What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?
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cainesugar
Coroner
Horatio: You couldnb't find your ass with both hands.
It's the only time I remember him cursing. He even says 'heck'. He's an angel, I swear. That's why he can't curse!
The other week they filmed CSI: Vegas at my school! Just remembered that. Wished it was Miami...
It's the only time I remember him cursing. He even says 'heck'. He's an angel, I swear. That's why he can't curse!
The other week they filmed CSI: Vegas at my school! Just remembered that. Wished it was Miami...
Need4Speed
Coroner
i just love this one.....i love Speed and his smart ass comments.... 
....and about the whole swearing thing...i think Speed swars the most out of all the characters....it adds to his rebellious looks and behavior...... Speed is my hero!!! anyways here's the quote...this quote is frome the episode Spring Break.....
Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.'
Ted Zink: Hey, I got permit to be here.
speed: Oh ... you got a permit.
Ted: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec.
Speed: Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
Ted:Whoa, hold on ...
Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
Ted: You misunderstood me ...
Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Ted:You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished.
Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted.
....and about the whole swearing thing...i think Speed swars the most out of all the characters....it adds to his rebellious looks and behavior...... Speed is my hero!!! anyways here's the quote...this quote is frome the episode Spring Break.....Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.'
Ted Zink: Hey, I got permit to be here.
speed: Oh ... you got a permit.
Ted: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec.
Speed: Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
Ted:Whoa, hold on ...
Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
Ted: You misunderstood me ...
Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Ted:You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished.
Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted.
Kit4na
CSI Level Two
Alexx is examining a body, while Calleigh watches.
Calleigh: What is that? Some kind of insect?
Alexx: It's an ant. Girl you needed an exterminator.
Yelina enters.
Calleigh: She had ants on her face.
Alexx: Well these aren't your garden variety dumpster ants. And they aren't related to decomp.
Calleigh: Why were they in her stomach?
Yelina: Leaf colour ants. That's a columbian dish.
Calleigh: Are you saying people eat them? *slightly shocked*
Alexx looks kinda disgusted too.
Yelina: Fryed.
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It's pretty funny, while C & A both get disgusted by the tought. Yelina acts like it's the most normal thing in the world
Calleigh: What is that? Some kind of insect?
Alexx: It's an ant. Girl you needed an exterminator.
Yelina enters.
Calleigh: She had ants on her face.
Alexx: Well these aren't your garden variety dumpster ants. And they aren't related to decomp.
Calleigh: Why were they in her stomach?
Yelina: Leaf colour ants. That's a columbian dish.
Calleigh: Are you saying people eat them? *slightly shocked*
Alexx looks kinda disgusted too.
Yelina: Fryed.
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It's pretty funny, while C & A both get disgusted by the tought. Yelina acts like it's the most normal thing in the world
that_girl1
Coroner
what episode is that?
Need4Speed
Coroner
Wannabe is a good episode. i loved Speed in his sexy little suit. but anyways to stay on topic......
Eric:Take a look at this*holding up a dead rat to show Speed* now how this got from your apartment to here is what i want to know.
Speed: very funny......
ha ha i love this one.. it's from "Blood Brothers" by the way.
but anyways to stay on topic......Eric:Take a look at this*holding up a dead rat to show Speed* now how this got from your apartment to here is what i want to know.
Speed: very funny......
ha ha i love this one.. it's from "Blood Brothers" by the way.
hot4jontogo
Rookie
this was probably the best thing ive ever read in my entire life. which episode was this from!?!?
csimiamiadict
Hit and Run
person who i cant rember her name right now : thats a piece of evidence you cant just give it up to someone
H: im not giving it up im giving it back
: thats a piece of evidence you cant just give it up to someoneH: im not giving it up im giving it back