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I love that entire exchange. I have the whole thing in my singature so I won't retype, but yeah.
I also like how Grissom eats the mustard off the cart in that episode. Disgusting, but great.
Totally cool GRISSOM quotes
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I also like how Grissom eats the mustard off the cart in that episode. Disgusting, but great.
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I like anything Grissom says RIGHT before it cuts to the intro. It's usually something really deep (like some quote from literature, etc.) or some witty comment. The mother of these type of comments is...
(turns body over and it is a dummy)
GRISSOM: This isn't a crime scene.
(alarm goes off inside and antique is stolen)
GRISSOM: Now THIS is a crime scene!
(cut to intro)
(turns body over and it is a dummy)
GRISSOM: This isn't a crime scene.
(alarm goes off inside and antique is stolen)
GRISSOM: Now THIS is a crime scene!
(cut to intro)
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Amanda Haynes: It was like we'd known Portia all our lives. Has anything like that ever happened to you?
Grissom: No.
:lol: I love how upbeat he sounds when he says that, as if it were the natural response (and to him, I suppose it was hahaha)
Grissom: No.
:lol: I love how upbeat he sounds when he says that, as if it were the natural response (and to him, I suppose it was hahaha)
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A**holes! (to the corpses in the morgue that freaked Holly out.)
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Sara: Since when have you been interested in beauty?
Grissom: Since I met you.
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Alas, poor Warrick. (I avoided Shakespeare like the plague in high school.)
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(I know these aren't verbatim, but it's the gist of the conversation)
Grissom: I know you don't have any men to spare, so I called the highway patrol.
Brooks: Should take them a couple of hours to get here.
Grissom: That should give you enough time to burn down the barn. :lol:
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Grissom: (to Sara) Come on. I'll take you home.
I know there are others. I just can not think of them.
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Sara: Since when have you been interested in beauty?
Grissom: Since I met you.
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Alas, poor Warrick. (I avoided Shakespeare like the plague in high school.)
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(I know these aren't verbatim, but it's the gist of the conversation)
Grissom: I know you don't have any men to spare, so I called the highway patrol.
Brooks: Should take them a couple of hours to get here.
Grissom: That should give you enough time to burn down the barn. :lol:
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Grissom: (to Sara) Come on. I'll take you home.
I know there are others. I just can not think of them.
WP_Rocks_MY_World
CSI Level Three
GREG: Where are you going?
GRISSOM: I'm going dancing. :lol:
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REGINA OWENS: That's some tickler you got there.
GRISSOM: Excuse me?
(She motions to his beard.)
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REGINA OWENS: It's Purple Rain. Prince. Sexy. Custom color. You want it for the wife?
GRISSOM: I'm not married.
REGINA OWENS: Girlfriend?
GRISSOM: No.
REGINA OWENS: You want one?
GRISSOM: (smiles) Yes, I do.
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ALAN BROOKS: Hey, Einstein, we going to stand here all day or what?
GRISSOM: You're going to have to be patient, Lieutenant. The scene hasn't been released yet.
GRISSOM: I'm going dancing. :lol:
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REGINA OWENS: That's some tickler you got there.
GRISSOM: Excuse me?
(She motions to his beard.)
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REGINA OWENS: It's Purple Rain. Prince. Sexy. Custom color. You want it for the wife?
GRISSOM: I'm not married.
REGINA OWENS: Girlfriend?
GRISSOM: No.
REGINA OWENS: You want one?
GRISSOM: (smiles) Yes, I do.
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ALAN BROOKS: Hey, Einstein, we going to stand here all day or what?
GRISSOM: You're going to have to be patient, Lieutenant. The scene hasn't been released yet.
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Grissom: what is Victoria secret?
Sara: Beauty, Grissom. Remember?
MADGE: Howdy.
GRISSOM: Well, howdy. I was wondering, do you carry adult diapers?
MADGE: Oh, we sure do. (She looks at Grissom.) What are you, about a 34, 36?
GRISSOM: Well, they're not for me.
MADGE: Oh. (She looks at Nick.) Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy?
OMG THESE ARE HILARIOUS!! WHICH EPISODES ARE THEY FROM??
Sara: Beauty, Grissom. Remember?
MADGE: Howdy.
GRISSOM: Well, howdy. I was wondering, do you carry adult diapers?
MADGE: Oh, we sure do. (She looks at Grissom.) What are you, about a 34, 36?
GRISSOM: Well, they're not for me.
MADGE: Oh. (She looks at Nick.) Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy?
OMG THESE ARE HILARIOUS!! WHICH EPISODES ARE THEY FROM??
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CSI Level Two
BURDEN OF PROOF, Nick finds blood in the fridge.
NICK: You leaving your experiments in our refrigerator.
GRISSOM: Well, the lab fridge was full. I put in last night.
