Have fun and know that this is just for fun.

    BTW – Please do not get burned out on Carmine fan projects. I’ve got another, more significant one coming at the beginning of the year, so pace yourself. I’m waiting on that one because it has a specific timing to it. However, the next one will be an important opportunity to see if fans can make a difference and it’s a project he’s already aware of so we really need to knock it out of the park. More on that to come later. For now, just fire up those personal ads and show the man some love!
     
  2. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    :lol: This project is freaking brilliant! There is no way in hell I'm gonna miss out on this one. I have a question though. Does the photo to have to be recent? I'm gonna send the personal ad to you via mail for a personal touch & all my recent photos are on the computer. I have some grad pics lying around & they're better then the ones I have stored on my hard drive :lol:. Anyway, I missed out on the LBB so I'm so gonna participate in this one...
     
  3. Orison

    Orison CSI Level Two

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    :lol: That's exactly what I'd imagined this project would be! When it was described as "naughty" my mind wend immediately to the gutter... :D

    I'll do my best to be... creative. :lol:
     
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    Re: Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lon

    :lol:

    I wanna participate but what would he think of a 17 year old girl sending him something like this? I mean, the man is 16 years older than me! :lol:
     
  5. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    jorja - :lol: Doesn't matter how recent the pic is. He won't know the difference either way. Well, within reason -- I could try to impress him with photographic proof that I was my high school homecoming queen, but the '80s hair and excessive eyeliner might be a dead giveaway as to how long ago that pic was taken. :lol: But, otherwise, yeah, go with the best pic you've got and don't worry if it was taken last year or even a bit older than that.

    Doreen - Please don't let your age discourage you from participating. He seems pretty atuned to his demographic and surely knows that his fans are largely not in his age group. I've read some of your fics, so I know you're a good kid (not trying to sound like I'm talking down to you - honest). Just be yourself. Don't try to sound older or write something you're not comfortable with.

    EDIT: Doreen's question got me thinking about something. I'm not only talking to Doreen and any other underage girls, but to all of you -- by removing our standard ratings limit, I absolutely do not want you to write anything you're not comfortable with. I wanted to make the project rating limit free for a couple reasons: 1. Personal ads can sometimes be naughty, so I wanted to let you go there if you want. 2. I want you to be able to showcase yourself in the way that is most representative of you and, to me, that means being able to write without censorship. But what I don't want is for you to try to impress him or me with your command of phrases you wouldn't normally use. Just be yourself. If that's young and sweet, fantastic. If you're a dirty old lady, that's great too. Young and filthy; old but prudish; whatever. Just be you.
     
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    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Great success! People still tell me that I look like I'm on grade 12 so it's all good :lol:.

    You know, I was planning to send in a photo of my girls with my cell number scrawled across but I guess I can't now :( :lol:.
     
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    Great idea for a fan project MrsG!!wow i cannot wait to get into this one :D havent had any time to participate in any of the others even tho i wish i had!! but this one... wooohoo!!! i am DEFINATELY going to get my submission in!! this is going to be soooooo fun!!!

    Also i cant wait to hear what the next project is!!
    :D
     
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    :lol: This project is the best :lol: :D
     
  9. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    Ya know, I really just wanted to eliminate that one from the competition because I don't have enough writing space on mine to fit my phone #. :lol:

    Glad you're all fired up for this. I think it'll be a fun one.
     
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    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Do what I do. Photoshop the size of your girls to fit the phone number. My girls may not have enough room to hold a cell number but my ass certainly can. In fact, it could probably hold everyone's number as well :lol:.
     
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    So we can send photos?
     
  12. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    jorja - You're killing me. As always.

    feenx - Yeah, you can definitely include pics. Nice to give the man a face to place with the personal ad.
     
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    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    I can imagine Carmine pissing himself laughing once he compares the ad to my photo. I mean, here's this ad that will be filthy as hell & then there's my grad photo with me having this cheesy grin pasted on my face. Guys have such hard times thinking I'm such a dirty girl considering the innocent vibe I have going on. If Carmine & those guys knew how big my collection of Cosmo magazine was well :devil:...
     
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    YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! :lol: This is great, my day off on Friday will now be filled with getting my personal ad to 'the man'. awesome.

    I need a new picture taken of myself. Hmmmm, I will have a friend take one this weekend *contemplates wardrobe to showcase the 'girls'* that is tasteful, ladies :devil:

    Carmine is only 2 years older than I, so in my age range. Hee hee, this is great.

    Jorja- You rock, girl. With my boobs (which can hold a small army) and your ass, this man can have the whole CSI Files, CG.Net and anyone else's number he wanted.
     
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    Re: Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lon

    Oh. My. Indeed, this is a great project. So ... naughty! :lol: :D

    What about digital submissions though? 8 1/2 x 11 is A4 size, isn't it? Is it possible to actually email a digital version of the page or something?
     
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