Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

[ancienttomb]

Grissom: where's my guy?

 

[Guest]

Grissom: That's right... Come on... A little more... Yeahhhh.... *takes picture of ant* GOTCHA!!

:devil:

 

[ancienttomb]

:lol:

A touching one:

Nickin the video) I dissapointed you.

Grissomread lips, whispers) No, you didn't

 

[WP_Rocks_MY_World]

GRISSOM: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who walk into a bar?
(Catherine puts the gun in the bag.)
CATHERINE: I'm not in the mood.
GRISSOM: Neither was the monkey.
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GRISSOM: So you're saying our killer has metal balls?
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GRISSOM: Well, at least we know one thing about the driver. He's had a face lift.
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HODGES: What are you thinking about?
GRISSOM: Tacos.
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GRISSOM: This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer to interact as furry animals rather than human beings.
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GRISSOM: Look, we need you to stop skritching or yiffing or whatever, take off your costumes, and tell us your names.
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GRISSOM: Look, what you do on your time is nobody's business. What you do on my time is my business.
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CATHERINE: You know how you're always pushing that holy trinity stuff?
GRISSOM: Father, son, holy ghost?
CATHERINE: Victim, suspect, crime scene.
GRISSOM: That one, huh?
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GRISSOM: Well, a screwdriver's cheaper than an attorney.

 

[Guest]

Teri: I'm sorry I didn't return your call last month.
Grissom: I admire how dedicated to your job you are.
Teri: Dedication to my job isn't why I didn't call you back.
Grissom: ... Oh.

hahahaha Better luck next time, Gris

Grissom: If you chase two rabbits, you lose them both.

 

[WASSITO]

Grissom: Well, If the Wizard of Oz had naked pictures of the Wicked Witch, Dorothy would have never lost her slippers.

 

[WASSITO]

Grissom: Ichabod was horror struck perceiving he was headless.

 

[WASSITO]

Grissom: Welcome to my world.

 

[Guest]

Posted by WASSITO:
Grissom: Welcome to my world.

hehehehe...that's my personal mantra! lol...it's amazing how many situations that works in....

 

[Guest]

Posted by WASSITO:
Grissom: Welcome to my world.

I have that set as the sound file that plays when I turn on my computer. And just because Grissom is so cool (more likely because I'm such a nerd :lol I always respond with, "Gee, thanks. It's great to be here." *dork*

Grissom: You're a grown man, Nick. Stop whining. :lol:

 

[ancienttomb]

Grissom: Crazy or not,here we come :lol:

 

[WASSITO]

Posted by grisluv:

Posted by WASSITO:
Grissom: Welcome to my world.

I have that set as the sound file that plays when I turn on my computer. And just because Grissom is so cool (more likely because I'm such a nerd :lol I always respond with, "Gee, thanks. It's great to be here." *dork*

Grissom: You're a grown man, Nick. Stop whining. :lol:

I tried to do that with my computer, but it couldn't get it to work, I'm doing something wrong.


Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may destroy the evidence.
Cathrine: Do you get these hiakus out of a book or do they just come to you?

 

[Guest]

I tried to do that with my computer, but it couldn't get it to work, I'm doing something wrong.

Save it as a .wav file, then go into your sound sceme and set it where you want it, give the new sceme a name and save it... That's all I did, so it should work

*****

Marty the car salesman: What, are you going to arrest me for blurring the lines??
Grissom: I was leaning towards "murder".

Grissom: Can I have your straw? .... I collect them. :lol:

 

[keesame]

Grissom: Hey, the rich are just as deviant as the poor.

 

[lambda_T]

Grissom: "That's not what the evidence is telling me."