What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

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  1. Hunter

    Hunter Coroner

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    Horatio does not know Artie... *shakes head*

    Stripper: *to Horatio* Your alot funner then you look.

    Everytime time i hear that i say 'SO TRUE!'! :lol:
     
  2. cainesugar

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    Horatio: You couldnb't find your ass with both hands.

    It's the only time I remember him cursing. He even says 'heck'. He's an angel, I swear. That's why he can't curse!
    The other week they filmed CSI: Vegas at my school! Just remembered that. Wished it was Miami...
     
  3. Need4Speed

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    i just love this one.....i love Speed and his smart ass comments.... :D ....and about the whole swearing thing...i think Speed swars the most out of all the characters....it adds to his rebellious looks and behavior...... :D Speed is my hero!!! :D anyways here's the quote...this quote is frome the episode Spring Break.....

    Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.'
    Ted Zink: Hey, I got permit to be here.
    speed: Oh ... you got a permit.
    Ted: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec.
    Speed: Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
    Ted:Whoa, hold on ...
    Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
    Ted: You misunderstood me ...
    Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
    Ted:You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished.
    Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted.
     
  4. Kit4na

    Kit4na CSI Level Two

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    Alexx is examining a body, while Calleigh watches.

    Calleigh: What is that? Some kind of insect?
    Alexx: It's an ant. Girl you needed an exterminator.

    Yelina enters.

    Calleigh: She had ants on her face.
    Alexx: Well these aren't your garden variety dumpster ants. And they aren't related to decomp.
    Calleigh: Why were they in her stomach?
    Yelina: Leaf colour ants. That's a columbian dish.
    Calleigh: Are you saying people eat them? *slightly shocked*

    Alexx looks kinda disgusted too.

    Yelina: Fryed.

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    It's pretty funny, while C & A both get disgusted by the tought. Yelina acts like it's the most normal thing in the world :)
     
  5. that_girl1

    that_girl1 Coroner

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    what episode is that?
     
  6. ThumpyG42

    ThumpyG42 ~Nocturnal Jenn~ Premium Member

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    That quote would be from 'Wannabe'. Season 2, episode 18. :)
     
  7. Kerosene

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    C: I though you broke the moon roof
     
  8. Need4Speed

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    Wannabe is a good episode. i loved Speed in his sexy little suit. :D but anyways to stay on topic......

    Eric:Take a look at this*holding up a dead rat to show Speed* now how this got from your apartment to here is what i want to know.
    Speed: very funny......

    ha ha i love this one.. it's from "Blood Brothers" by the way.
     
  9. hot4jontogo

    hot4jontogo Rookie

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    this was probably the best thing ive ever read in my entire life. which episode was this from!?!?
     
  10. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    ^ I believe that quote would be from 'Dispo Day', season one. :)
     
  11. Kerosene

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    Alexx: Please tell me that we didn't give the body to a complete stranger.

    Speed: Alex we just gave the body.....
     
  12. Lathaina

    Lathaina Dead on Arrival

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    i wish someone would start this threat at the csi boards.
    really sorry if the post is too short.
     
  13. Kerosene

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    Calleigh: There's never a right time. You just have to stand and deliever.

    Girls got a mouth on her. :devil:
     
  14. csi_pinoy

    csi_pinoy Lab Technician

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    i got one from the cross jurisdiction

    calleigh: calleigh duquesne, dont ask me how to spell it southern *they shake hands*
    catherine willows: catherine willows, southern nevada
    *horatio laughs*
     
  15. csimiamiadict

    csimiamiadict Hit and Run

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    person who i cant rember her name right now :confused:: thats a piece of evidence you cant just give it up to someone

    H: im not giving it up im giving it back :D
     

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