NICK: Well ...
GRISSOM: I'm going to test for horizontal motion on bloodstains. Vis-a-vis surface textures.
(NICK looks annoyed. CATHERINE takes a sip of her coffee and discretely tries to ignore the smell. GRISSOM is clueless as he takes out the container of blood
from the fridge and opens it.)
GRISSOM: Hey, any of you guys got any linoleum at home?
(CATHERINE catches a whiff of the open container and this time, she discretely pinches her nose trying to avoid the smell. SARA is quiet.)
NICK: (sits down still annoyed at being ignored) That blood is rank, man.
GRISSOM: I know. That's why the Red Cross gives it to us 'cause it's past its expiration date.
(GRISSOM merrily closes the cap on the container, opens the fridge and puts it back on the top shelf. He shuts the door and stands up.)
:lol: you know how sometimes Grissom is just so immersed in his own little world that he doesn't register the surroundings at all? :lol:
NESTING DOLLS, Grissom breaks the skull in tar
(Grissom stares at the broken skull. He turns and looks at Catherine.)
GRISSOM: Huh.
(Catherine clears her throat.)
(Grissom glances down at his watch.)
GRISSOM: Oh, boy. I gotta get my shift started. Good luck with the case.
CATHERINE: No, no, no. You're not going to just destroy this skull and split.
GRISSOM: You can make a nice mold from the impression.
:lol: He's acting like a giddy kid in this whole scene, it's just too precious.
A lot of my fav "Grissom moments" consists of only a look or an expression. I don't remember where this comes from, but he was in the morgue talking to Doc Robbins, then he turns around and sees David, who becomes so nervous that he starts rattling off his routine autopsy procedures. Grissoms just stares at him deadpan throughout the monologue, and after David finishes, there's a pause, before Grissom gives him a tiny smile and says "Go for it." Boy, that scene cracks me up! Grissom does have the power to make others uneasy. I think the only one who hasn't had some sort of performance anxiety before him is Warrick.
But back on topic: there's also the half-smirk he gives Hodges at the end of their metal ball discussion, and the raised-eyebrow look when Greg says he reads classics when they're about dismembered bodies. Oh, not to forget the way he delivers the line "She hates it when we're apart" in JACKPOT. Hilarious!
EDIT: oops, didn't realize it was so long. Sorry if I gave anybody a headache!
NICK: You leaving your experiments in our refrigerator.
GRISSOM: Well, the lab fridge was full. I put in last night.
NICK: Well ...
GRISSOM: I'm going to test for horizontal motion on bloodstains. Vis-a-vis surface textures.
(NICK looks annoyed. CATHERINE takes a sip of her coffee and discretely tries to ignore the smell. GRISSOM is clueless as he takes out the container of blood
from the fridge and opens it.)
GRISSOM: Hey, any of you guys got any linoleum at home?
(CATHERINE catches a whiff of the open container and this time, she discretely pinches her nose trying to avoid the smell. SARA is quiet.)
NICK: (sits down still annoyed at being ignored) That blood is rank, man.
GRISSOM: I know. That's why the Red Cross gives it to us 'cause it's past its expiration date.
(GRISSOM merrily closes the cap on the container, opens the fridge and puts it back on the top shelf. He shuts the door and stands up.)
:lol: you know how sometimes Grissom is just so immersed in his own little world that he doesn't register the surroundings at all? :lol:
NESTING DOLLS, Grissom breaks the skull in tar
(Grissom stares at the broken skull. He turns and looks at Catherine.)
GRISSOM: Huh.
(Catherine clears her throat.)
(Grissom glances down at his watch.)
GRISSOM: Oh, boy. I gotta get my shift started. Good luck with the case.
CATHERINE: No, no, no. You're not going to just destroy this skull and split.
GRISSOM: You can make a nice mold from the impression.
:lol: He's acting like a giddy kid in this whole scene, it's just too precious.
A lot of my fav "Grissom moments" consists of only a look or an expression. I don't remember where this comes from, but he was in the morgue talking to Doc Robbins, then he turns around and sees David, who becomes so nervous that he starts rattling off his routine autopsy procedures. Grissoms just stares at him deadpan throughout the monologue, and after David finishes, there's a pause, before Grissom gives him a tiny smile and says "Go for it." Boy, that scene cracks me up! Grissom does have the power to make others uneasy. I think the only one who hasn't had some sort of performance anxiety before him is Warrick.
But back on topic: there's also the half-smirk he gives Hodges at the end of their metal ball discussion, and the raised-eyebrow look when Greg says he reads classics when they're about dismembered bodies. Oh, not to forget the way he delivers the line "She hates it when we're apart" in JACKPOT. Hilarious!
EDIT: oops, didn't realize it was so long. Sorry if I gave anybody a headache!
