Things I learned from CSI:Miami

Did Eric mention he's Catholic? =p

Psh...yeah. That he's mentioned several times. Funny he won't touch a "cursed" coffin bc of "respect" for a religion he's not even a part of, but in the course of the show he's had several one night stands and bought weed. Love the character, hate the lack of continuity. :scream:

Yeah. Run-on sentences ROCK
 
Crime Scene cleanup guys are the most horrible, vulgar, woman beating people you'll ever meet.

You can recover from any injury by the next episode, where there is barely a trace of a scar.

Only in Florida is the sky 12 different shades of orange, red, and blue. Maybe green, too.

When searching for something in a graveyard, always wait a few hours until nightfall. It adds dramatic affect.

If you're female, it's perfectly professional to wear low cut shirts and push up bras and pretend your male colleagues don't notice. (BTW, when I'm bored, I'll watch really closely, and you can see the male actors stealing quick boob glances....it's really hilarious, but you have to watch reallllly closely)
 
no matter what you've been through, you always forget about that and never mention it again

you get kidnapped, and still have the nerve and time to place infos where you're going the be next - and of course the kidnapper doesn't notice that

and the things you placed - which don't really make sense - you partner isgoing to find out what you meant

no matter what happens to you, you still look great and your hair hair is still perfect and the makem up as well

you can kill people randomly and you won't get asked why

you're going away for few day to rio and you don't get asked what and why you did it
 
ETA: I've removed most of the above as it was way past inappropriate.
 
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^ We don't delete posts for administrative reasons.

Anyway, the issue's been resolved so let's move on. :)
 
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I have learned that you can get DNA from almost any surface.

AND

Hotel rooms are full of "DNA samples" no matter how many times they are cleaned (This one in particular gave me a start!).

:p
 
There's one thing I've learned from CSI: Miami...
Attention to detail. Have you read my latest post over in the CSI: Miami Blooper Thread??? For that matter, have you looked at how long the blooper thread is??? The editors at CSI: Miami must take naps when they're supposed to be editing. Either that or they're, as the saying goes, blind as bats. In fact, when I'm not here, I'm watching the season 6 DVDs trying to spot another blooper I can post in the blooper thread. Attention to detail and the blooper thread are the reason my location over <<<there under my avatar says what it does. I really do think the CSI: Miami Blooper Thread should be required reading for CSI: Miami producers, directors and editors.


We never close, we just take coffee breaks. :D
 
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^^ eh, there's less bloopers in that show than most though. They do a really good job.

What I learned: Don't ever try leaving Calleigh Duquesne an important message on her cell phone. She won't get it, and she'll be pissed at you for some reason.

This has happened in like every episode she's gotten a phone message...lol
 
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