Things I learned from CSI:Miami

Discussion in 'CSI: Miami' started by Wyoming, May 31, 2008.

  1. MaddyAnn

    MaddyAnn Lab Technician

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    Aint that the truth!

    http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k236/SugarPlumb06/HoratioWaving-1.jpg

    What I've learned:

    Apparently it's okay to give your 16 year old son a gun...

    Even if you go to someone's house for therapy several times a month, you won't recognize it until you see the therapist walk out the door.
     
  2. greatfan

    greatfan Captain

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    If you really should not work on a case,it's fine to do it any way.Apparently it doesn't cause any problems
     
  3. Hollyyo

    Hollyyo CSI Level Two

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    ^^Ha...that made me think of one...

    Conflict of interest is only concerned in a few cases. All the others it's fine! The lawyers won't notice!!

    There is no such thing as rain. It just does not exist.
     
  4. EmilyRocks

    EmilyRocks Police Officer

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    whoa you are right^^ It doesn't rain there does it? LOL but the sidewalks and streets are always wet (or most of the time) Maybe Horatio has the power to stop the rain so it doesn't compromise his crime scenes.

    So that's what I've learned from Miami... H has the power to stop the rain!

    You can run and shoot in 4 inch heels.

    You have endless bullets.
     
  5. symbeline

    symbeline Witness

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    Put on your sunglasses like you'll normally do and you'll have these little moments of inspiration.

    'Horatio, why target a fashion boutique, seems so random'
    'On the contrary, this was by design'


    It helps if you put on/off the glasses just before saying said it. Don't forget the dramatic pause. No matter how stupid the phrase is, it'll sound good if you add the sunglasses in the mix.

    Put your sunglasses in your neck and you'll have instant super powers. You'll solve every crime, dodge thousands of bullets and get the hottest girls.

    It doesn't work if you put the sunglasses in your head.
     
  6. C.H.E.A.R.

    C.H.E.A.R. Pathologist

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:Hollyyo you always seem to crack me up. And yes that is so true.

    My point is that: That sexy Cuban *coughErcoughc* men cant tell the women they love that they love them.
     
  7. Hollyyo

    Hollyyo CSI Level Two

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    ^^lol, thanks!

    yours made me think of one: No one is in a happy relationship. There is no such thing as a happy couple. It's just not possible.
     
  8. Criminologist86

    Criminologist86 Pathologist

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    What I have learned from CSI Miami:

    H always wins, and H will always get you.

    The best advise is to run...hard & fast from the sunglasses of justice...the chase makes it more fun for him ;p
     
  9. EmilyRocks

    EmilyRocks Police Officer

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    "This is Florida, people have guns." lol
    So apparently, Florida is the only state with guns.
    (Okay, I know that's not true, but that line made me laugh)

    hmmm what else...

    oh... when piece of a building falls on you, you'll emerge without even a scratch
     
  10. Enhinti

    Enhinti Rookie

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    What I learned

    Politicians and judges are all crooked. Oh wait! We already knew that!

    When leaving an exploding car, waaaalk in sloooow mooootion.

    You can still look cool in a dark suit- even in Florida heat and humidity!
     
  11. Criminologist86

    Criminologist86 Pathologist

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    What I Learned from CSI Miami:

    *EVERY girl has great cleavage; ya just gotta flaunt it the right way ;p

    * Blondes ARE smart; Calleigh is proof

    *Dark attire/pants/long sleeves are cool looking; even in Miami heat.

    * H. always wins. Always.
     
  12. Enhinti

    Enhinti Rookie

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    H. Aways wins because he has super powers
    I know its the sunglasses. I put on a pair it did give me super powers!
    :lol:
     
  13. Wyoming

    Wyoming Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    I have learned, that there is nothing more exciting than a nekkid Eric and a hot shower!
     
  14. luf100

    luf100 Coroner

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    If a cop makes a mistake that might cost him his job, he commits suicide. UNLESS he's a main character.
     
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  15. delkosgirl88

    delkosgirl88 Hit and Run

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    I agree, Wyoming. There is also nothing more drool-worthy than a half naked Eric. :drool: :devil:
     

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