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My favourites are (I know at least two were mentioned)
***"it's easy to wear your heart on your sleeve when you aren't looking into his eyes"***...that's actually Sara though
**"(I don't believe) in religion, I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper. I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live...How many crusades were fought in the name of God? How many people died because of someone's religion? ****
**" "Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to do nothing.**
**God, Sara I have so many unanswered whys"**
*Since when are you concerned with beauty?
Since I met you*
Oh and in "commited":
GRISSOM: (OS) Oh dear God.
ADAM: Do you think I'm right?
GRISSOM: (To guard, not taking his eyes off Sara.) Open the door.
SARA: (OS) I do...
GUARD: I can't. I don't have the right key.
(Grissom and Sara keep staring at each other.)
GRISSOM: (Deadly calm.) Just open it.
(Adam notices Grissom at the window.)
GRISSOM: (Stronger voice.) Please open the door
which is not really a quote exactly but damn, it was intense.
***"it's easy to wear your heart on your sleeve when you aren't looking into his eyes"***...that's actually Sara though
**"(I don't believe) in religion, I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper. I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live...How many crusades were fought in the name of God? How many people died because of someone's religion? ****
**" "Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to do nothing.**
**God, Sara I have so many unanswered whys"**
*Since when are you concerned with beauty?
Since I met you*
Oh and in "commited":
GRISSOM: (OS) Oh dear God.
ADAM: Do you think I'm right?
GRISSOM: (To guard, not taking his eyes off Sara.) Open the door.
SARA: (OS) I do...
GUARD: I can't. I don't have the right key.
(Grissom and Sara keep staring at each other.)
GRISSOM: (Deadly calm.) Just open it.
(Adam notices Grissom at the window.)
GRISSOM: (Stronger voice.) Please open the door
which is not really a quote exactly but damn, it was intense.
i liked that scene in... season four... the first episode with those serial couple murder... where they're at the hotel... and there's that vibrating bed.... and nick says that the vibrating bed is good for sex or soemthing..... catherine's packing up all thier evidence stuff and grissom gets out a quarter and puts it into the machine and lies down on the bed.... catherine just stares at him... like wide eyed... i need 15 minutes to think... (ya... right... lonely huh??? lol)
oh... and that stripper girl... do you want to dance???... i can be your specimen and you can be my mad scientist... grissom's reaction... FUNNY!!!
oh... and that stripper girl... do you want to dance???... i can be your specimen and you can be my mad scientist... grissom's reaction... FUNNY!!!
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CSI Level Two
Friends and Lovers, at a rave:
GRISSOM: Teenage wasteland.
WARRICK: (turns around) Who?
GRISSOM: Yeah.
(A RAVE GIRL walks up to GRISSOM.)
RAVE GIRL: Hi!
GRISSOM: Hi.
(She motions him closer. She puts her arms around him and tells him.)
RAVE GIRL: (smiles) I love you.
(She gives GRISSOM a hug.)
(GRISSOM laughs nervously.)
GRISSOM: Uh, thank you. You're a total stranger to me.
(The RAVE GIRL doesn't care, she's in her own little world. WARRICK takes pity on GRISSOM and explains.)
WARRICK: It's ecstasy. It makes everyone fall in love.
(WARRICK pulls the RAVE GIRL off of GRISSOM.)
WARRICK: Don't take it personally, miss. He's kind of married to his job.
(She kisses her fingertips and waves GRISSOM bye. GRISSOM grins and waves back. The RAVE GIRL sees another woman at the party and turns her attentions to her.)
RAGE GIRL: (smiles) I love you.
(The two women embrace.)
The look on Grissom's face as he watches the two women is hilarious :lol:
GRISSOM: Teenage wasteland.
WARRICK: (turns around) Who?
GRISSOM: Yeah.
(A RAVE GIRL walks up to GRISSOM.)
RAVE GIRL: Hi!
GRISSOM: Hi.
(She motions him closer. She puts her arms around him and tells him.)
RAVE GIRL: (smiles) I love you.
(She gives GRISSOM a hug.)
(GRISSOM laughs nervously.)
GRISSOM: Uh, thank you. You're a total stranger to me.
(The RAVE GIRL doesn't care, she's in her own little world. WARRICK takes pity on GRISSOM and explains.)
WARRICK: It's ecstasy. It makes everyone fall in love.
(WARRICK pulls the RAVE GIRL off of GRISSOM.)
WARRICK: Don't take it personally, miss. He's kind of married to his job.
(She kisses her fingertips and waves GRISSOM bye. GRISSOM grins and waves back. The RAVE GIRL sees another woman at the party and turns her attentions to her.)
RAGE GIRL: (smiles) I love you.
(The two women embrace.)
The look on Grissom's face as he watches the two women is hilarious :lol:
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Grissom: I need to see his testicles. :lol:
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