What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

yeah i love the "When you're in Miami, we never close" but you know what would be funny?? is when they are filiming and David says "When you in Miami, we never close" and Adam yells across to him....."We'll we must be closed then....'cause we're not in Miami!!!!" i just thought it would be funny to see because most of the show is filmed in LA
 
One I like is from the episode where they were auctioning off the girls (I don't know the name but I think it was from season 5.)
Ryan says something like - this must have been one kinky party. I just liked that quote.
 
omg im like in love with eric quotes
eric:( to the CEO of the pharmaceutical(sp?)So do as I say, not as I do.(Silencer one of my fave epi.)
two from 'Killer Date'
eric:(talking to Stetler)This is some psychoblabel crap!
(to horatio)Then how come it feels as if im gonna slit my throat?

i especially love the first one b/c at first its confusing but then you get it. :D
 
I just watched From the Grave and I love what H said to Dale Livingston (dude from the safe room)

H: Do you have health insurance for your employees?
Dale: No
H: You do now, you're paying for her hospital stay.

and no one says no to Horatio Caine. I love it. :)
 
just saw recoil this afternoon and frank was so funny!!!
here goes.....
This happens after the car accident
Frank: Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run
Dispatcher: Code 18, any victims?
Frank: Yeah, theres a victim, me!

during this, i was laughing my head off
 
Cal: Our bomber's quite the clothes hound. He has expensive taste.

Meghan: If he is a he. A lot of women's clothing is made with french lace.
Blouses, scarves...

Eric: Lingerie. *both woman turn to Eric, silence* What? I shop on Valentine's Day.

----

From Losing Face that one. :lol:
 
:lol: Haha Eric's such a ladies man. Good one.

Hope I didn't mention this one, I have a feeling I have already.

From 'Death Grip'

Reporter: What's your point?
H: What's my point? Make it your next story.

Before that h had mentioned the diverse deaths that weren't reported on. I love that one! GO HORATIO!
 
:lol: I remember that quote! Nice on Lil.

Enrique Rayas: You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two
tragic deaths. You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?

Frank: Yeah.

*Frank walks on while the reporter stops in his tracks and has a shocked look on his face*

----

Dispo Day, that was a funny scene. :D
 
Yeah my fave lines usually come from Frank!

"Have I got stupid written all over my bald head?"

"She's a hooker, she's a junkie and she's a whore"

Frank rocks! I hate it if he doesn't appear in an episode.
 
one of my favourites is from Blood Moon

Speed "I'm sorry I don't like her."
Calleigh "What does that have to do with anything?"
Speed "Nothing"
 
I like this one from "Three-Way":

Ryan: "I hate it when people jump to conclusions, don't you."
I don't know why I like that, I just do.

And there's this from "Ashes to Ashes":

H: "Go to this address, and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry scented lace teddies."
Eric: "'Artie's Adult Playground?'"
H: "Do you know Artie?"
Eric: "Do you know Artie?"
H: "Just go to the address, Eric."
I think that is so funny!
I want to know how Horatio knows Artie....
 
Horatio.Town car tinted windows take a guess
John. Fan belt inspectors
Horatio.Nope U.S.Marshals Witness Protection
baby-sitters

from Double cap
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top