Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lonely

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And about covering them with bananas? :lol:
 
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While we're at it...how about some chocolate syrup too?? :p With a message that says "Here Carmine, [censored] and [censored] this. :devil:
 
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Wooo, great idea! A picture of yourself, with circles and indicators that indicate the parts of your body where he [censored] :devil:
 
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MrsGiovinazzo said: With lingerie, your hands, the contents of a can of whipped cream, a photoshopped image of his tongue on your who-ha.
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For a minute there I thought the second word was linguine. Sure, Carmine is part Italian but for a split second I thought that was pretty friggin' weird :lol:. Then again, some people find pasta for other uses beside eating...
 
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^ You girls are cracking me up. Nim, I especially love the suggestion of using a banana for cover. We've seen him with 'the good stuff' hidden by a banana. Only fair to subject him to the same frustration. That or one of those damn blue spots we've all tried to wish away.
 
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Sorry, peeps! Was in transit, then eating dinner, then being domestic...

I cannot take credit for this; I pulled it off of craigslist.com.

I can't explain why I can't resist you, but holy [beep], I must have you. Alot. Like over and over until we are both [censored] and then a few more times, please. Honestly, I have tried to think about you in a purely platonic way, but to no avail. I try to think about you in professional situations, like if you had to give a presentation at work. Still wanna [censored]. I think about you in boring, daily, situations, like you waiting on line at the bank. Would love to [censored] you there too. How about if you were sick, all stuffy and grouchy? Oh, I would take really good care of you then!

Basically, my lust for you is now at near epic proportions. When we talk or email, I will probably attempt to pretend like it is no big deal, because you are not here, my [toy] is showing serious signs of wear and tear, and I am still trying to cling to a very thin thread of dignity and composure. I may seem fine, but my panties are wet. When I do see you, I will try to act like a civilized human being. I think that is what you want, but it is hard to say because I can't think straight when you talk to me because all I want to do is [censored] you. All I hear is "Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha". You look great when you are saying whatever it is though. Totally hot.

If you do not want to go on a very intense sexual exploration with me every time I see you, then please remember the following:

1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.
2. Do not smile.
3. Do not glance in my direction,then look down at the ground,even when you think I am not looking. Trust me, I've got my eyes on you.
4. Do not laugh at my jokes.
5. Do not be helpful or thoughtful.
6. Do not lick or bite your lips.
7. Do not walk quickly past me or stand close to me so that I can smell you.
8. Do not look "rumpled sexy" or "put together hot".
9. Do not eat or drink anything. I think about [censored] then.
10. Do not make any sounds that could be construed as sexual in any way. This means no sighing, gasping, moaning, whispering, "mmmmmm..."ing or "hmmmm..."ing. Actually, talking at all is bad because the sound of your voice gets me [censored].
11. Do not ever, EVER touch me. Not even with a fingertip.

I guess that about wraps it up. I'm glad were friends. Can we [censored] now?
 
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:eek: OH :eek: MY :eek: GOD :eek:

Springmoon - are you going to send that to Carmine? :lol:
I bet he'd love it :lol:

Mrs.G - yes we all want to get rid of those pesky blue spots over Carmine's good bits, or that skanky woman from Brass Ring :mad: Damn that woman :mad: I wonder how much she got to see :eek:
just a note, I'll be sending my submission off this Friday, I'm soooo excited, I rang the publisher yesterday and was told if I sent it off now it would be seen by christmas.
wooohooo :D
wish me luck all and keep ya fingers crossed for getting a smutty sex novel about Carmine published :devil: :lol:
 
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Erm, I don't think I would have the ovaries to send that to him. Or maybe I might. Edited for content.
 
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WHOA, wait a minute. :eek: You mean ... I can actually be nekkid, as long as I cover up the nipples and the bush?! :lol: Wow. Some Playboy spreads aren't that exposed, even! :lol:

Man, is Carmine going to get one heck of a surprise if some of the gals in this thread are promising naughty, dirty ads like they say they are. :devil: :p ;)
 
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Kimmychu said:
WHOA, wait a minute. :eek: You mean ... I can actually be nekkid, as long as I cover up the nipples and the bush?! :lol:
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Be my guest. Just cover the "good stuff." ;)

*bows down to Springmoon*
That's some funny s**t, girl!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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I guess I'll be the first one to post a first draft...

WANTED: GREEK GODDESS SEEKS ITALIAN STALLION

SWF 20 yrs. Rich, long brunette hair & deep brown bedroom eyes. 5'9", larbe bo*** & ass. Loves Greek honey, especially on her man's chest. Favourite foods include spicy Italian sausage & large Italian meatballs. Also loves creamy, thich & white gelato. Size doesn't matter but performane does. Willing to let a man take charge but also enjoys being on top of things. Shy at first but surprisngly(sp) experimental later on. Favourite muscle is the tongue. Loves to cook but prefers dessert in bed. Also enjoys Greek dancing, especially belly dancing & the occasional shot of ouzo. Loves cooking souvlaki & making frappes. A total lady on the streets but a hardcore freak in bed. Extremely capable of fulfilling all sorts of fantasies. Greeks have the most sex for a reason. Willing to get down, dirty & freaky in any way possible.

I had to censor a few sentences out :devil:.
 
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jorja, this is perfect!!! :D

Favourite foods include spicy Italian sausage & large Italian meatballs
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OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: we have the same taste in food :devil:

Springmoon, if you have the ovaries to send that ad, you'll be my hero forever :lol:
 
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Springmoon :eek: :eek: :eek:!!!!!!!!!!!! O M F G!!!!!
:lol: you soooo should send that to him!!!! lol that is classic!!! hehe i can jus imagine his face when he reads it!

Jorja great job! lol i especially liked the last bit "willing to get dirty and freaky where possible" :lol: had me in stitches!!!!!!!!

MAN!!! carmine is gonna have a fun night reading these ad's!!! :eek:!
 
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I think I'm the only one who feels like this but...
Carmine doesn't strike me as the type of person who would have a gazillion groupies naked in his hotel room. I'm just saying...

Maybe he doesn't want that much pornography sent to him. :lol:
 
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