Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Grissom: I'm sorry Hodges, but you didn't get the promotion.
Hodges: That's ok, I'll try harder next time. (Grissom walks away) I'll show you.
(Grissom walks out to his car and notices his door knob is wet, he smells his hand.)
Grissom: Who the hell peed on my door handle?
 
ROFL guys that's hilarious!

What about...

Greg: I've given up on Sara. She belongs to Grissom.

(ok not so good but c'mon I'm a shipper *lol* hope I'll never ever hear that!!!)

Warrick: Catherine...
Cath: Yes?
Warrick: I was just wondering - I mean, it's just a thought and maybe you won't like it and...
Cath: Warrick!
Warrick: See, Tina's not home tonight and well, you know I'm just a man and...
Cath *blushing*: Oh Warrick, it's not that I wouldn't like it, and actually I've thought about that very often.
Warrick: So you wouldn't mind? We just mustn't tell Tina, she'll be furious. Just tonight, never again.
Cath: I'd love to... *smiles dreamily*
Warrick: You don't know how much that means to me, I'm...
Cath: What? *looks at him expectantly*
Warrick: I'm so tired of fast food, you cooking for me will be great!
Cath: *walks away without a word*
 
SandleDL, that was so funny! :lol:

anyway, i have a random one here:
Sara: Catherine?
Catherine: Yeah?
Sara: I wanna have a pole-dancing dance-off. I bet i could sooooo beat you!
:D
 
animequeen23 said:
*Ecklie is in the lab. He looks around, and not seeing anyone, he turns on the radio. The song 'Fergalicious' comes on. He starts dancing and singing*
Ecklie: Fergalicous definition make the boys go loco.
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo...
*He keeps dancing but does not see Greg who is silently filming him. After Ecklie is finished, Greg runs to Grissom's office where he pulls out the tape (called Blackmail). The other CSIs gather round to watch what Greg has got. Ecklie's song and dance come on, and the CSIs burst out laughing.*
Catherine: Oh man! This is just too much!
Nick: How'd you get this on tape Greg?
Greg: I have my ways... ;)
Click to expand...

Continuation:

Two days later, Ecklie is surfing the Net during his lunch break and goes to YouTube.com; The camera zooms in and shows a link to "Most Popular Download of the Week"

Ecklie: I bet this'll be good (he takes a sip of his Diet Coke)

(Suddenly, he sees the video of himself, dancing and singing "Fergalicious" in his pink thong and he spits Diet Coke all over the monitor)

Ecklie: (voice heard outside the office) AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! SANNNNDEEEERRRRRRSSS!!!! I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!

(Cut to the break room where the night shift hears this)

Grissom: Greg! Out the window! Now!

(Warrick and Nick give him a boost and he jumps out the window and runs off. Grissom, Warrick and Nick resume their nonchalant breakroom activities as Ecklie comes in)

Ecklie: Grissom! Where is Greg Sanders? He's in DEEP DOO DOO NOW!!!

Grissom: (Sotto voice) Whatever do you mean, Conrad?

Ecklie: He used... uh... Department Resources... for uh... Entertainment purposes!

Nick: You mean... for this: (Nick picks up his laptop and begins playing the video)

Ecklie: (his face is turning red and smoke starts to come out his ears) GAAGGGHH!!!!! YES! THAT ONE!!!!

Warrick: Well... looking at the surroundings, it *looks like* one of the Labs here at the Crime Lab. Now last I checked, Pink Thongs weren't on the dress code... am I wrong?

Grissom and Nick: No... no.... you're right, Warrick.

(Ecklie storms out Rassum-frassuming as he stomps on. Nick, Warrick and Grissom fall on the floor lauging their asses off.)
 
OMG! :lol: That would be so funny!

Grissom: I'll go to a rock concert on Saturday, wanna join me Greg?
Greg: Sorry but I've already got tickets for the opera, don't wanna miss that!
 
I love this thread!!!

Sara and Lady Heather are in the breakroom.

Grissom walks in and clears his throat.

Sara: Hey Mister! She's my sister! (kisses Lady Heather)


Don't know why it was funny to me..but I've had "Rent" stuck in my head
 
LH singing to Grissom: Dontcha wish ya girlfriend was HOT like me?! Dontchaaaa! Dontcha wish ya girlfriend was a FREAK like me?! Dontchaaa?!

Lmao, sorry I couldn't resist! I like Sara btw, just found that amusing.
 
Lady Heather:(Singing like Avril Lavigne to Grissom in the breakroom)

I can see the way
I see the way
You look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again

So come over here
And tell me what i wanna hear
Better, yet, make your girlfriend disapper
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

Because…..

She is like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get 4gether now
And that is what everyone's talking about

Hey hey you you
I don't like you girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be you girlfriend
 
These are so funny, definately cheered up my day.
the only things that I can think up are not funny....so I'm going to have to go away and think about it for a little while.
hehe! it would be so funny if they actually did say some of these quotes.
Thanks cheering me up :)
 
Hankster aren't we evil?! :devil: Mwahaha. First, the Talk CSI forum, next, THE WORLD!

I'm glad we cheered you up Gregs_angel :D
 
Sara and Catherine are in the breakroom together.

Sara: Cath, do you think I can still sign up for that show?
Cath: What show?
Sara: Becoming The Next Pussy Cat Doll
Cath *stares at Sara in shock*

:p
 
LMAO, good one! *high fives*

Cath: Sara! Could you please put something more appropriate on please, we *are* at a crime scene. And take that makeup off, no need for it at work. Pfft.

*Ecklie & Grissom are walking down the lab corridor, hand in hand singing in unison*
'I love you, you love me, we're as happy as can beeeeee!'
 
1: Greg: (Standing very funny) Grissom, I have to use the potty!
Grissom: (Gives him the Grissom look)

2: (Grissom finds a cd and places it in his cd player)

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy

Nick: (Storms into the office) Dude Grissom, if you wanted to borrow my cd, all you had to do was ask.
 
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