"Stella"! "We're home. "Where is everyone"?
"Beats me Mac, maybe upstairs"?
Heading upstairs Mac found Stella and Lindsay, playing with the twins in the Nursery.
"Hi love, how you feeling"?
"Great, thanks", did you get the suspect"?
"Long story, suffices to say they arrested Judge Davis's grandson".
"Oh my"! said Stella, that couldn't have gone over to well".
"It didn't, Flack is waiting on a call from the new Cheif, and it's not going to be good".
"Listen Mac, Lindsay is coming with me to have my stitches removed, could you and Danny watch the twins till we get back"?
"Why can't you take them with you love"?
"It would be hard for me to carry them, and I don't want to put to much pressure on Lindsay, she's pregnant remember"?
"That's right". Then Mac remembered he was going to show Danny , how to care for babies".
"Sure Stella, we'll watch them", won't we Danny"?
"Of course, you girls go ahead, I'll see you later Linds".
As the girls left they laughed.
"Did you turn on the video camera"? asked Stella.
"Of course I did", said Lindsay laughing.
"This is gonna be good". *giggle*,*giggle*
Once the girls left, Mac down to the buisness of teaching Danny the ins and outs of Fatherhood.
"Okay danny, let's start with diaper changing". "this is a diaper".
"Mac", I'm not a complete idiot, I know what a diaper is".
"Sorry"! "Grab Michael, we'll start with him".
As Danny picked up Michael, he carried him under the arms in front of him.
"Not like that Danny", damn you, like this".
Mac took Michael into his arms, and showed Danny how to hold him in his arms, like you would a football.
"Okay, Danny, now there are two types of diapers", one disposable and one cloth". "Stella likes the cloth , unless we are going out, but I will teach you both".
"We'll start with the cloth", because it's harder".
"Now, remove the old diaper and lift the baby's bum and put the cloth underneath, fold it over until it touches the top of his belly button".
Mac forgot to tell Danny about keeping the lower area covered up.
As Danny did this the baby peed on his shirt.
"Christ Mac, he pissed on me", what the hell, look at my shirt".
*laughing** "Sorry Danny I forgot to tell you too keep it covered". *laughing*
"Okay, let's try again", said Mac.
"I don't know Mac"?, is he gonna fire that thing at me again"?
"No, he should be fine now".
As Danny started again, he had it all folded up nicely on his belly.
"Good Danny". "Now, take a pin, and pull one side of the cloth over top of the other, so it layers".
"Christ Mac, what if I stick him with the pin"?
"You won't", now fold it over the left leg first", that's it and pin it".
Before Danny could get it done up, Michael giggled, kicked his legs and the diaper folds came open.
"Now what Mac"? asked Danny.
"Relax Danny", "here I'll sing you the little rhyme Stella told me and it really helps". "It goes...
"This goes under your bum, and over your front, secure each pin so it doesn't come undone", said Mac.
"Dream on Taylor", "There is no way I'm gonna be singing that goofey song", I have my standards you know".
"Okay Danny, let's try again", said Mac.
After three attempts with no sucess, Danny got flustered and gave up.
"Forget it Mac, I give up, that's it".
"Come on Danny, I know it's not easy, but you'll get it, we have nine months to practice".